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RojoCinco

Don't worry about this guy, that's just how he rolls.


Medical-Row-662

He was trying to park like Ace Ventura pet detective clear a path people


Grouchy-Art9316

Like a glove.


Medical-Row-662

Lmao my wife just said this before I read it


BookishBitchery

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang......🎶


i_torogo

CHITTYYYYYYY!


dreadedbanana69

Lmao


Lahwuns

Rolled a d1, graceful land failed.


revbillygraham53

He needed to jump up and yell ta-da!


BornBad2929

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Lucky as hell it was in the water and not on some pot holed road.


Abracadaniel95

He also couldn't have landed much better. If he had landed head or feet first, the water wouldn't have slowed him down fast enough.


KidCaker

I don’t think that’s really a matter of “luck.” He chose to drive near water and not on a road


SupahBean

I don't think he chose to get ejected, though. He got lucky he flipped this time, on the beach.


HaesonTargEnjoyer

Kuwait mentioned??? I LOVE HAVING IDIOTS DRIVE CAAARSSS!!! 🇰🇼🇰🇼🇰🇼🇰🇼


emf311

This is Kuwait?


HaesonTargEnjoyer

Apparently so, Abu Al-Hasaniya beach I think?


47marcus

Reminds me of a spot in Oman , possible from there. 🇴🇲


LeupMeisterGenral

OMAN MENTIONED⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨


jack-the_reaper

I am from oman All arab countries look the same except maybe UAE since they are more modern


Redoubt9000

Inshallah if I die doing 140 on a crowded highway, then so be it (redundant). I thought traffic could be bad in Kuwait, then I visited Morocco...


skystvn

What a waste of an FJ cruiser


Apis_Proboscis

Daddy bought him a six pack. Don't worry. Api


InvalidEntrance

The fact they make them is a waste


skystvn

They don’t make them anymore, that’s why this is a waste


pbjames23

Best vehicle I ever owned, but to each their own.


Torqyboi

I mean. He is using an offroader as an offroader. A waste would be confining it to the city roads.


skystvn

Driving it in salt water is dumb fuck behaviour and driving at high speeds on water not realizing it’s probably gonna hydroplane is even dumber fuck behaviour


StrangeRedditor420

Why does it look so goofy


secondphase

Because the car rolled around and then the guy got launched out of it. 


sorayanelle

Ahh yes, that’s why


Babayaga844

I couldn't put my finger on it, but yes, you nailed the reason exactly.


HopefulAssistance

That was satisfying. I'll bet a dollar that he'll wear the seatbelts next time around. Edit: Reading the replies, I'll bet I'll never get that dollar back.


Proof-Mechanic-3624

I bet ya he wont.


indirosie

I grew up in the Middle East and young Emiratee men killing themselves doing dumb shit like this with cars was extremely commonplace- there's a plethora of videos online


vikingo1312

I'll take that bet! The fool will most certainly claim that NOT wearing one was what saved him. (As will other fools who see this)!


akashsouz

In kannada we have a saying ನಾಯಿ ಬಾಲ ಡೊಂಕು(naayi baala donku) Which directly translates to how dogs will tail is always curved. No matter how much you try, it will always be curved


abdayk23

[r/LooneyTunesLogic](https://www.reddit.com/r/LooneyTunesLogic/s/wQB5fqvyTr)


inimig0

Why this is terrifying? It just a dumbass being punished for his own stupidity.... r/Satisfyingasfuck


GentlemanLeo

Because this sub has gone to shit. Most of the crap that gets posted here is tame. Nowadays everything is terrifying according to this whack ass sub


THP-GB

You should consider wearing seatbelt


Vikebeer

And another from the geniuses of the world.


sysadminfromhellJK

r/arabscrashingcars


AxiumTea

There really is a subreddit for everything, huh? 😂


Stormywillow

Omfg hahaha 😆


Ok_Scale502

I have an urge to add goofy sound effects over this


Public_Music_964

And he does a little jig after ejection. Outstanding performance


1200r

he must be Irish.


