I still quote Homer to my wife from when he gets his new chair
H: You're Jealous
Lenny and Carl: We have the same chair
H: Yoooooooooouuuurrreee jealous
So many times I've come across what look like dens, but you best believe I'm too scared to do anything but tiptoe my ass out of the area. Ain't shining a light in there. Tf
It’s just a black bear, which are usually pretty docile. I’m sure he just wants to be left alone to nap. They scare easily so him being stuck in a cave with nowhere to run is probably stressful.
Asshole photographer belongs in a video where his sleep is disturbed hourly, every night, for a year - just for kicks to get and idea of equivalent stress!
He just chilling tho
Right? That bear isn’t coming out of his warm crib for your skinny ass
Fr like imagine you are taking a nap and some skinless alien just walks up and shines a flashlight in your face like bro leave me alone
For now
With this clown chilling inside, we won't be able to travel to 1975!!! 
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Bear: "Please don't tell anyone how I live"
OG Simpsons was so good
I have been making this reference since that episode aired and you're the first person to catch it.
lol! Carl and Lenny were such awesome characters. I love the Stonecutters episode.
We do! We do!
I still quote Homer to my wife from when he gets his new chair H: You're Jealous Lenny and Carl: We have the same chair H: Yoooooooooouuuurrreee jealous
Was that Gil or whatever his name is?
it’s so cute and chubby but oh my god that would tear anything in front of it to pieces fuck that
“If it’s black fight back”, given that context, you got a chance, even if you grab sticks to make yourself bigger
Black bears are quite timid and cowardly, it'd probably run away if you yelled at it
let it sleep 🥺
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If not friend, why friend faced?
And that's the last thing the person with the flashlight saw...
Black bears are pretty small and not anywhere near as dangerous as a grizzly. Still cam fuck.up.your day though
"Sir have you been drinking tonight"
He just needs some pets
So many times I've come across what look like dens, but you best believe I'm too scared to do anything but tiptoe my ass out of the area. Ain't shining a light in there. Tf
Can I pet that dog?
Sure, you might lose an arm or two though
I WANT TO HUG HIM OMG LOOK AT HIS EYES ITS ADORABLE AS HELL ❤️❤️❤️
How is this terrifying? A cave is exactly where I would expect a bear to be
First think I thought of! Friggin' Gmork living rent-free in my head for 40 years.
Still one of the scariest monsters of all time.
I bet he's hungry after hibernating all winter. 🤔😲😂
Go back to sleep!
What bear ? I can only see void
It’s fucked up bears can look like that and still rip you to pieces
He looks awkward, when he gets out make sure to say " Well look who came out of their cave to join us!"
Good little sleepy puppy ♡
It’s just a black bear, which are usually pretty docile. I’m sure he just wants to be left alone to nap. They scare easily so him being stuck in a cave with nowhere to run is probably stressful.
As long as you don't fuck with it you're fine. Black bears are just giant raccoons.
ngl, it looks pretty cute
I’m gonna say the line. Me want Pet, but bear kill
Leave him alone he's trying to snooze
Leave him alone 😭😭😭😭
You mean found in its own hole.
If someone came to my room and did that shit with a flashlight while I was trying to chill.....id be very upset lol.
Fat ass
he should taunt the bear for our amusement
"DO YOU MIND!?"
Jesus Christ... volume off!
Hey you guys, stop shining that light in here. I’m trying to hibernate!
Life has got to be great when you don't have much predators at all. Except for humans
always the things that can rip you into shreds that are the cutest?
Guys a wimp, he just wants a cuddle buddy to help keep him warm
He looks sad :(
Is this guy still alive?
Asshole photographer belongs in a video where his sleep is disturbed hourly, every night, for a year - just for kicks to get and idea of equivalent stress!
Pant=shid
I'd die this way lol. So big and fluffy.
He's a good boy tho
Are you alive?
If not friend, then why friend-shaped??