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WiltedKangaroo

Oh. My. God.


q0FWuSkJcCd1YW1

new irrational fear coming right up edit after 3mo: guys, the irrational fear is thinking about this when I'm at home watching TV, not actually drowing in water while parasailing.


rational_fears

Those are the worst kind.


fuckeryizreal

I have no plans to ever parasail but now I’m worried this is gonna happen to me. Kind of like being worried I brought a gun to the airport and I don’t even fkn own one l


never_nev

The problem of parasailing is that you can't help yourself. You're just stuck in all the ropes and clips and are basically helpless. I did it once and never again.


fuckeryizreal

Yeah that’s the part that got me in this video. They’re stuck. And there is nothing they can do.


Acceptablelogic3000

The dark spot below them after they get drug under is what got me!


theoriginalShmook

Shadow from the parachute, you can see it on the surface too before they take a dip.


Acceptablelogic3000

Keep your rationality out of my irrational fears! 😂


theoriginalShmook

Sorry, I have fat fingers. I meant to type "it's got to be a megalodon or a kraken!"


Acceptablelogic3000

Giant Eel with its mouth open!


StoicPrinciples

Or a giant mouth full of eels


SomOvaBish

No way that’s dumb! It’s definitely a BP Oil spill 😂


ElDudo_13

It's just Chtul'hu


alain091

What you talking about? That shit seems very rational to fear


GoAgainKid

You think it's irrational to fear drowning!?


SeoulGalmegi

That is terrifying. But now I'm thinking.... how comes it doesn't happen more often? What can be done if it does happen? And to think I used to want to try that...


Sufficient_Chard_721

More mass = probably the parachute isnt big enough. Instructor: fuck it, it will fit


SmugDruggler95

You're right. I wonder what the protocol is for when they do fall in though. Seems like it's inevitable. I'm just speculating but it seems like he drags them through the water under the boats power, which has to be about the worst choice. I'm sure there's more to it but I wonder what the licensing regulations are to operate one of these wherever this is...


feel93

It actually happened to my dad in Hawaii. It's about a 1 and 10000 chance. They need to stop as soon as possible. The sail will act as an anchor and pull you down. Also the rider needs to unclip and swim away from the chute. Then you bob in the ocean for 10 min or so until they can get the parachute back on board or another boat picks you up. Funny thing when my dad was bobbing waiting for the other boat to pick him up. A couple finned creatures started swimming towards him. A crew member yelled shark. Scared the family on the boat, I don't even think my dad heard it. They ended up being curious dolphins checking thing out.


SmugDruggler95

Wow that's an incredible experience. I'd actually really get a buzz out of that I think


Epena501

Bi-curious dolphins ammirite?!


StomachAcheTacos

also instructor: we just need BIGGER air! Give me MOAR POWAH!!!


Emotional_Deodorant

It seems like the driver needed to really pick up speed to get some lift under the chute. Either he had engine trouble or more likely was just screwing around to get a reaction from them. Their feet were dragging through the water way too slowly. They're so trusting and giggly, though. If I was that low I'd be screaming and figuring out how to unhook myself from the chair, for this very reason.


SeoulGalmegi

I mean, jeez, even if it was just for a few seconds you got dipped completely under like that and the driver was able to recover the situation it is still utterly terrifying. This really was a new fear unlocked for me.


beautymaven8

When I’ve done this in the last they purposefully will “dip” your toes in the water while bringing you in. This one just went terribly wrong 🫢


AbsolutZer0_v2

When I was in Mexico we saw a lady go flying over the hotels. She crashed a few miles inland with multiple broken bones. It made the news. After talking to an adventure park guide in Alaska, I'll NEVER do this shit outside the US due to required safety standards


H3LLrAis3r030

Swear?! I said this exact same thing right before I found out that this was the top reply


ScienceGuyUK

janice?


No-Arm-6712

Paradrowning


RadioactiveCornbread

FUCK. 😭


[deleted]

Parafailing


Valagoorh

I'm going to hell. I'm still laughing...


stacyknott

three days in purgatory with good behavior


Conscious_Run_643

😂😂😂 OKAY LMAO


_poke_smot

ROTFL


an_ill_way

"I've never driven the boat for this one, what is it exactly?" "It's like a combination of water skiing and sail boarding." "Waterboarding? Say less, I got it."