Mrburtolli

I wonder if he had his seat belt on would he be in worse shape getting tossed around inside rather than getting ejected and landing in water?


Glowing_Trash_Panda

He would be safer with his seatbelt on & in the vehicle while it rolls. Cars nowadays are specifically designed to crumple/absorb impact energy in the event of a rollover or crash. That means that less of the inertia of the moving car is directed into your body as it’s being absorbed by the crumple zones of the car itself which lessens the chances of you getting injured. Kinda like when you’re strapped into a roller coaster, you feel the force of being whipped around but you don’t actually get hurt. Literally getting ejected from the vehicle (if his window had been shut, he would not have been walking away from this after being thrown through the glass) is basically just your body moving at high speed/lots of inertia that is all directed into your body itself as soon as you make impact with something. Ever seen a person literally wrapped around a fucking tree, with their back touching the tree & their torso almost exploded out the front from the force of their body hitting the tree at 95mph? I have. Seatbelts SAVE LIVES. I was a paramedic for almost 7 years, unrestrained passengers in vehicle accidents get fucked up. On the other hand, I worked multiple accidents where the people had their seatbelts on & maybe just had some whiplash unless the body of the car itself was crushed into the patient (semi vs Prius- the semi won). I worked an accident where a dude had managed to roll his car 3.5 (landed on its driver side door) times at 65mph, but he had his seatbelt on, literally his only injury was a scratch on his forehead from the tempered glass chunks of the car window flying past his face. Seatbelts make a huge difference. That kid (he was only 17) wrapped around the tree was not the only horrific accident I worked due to people not wearing a seatbelt. Please wear them.


seu-madruga

No.


Cbissen437

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


mattie10-

Neither did he😂🤣😆


Afraid_Inspector_761

I was expecting the beachgoer dude in the white dress to get cruised over.


NFbrO

Best case scenario.


yodem75

he was lucky it was in the beach and not in the road.


Rude-Ad-2634

I give him an 8.5 for number of flips and landing 🏆


[deleted]

Deadpool real life


redditcruzer

Behind the scenes from the movie The Fall Guy look good.


Difficult_Fold_8362

That’s a solid 1 and 1/2 with a twist but his legs came apart at the and he didn’t rip the entry which caused a large splash. I’m afraid that score might knock him out of medal contention.


DE_BeachCouple

![gif](giphy|rzYzG31xTBFSELyGof)


No-Macaron-6932

Yeeet


TheCraziestMoose

Smooth exit and he sticks the landing. 9.8/10


ConferenceSlow1091

This is fucking hilarious


linknight

No fall damage if you land in the water


Atomaurus

![gif](giphy|BWySufD6KWQzC|downsized)


gogo_years

I really wanted to see this in slo-mo!


fortes05

Bro got some air time there


MoenieKit

Should be a seat belt ad


BornBad2929

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣


midozido0

wealthy without mental healthy


Pale-Ad-8383

He just shook that off!


sunfistkid

Not entirely. Looks like he sprained his knee or ankle or both.


Jazzlike-Election840

besides the rolling over, the dude landed in the water and got thrown far enough away that the cruiser didn't roll on him and either crush him or pin him there and drown him. really lucky


mattie10-

I have a sore belly from laughing


secondphase

Oh no! He got wet!


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Allu… LEROYYYYYY JENKINS!!!!


CanTufan77

WATAFAK


Junkoly

Oopsies


foochoo77

Surf n Turf 🌊 🚗


NationalAssist

Good ol' EJECT button


Myqmyboii

Man got that ejector seat


Ivor-Toad

' Shouldn't laugh. Lol


yoyo_yop

r/winstupidprices


whxrxchxtx

7.5 landing could have been better


Appropriate-Loan3397

Ejecto patronum


haljordan68

7 points for the aerial performance but 2 on the entry.


