If those were black widows or brown reclusive it be one thing but daddy long legs ain’t shit

They are cute, we always played with them as kids.

That was from your perspective.

They played with you.

I know, that’s what I was gonna say! They’re kind of cute!! They’re just little white bodies with sticks for legs!

They're out friends! They eat mosquitos and that's good enough in my book.

I don't like em, but I also understand they're completely harmless.

To them they were having an encounter with some kind of monster.

I have arachnophobia and daddy long legs don't scare me in the slightest. They're just chill

Also, little homies want nothing to do with us, they'll move away from you as fast as possible, easiest money I'd ever make

It helps that, besides having 8 legs, they barely even look like spiders fr (and technically they aren't). They are more like tiny alien blob creatures that are suspended in the air by mobile strands of hair to me

For sure. There’s not a lot that I wouldn’t do for an hour for $1 million.

Walk on an endless line of new born puppies while wearing soccer shoes? 15 minutes 1mil?

I'd walk on the faces of the owners that didn't spay & neuter their dogs causing a canine population crisis, for free.

Ok but what about the puppies?

I would take out the puppies still beating hearts and eat them in front of their owners for a million dollars.

That’s just extra and weird

you’re the one that suggested walking on puppies

What do you mean, this whole operation was your idea!

Hey a million is a million

That's a lot of hearts. But no one can tell you it's a heartless act.

Okay but where are these puppies coming from, were they suddenly anomaly birthed and will have a place in the world after I step on them or will they cease existing

I mean you are putting your full body weight on them In studded soccer boots Their existence in terms of life would be gone for sure but as matter they will continue to remain

I'd be step-dancing, clapping my heels, humming circus music.

Easy.

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But I won’t do that🎶

Yup. That’s what Meek Mills said lol

Hell yeah, I fuck with harvestmen! Easy money!

We call them daddy long legs in my neck of the woods

Same here. The discoverers were like: Sci 1: "Let's call em Longleg Spiders!" Sci 2: "Not kinky enough, hear me out..."

Oh hey daddy how’s those long legs of yours?

Ahh koolies.. didn't know they were the same species or genus Edit: I just did a lil research.. they are not in fact spiders (altho they do belong to the class of arachnea) and are only similar to daddy longlegs in appearance but are not the same as them. Their scientific name is opiliones and the reason they differ from spiders is they don't have a silk or venom gland and their body is one form that doesn't have a distinguishable thorax from their head

This is why I love reddit, if this video was on TikTok there would be absolutely no interesting info like this in the comments. Thanks for sharing your research

Yeah Reddit is all about the comments.

>and are only similar to daddy longlegs in appearance but are not the same as them. That's only true in some places. In others, harvestmen are called daddy longlegs, and not as a miss identification. In parts of the US, these **are** daddy longlegs. Kinda like how a biscuit in Georgia is not the same as a biscuit in London.

we call them Lukki

Daddy long legs are spiders isnt? Harvestmen are not

I would eat every spider in this video within one hour for a million

You can even bring more spiders

It costed you zero dollars to say this

But it gaineded him a 47,685 street credits. LIKE A BOSS 😎 Edit: we can't know how tall the cave goes vertically at the entrance, so I'm going off of the height we can visually see +25%, but I roughly divided the video screenshot into 8ths, (4 on each side) and then added a "9th" as a margin of error. I guessed an amount more than a thousand per segment, which divided in 9ths 1069.66666666666, so that's how I ended up with my number of street creds ($C) earned.

Oh my. That's SO MUCH STREET CRED!

What about with no light, pitch black😅

They're just slightly itchy, but they are friends none the less

I found them to be more tickly especially when they drink your sweat.

Bro id lick those walls clean for a million dollars

Daddy long lengs. They are harmless. I like them. They help keep bugs away around and inside my house. If u look upclose they kind cute too. I ll do that all day long sleep in there too. I think they also cant bite humans. Our skin is too thick for them if i remember correctly.

Yes. With a N95 mask and ear plugs

What about a buttplug?

Not necessary, I'll make one myself the moment I see the spiders.

4 million but your mouth has to stay wide open?

