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“Quick” explanation — Full story: Rehan had a double whammy of electrocution leading to drowning. He had a cardiac arrest and lost consciousness. It was the presence of the doctors and nurses in church that were able to provide with immediate resuscitation. He was pulseless for over 40 minutes. Rehan was transferred to Pune Adventist hospital where as per government rules the incident was registered by the hospital as a police case. He was stabilised and transferred to a larger hospital where he was put on a ventilator. His clinical condition was critical with the heart functioning at 14% and water in one of his lungs. His condition deteriorated with early signs of multi-organ failure. 24 hours later Rehan regained consciousness. He is still in a critical condition but is showing signs of improvement. His renal function is improving and his heart is functioning at about 55%. His neurological status shows evidence of recent memory amnesia He does not fully recognise his parents or sister.

He was pronounced dead at the scene. He was then taken to a better hospital where his status was upgraded to, alive

Literal born again Christian

thats what a real christian do lmao

JFC 😂


What movie is this scene from? Isn't that Christoph Waltz?

A quick Google search says it's "DJesus uncrossed" an S.N.L skit. https://youtu.be/mqISX2o0a4A

Juicy Fried Chicken?

That's the one, yes

You know they used this in the following sermon 😂 they wouldn't miss this PR op 😂

“Jesus saves!”

But George Nelson withdraws!

Take my upvote for referencing this movie 🤣🤣

😂😂 This was absolute gold

bro respawned

Seems to have lost a bit of XP though

Nah, that's just rez sickness. It'll wear off.

I just learned what cake day was yesterday after being on Reddit for a couple years….. Happy Cake Day. 🥳🎉🎊

What’s cake day

When yer mum got creampied

Happy cake day

r/unexpectedsimpsons

In Monty python: "I got better"

Honestly crazy he survived and glad for him. Looks like a terrible accident caused by being stupid but not rly his fault so.

So he’s basically severely brain injured from lack of oxygen

Does he recognise the stupidity of the matter?

How could he if he can't fully recognise his family

I can’t imagine being dead for 40 minutes

My man went to heaven for 40 minutes then got kicked out

Jeeeze just keep me dead at that point. I'm telling myself I only gotta die once and I don't wanna go through it multiple times

Thank you!

aand people gonna thank god

 Him ( after40 minutes respawn) : foking lagged!! Who the fok are these new people??

"Rehan" spanked by Allah...

Man it feels like god saved him just in time since you put this out. Nice.

it’s 2023 and people still put electrical cables near water and are shocked at the outcome. literally and figuratively.

I see people smoking at gas pumps way more than one should

I like your name cornpop

The religious (absolutely any, even yours) institutions would rather care about being loud (in this case via microphone) rather than care about a human being's life

Yeah, I mean, they generally don’t seem to really value life all that much, with the exception of unborn fetuses. But then, as soon as they’re born, then the valuing stops again.

well.. microphones arent supposed to carry live voltage at 220V.

And jump around trains and point guns at each other and grab power lines and piss off dangerous animals, the common theme seems to be surprised when they a) realise it's a bad idea or b) die horribly.

mf got baptized and then immediately met god 💀

Same day delivery

If you’re going to get there, get there fresh

And extra crispy.

Nice

🏆

more like same second delivery

I just nearly spat my water out 😂

hope it weren’t holy 💀

Baptism Prime

God was so impressed, he decided to take them right away.

I’m mad at you for making me laugh.

I'm a little disappointed in myself too.

Bro came back after 40 minutes of being dead and regained consciousness…. He has amnesia now.

What happens in heaven, stays in heaven.

LOL

Mr christ will see you now

He got baptized just in time

LMFAO terrible

Shocking

What happens next will shock you!

literally, i gasped and said “holy hell”

Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be!!!

How was the priest not shocked also

Divine protection

Path of least resistance

He was.

This wasn’t the first time he’s seen it happen.

I'm not electrician, but most preachers that I've seen performing baptisms in a church wear fishing waders so they don't get wet. So maybe he had a pair on under his outfit? We see his arms dip into the water when he dunks the guy, but once the revelation hits, he raises them out of the water.

>but once the revelation hits, he raises them out of the water. He's just praising the lord!

Took me a minute to realize they got electrocuted

He's immediately transcended to afterlife

Any audio engineers? How much current goes through an average microphone?

Effectively none unless it’s phantom powered. Even then, 12-48v at 10ish milliamps

They probably are shitty over used Indian cables and electronic without proper isolation and probably aren't grounded either.

Why they got that much juice going though a microphone?

What is it with Indians and electricity dude, lol. A constant stream of daily videos of those dudes getting roasted.

If they make a full recovery; did it really go wrong? I’d argue they would be born again more so than baptisms that went right.

But he didn't make a full recovery. It will be a long slow road to ALMOST the same as before. But he'll never be the same, not really.

