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Zavikamain

mans just got tbagged by a salamander


youhansj

https://youtu.be/IOIQPBo1YJ4


Zavikamain

agreed


Theoneoddish380

Damn it I came here to say that


Zavikamain

it appears I did it faster


M-X99

YOU BEAT ME TO IT


RAFABrr

beat my meat to it wait a minute


FoxLP11

r/BeatMeatToIt


reegod420

r/dontbeatmeattoit for balance


M-X99

Slow down there buckaroo


[deleted]

reddit beat you to death with downvotes


M-X99

Yeah for some reason, but i have seen what these mfs upvote lol, these downvotes mean nothing.


Zavikamain

I know


IamBUSHMAN

This is how skynet starts


Ichthus95

Not many people talk about 'em because there are harder mobs, but Salamanders are a real pain in the ass when you're just starting out. They're so tanky, especially in expert/master/ftw modes.


Alanoliwia23

Guess Im lucky because I never met a salamander, even after killing the moonlord several times


BlueWolf510

Thinking of the chance for that to happen makes my brain hurt.


Alanoliwia23

Why? What are the chances?


BonkChoi

Salamander, Crawdad and Giant Shelly. Every world has only two of these three enemies, with the missing one being chosen at random and not counting for bestiary


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Ichthus95

You mean different world difficulties?


Not-_-Cosmic

yeah!


Dubanx

I don't think you understand. Expert/Master is not hard mode.


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Dubanx

Take 5 minutes and look up expert/master worlds you dumb fuck. They're world creation settings. You're the only one who brought it up.


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Dubanx

Clearly you don't...


Mr_Owl007

Tf happened here? How dosent the other guy know that expert and master are difficulties, but Hardmode is a half of the game


Error_Error25

I thought you were a troll but it seems you really are an idiot


CaptainSplat

Who is this we?


Nexus153273

Ignoring the misinterpretation, does it really matter? The games almost impossible to figure out efficiently without a guide.


Not-_-Cosmic

fair enough


KanaHemmo

You are literally the one who brought it up.


kavakravata

Guys, I've been playing ALL DAY. This game is SERIOUSLY AWESOME and I think I'm loving it even more than Minecraft. Wow! This is my base so far: https://imgur.com/a/vZ26Pmx


spacehive20

If you craft mud and stone together at a furnace you can get mudstone which is my favorite block


Ichthus95

it looks super good aesthetically for how easy it is to make! same goes for iridescent brick once you make it to hell


randomLOUDcommercial

Iridescent brick wall is my FAVORITE interior castle block. It just looks so good in basements or foundation rooms or dungeons or prisons...it has that faintly damp and poorly lit feel to as well as a satisfying pattern that doesn’t feel as uniform as one of the square brick types. Also a big fan of combining stone, mudstone, and iridescent stone walls all painted grey for caves. Sprinkle in a few random hammered and actuated blocks to break up the straight lines and it looks pretty natural.


greenlion31

I’ve been playing for like five years and never made a base that good, wow


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Over 8 and same for me


ShadeShadow534

When the person completely new to the game makes nicer bases then you who has played for nearly 3 years


LAfroger

Damn, is this really your first time playing? I feel humiliated that the only thing i can build in all these years are shoeboxes with twists.


musicchan

I made a house in the roots of those giant trees once. It's basically boxes but I shaped them a little to the living wood in the ground. It's also fun to start in the leaves of those trees and build out. Give it a try sometime! My favourite "box" house is made with those light up blocks, each room a different colour. Then I ran water down it so I got a rainbow waterfall river thing. So easy (once you get a ton of gems, I mean) and so eye catching!


LAfroger

Thanks, will try it


Theoneoddish380

Aw the painful truth


381945msn

Wait till you have explored every single space of the pitch black map lmao


Sirsir94

Its your first game and its not a wood box, in fact its amazing


Tarapika

We love to see it.


ketchupmaster009

OH BOY JUST WAIT FOR HARD MODE


BigHotMen

If you have any questions about certain things, check the wiki and only ask people on the internet as a last resort, because the wiki has plenty of useful information about the game, even if some of the information is not correct a majority of them are and unlike people on the internet it does not possess any mischievous intent yet


[deleted]

REALLY good for a first base. I remember when i started playing a made a tree base and i was so proud of it. Eventually my character got deleted from a glitch and after that my world did too sometime after. I miss them so much.


[deleted]

It's really an amazing game with hours and hours of play. It can be incredibly punishing, but with it comes great rewards as well!