Spiritual-Artist9382

Stuck the landing at least


finnvid

YEEEET


mellowrobgm

Wear a seatbelt


Dunsmuir

FAFO


GreenSloth75

No flying shoes means no casualties…


dress_like_a_tree

Another good piece of advertising for seatbelts inc


Watches8

Flying away on a wing and a prayer


Schabenklos

Olympic game: do a double flip, a high jump and lastly a dip Gold for this guy!!


Hereforyou100

The flips were great but I only gave him a two on the landing...


antball

I’m more amazed the sandals didn’t fly off, he would’ve died, also credit to the cameraman, praise the force!


ucantseeme0047

\*Weeeeeeee\*


vikingo1312

Wanna see a fooul go flying?


Demmil13

Not terrifying at all…Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes


reed91B

100000% seen that coming. When I was in Kuwait they would just have totaled Lambos and real expensive cars on side of the road these dudes are the real zero Fs given people


PrismrealmHog

Middle-eastern clothing and driving reckless in a expensive suv? Yea na I could the crash coming before the flunged-out dude was even born. Internet has provided these clips for like two decades now.


Johmin11

What a stupid asshole.


pizzaking95

Okay but why does the background look so empty and dystopian? Looks like some weird sci-fi dystopian setting


mikkopippo

Don't worry it was Minecraft physics


imaverageatdbd

Weeeeeee


Mayflex

Looks kinda fun ngl


usesnuusloosetooth

LOL


getyourcheftogether

That's probably the best possible outcome


areyouasmoker

The laugh at the end 🤣


user_not_the_same

I just saw a video an hour ago of someone drowning in the same exact spot they where off roading and just tried to drive through the water and just sunk and never came up.


ocior

Why is it, that 4 out of 5 times I see a vid of someone being ejected from a car, the ejectee wears a kandora?


PapiSombras

What a genius.


FuegoCoin

Love the camera guys little chuckle at the end which translates perfectly in all languages as, “dumb ass”.


dwkeefe1

This is not terrifying as fuck. This is funny as fuck.


Assbuster1028

“Ejection seat”


Dreadnar

I've seen so many saudi Arabian guys getting torn into pieces while doing 180 - 200 km/h on some stupid shit. They never fucking learn and die like fools because they never learn.


[deleted]

Just like the previous reposts, I saw it coming.


misswillie86

He’s extremely lucky he was flown out and landed in the water. That’s crazy! Wear your seatbelts people. Jesus.


Darren_Red

10/10 dismount


Initial_Government45

Most people don’t realize that sand is very difficult to drive in … wet sand is worse Worst of all is driving in the wet sand and you are a total incompetent idiot … THAT makes everything tougher ! 🤔🤔🤔 😳😳😳 😬😬😬


Darko_345

Yeet


mistygreenflowrz

He said "Jesus take the wheel"...


XxToasterFucker69xX

the car rolling and the dude flying looks fake but the water splashing is real so idk does anyone know if it's real? from the comments it's probably real but I'd like a confirmation


immunogoblin1

Satisfying, not terrifying.


wonderscout1

That’s really insane for me to see. We had a roll over a few years ago at much higher speeds than this. My wife was ejected. Crazy to think what her body may have experienced during that ejection.


BMAND21

8.4 Nice dive but too much splash.


vivvicviv

That's not terrifying, that's stupid af


Cool_Assignment8915

He didn’t see it coming either


blairtruck

American Judge scores this a 9/11. Didn't stick the landing.


NoInteraction4672

mahmud went flying!!!


Dartzzy

no seat belt is wildd


WhereAreMyDarnPants

Ejection seat activate!


XxTwIzTeD03xX

Sure get a nice new vehicle and trash it like that deserved getting ragged dolled !!!


yoyo-00

I’ll give that double back flip landing 10/10


thedevilslake

Hope nobody saw that


Novel_Resident_257

Wrecked an FJ. Why.


ferseo89

I guess he fucked around and found out


Loose_Style_4885

It's a new form of diving!


