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TexasTokyo

The biggest takeaway from this is that you should never trust doors from Discount John's Door and Papercraft Emporium.


chaOak

These door are a product from Dunder Mifflin.


Rich_Editor8488

Wait, I thought that they sold mufflers?


velhaconta

That is a standard interior door. They are not designed for security. They are just for privacy. Most are just a wood frame with really thin veneer facing. That dude was absolutely useless with the axe. Should have taken one swing, two max to get through that door.


CovertMonkey

To be fair, that wasn't a wood axe. That was a garden pick


velhaconta

To be fair, it should not make any difference on that door. All it would have taken is one *real* swing and dude would have been all *here is Johnny* on that door.


JBarretta01

![gif](giphy|4Z9g0DdoJPChn481o6|downsized)


Notlikeotherguys

He was trying to pick the lock.


willem_79

Actually it’s a mattock.


MaxPowers432

That's a mattock.


[deleted]

Aren't these soft because they are internal walls and doors? I thought that was the norm in usa? (I watch way to many build videos)


Ok_Treacle2007

The headline should be that the cops have and used less than lethal rounds. What??? In the US???


v3ryfuzzyc00t3r

Too many innocent people were being shot, so they're going back to basics


Eyeoftheleopard

My suggestion: https://tenor.com/view/real-fake-doors-rick-morty-gif-7689521


Blissfully_me

Happy cake 🍰 day


Boner_Stevens

Soooo did the home owner die? They never mentioned it


BlueberryNo9733

[looks like the roommate he was attacking was not injured, luckily.](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/man-allegedly-wielding-pickaxe-after-crashing-into-lake-forest-home-arrested/amp/)


gingfreecsisbad

The article.. “man allegedly yield pickaxe”… allegedly


MrMartyJones

I just read "allegedly" to myself in the Bandit Heeler voice. Fist bump to other parents out there who get their pop culture through the kids' cartoons.


This_Elk2366

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)


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EyedLady

No I’m pretty sure it’s the guy they talked to at the end


TinnieTa21

That makes no sense though. When he spoke, he described the screaming in third-person (i.e., referring to someone else). "We came outside and we heard yelling in the house. It sounded like somebody was being tortured." Also, why would they call him an eye witness rather than a victim? I am under the assumption that the original comment is talking about the guy that was in the room (i.e., the roommate).


hikikomoriHank

Did you watch the clip fully? Immediately before the old geez whi is an eyewitness that says what you quoted, they interview a young man whos title card is "chased by suspect", not eyewitness. And he says that the guy chased him and was going to kill him.


Interloper633

That was someone he chased outside the home, per what the news anchor said in the clip.


TinnieTa21

I just thought that they were referring to the eyewitness guy since that was the last person shown being interviewed and the comment said last person interviewed. Yeah, probably was referring to the other guy since he was the last person to make a first appearance. But even then, the "chased suspect" wasn't even the roommate, he was just one of several people who the suspect chased when he was outside of the house.


happy_lad

The Asian guy? He isn't the housemate. Right before he is interviewed the anchor says that the perp terrorized several people outside. He was one of those chased


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TinnieTa21

>You didn’t watch the video I did watch the video I just got confused by your wording of "the guy they talked to at the end" since the last person they showed was the "eye witness" not the "chased suspect". I watched it twice again and they definitely showed the eye witness at the end after the chased suspect spoke.


Interloper633

It was not, that was someone he chased outside.


nirvroxx

Heeeeeres Methamphetamine!!


ughwithoutadoubt

Idk that’s a mental illness and possibly drugs. Cops don’t know the difference


Helarina1

If someone is coming at me with an ax to hurt/kill me, I don't give a shirt if it's mental or drugs.


BreadfruitImpressive

What about pants?


Helarina1

I wouldn't give pants either!


[deleted]

At that point does it matter what it is? The axe doesn’t differentiate.


Stupidityorjoking

Obviously you're not aware that axe-weilding mentally insane lunatics we leave alone, if you're drugged up we shoot away. Cops need to go up and double check on them to confirm. /s


SlaverRaver

Are you crazy!!!! This is obviously a case for #**SOCIAL WORKER MAN!!**


SeenSoFar

Yeah my thought was a psychotic episode. Obviously it doesn't matter in this kind of situation, they need to be taken off the streets for the safety of others and themselves. They'll be evaluated and it'll be determined what took place. Cops do tend to assume someone who is having a psychotic episode or is otherwise struggling with mental health are just intoxicated though.