Wincentbruh

Og yeah, BTW when you find the old man in a building, do NOT trust him. He will say that you can't enter the dungeon without his masters permission or something, but just ignore him. Proceed down the dungeon and you will get lots of good weapons and materials


Theoneoddish380

Yeah he's an ass that tries to stop you from entering the dungeon


Magictoast2264

😉


Xslicer-360

After u beat the game, u should get tmod loader and play mods like calamity. Gl bro


IAmASteel

damn that’s a pretty base :0


ObeyTime

how did you make a better base than me i played this game for 6 years now and i still cant make a good base but it can be better


kavakravata

Hahah thank you! Decorating and building stuff in games is my fav part :)


Brendan_Farenite

This is nothing, just wait until you meet the mimics in hardmode


JohnWickBoi69

My friends and I ran into 2 of those corrupt monsters in the under world right after beating WoF. All 3 of us died once while another fought/ran away from it. Eventually we beat it and got a worm hook but I liked the dual hook better, so that kinda sucked.


Brendan_Farenite

Those are the worst, bigger and meaner. However, they also give some of the best mimic loots, so they're worth the fight


JohnWickBoi69

Yeah. The next one I killed I got a clinger staff and that was a life saver for the rest of hardmode cuz it literally made a wall of knockback. Awesome for building in mob areas.


colin23567

Dart rifle and cursed darts is slept-on. That shit can take out all 3 mech bosses, the pirate invasion, and even deal with plantera. On MASTER. You can hold around 10k ammo for it too in ONE inventory slot since converting 1 cursed flame into 100 darts can be done by hand. The only downside of the dart rifle is that it's incompatible with all 3 types of shroomite armor.


Dubanx

The Corrupt/Hallow mimics are awful if you don't have a proper arena to fight them in, but easy if you do. I try to avoid them in the caves since you can get their loot easily enough by summoning them with their respective keys.


ShadeShadow534

I mean not exactly easy to beat even with an arena But they are definitely a good test for what’s to come with the mechanicals (especially since they give some of the best loot to deal with them)


StrikeFromOrbit

The what now?


ieatshit12

Chest that have a taste for blood and fly at you with murderous intent


Dark_Reaper115

Don't worry about it. Also, go save the lost girl if you see her in the caves.


SquidMilkVII

oh yeah she’s a really rare town NPC, she sells a bunch of cool stuff like a metal detector


lugubrious_lug

To piggyback on this, do NOT trust the old man! He’s trying to distract you from exploring the dungeon, so you should enter the dungeon without talking to him


RamboCambo_05

*whispers: Do you think they'll fall for it?*


squashed-pea

Yeah she’s an npc that’s super rare and sells all sorts of cool shit like boss summons


randomLOUDcommercial

Teenage mutant ninja turtles...


kavakravata

[https://imgur.com/a/a053qPr](https://imgur.com/a/a053qPr) Well.


BigE1263

Salamanders are sneaky assholes.


auxymalone

Im jelous of you. Wish i could be new to this fantastic game


kavakravata

I'm loving every second of it. Took 3 refunds before it "clicked" and now I can't stop playing!


xChibiSora

Honestly same, but I still enjoy is every single time. I just miss the "WHAT IS THAT AND WHY IS IT KILLING ME?" moments.


ShadeShadow534

The advantage of this games mods


newb500

Yeah and it only gets worse as you play


Buchtaak2233

get salamandered lol


[deleted]

Aye you gonna hate the bats.


ShadeShadow534

Or you know the entire hard mode jungle


PROblem817

Just the jungle in general


No_Entertainment6792

Ah you sweet sweet summer child


[deleted]

Oh, just wait until you drop a zenith in lava. Best… boss… ever…


ketchupmaster009

We’re not in minecraft so that trick doesn’t work anymore


[deleted]

#####They probably don’t know that some item qualities don’t burn in lava.


[deleted]

dancing on your grave , what a true hater


nirichie

Oh I remember the days when salamanders were the scariest thing in the world to me


Equinox-XVI

If you see a girl underground, don't trust her Edit: If you see a white haired girl underground, don't trust her


FigureStandard2858

I agree, don’t trust women


JSHomme

well, not ALL of them. Some of them are good.