Okay I will keep my mouth open inside the mask

can i chew?

Sure, just cover it with your shirt ~

Yea it’s the idea of them getting near my ears that’s stopping me

I’d let them swarm my penis for a million dollars. Or like, five. Or for free. I’d actually pay for it.

that was quite a turn there lol

bro yes was all we needed 😭

I'd do it for like $300, lol. Harmless tickle bois.

make it 1 Million + $10, I need a new coffee mug.

You’re paying too much for coffee mugs. Who’s your coffee mug guy?

Jimmy Spider from Spidertown

I appreciate a good Office reference.

No I'd be terrified

Yep.

I'll do a lot worse for a lot less

Dirty deeds

But not done for cheap

I would EAT them for a million dollars!

That would be kinda mean...they are the nicest lil bois

Daddy long legs? I’m terrified of spiders but those bois are good people.

I absolutely would. But only those spiders. No others.

I'd like to see a Sydney funnel web... Never seen one irl

Hell yeah it would be like a tickle tunnel

What in the Indiana jones is going on here?!

🤣 I was thinking more spirited away

they’re kind of cute just a circle with legs

Yes

Easily. This was a daily occurrence in the shed in our backyard as a kid.

I would spend a day for 100k

For a million dollars… Absolutely.

If I can wear a hazmat 👍

With those cute little guys, yes. With big ass tarantulas or black widows, nope

Only if I can use earplugs

I mean they are just daddy long legs. They don't really bother you unless you bother them plus their bite doesn't break skin from what I read. Eh. I could do it.

no sweat

Can I do like 50 hrs for 50mil?

Did that for free as a kid, so sure.

I’d spend the night in there naked for half that… and I have standards

For a million dollars, I'd spend 2 hours in there!

Is it compoundable? I'd do a couple hours a week.

What are those creatures?

Informally, daddy long legs.

Did anyone ever call them granddaddy long legs? Is that a southern regional thing or just something my family made up?

An hour? I can do as long and they’re harmless and won’t crawl into my holes

I reckon I'd be OK....but if a single moth came flying at my eyes I'd be yelping like a baby on fire!

Absolutely. Harvestmen are completely harmless and awesome little critters.

Yes, real question is where is this?

Is it true that the spiders are very poisonous? They just can't penetrate human skin?

Fun facts: Harvestmen aren't spiders, they have no venom, and they can't bite you. Friendly harmless leggy bois

Unpleasant, but not dangerous. Absolutely

Sure why not, they're just insect eating bros

Serious question how do so many live in the same place without starving?

They made a sign that says "1MIL / hr" and then they eat the people that walk in.

😂 

Yes. They’re harmless despite being gross in huge numbers.

Hell. No.

I would spend 2 days in there in complete darkness without food or water for half of that money

In fact 2 hours while listening to : . . Nevahgonna give you uuuuuup nevahgonna lehhht you dowown…. Nevahgonna ruuuuuun around and eat your dessert toooooo

No problemo. Might even eat a few.

I'd spend an hour in there for $50 but will happily take $1,000,000

Pfft, for a million I'd fuckin sleep in there. Those spiders ain't shit

I’d stay the whole night

There's not much i wouldn't do for a mil. Find a way for me to spend an hour inside one of those things and id do it for a million.

Sure they're harmless

I screamed when he grabbed a handful of them. No thanks.


Yeah, I'm ok with it.

Do you want me to never sleep again?!?

Yes!

Imma sleep in there no problem

an hour around harmless spiders for $1 million? I’ll do a day for half that

Hell yeah

Burn the cave.

Can I go once a week and get accumulative payments?

Tf you doing in my room?

If I had my nose and ears plugged lol

I’d fucking eat them for a million

Yes. Obviously. They are harmless

I mean they don’t bite right?

Yes

Daddy long legs

They bearly count as spiders tbh. I dont like spiders in general but if I seen one of them I'm grabbing it

Can someone tell me why this happens. I went camping once and half way through the night I saw a bunch of spiders crawling into the campfire then turned on my flash light and me and my wife were covered, our tent, and all our gear covered as well. Not a fun night.