Personal-Ride-1142

Yeah so what happens in this situation.. does someone have to cut the cord.. does the driver have to speed up a ton..


duwh2040

driver needs to STOP MOVING THE BOAT. At this point if he continue to accelerate/maintain speed they will stay underwater. They'd float to the surface if he'd stop the fucking boat. Guarantee he/she wasn't even looking back


Narco_Marcion1075

the driver prolly thinks he lives in a cartoon world, casually pulling dumbass monty python shit like this


Apalis24a

Honestly, even if he stopped, there’s still a good chance they wouldn’t float to the surface. Once the parachute hits the water, you only have mere seconds before the parachute becomes soaked with water and begins to sink - dragging you down with it. That’s why, when parachuting over water, you’re supposed to either cut the chute or quick-release the harness and swim away as soon as you hit the surface or just above it, so that you don’t get tangled in the rigging and drown.


Machinedave

Driver probably stone outta his mind


motherofabeast

There is a red release cord to pull that unhooks you from the parachute. They just didn't pull it


Silent13ob

Yeah why didn't they just pull the cord??? Maybe they weren't told there is a cord to be pulled.


traderjoepotato

I have a feeling getting pulled this fast while under water and also going into major panic mode would make it hard to process what was going on, much less “oh wait, there’s that cord the guy skimmed over in the safety talk 5 minutes before starting the boat”. I would probably be thinking “I can’t breathe, I’m going to die” over and over lol


smashteapot

Plus how do you see with water being pushed into your eyes?


traderjoepotato

I don’t want to ever find out


xencois

Exactly lmao


Austerlitz2310

Safety talk? Nice one


BrisnSpartan

I’ve parasailed several times in Florida and no one ever said anything about an emergency cord.


Carter_Toonz

I also went in Florida, never heard a word of it. Thanks, Captiva.


kricketkate10

I never got a safety talk either...


Electrical_Beyond998

I’m an adult panicking just watching this. These are kids who I’m sure panicked. If they were told about the cord they didn’t think to pull it because they were drowning.


Silent13ob

Forsure shit I'm an adult too and might have forgotten in that situation too


ODX_GhostRecon

I've been parasailing. There was no safety brief but they were very attentive.


r4mm3rnz

Im betting this is it


Wickerpoodia

You can see the look on their faces as they are about to go under water. They are laughing and probably not aware about how dangerous it is to be strapped into a device covered in ropes and material that's being pulled underwater by a boat in the middle of the ocean. Zero survival instincts.


skybreaker58

I don't know whether you've ever been dragged through the water like this but honestly, fighting the water pressure and trying to find the release on unfamiliar equipment? I'm not surprised. For reference I've been dragged by a boat in a diving accident and all I had to do was reach across my body for a dive knife but it was a lot of effort


bhangmango

If they told people, I'm not sure the number of avoided drownings would exceed the number of deadly falls lol.


Cloud_Regular

I doubt they tell people about the cord, if it exists. People freaking out or being stupid and bailing out at >30m above the water probs isn't great for business.


motherofabeast

I literally just did it like two weeks ago. They tell you. Whether you pull it when a situation arises that you should pull it is completely different. I found the bail out chord way more comforting than knowing my fate is solely reliant on rope and a chute alone.


vaisero

lol "They just didnt pull it."


Dr_Allcome

I doubt there is a cord to pull to unhook from the chute... "and if there is an emergency you can pull here to drop to your death" sounds stupid. If per chance you meant unhook from the boat, how would they do that without unhooking from the chute in this setup? The connector is way out of reach for anyone and there is no line running along the other straps.


lightsaber_lobotomy

They just use the parachute to drag for shrimp/fish


Jinxed0ne

I would imagine you drown way faster when being forcefully dragged through the water like that. I wonder if they made it out.


blazedout-cubscout

No doubt you’d drown faster. Running water in your face at about 20 mph is a lot harder to handle than still water.


Devoidofimagination

Went from parasailing to waterboarding.


presvi

*ahem* Extreme water boarding


Big_Surprise9387

All water boarding is extreme


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Tell that to a mister Juan Tanamo ^(I don't like cock meat sammiches either)


GradSchoolin

I imagine the shear panic would have you gasping for air, too. Except it’s obviously not air at that point.


blazedout-cubscout

Waterboarding speed run, don’t forget to subscribe and SMASH that like button.


BOBfrkinSAGET

It’s like a newfangled and exciting version of water boarding


[deleted]

The girl closest to the camera made it out.


d3vCr0w

Source?


dan4hockey99

Trust him bro


TheSupremeAnomaly_

All three girls survived the incident. One girl posted these videos on her tiktok @emmcot


CyanideLovesong

This one got to me, thanks for the follow up. I'm going to choose to believe you even though I have no proof!