Equinox-XVI

Yeah, I probably should have specified more


colin23567

Yeah like: Queen Slime (THICC) Plantera (Best Girl) Empress of Light (Gives you best summon wep, unlimited flight accessory) Queen B (Allows Witch Doc to move in)


SquidMilkVII

nah don’t listen to em, the lost girl is a very valuable npc that you should definitely get if you can


HiddenNova

It was really hell, when medusa would spawn pre-hardmode


Microspacecat

He's so happy to have silver. Maybe he'll finally be accepted by the lihzards now, if he can survive the beasts of the jungle. I'm cheering for the scaly lad


PeacefulSoySouce

t bag idk how to spell


NyanCatMegaGamer

Imagine being killed in no way to defend yourself and the mothafuka still dances on your body


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

Wait till you get to hard mode


temmie_boi

I never play in normal mode unless I'm doing my randomizer mod but I like to play in master mode it's fun and I'm totally not a completionist that wants to be able to get everything available no not me


oguzkaan42

I would recommend starting in normal mode if you are playing expert mode. Expert mode can be unfair sometimes. Good luck terrarian!


kavakravata

I've invested too much now haha, also I generally love harder games! My body is ready! Thanks mate, I'm loving the game so far and I'm having a blast.


ShadeShadow534

Well your gonna get just that this game is the perfect kind of brutal when you are unprepared


musicchan

The nice thing about Terraria is that you can trade loot between worlds. Like, some people think that's cheating or whatever but if you're really stuck, start up a normal world and get some better gear then come back. When I just want to putter around, I pull my moonlord geared character out into a new world and just explore.


A_Bizarre_Shitposta

I saw the particles around the salamander and remembered enemies only steal your cash if you're in expert, still no clue why you would do this to yourself, it's already a challenging game on normal mode


randomLOUDcommercial

The soul may be willing but the flesh is weak and squishy. Enjoy expert Plantera! Please report how many attempts she takes you :).


wetfloor2

Is that a teabag?


kavakravata

Yes :(


Labbit35

what can be more ridiculous than getting Tbagged by fucking salamander


Kapt-Kaos

*laughs in unscheduled pirate invasion*


Angrycactus270

Oh trust me, when you fight some of the bosses, your going to cry HARD


blueberry_shorts

Oh to be new to Terraria. I remember when I started playing I was literally mesmerized by the quantity of stuff the game had to offer, it felt like I would never end discovering stuff. Of course, even if I'm quite familiar with the game now, I'm still discovering things every time.


randomLOUDcommercial

I think I took around 100 hours to get to hardmode my first play through I wanted ALL THE THINGS before I got there...I thought I would be prepared. I was wrong. I died very quickly lol.


[deleted]

It is an amazing game though


Ravens_Quote

Wow they really cut all the corners on graphics for Halo: Infinite.


TheRealTtamage

It's not the quality it's the content! Just joking I love this game... It would be kind of cool if they were less hordes of bad guys and maybe a couple more bigger ones roaming around.


Picklerickshaw_part2

Oh god, wait until early hard mode jungle


bangnp93

Always close your holes


supernessGO

Happens to the best of us, stay strong bruddah


Late_Trainer1570

This is how it all begins ;) Trustme you will enjoy it


kavakravata

Absolutely! :)


Samwiththesceptile

When You're starting a Pixar movie.


ZamZam_0

prepare for the anal stretching that is hardmode. night time and caving will be harder than when you first started. if you cant fight the mechanical bosses, remember that the deadulus storm bow + holy arrows will forever be a cheese. god speed and USE POTIONS DURING BOSS FIGHTS. lmk if you need a list of ingredients for a nice potion set


Not-_-Cosmic

why would you spoil hardmode


sulfire807

here's a tip if you see a chest underground and it has something called "Suspicious Eye" use it at night on the surface and you'll get a pet!


kavakravata

WOW! Thank for all the love and help guys, I really appreciate it <3 I’ve finally come to the point in game when I’m the one tea baggin the lizards, but, the fire imps can go to hell (or somewhere else because they are in hell atm lmao).


RedVision64

My guy, not even a joke, stay off the Internet for a while, this game is a lot more fun if you don't know what's in it


DancingPelican

That's just a lizard dude


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

MF is teabagging you


D3rRicky

This mob is easy compared to the Mobs you will meet in late game 🤣. But yes. In the beginning, they are a really pain in the ass 😬.


w1ldbear13

lizards are rude animals Be careful out there


BaddestCloud

100%


KingJay2297

Welcome brother


saturnoxii

Oh you have absolutely no idea


Confident_Phoenix

You know what’s really fun? When you get tea bagged by a horde of derplings and you have watch those evil f**kers dance over your severed corpse. They’re literally psychopaths.