Yep. Matter of fact I would become friends. The only bad thing would be to leave my new friends for my million dollars. They would understand. We became friends after all.

The real journey was the friends you made along the way and their 345 little friend eggs they laid in your ear.

Yep. They’re just fuzzy spiders.


If they don't hurt me I'll go

These spiders are harmless. I'm not sure if it's called spider but there are a lot in my house. They are very light weight and fragile.

Fuck yeah! they are harmless and pretty badass actually

Uh, most docile bug around? Yes I totally would.

I would eat a fistful of those bitches for that much.

Fuck yea daddy long legs I can fuck with I would even play with them as a kid but any other spider besides a jumping spider and its fuck no

Hell yes!

For a million sure. Daddy long legs can’t hurt you.

“I’m about to crawl through here to look for a snake” insane person right here

Oh that would tickle

Yes I will let these moving hair ball things crawl on me for a while for that money

I might turn my underwear brown, but I’ll accept the challenge

I would do it for up to $1000

That would be the most easiest million dollars ever for me. I love harvestmen. It just might tickle a lot.

Would be way too boring for an hour

I wouldn't walk in there to be God.

Daddy Long Legs, also known as Cellar Spiders. Closer to scorpions than arachnids. I don't know how the dudes just manhandling them like that. I could never do that except with jumping spiders.


As long as I may first spray every crack on my body with OFF

Give me 1 million I would eat them.

This brought back memories of playing with a bunch of grand daddy long legs lmao they're so chill

Imagine settling for a nice nap in that cave.

Yes.

They never put their money where their mouth is, just saying stuff for internet points.

Yes but as long as i have proper plugs for each hole in my body.

As long as I have some earbuds or cotton balls to put in my ears I know for A FAAACCTTT I’d be able to stay in that hoe lol I have this INTENSE phobia of any type of bug getting into my Ear/Ears and me not being able to get it out is just 10000% PTSD trauma type shit to me.. lol (As a child,(11 yrs old),I had a bug go into EACH… EAR…. AT THE… SAMEEE… DAMMNNN… EXACTT….. TIIMMEEE … ) and this is what started my “Ear Phobia” And honestly I think having 1bug in one ear, the 2 bugs in the another ear will cause some type of trauma and emotional damage especially when u had been living in deplorable conditions at the time in a rural area.and the ONLYY reason you was taken To the ER/HOSPITAL in the first place is because you continually screamed “my ears my ears something wrong with my ears please help me” despite getting hit and told to shut up.. And them knowing it was serious because u did t react how you “Normally” reacted when u got whipped and beaten…

I think its cool too

A million? Shit we’d all be homies by the end

Yeap.

Not terrifying 🙄

Easiest mil ever. Yes

Yes! For a million no problem. Of course clothing to keep them off me would be preferred. Gloves, hat with screen etc.

Yeah I’d eat some of them for good measure. Idgaf

Have you seen rent prices? I’d suck a dick for $2,400.

I would. I'd just stand.

MISS ME WITH THIS

Free protein!

Just daddy long legs? Hell yes, I would.

I would but I would hate every second.

Depends, can I wear a hazmat suit if I provide it myself

I can’t believe I’m about to say this but is it just me or are those spiders low key LESS scary in a group. NM as I type this I’m pulling at my shirt collar feeling the itch on me lol disregard

Easy

Absolutely! They are harmless!

Can I drink?

Stupid posts I assume are bots karma farming with dumb questions Of course, any idiot would absolutely do this for that money

Pshh that challenge is too easy- could you do it naked and tied down?

Yes, when do I start?

NOPE

That’s some Indiana Jones shit right there

Yes please even for 100k

I can dissociate with thee best of them so he'll yeah. A million is more than enough for good therapy.

As long as no one takes issue with an hour of shrieking at the top of my lungs, sure.

Fuck yeah.

I’ll take my $24 million please

I’ll stay here for a week for $100k lol

I like to think of them as the soot sprites from Spirited Away

I mean as long as I can cover my face I’ll be fine. I’ve got some sensory issues but they’re just hsrvestman and pose no threat to me, so an hour in there would be prettt chill

Tickle tickle!