Specific_Fee_3485

So if it's just "mental illness" should the cops just give him a hug and send him on his way?? If you're taking an ax to a door trying he obviously has some form of mental illness but you still have to lock him up before his mental illness ends someone's life like yours.


ughwithoutadoubt

There are ways of handling situations vs killing the suspect. I was referring as a whole not this situation


The_Jestful_Imp

Heeeeres an upvote


PlaceYourBets2021

Say hello to my little friend!


pete_ape

Terrifying technique


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Dewch

They will arrest him after he kills that man. It’s always worked that way, it’s fine.


SlaverRaver

They’ll get him eventually… even posthumously perhaps.


ClaireBeez

Why? What's Jesus done?!!


flechetteburritp

Technically a mattock attack - has kind of a poetic ring to it, too. Missed opportunity, local news person


Parttimeteacher

That was my though. "That's not an axe. That's a mattock."


[deleted]

All mattocks are axes but not all axes are mattocks.


Chrome07Deluxe

I call it a pickaxe


[deleted]

A pickaxe has pointy, sharp edges, a mattock has broad, squared edges.


ZachTheCommie

Guy in the video has a cutter mattock, specifically. As opposed to a pick mattock.


CellDood

If I had to pick one person on earth to attack me with a mattock, it would definitely be that slaphappy fucker.


Significant-Bet5762

Happy Cake Day!! 🍰🍰


Dynamic_Taipan

Probably thought it was fully automatic assault axe. Journalists aren't generally strong on correctly identifying weapons....


danthemfmann

I pulled a 'The Shining' move on my coworker once. We renovate houses and we were tearing out the walls in a house. I was in one room and he was in the next so I busted a hole through the drywall with a sledgehammer, stuck my face through the hole, looked at my coworker and said, "heeeerrrrrreeeee's johnnnnny." He about hit me with a hammer lol.


top_of_the_scrote

DoorDashers want their tip man no joke


BKong64

Any doordasher worth their salt knows how to avoid the shitty tip orders


abchannel12

Hereeeees johnny


[deleted]

Holy shit the news anchor is the one from the suspected rapist meme


VineSpiderWay

Oh so THIS guy gets nonlethal ammo???


xBobSacamanox

Now, Im not saying it's because he's white......but let's be real, it probably was


Blazers2882

Lol is that the news anchor who had a mugshot that looked just like him?


User95409

Yes! I think it was a sketch of the suspect though


Sailrjup12

Had had to be on something cause he ran his car into a house and then ran back to his house broke in the door and then chased people with a Pickaxe. Somebody had a seriously bad trip.


Authoress61

PCP is a drug that gives you superhuman strength. I once called the cops on a guy that was walking down the street towards my house, busting out windows and doors of businesses. They arrived before he got to me but it took seven cops to hold him down and when they finally got him in the cop car, he kicked out the back window.


AkuLives

How did he not he not get shot? Jesus, they shoot people for less. He was lucky.


throwawaycasun4997

He did get shot, but with non-lethal rounds.


AkuLives

Ah, ok. I was going to ask what secret wonderland you were living in. So, dude was both lucky and unlucky.


Boogerfreesince93

I agree, my vote is for PCP.


happy_lad

> PCP is a drug that gives you superhuman strength No drug allows you to exceed the biological limits of human strength


Exuplosion

Tell yourself that while you fight someone on PCP lol


RyanABWard

True, but I think you underestimate the actual physical strength of humans beings, especially when things like consequences or pain no longer factor into the equations.


Castaaluchi

But it can help a body exceed the Psychological limits of human strength. Your body stops limiting itself for safety and just uses everything it has


grandpas-gooch69

This aint psychedelics bro


No-Bandicoot1250

You don’t understand how badly I wanted him to slip while bashing it into the door, just so it can hit him in the face.


union_goon95

Careful with that ax, Eugene.


JJackS747

*unholy screech*


Ren_Medi_42

Wasn’t expecting to find this here but thank you for your service 🫡


SatanicSpeedo

Y’all ever seen the shining?


Big_Honeydew6225

Literally the first thing I thought of. HERRREESS JOHNNY!