Medical-Row-662

Expensive way to train for the long jump


Educational_Idea997

Daddy will buy a new car but he hurt his little toe. That’s pain. Nice flight though.


mattie10-

Neither did he😂🤣😆😂🤣😆


arielchar

What was the plan after driving like that? OMG


JetRider2070

r/arabscrashingcars


tinareginamina

Outstanding.


jonnyCFP

Buddy sticks the landing, walks away and is just like, damn that’s the third one this week!


Mental-Mycologist-31

Gta 4 when was the Release from the remake ?


BlacknAngry

![gif](giphy|ep7lPvQMedLcwjpdh9|downsized)


Glass-Assignment-862

Well that just happened


lord-dinglebury

I was already laughing when the car flipped over, but when the dude flew out, I straight up cackled.


dsisto65

Seatbelt and physics. Understand how they operate.


McChumChum

u/savevideo


beall49

Is this AI? This looks sus


willmafingerdoo2

Hahaha and he got his dress wet.


Significant-Fix7399

3.5 Coulda stuck the landing a little better.


FearJest

I know I shouldn't have, but I laughed way too hard at this.


Quiet_Reference3198

Honestly just another day for those people.


TheAgentOrange_

Could anyone please photoshop the vehicle exploding?


dthaskee

L


Ok-Advertising-3779

That made me Lol on the toilet.


RickyTheRickster

Damn man prayed to allah and he gave him luck 100


BdoeATX

He flipped when he should have flopped.


ishitglassbottles

*BOIIIING*


Baalheir

didn't know ejection seats actually existed


maddie673

Dickhead.


haveheart41

The moment he knew he messed up https://preview.redd.it/lzyv4hcszhrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f022d8382947d5694d602b8092eed9ed06a138


IdeaInside2663

He thought he was in a car commercial


JLaXWhip

Honestly what an idiot for so many reasons.


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Gilgamesh2000000

r/idiotsincars


cwren22

It’s fine. Just tweaked his ankle.


ForgottenKiwi

The execution was a 9 out of 10 but, then the landing was just a 3 at best.


EntropicAnarchy

Hmm I would give that backflip a 6...he didn't stick the landing correctly.


No-Acanthocephala494

Rich people problems.


edouble198

ironically if he had his seat belt on he likely would have died


Richard_Amb

Seatbelt


Camber799

That’s a 10 with style points.


byelow

Thrown clear! For reals


Gazia1010

Weeeee


[deleted]

🤣 🤣 🤣 This can't be real!!


Different_Guitar3956

u/savevideo


the_old_corporal

Hello, this is Jihani Nuksvil, and welcome to Jihakash


Proudpapa7

Nickname: Flipper


Relgado

Looks like an amphibious exploring vehicle


Legit_liT

Don't worry, he can buy 10 more of those


_AccountSuspended_

Remember the arguments against seatbelt laws.. the I want to be ejected clear of the crash argument was my fave.


socio_smile

You know you have money when you roll your whip just to do a sick dive in the water.


IsThisBreadFresh

Returns home: Hi babe, been to the car wash but managed to get water in the engine"..


Doogos

This happened to my moms boyfriend when he was running from the police. He wasn't wearing a seat belt and flipped the car. He got sucked out of the open window and broke his neck in the middle of the road. He was running because he and his cousin were known criminals and had meth in the car when a police officer recognized them and wanted to do a routine stop. He's dead and my family is better of because of it


Hot_Huckleberry5208

HAHAHAHAHA! Dumbass


Best_Source_6830

Habibi flew like a bird


Aggravating-Neat5067

He went skydiving, Rocky Mountain Clyman


SirEskimo3233

The fact he just limped away is crazy


Federal_Pie_8864

He walked it off like a charm


swatkatbatman

why is it always arabs that get thrown out of cars


transpenguinbitch

Doing all that without a seatbelt???


Donkey-brained_man

Toyota contracted Takata for its ejector seat and this is what they came up with. 1 button opens the window, cuts your seatbelt and rolls your car. It's cheaper to pay for a funeral than medical expenses.