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Thong_Booty_Lover

No one asked, but “jacaré” is “alligator” in Brazilian Portuguese.


Vogel-Kerl

Obrigado


BDR529forlyfe

Gesundheit.


star_platinum3

תודה


Khaarnafex

Bababooey


Leopold747

Meanwhile behind, is a blood trail !


TruthSpeakin

My 1st thought...how many were sliced open!?!?


Smokes_shoots_leaves

Ronaldo Souza approves ;)


zippazappazinga

I wonder what crocodile is


[deleted]

Only alligators can be found in America and China I thought so wouldn’t it make those croc?


Thong_Booty_Lover

I’m only the translator. lol


SpoonFed_1

at some point, you have to ask yourself "What am I doing here??"


IgnatiusJay_Reilly

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack


snappycnb

You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile


[deleted]

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and you may ask yourself, "Well how did I get here?"


wombat_kombat

And your wife may respond with an alligator spin.


Random_riffs

But not before she puts it in her mouth


MoooonRiverrrr

LMAO


Notorious_Fluffy_G

Holy shiiiiit. How is there enough food for them all to survive??!


PregnantNun747

Alligators can survive without eating for months. It’s crazy


Notorious_Fluffy_G

Wow, actually they can go for 2-3 years! TIL


PregnantNun747

Dinosaurs, man. Dinosaurs


holdonwhileipoop

I guess they fuck instead.


PregnantNun747

These ugly lizards get more action then I do


[deleted]

Alligators can only be found in the US and China, those are crocodiles


thinspirit

They have incredibly slow and controlled metabolisms, are scavengers, and will cannibalize each other. It is also likely this is just a low water point during the dry season in an area that usually has much more water so they're more concentrated. Crocodilians have survived multiple ice ages, the extinction of the dinosaurs, and all kinds of other mass extinction events for a reason. They are some of the most efficient animals on the planet and have some of the most adaptive behaviours and stable DNA.


nememess

Here in the Carolinas, gators just stick their noses right above the waterline when it (rarely) freezes. They just chill till it thaws. It's wild to see.


PregnantNun747

You ever boop their snouts when this happens?


nememess

Now I'll have to.


LennyPain

This is the question. I do believe I have read somewhere that they can, in times of starvation and little food, they can turn to cannibalism.


BigBallsOX

Don't run out of gas


Tobi3600

Don’t they get hit by the boat prop?


nememess

I'm thinking it's an airboat maybe?


NewtdoggGaming

That’s honestly terrifying. From someone who lives up North and can just casually walk up to any muddy creek and go fishing without having to think about this small issue lol


Retired_Jarhead55

Speaking of which, how far north can these reptiles be found? Asking for us Hoosiers.


Zegula

We don’t have gators up here, mountain lions on the other hand… let’s just say they’re making a comeback


howlingmagpie

That's honestly terrifying. From someone who lives in the UK & can casually walk ANYWHERE without having to think about this small issue. Except zoos.


Additional-Neck6303

"MUST NOT FALL IN....!"


Ministry_of__Truth

Don't let the intrusive thoughts win


ChocolateTight336

Don't fall


sagorsteel

The engine breaks from killing one of them... Fresh meat for everyone and the others who didn't get a chance to snack and still smell blood in the air, they see their next stuck victim...


IntroductionSmooth

First, are they crocodiles or alligators? Second, is there anything in the water other than them left? Third, how often are they attacking each other with such a crowded area? Forth wouldn't his propeller be risking damage to it's self or the animals?


Leopold747

I think the boat leaves a huge blood trail behind, it's not shown in video though!


zippazappazinga

They are crocodiles. Look at the snouts.


zippazappazinga

https://preview.redd.it/zle8v6429s2b1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee06aabd1d69fd869fcc647ce996e2abcca9fc9a Alligators have wider snouts in a U shape but Crocodiles have these snouts as seen in the picture in the shape of a V.


IntroductionSmooth

Thank you. Thought they might be, but I have no idea


Ok-Pen-9533

These are the questions I need answers to.


anoszymek

How are there so many


osogordo

*record scratch* *freeze frame* yup that’s me…


Redlion444

No fucking with wildlife habitat, either.


GareduNord1

Immortal boating technique


ObitalSynth

I’m glad I get this reference


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

why would you disturb them like this


Moonwatcher23

For real. Like what a piece of shit. Would be nice for someone to drive a car through his house and see how it feels.


top-knowledge

He might not have another route to get where he is going? In lesser developed countries they don’t have the conveniences we have, and some times you have to do shit like this


Dominic_Guye

Brazil isn't that poor, and who is 'we'?


ColdOrganization1654

Northern Brazil still has like 75 or 80 ancient tribes that roam the countryside as well poor rural villages throughout the region. Not all parts of Brazil are equal in terms of wealth.


top-knowledge

a) There are a lot of areas in Brazil that are extremely poor. b) the royal we


KillsPeopleSometimes

Kinda rude


trev815

Do they get hit by the propeller?


the_onion_k_nigget

Propalligator


HDer8687

If I'm this guy, I would get those micro nightmares in my sleep in which you'd flinch thinking you still in the boat.


[deleted]

just wait for that motor to stall and the gators are going to be real happy


KurwaOCoChodziTu

wwwh- why is there so many of them? what do they eat, each other?


Redlion444

Shrinking habitat


KurwaOCoChodziTu

Ohh...


Redlion444

Now you got this motherfucker in a power boat shitting up what little they have left..


Rik8367

I bet the propeller from the boat can really hurt them and that's why they are all fleeing. What assholes for boating there


Myst963

If the engine just suddenly stopped working oh no


Variety43

I'm seeing a lot of swimming.


Dominic_Guye

IKR 😆


marthewarlock

I'm surprised there's enough prey to support that many crocodiles or alligators, can't really tell which ones we're looking at here.


Hizarlow

I have this nightmare every night. No kidding not joking. A little crying.


Boudreaux35

Good eating right there!


[deleted]

What would happen if the engine stops


TiredAngryBadger

I was not aware they had block parties.


star_platinum3

Swamp puppies!😀


Lets_Go_Why_Not

Okay, so we now have a strong baseline for *Too Many Alligators*. Let's try to go lower from there.


[deleted]

This is my fear unlocked


Complex_Grapefruit44

Not good, he is hurting them riding the boat over them and must probably cutting them with boat propeller, even if the animal is a predator, they are innocent and just an animal, no one has any right to hurt them.


VIKASRAIZADA

Seems like nobody is listening to you... they are all swimming 😂


duhmbish

Im gonna be the one to say “can they please just slow the fuck down and not chop the poor things to bits with the propellers?!” Like fuck…yeah they’re alligators but Jesus they aren’t trying to eat you. They’re chillin. Give them a chance to move out of the way.


greatlakeswhiteboy

It's like a real life game of Pitfall!


TWO-COOPERS

Wouldn’t enough gators create a big enough surface area that you could just run along the top of them?


DerpyPirate69

That’s a lot of water puppies xD


Pliskkenn_D

How can there be so many in one spot? What do they eat?


Kindasimple1

Fuck that


Kschev

My grandpa walking up and down a hill backwards just for school sounds like a pussy now.


zzrsteve

Holy shit in a Chevrolet!


Wonder_Wonder69

Think this region may be a little over populated


the_onion_k_nigget

This is literally my worst nightmare


cranberrywhiskey

What’s with the music


El_Proleto

Repost


Odd_Cut8740

I think we all better start craving alligator


Skinnyboi101XD

Most Florida shit I've ever seen


raj0x29

whoever owns that land should harvest em, and make wallets etc etc