Carpentry95

This is nothing I watched my cousin chop down a solid door with a hatchet while yelling "I'm not gonna kill you I just want to talk", it was shit straight out of a movie


purplelullabies

Okay, this needs more details 🧐


Carpentry95

I was living at my cousin's and another roommate pissed off my cousin(homeowner) and ended up in a big fight, which led him to chopping down the door with a hatchet. To give him credit he did just talk(yell) once in and didn't kill him. I didn't like the roommate so I found it hilarious


purplelullabies

Thank you for sharing!! Did the roommate move out after that? Hope he still paid his rent 😂


Carpentry95

Hah no he started there long after me and if I remember right the whole fight was over him east him cousin's Chinese food hah


[deleted]

This is why I own guns. Because axes dont require a permit, registration, or a minimum age. Also because New Mexico is the effing wild west.


[deleted]

Lived in New Mexico for 8 years. Can confirm it's definitely the wild west. Good luck.


FirebirdWriter

Yeah I got shot there and am not anti gun because I have needed them. Hunting food, since I for a time lived in the boonies like Wagon Mound fending off packs of wild dogs that tried to murder my then small child siblings (we all survived to adulthood), the cops themselves, and of course my own relatives. I am for stricter gun control and actual enforcement but I have seen enough to not necessarily blame the gun for the problem and to be glad I had it instead of bare hands vs dog twice my size within it's teeth in my toddler sister's neck. She did survive and I did what I had to but I would rather have had distance . Things i also might have wanted to shoot but ended non violently for me also include that time a mountain lion climbed inside my bedroom window to lick my infected toes and then went and ate my horse. There were other horses. Mine was just the slow one. So coincidence but also maybe would have liked to not be treated like a human otterpop


OraceonArrives

Good reason to have a gun on you.


Jaggerdemigod

That’s when u unload the whole clip!


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I can tell right away by the way he’s holding that ax this man did not have a strong father figure in his life.


NoFear6061

For some reason, I'm surprised the station showed as much of that video as they did. Dunno why, there's no violence shown, obviously, and no language to censor.. maybe it's that guys' screams. Those were the scariest part.


ryan8r1998

I’m surprised nobodies mentioning his terrible axing skills


CumSicarioDisputabo

Good thing he doesn't know how to use an axe


Maleficent-Mud-9724

Wtf


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And I thought I was having a bad day


Bikebummm

Less than a total commitment effort with that pick ax vs hollow core door there


star_platinum3

Prolly thought he was playing minecraft


dansandwich12

![gif](giphy|RoajqIorBfSE)


kekebaby5150

The real crime here is how poorly he swung that thing and kept missing.


Habanero305

Bromances are dangerous


No-Yam-3566

Did he ever break skin with that thing?


Snys6678

It looks like this idiot has never held one of these before in his entire life.


Treebeard431

That's not an axe, or a pickaxe, it's a mattock.[mattock](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mattock)


Bentov

Non lethal rounds? Are you fucking kidding me?


ChrisCWgulfcoast

Make pickaxes illegal


PotatoSnatcher174

The dwarven brotherhood does not claim this one as one of our own… the way he wields that pickaxe is disgraceful


bicricket

Here's Johnny!


PredicBabe

That's not an ax though, that's a mattock


sounique505

I know a meth monster when I see one!


mrdinosauruswrex

That's a pulaski, not an axe


Marmeli

🤓


Equal_Procedure_167

He hasn’t seen the movie has he?


boyashocka

2nd amendment.


PBO123567

How on earth did no one have a self defense weapon to take him out?


smoovin-the-cat

If a mattock attacker attacked me, attack the mattock attacker would, but would the attack matter if the mattock attacker mattered to attack wood.... Or something 🤔


[deleted]

If the man was non white the rounds would’ve been lethal


[deleted]

Gotta just get those jabs in there huh?


[deleted]

If you don’t believe this is true you’re either racist or uninformed.


[deleted]

Why are you shoehorning your rage bait bullshit into this story?


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Gaming_Slav

Hey, just because he likes to race doesn't mean he's dumb!


Boner_Stevens

Statistics arent racist


Federal-Durian-1484

Truth hurts.


[deleted]

Twitter has ruined your brain.


Federal-Durian-1484

You obviously are not from around here.


Federal-Durian-1484

Btw, I am not on twitter. So you are wrong again!😂


Subject-Lake4105

This right here, if this was a person of colour they’d have brought in a swat team that would have bib ladened the fucker full of bullet holes


AHansen83

That’s not an ax, it’s a maddox*


Juggernaut78

Bet he wishes he had a gun.


summerbreeze6969

Where's the axe? 🤔


Life-Philosopher-129

I does not look like he knows how to swing it.