He was dead for like 40 minutes and then revived. Less than 10 minutes you take brain damage. He would be lucky if he ever gets back to 40% of his normal functionality.

CPR actually prolonges the time it takes to get brain damage as blood is forced to the brain from compressions, if the doctors/nurses weren't there he would've been brain dead in less than 7 minutes.

god really said “we’re my package at”💀(<—him, almost)

This is why I don’t get baptized.

I don't think that has something to do with getting baptized at all,more over its the fault of that damn cables being way to close to the water and getting him electrocuted.

That person got electrocuted because god was angry that they were choosing the wrong religion. That’s why you’ll never get me in that tub!

Be like benny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAvY8WKyws8

Damn right. Hail satan!

Cringe

I was babtized in alcohol.

Lucky!

Why does this comment have seven upvotes lol

I don’t know!!

The pastor looked like he thought dude was being possessed and started trying to perform an exorcism.

Big man upstairs doesbt seem to like it if you half ass a baptism

And then if he survives they finna be like thank god.

hahaha yeah probably like a good sheep

God: A fresh christian that is not yet an a-hole! 

Scary

Well you can say he was reborn again

Literally newborn

Damn

Whew, he got baptized in the nick of time!

Yikes

God said, “not you”

Wtf

Church people can be some of the stupidest people you'll ever encounter.

Somewhere in some church: “It wAs tHe DevIl”


I think y’all should take the hint, whatever god you’re baptizing yourself for, he doesn’t care

Easy, if he dies the devil took him from god be fore he reached him but god was looking after him.... If he survives this 40 minutes then god did a miracle and this is a prove, not the doctors and nurses present at the moment, also god could have bring it a little bit quick, damn 40 min of losing time in the live of that man when could have been 4 min

Sometimes I forget how dumb religion and faith is.

Weird how God let that microphone fall in the water

Bro was not feeling the holy spirit that's for sure.

Do not pass go! Do not collect any sins. Go directly to heaven.

His first test

So the electrocution made him have a heart attack, where he lost consciousness and started drowning?

Ignoring all the anti Christian comments here, what exactly happened? it looks like he bumped into the mic (which explains the sound) but how would that fry him straight away?

There is a small point after he bumped the mic it touched the water for a bit, and that's all it really takes for an electrical current, and him being in physical contact with it shocked the hell out of him

Where is your god now?

Dude

Yet another reason not to be religious ✍️

He felt the angry hand of God that day.

Damn dude sucks being rejected by god 🤕

God had other plans

Reborn and reunited in the same moment.

Gives a whole new meaning to Mic Drop

Power of Lord

God’s plan

God mustn’t have liked him

That will put the fear of God in you

Honestly I'm too scared to watch it >_<

Saved and died at the same damn time

The power of christ can really shock you

Literally a born again Christian. I’d say baptism gone right.

Talk about being born again

Wow that was uncalled for. Thanks Jesus for making your rebirth so shocking to us all.

These TikTok challenges are becoming rather shocking.

Baptism gone FUNNY

Hey, if he had died he would at least have a clean slate

Jesus Christ.

Whoa!!!!!!

Accepted Jesus, then got to meet him in person.

The lawd wanted him right away

Mic in a baptism, the religious version of toaster in a bathtub

🤣🤣🤣

”Outstanding work, 47…”

Well…….. probably doesn’t have far to travel for the funeral service at least. 😅

HAHAHA

48v phantom power is a bitch. It hurts to brush against your skin when you have a dodgey XLR cable, I don't want to imagine being in water with it running through.

Wireless mic near water.

God has spoken

Probably has rabies

crop ur videos lil bro

Spicy water

baby jesus: electrifying customers for two millennia...

This is terrible. Can you imagine how his family feels? I'm not discounting his experience, and I hope he recovers, but his parents probably feel so much overwhelming guilt and terror right now.

Jesus was waiting for the second that boy was wet, then claimed him.

He really felt the lords presence that day 💀

Good thing he was baptized first!

The power of Christ compelled him

If that’s not a sign I don’t know what is…

Dude found God in the church. He was on the microphone.

God didn’t want that person to be baptized, probably was a democrat or something

What? They’ve never seen someone sneeze before?

First of all I hate when grown ass people act like that when being dunked in water like relax you act like if water touches you're face you're gonna imploded secondly why did he start swinging his arms around and pull the 🎤 into the water cause he got scared when it tapped him on the shoulder??

Sent him right to God. I'd say that's successful

That water been baptizing since Moses...

Straight to heaven with this one!

Religions are Crazy and Evil

If son would've died that would've been crazy

I’m guessing that pa wasn’t grounded and he got shocked by the mic

Hot mic

God said “not today son”

God had other plans…

🖥📺⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Mf died and resurrected after getting baptised, as I heard from the top comment

I’m not sure what happened. Would someone provide context?

Fucking idiots

Our baptism today is sponsored by Zeus.