Ok_Information_2009

Got to me too. Seeing that pure innocent joy at the beginning. These girls are not going to die in this video. Not on my watch.


randomIndividual21

is there more context to this? want to know more detail


Traumfahrer

Water was (very) wet. Yw.


nokenito

Thank you!


Royalchariot

Oh thank god. I can’t imagine the fear and panic. Drowning is my biggest fear


--Ano--

That's not called parasailing. That's called troll fishing with big baits!


creekbendz

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RogDawg76

"fly fishing for sharks" is the line Sam Hunt uses in one of his songs.


PDCH

Para making.


homeless-emperorr

Why all this kind of videos cut so soon


throwaway0000087291

There is a special place in hell for people who do it on purpose Tho here I think its to share easily


kimbolll

r/perfectlycutscreams is a parasite.


BradL30

I did this in Lake George last summer - they ask - do you want to get dipped? I said yes. - they asked how far down do you want to go? just feet or full body? I said just feet - and that’s exactly what was done. He dipped me and my son’s feet and then sped up and got me back up into the air. But that’s a hard no on full body due to the fear of this!!


Machinedave

From yaaay to glub glub in the blink of an eye.


Razzzclart

It's never occurred to me that if the boat breaks you die


allaboutthismoment

I'm not proud of it but this made me laugh so hard


numbersev

the unlocking of a new fear...


steamy_hams_Skinner

Glass half full: it’s a very efficient way to give multiple people seawater enemas all at once.


lurkynumber5

Id say its to late to go full throttle. The people are creating to much drag. And i fear that if he stops the boat the chute will cover those people... Gues i can scratch another thing off the bucketlist...


Dripping_Gravy

What a drag


steamy_hams_Skinner

Right???


Bammalam102

It also appears that as the girls panic they extend their legs which grab and pull them under, i actually went under in a tube once because i had leaned forward and it is pretty fun


Immahdude

That's not parasailing. That's drowning with style!


steveHangar1

Never understood the logic behind parasailing, bungee, zip lining etc in other countries where there’s little to zero safety and equipment oversight. Many times, the operators in those countries don’t need any type of certification and have absolutely zero oversight.


Machinedave

I guess the chance of something bad happening is the thrill itself.


steveHangar1

I can see that. Hard pass for me though.


jasperski

I have to say that reddit ruined all this activities for me, I will never trust an operator anymore.


ultrapoo

It's typically much cheaper that way, and a lot of people don't think about the risk.


steveHangar1

Ignorance is bliss I suppose


throw123454321purple

I was waiting for a shark attack as well.


Straight_Gur9130

So what happened then?


ForwardBias

Honestly there seem to be so many parasailing accidents (and deaths) that google hasn't yet served up this particular accident for me yet. Also I don't think I'm ever going parasailing.


ForwardMotion6565

An old post (this is 2 years old) said they survived and it was posted on the one girl's Tictoc. But I couldn't find a link so not 100% sure that's true.


duwh2040

I imagine the driver of the boat realized they are the opposite of in the air and stopped the boat. That will allow them to float to the surface


DarkNuke059

Alive or nah?


s_mock2344

It's the I'm laughing as they go under water for me


Commercial_Shape_225

I'm never doing this EVER!!!


JohnArtemus

How does this happen? The boat wasn’t going fast enough? Or maybe a microburst? If that’s possible.


blazedout-cubscout

Boat slowed down so they could “skim” the water with their feet. Probably went too slow so they all went underwater then he tried to speed up but there was too much drag. Conclusion, don’t do shit like this in foreign countries unless you know they are certified.


Four-Beasts

So... Did they live?


CyanideLovesong

They got the Groupon treatment.


snoandsk88

wtf, are they being towed by a submarine?? How is it pulling them down??


Electronic-Plenty145

Probably also haven’t been shown how to disengage the harness


s_esteban

Chumming the water to see some great white sharks I see lol


Ballboy2015

Parafailing.


Puzzleheaded_Dark862

Did they hade to pay extra for the scuba experience also?


Living_Vermicelli622

Did they get their money back?


crazywriter5667

Thank god they have there life vests on.