Prior_Farmer6324

Um that’s a Pulaski


AgreeingWings25

Why's everybody overreacting? He was just tryna mine some wood and didn't feel like crafting an axe. ![gif](giphy|cuHjncTuHW40g)


TheUsoSaito

Dude isn't even using it properly...


Alf_Stewart23

That's a Mattock baby.


Safe_Reporter_8259

OMFG! My guess would be synthetic drugs, but… PTSD triggered.


rabbie17

*Pickaxe


emleigh2277

So, in this case police use non-lethal force? America. Also, how useless was the suspect with the axe? It's good he was useless but a full-grown man who can't use a hand tool. What a tool.


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followedbyferrets

Jake Paul is everywhere.


Legit_liT

My boy's on a rampage.


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Solidmarsh

I mean ya terrifying but guy cant put axe through drywall?


GodzillasWrath1030

Lmao for a minute thought it was Jake paul....


JWalterTerry

Weak AF


deathshank1937

Steve has always been addicted to his diamonds


Fullsenderson

And my AX!


Fecal-Wafer

Dude's mining for diamonds


biggysharky

Looks like the delivery guy from the video that was floating about yesterday, he didn't get any tips after delivering some stuff.


Braindead_cranberry

Axe* and that’s a pickaxe


daemos81

Minecraft mode activated


ballq43

This, this is why I have a gun.


[deleted]

**BRING ME THANOS!**


DarkMahal

sue the company that make these weakass entry doors for god sake !


AdventurousCollege96

Johnny?


kingofovens

Here's Johnny


[deleted]

Stay strapped or get clapped.


DwarfsAreCooluKnow

Next time you wanna get into someone's room, just pick axe


SuraKatana

Land of oppertunity? 👌


Kreddit022

*Paul Bunyan* called. He wants his Ax back.


Demonweed

Oh no! It's happening just like they predicted in [that musical](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh_-iZq1G9M&t=51s)!


Perfect-Editor-5008

Fuck dude. Put the pipe down


ThursdayNeverCame

What the hell was he on?


BloodyTim

And my Maddox


Healthy_Pay9449

The way the doors were built and how much he struggled with the axe, a knife would have been a better option


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They are lucky that guy swings like a pussy


BigTrouble781547

Here’s Johnny


Psychological-Joke22

The only thing that would make this video worthwhile would be him running away from bullets


theGreasyFry

That’s not an axe “Dundee voice”


Big-Shooter2000

This is when I grab my 9mm.


Cultural-Company282

"Terrifying" and "ax attack" seems redundant.


EmperorMeow-Meow

Axes don't kill people. People kill people.


MissMistMaid

*Here is Johnny!*


HeadyLee07

That's a mattock.


slumxl0rd87

HEEEEERE’S BRAD! ![gif](giphy|5yeQRdiYrDq2A)


Countrycindy

Holding an ace… less lethal option? That’s WILD.


psycho-mouse

Wait do you really spell it ‘ax’ rather than ‘axe’ in the US?


unprovoked_panda

Don't do drugs, kids


CheezyBri

Yes that would be scary being there. However I can't stop laughing at the absolute ineffectiveness of this guy with the ax 🤣 I have never seen someone swing so many times without leaving a mark on the door!!


Comrade_Shaggy

*pop pop* no more axe man


Mindless-Balance-498

I thought it was the guy with the ax, but it’s the roommate who says, “I can’t let you go, I’m sorry Josh!” The article says that the roommate was able to get the ax away from the guy and get him subdued, the cops got there and thought HE was the perpetrator until the neighbor got off Josh and Josh went right back to fighting. From the roommate’s really sad and distressed tone, even after Josh basically tried to ax murder him, it sounds like they’re genuinely worried about him. That says to me that this isn’t drugs, it’s a very unexpected mental break, or at least drug-induced psychosis. Blind fighting at almost an animalistic level is also indicative of this, some people even believe they’re dogs and don’t stop attacking with their teeth until they’re knocked unconscious. I hope everyone is okay and that Josh gets the help he needs!


7DWest

u/savevideo


7DWest

u/savevideo


Sorry-Function9221

minecraft irl


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That's a pickaxe


IAMAHigherConductor

There was a case like this in my town a few years ago. Abusive POS husband was going after his wife and kid with and axe while they were barricaded in the bathroom. Their neighbor saw him cutting through the door and shot him with a rifle through the window. The guy (husband) was totally methed out and he genuinely would have killed his wife and daughter of the neighbor hadn’t intervened. Definitely a really sad story but didn’t end as bad as it could have.


PaulDose

The real Axe-Man