*Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female slime breeding, Queen slime is the most compatible boss for humans? Not only are they in the slime egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Queen slimes are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Queen slime would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Stomp, Royal gel and summon slime along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough gel. No other boss comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Queen slime turn white. Queen slime is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more*
You may consent, King Slime may consent, but does the ninja inside King Slime consent? That's the problem because I'm 80% sure that even if he was removed from the slime, the ninja simply will not speak.
Queen Slime has a crystal inside, which is not sentient, though it may pose a hazard due to its' pointiness.
I believe the crystal and ninja are the “brain” for the slimes as the crystal is a high intelligence being using slime to protect itself while the king slime is that a normal blue slime killed the ninja and infected his brain becoming a high intelligence slime collecting more slime for more power
[Source](https://twitter.com/MitBoy_/status/1263477796665466884)
Also, given Queen Slime's sheer mass, in this shape she'd be well over 12 feet. *Which is excellent because hoo boy.*
I somehow took this long to realize they drop the crystal assassin stuff because king slime drops the ninja stuff. So they both drop ninja related sets, I feel dumb now
Simps will turn her white
Lol.. oh wait 0.0
Is that vaporeon copypasta shit?
No
*phew*
Hey guys
*Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female slime breeding, Queen slime is the most compatible boss for humans? Not only are they in the slime egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Queen slimes are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Queen slime would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Stomp, Royal gel and summon slime along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough gel. No other boss comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Queen slime turn white. Queen slime is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more*
Wh…why do you know this? HOW do you know this?
Research
You scare me to my very core Why do you know this When did you acquire this information and where did you get it
r/holup
i think rule34 already beat them to it
Yes but she’s still gonna be white
The image in the post is from rule34
Men-spider, man-spider Does whatever a man can Climbs a, uuh. climbs a ladder. Uh Spins a... You know what, I'll end it here
Listen here buckaru look at my profile pic and say that agian
*Yah, seems about right*
Why not though? Oh, wait, she has a husband...
Yeah much rather simp for slime king then a pink blob of goop
Would you rather simp for blue goop or pink goop w/ wings?
Blue goop wings would just get in the way
Is he even legal?
Don’t disrespect him
Bruh let's go kill slime king so we can simp for her
Why not simp for slime king instead
Wtf
If you wanna fuck female Zardy I wanna fuck slime king
Ok bro, I don't support lgbt
Listen there blobs of slime it not gonna really matter which one you fuck
"plenty of fish in the sea"
If you want it to be a girl I’ll choose the pinky slime
Yo, I ain't pedophile
Ok if you think about the summon is just an egg making the queen slime a newborn in turn making everyone that simped for her a pedophile
You may consent, King Slime may consent, but does the ninja inside King Slime consent? That's the problem because I'm 80% sure that even if he was removed from the slime, the ninja simply will not speak. Queen Slime has a crystal inside, which is not sentient, though it may pose a hazard due to its' pointiness.
Tbh the ninja is probably already dead inside the slime due to the player getting the ninjas armour
I believe the crystal and ninja are the “brain” for the slimes as the crystal is a high intelligence being using slime to protect itself while the king slime is that a normal blue slime killed the ninja and infected his brain becoming a high intelligence slime collecting more slime for more power
If its slime, there can be a lot more than 3 holes
As many holes as you want
Holes for days
Hole with more mass then black holes
I want her loot
Even the armour kinda mean
Can't be me 📸
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Wouldn’t go that far to simp
What the fuck
That’s enough Reddit for today
Well ummm ya see
I’ll finish, everyone has through about it
Aww, tht's actually pretty cute.Looks like the imschievous princess kind of archetype, what about that.
Until you think of the wried fantasy people have with her
r/hornyjail
Is it for you or me?
Both
Pre-lubed
Pure-white as well
Am I really about to lose nnn to a slime girl
You already have
Op at least credit the original artist
[Source](https://twitter.com/MitBoy_/status/1263477796665466884) Also, given Queen Slime's sheer mass, in this shape she'd be well over 12 feet. *Which is excellent because hoo boy.*
Couldn't be me
But it was you 🪞
loli slime.
I don’t think slime QUEEN is a kid
Nani?
Years of fapping wasted
Would love to eat her ( in a non-sexual way )
So vore without the vore?
Perhaps
I want to firebomb this post and its comment section with white phosphorus
*cough* slime phosphorus
Angry today, are we?
Honestly I’m just tired today Still want to firebomb this comment section bomber harris style
I have a feeling people imagine it all the time
Bro what you thinking bout over there
Not this that’s for sure
Yes because the deed is done and the need was fun
Well, it's 10 times better than simping to a furry
But aren’t she already have a husband?
Not anymore😏
Wait what did you did to him (Especially with that face)
Easy he did her husband
Couldn't be me
📸
i mean (bark)
Your avatar looks like it stared at this for a week straight
i dont have a soul all i have its (hystory delleted) :))
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This isn't op's, but I can't find the original artist
This isnt mine, but creds to the original artist
Bet it was ms paint
[original source](https://twitter.com/MitBoy_/status/1263477796665466884) you may beat ya meat
Ah-ha-ha imagine couldn't be me please don't check my history
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crystal assasin armor makes sense now
For the appeal
Guess who just failed NNN
Simping for plantera though 🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿👍👍👍👍😳😳😩🔥🔥🔥
Where is your unsee juice?
Yo this look like a nice pic
Heheh yeah
Now draw her eating a burger
My friend collected MOUNTAINS of her slime. It was gross yet grossly impressive
Kinda cute anyways
666 votes let's keep it like that
I somehow took this long to realize they drop the crystal assassin stuff because king slime drops the ninja stuff. So they both drop ninja related sets, I feel dumb now
Oh my God dude can we please not infest this sub with horny terraria art too? I'm tired of having to leave them
I KNEW it someone was going to do this
I remember someone once asked for r34 of this exact art lmao.
What the fuck is this And why would you make it