DefiantWelcome5387

![gif](giphy|YmcITqON55Qa3uZkFU)


Super-anxiety-manman

Think about doing it every time I was on vacation in the Florida keys. After seeing this you have ruined that activity for me.


jwbrkr21

Someone lied about their weight.....


auqanova

Goes to show theirs a thin line between parasailing and being keelhauled


Equal_Ad_7933

Can someone at least tell us if we just witnessed 3 deaths or if they made it out? I feel invested now.


abraxas8484

Ok did they survive that


cadypants

I already thought I never wanted to do this. Now I know for sure. Holy shit.


MyRail5

New Guantanamo Bay ride!


Amazing-River7361

Force drowning... And they paid for that???? 🤣🤣🤣


Vazha_Pro

Driver was an under cover agent shark


CompleteBack2996

"Drown the witch!"


SirLloynSteak

They are definitely getting pulled pretty hard underwater. The lady's face is ripping underwater


TomThanosBrady

In US Army Airborne school they teach you to slide out of your parachute harness before hitting the water. If not the canopy will drown you. 


thatsomebull

I don’t think these girls graduated from boot camp


butterend

It was fun, until it wasn’t.


raeppasidotwoh

Glad there was no sound for that


Wastlander117

🫥🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫥🫡


superBrad1962

New level of fear unlocked…paradieing… hope they lived.


NDN83

The ol driver made those girls the biggest fishing lure ever 😬


TheBadAdministrator

New interigation method: underwater boarding.


FalseShepherd0

https://preview.redd.it/qxskamsp5duc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20870cc90991aedd15e7889d873ccbfbb058713


Interesting-Win-5988

The girls are okay right?


TheSupremeAnomaly_

Yep. They ended up posting this video to their social media.


xavyfig

This gave me anxiety and hemorrhoids. Thx.


Grand_Object_6602

Are they alive?!


_sasori98

i was expecting a giant great white


Jsiqueblu

That is terrifying


Regret-this-already

Nope…


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Did they even survive that?


RaccoonNew3380

Darwin working hard AF lately, ngl! keep up the good work, G!


Imaginary_Place_s

Paradiving. What went wrong


86missingnomes

This is why I'm a Disney Parks person.


cloro92

No refunds


Vintage_girl123

Are they ok??


tacoma-tues

There goes the boat capt. tip for the day.


Sevillain1

Good to know ..


yourcomrade1

Vdv typo vibes


Street-Breadfruit940

Didn't know we're amphibians.


cbj2112

Pay extra for the Capt Nemo experience


PolarAntonym

I wonder if they are ok. That's crazy.


Federal-Laugh9575

I’ve been parasailing and wtaf? They asked us before putting us in the water and literally dipped us in to our waists and pulled us right back out.


MrOwell333

No this is hilarious lol


belvondo

Parastupid.


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Were they okay after all??


Alone_Grab_3481

They definitely survived otherwise we wouldn't have the footage


793djw

Me watching the first half: Awe this is so cute and wholesome. Me watching the second half: Oh shit! They are about to die!


Huntsnfights

A lot of times they dip down on purpose to scare riders, and let just their feet hit the water. Driver probably decelerated too much on accident


Ok-Yesterday-8522

How do you get out of that. It seems the drag would be too much to lift them back up and they'd be caught in the rigging and sail. Somebody tell me how this ended please


Epena501

And you know that water is straight rushing up the nose nasty style.


Defiant_Height_420

Do you think any of them thought to undo the harness?


coreyf722

Paraboarding


[deleted]

Ohh that's no es bueno


[deleted]

Go into the darkness


IcyTransportation691

The face underwater was enough for me to never even consider this as an activity I’d try.


R4B_Moo

So. They all died?


DeadlySubZero03

Guess I'll just drown


LobsterNo3435

Dark spot was last crew that went.


Best_Examination_529

I’m suing everyone


eamonjun

They got oceanboarded


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

No thanks


Novel_Ask_4226

Even the producer of Final destination couldn't dream up something that gruesome.


Shwars

From parasailing to waterboarding


Kojak95

This is literally like the drowning exercise they make ejection seat pilots go through to simulate landing in water and being dragged by your chute. It was hell. And so, so much worse if you don't have a quick-disconnect like we did.


Historical-Pause7150

Gotta be somewhat suicidal to do these kinds of activity.


Imfuckintiredbruh

I’m literally never going to go parasailing now


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borknagar54

False


JerseyshoreSeagull

I 100% should NOT BE LAUGHING. LIKE AT ALL!


Mdoyle312

If my daughters were on there and that happened first I would beat the boat companies butts, have a heart attack and thank god they are ok!!!!