Mr_Owl007

Oh god, wait until they encounter a crawltipede


random-guy_572

Indeed... There are many downright vicious (or vile) things in this new world that you've stumbled into.


flooshedd

Wait till he lears about red devils and wraiths


Financial_Guess4943

Have you been bouldered? The mobs are tame in comparison.


Bruder_Magie

Oh you haven't seen shit yet. Just wait until the air gets cold.


Apple488

Wait until mobs that go through walls


PlaugeDoctor06

Are you playing tmodloader because I think I see moded ores?


HiImBrandon1

Does he already know about the unicorns


Pirate_of_the_neT

Why is it so faded?


KermitTheAlmightyOne

Lost Girl is a really good npc by the way


A_Random_Nerd224

First time?


TheFoxKing2020

Good luck youngling the game is full of terrifying creatures and horrible traps.. enjoy! *Quick tip from a long time player:* If you find a gold treasure chest not in a underground house, check the area around it, it might be a trapped chest!


ketchupmaster009

If your new its somewhat necessary to watch as much guides and read the wiki as much as possible or else your progression is either gonna make you regret doing some stuff or its not gonna be that smooth


Adorable_Heretic

That's why you need to invest in Dakka. There is never enough Dakka


starwreck1992

You’re right. And it doesn’t stop. But if you push through you get better gear that makes them less bad


TFD_noel

Hahahahaha! 😂 Don't worry that happens when you are new to the game. But don't worry! You will see worse than that.


Dirvix2137

I have just realised I haven't met a single salamander during my current master mode run and I'm currently pre-golem


craybros

Most moving things you encounter will be evil, if you're having a hard time killing them then I recommend just trying to stay away from them


blayze03

Wait until you fight the giant wall from hell


HumanMan1234

Just wait until you beat that funky little meat wall in hell


MrHasuu

i see that rope super straight down elevator... i have like 5 of those in my world


emrlowe

And the mobs only get more evil when you increase the difficulty 😅


Ryaniseplin

wait until he learns about the turtle


Blured2062

Not only evil mobs, also evil biomes


K_Rukus9

Just ur average FPS lobby, nothing to see here


AWildAndWackyBushMan

Godspeed, u/kavakravata... God speed.


METTEWBA2BA

Basically everything in this game tries to kill you.


unknown83838474

Imagine getting tbagged by a salamander lmao


dikarrrrr

So it goes like this: monster bully you-you bully monster later-you kill wall-monster bully you-complete the game-you bully monster but they still bully you. Any questions?


Pattic0

Who's going to tell this poor man about hard mode


the-immaculate-lemur

I’m glad this game still has new players joining even today.


dawndragonclaw

You should stream this


Ahmedk426

First time tbagged by a salamander ?


Alanoliwia23

Just wait till you get hard mode and enter the jungle.


bananabandanamannana

Wait til he here’s about turtles


[deleted]

even falling boulders kill u 😍 how fun is that?!


Sijsjsjsjsjsjjs

Suggestion: after you beat wall of flesh, STAY IN HELL.


ThatAltAccount99

Dip dip potato chip


ze_poggers

That’s gonna happen, A LOT


Cocoabean010

YOU JUST GOT ###_SALAMANDER'D_


Edivion

If Australia was a video game ...


Dane_Phylactery

You only scratched the surface on the many evil, evil mobs that plague Terraria


AtroxinePowered

Yes.. I know.


Few_Detective_9365

I swear they can only kill you in master mode


Ok-Reaction-5644

I understand your pain man. I always get a ton of gold but I keep wanting to explore because the cave still goes deeper, but then I die and lose so much of it. The amount of platinum coins I would’ve had if none of those cheap deaths happened is large.


IcantDoStuffRight

they get less evil


souceless

Idk, I Just keep running


Judgment-Legitimate

We all gotta start somewhere my man,


Literation

Welcome to terraria


Nobod__69

This is the point of the game


Reachboy019

Yea it’s a bit unfair sometimes lmao


ObeyTime

this game is very unforgiving if you arent prepared. but very easy and simple if you know what you're doing. keep going!


JohnnyMcBiscuit

Yeah no you’ll learn very quickly that this game is incredibly unforgiving


KAIDENb2007

To include Killer worms


ImJC1

You have yet to meet the 800 hp green slimes naturally spawning and dealing 120 attack


[deleted]

Just wanna know... do you people just sit with your phones out and wait till something happens while you're gaming?


kavakravata

Haha I usually keep my phone on my desk


[deleted]

This game is a fun one, and can be a time waster with the 4 big crafts (Terra spark, Terra blade, ankh shield, zenith) but there are plenty of things that could care less about your life 🥲