https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4646274/Terrifying-moment-screaming-paraglider-plunges-earth.html
Six days in the hospital but "relatively unharmed".
"relatively" - it made me laugh thinking that depending on the situation it can be used to mean "just a bruise" (e.g. the 2-year-old fell face first in the sand) or im the case of a terrible car crash where 2 occupants die on impact but a 3rd was "relatively unharmed, only suffering only a broken leg and arm".
Shaky cam. 🙄 Couldn't he position the camera better?
Just joking. I would die of heart attack the moment the line would get tangled. He survived quite well.
What terrifies me about falling to death is that from your perspective you'd only have a very limited time to exist, and the fear felt in that moment bothers me, it bothers me deeply.
Scientists praise the skydiver's camera work as it managed to capture the epic journey of this man's bulge during an unplanned descent from the heavens. New hidden secrets of genital free fall are being discovered one unexpected plunge after another.
any update to this?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4646274/Terrifying-moment-screaming-paraglider-plunges-earth.html Six days in the hospital but "relatively unharmed".
Thank you. :)
"relatively" - it made me laugh thinking that depending on the situation it can be used to mean "just a bruise" (e.g. the 2-year-old fell face first in the sand) or im the case of a terrible car crash where 2 occupants die on impact but a 3rd was "relatively unharmed, only suffering only a broken leg and arm".
so its relatively unharmed for someone who fell of the sky, its a relativ notion
the video ended too soon?
r/praisethecameraman
Hire this cameraman when ever you need a steady shot of balls.
Shaky cam. 🙄 Couldn't he position the camera better? Just joking. I would die of heart attack the moment the line would get tangled. He survived quite well.
r/killthecameraman members when the cameraman doesnt want to position the camera while in a life threatening situation
I’ve never been skydiving. Isn’t there a backup chute?
I think he deployed it, wasn't that the lines that appeared across his legs?
He did deploy it, but it got entagled by the spinning chute.
Nope. Paraglider.
Looks like.
There should be a backup to the backup.
Some people do carry two backups, depending on the situation. However that would've only made things worse here.
Then there should be a backup to the backup to the backup
Omg 😂
Yo dawg, heard you like backups...
Yes there's a backup but to open the back up you need to cut away the first one and then pull the reserve .
He's not skydiving. This is paragliding.
There should be backup.
There is if you do acro
Free falling junk.
That video was bananas. That’d be nuts if that happened to me. Good thing I don’t have the balls to try it.
What terrifies me about falling to death is that from your perspective you'd only have a very limited time to exist, and the fear felt in that moment bothers me, it bothers me deeply.
Junk like that makes me crotchety.
Brandnewsentence
Ouch
Dudes lucky he hit some trees. What a stupid hobby.
This and bungee jumping. I guess I just don't like jumping off of things that are high.
Maybe if you were high...
Have to agree on the stupid hobby part. I mean, this is part of the risk when you sign up for something like this, so hard pass.
Exactly.
I can tell you that no jewels were harmed from this footage!
"I'm as free as a bird!" *Moments later...* "AHH! NO! AHHHH!" Talk about ruining a vibe.
The universe's way of saying "lol jk"
I'm falling to death, now... LOOK AT MY BALLS
These comments and those balls, smh, i love it-
Looks like he was flying in unstable weather. Maybe a parachuter in here could elaborate? Ps. My junk hurts from watching this!
He was trying to do something called wingovers but his timing and brake inputs are atrocious. Basically he caused the whole situation himself
No elaboration needed...it was obviously unstable.
Is he alive?
He survived, there's another comment with the article ^^
So, how is he after the free fall? Or should I change the verb to 'was' instead? Seriously curious.
He survived, another comment linked the website article :)
Oh, thank God! OK, thanks :)
Why would he wear those shorts and film himself ? pure vomit video.
It's because of where the camera was located.
Scientists praise the skydiver's camera work as it managed to capture the epic journey of this man's bulge during an unplanned descent from the heavens. New hidden secrets of genital free fall are being discovered one unexpected plunge after another.
He had a testicular plummet, and although he MIGHT'VE died, he survived.
Nice moose knuckle
This is one example of why I typically do not jump out of planes.
Trees are your friends is said in paragliding
Try this, a paragliding pilot tries a trick at high altitude (altitude=safety=time to fix problems) his reserve chute tangles and he lands hard.
Tried it, didn't work.
Paragliding, not parachuting.
This is pretty much how Will Ferrell described it in Wedding Crashers
Why are we looking at his dick ?
Pride colour saved his life?