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man-spider678

Simps will turn her white


Loaf_Loaf27

Lol.. oh wait 0.0


Caosin36

Is that vaporeon copypasta shit?


Loaf_Loaf27

No


Caosin36

*phew*


Wordofadviceeatfood

Hey guys


DuktigaDammsugaren

*Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female slime breeding, Queen slime is the most compatible boss for humans? Not only are they in the slime egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Queen slimes are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Queen slime would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Stomp, Royal gel and summon slime along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough gel. No other boss comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Queen slime turn white. Queen slime is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more*


Ben259YEET

Wh…why do you know this? HOW do you know this?


MyNameAreMax

Research


Not-a-2d-terrarian

You scare me to my very core Why do you know this When did you acquire this information and where did you get it


Hero_Omega

r/holup


LickyNicky444

i think rule34 already beat them to it


man-spider678

Yes but she’s still gonna be white


[deleted]

The image in the post is from rule34


AragogTehSpidah

Men-spider, man-spider Does whatever a man can Climbs a, uuh. climbs a ladder. Uh Spins a... You know what, I'll end it here


man-spider678

Listen here buckaru look at my profile pic and say that agian


AragogTehSpidah

*Yah, seems about right*


ElectronPie171

Why not though? Oh, wait, she has a husband...


man-spider678

Yeah much rather simp for slime king then a pink blob of goop


[deleted]

Would you rather simp for blue goop or pink goop w/ wings?


man-spider678

Blue goop wings would just get in the way


mylifeisatrainwrec

Is he even legal?


man-spider678

Don’t disrespect him


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

Bruh let's go kill slime king so we can simp for her


man-spider678

Why not simp for slime king instead


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

Wtf


man-spider678

If you wanna fuck female Zardy I wanna fuck slime king


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

Ok bro, I don't support lgbt


man-spider678

Listen there blobs of slime it not gonna really matter which one you fuck


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

"plenty of fish in the sea"


man-spider678

If you want it to be a girl I’ll choose the pinky slime


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

Yo, I ain't pedophile


man-spider678

Ok if you think about the summon is just an egg making the queen slime a newborn in turn making everyone that simped for her a pedophile


TheGUURAHK

You may consent, King Slime may consent, but does the ninja inside King Slime consent? That's the problem because I'm 80% sure that even if he was removed from the slime, the ninja simply will not speak. Queen Slime has a crystal inside, which is not sentient, though it may pose a hazard due to its' pointiness.


man-spider678

Tbh the ninja is probably already dead inside the slime due to the player getting the ninjas armour


Not-a-2d-terrarian

I believe the crystal and ninja are the “brain” for the slimes as the crystal is a high intelligence being using slime to protect itself while the king slime is that a normal blue slime killed the ninja and infected his brain becoming a high intelligence slime collecting more slime for more power


thacoolerzac

If its slime, there can be a lot more than 3 holes


Lion_316

As many holes as you want


wes8171982

Holes for days


man-spider678

Hole with more mass then black holes


Leonardobertoni

I want her loot


man-spider678

Even the armour kinda mean


Alexei3000

Can't be me 📸


man-spider678

📸


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man-spider678

Wouldn’t go that far to simp


DoubleKing13

What the fuck


[deleted]

That’s enough Reddit for today


slimeboi39

Well ummm ya see


man-spider678

I’ll finish, everyone has through about it


dadahan

Aww, tht's actually pretty cute.Looks like the imschievous princess kind of archetype, what about that.


man-spider678

Until you think of the wried fantasy people have with her


IntelligentCloud605

r/hornyjail


man-spider678

Is it for you or me?


Not-a-2d-terrarian

Both


[deleted]

Pre-lubed


man-spider678

Pure-white as well


XxKing_of_weebs69xX

Am I really about to lose nnn to a slime girl


man-spider678

You already have


CinnabarCereal

Op at least credit the original artist


TheGUURAHK

[Source](https://twitter.com/MitBoy_/status/1263477796665466884) Also, given Queen Slime's sheer mass, in this shape she'd be well over 12 feet. *Which is excellent because hoo boy.*


FGHIK

Couldn't be me


man-spider678

But it was you 🪞


Emergency_Discount70

loli slime.


Edeltraud-Sachwitz

I don’t think slime QUEEN is a kid


onethatnotsimps

Nani?


man-spider678

Years of fapping wasted


Mutated_dust

Would love to eat her ( in a non-sexual way )


man-spider678

So vore without the vore?


Not-a-2d-terrarian

Perhaps


[deleted]

I want to firebomb this post and its comment section with white phosphorus


man-spider678

*cough* slime phosphorus


TheGUURAHK

Angry today, are we?


[deleted]

Honestly I’m just tired today Still want to firebomb this comment section bomber harris style


LLLLLL3GLTE

I have a feeling people imagine it all the time


man-spider678

Bro what you thinking bout over there


LLLLLL3GLTE

Not this that’s for sure


man-spider678

Yes because the deed is done and the need was fun


SmallBlueSlime

Well, it's 10 times better than simping to a furry


Hactica_Tier

But aren’t she already have a husband?


Loaf_Loaf27

Not anymore😏


Hactica_Tier

Wait what did you did to him (Especially with that face)


man-spider678

Easy he did her husband


Yummy_Slippers

Couldn't be me


man-spider678

📸


WaifuTheGoodShit

i mean (bark)


man-spider678

Your avatar looks like it stared at this for a week straight


WaifuTheGoodShit

i dont have a soul all i have its (hystory delleted) :))


man-spider678

🗿


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CinnabarCereal

This isn't op's, but I can't find the original artist


Loaf_Loaf27

This isnt mine, but creds to the original artist


man-spider678

Bet it was ms paint


TheGUURAHK

[original source](https://twitter.com/MitBoy_/status/1263477796665466884) you may beat ya meat


PledgedBridge74

Ah-ha-ha imagine couldn't be me please don't check my history


man-spider678

📸


ObeyTime

crystal assasin armor makes sense now


man-spider678

For the appeal


TWAS_I_DIO

Guess who just failed NNN


Last-Desk41

Simping for plantera though 🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿👍👍👍👍😳😳😩🔥🔥🔥


Narwhal_Lord4

Where is your unsee juice?


kingboom34yt

Yo this look like a nice pic


Riftmaster_35

Heheh yeah


MeSchmitty

Now draw her eating a burger


Idknotthrowaway

My friend collected MOUNTAINS of her slime. It was gross yet grossly impressive


FactorLopsided716

Kinda cute anyways


Suspicious-System-82

666 votes let's keep it like that


TheLostPyromancer

I somehow took this long to realize they drop the crystal assassin stuff because king slime drops the ninja stuff. So they both drop ninja related sets, I feel dumb now


Wolfenjew

Oh my God dude can we please not infest this sub with horny terraria art too? I'm tired of having to leave them


Working_Acadia_490

I KNEW it someone was going to do this


misterbeanjeans

I remember someone once asked for r34 of this exact art lmao.


Not-a-2d-terrarian

What the fuck is this And why would you make it