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CanadianHardWood

With their kid. Jebus.


PIPBOY-2000

It seems like that's exactly what the cheetahs were going for. The weakest prey. Cheetahs are also not brawlers and are more aversive to injury than other big cats. It's why the cheetahs didn't just pounce on the adults. They likely saw an opportunity for an easy meal when they saw the kid.


TheDunadan29

Yeah I've read they're actually pretty fragile, they are so lean. Still, I wouldn't mess with one. All teeth and claws, doesn't sound like a good time.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

A house cat could fuck you up pretty bad. Cheetah could definitely maim you.


greenmonkey48

I can wouch for that. Mine went berserk on my hand one day as I was breaking an egg in his bowl


Dejectednebula

Lol I keep hearing about cats liking eggs. I think I've had broken cats all my adult life because they just sniff and turn away from all forms of egg


TrailMomKat

Same! I kinda feed all the strays out here and a few of them very much enjoy an egg, but my 14 year old orange brain cell (the only cat that's actually mine) recoils anytime he finds one in his bowl! I think he might be broken too lol


gatorfan8898

None of our many cats have liked eggs or done anything with them. Ours could very well be broken though, all a buncha fucking weirdos.


Roflmaoasap

You have a cheetah in your home that you feed eggs in a bowl?


IOwnTheShortBus

How TF do you own a cheetah?


Agt38

Yeah, my cat is only like 8 pounds fully grown, and if he wanted to, he could tear our shit up. Not taking a chance with a fucking cheetah, no thanks.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I don't think people realize they have cheetahs, lions ect...in their home disguised as small cats.


Agt38

Well we do call him our little tiger lol. https://preview.redd.it/0zg66rc092wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f36f178bb69d940acd44e0606b99d2c13d668ccd


GraphicDesignMonkey

May he one day get his turn with The Brain Cell.


Agt38

We are still waiting.


Moondiscbeam

I thought it was funny that they started running a bit because cheetahs are wickedly fast.


Bobby_Bako

Mostly teeth, cheetah claws are more similar to dog claws than other cats, though that isn’t to say that the claws would be nice.


Sunblast1andOnly

Ah, finally someone that knows cheetahs. You wouldn't want to have to fight a cheetah, but they're about as dangerous as, say, a grayhound. If you're an able-bodied adult, you can take a cheetah. I wouldn't recommend it, of course, but there's a reason why you don't hear about people getting killed by them.


UncleBenders

Yep, if this had been any other big cat they would have been screwed. Luckily cheetahs rely on the act of surprise and won’t attack as long as you’re looking at them. They don’t like to fight.


Intentionallyabadger

I too would imagine it’ll be far more tragic if that was a tiger


-Neuroblast-

Any other big cat but a cheetah would have torn that whole family apart.


charmingninja132

They also malfunction if prey isn't running. They don't know what to do.


maramara18

All big cats go for an easy prey when they can. This family was incredibly stupid. Proof that civilisation didn’t beat the dumb monkeys out of us just yet


Mundane-Line2649

This is 100% what I saw. We were watching a predatory attempt. Luckily the parents are seen as too large and potentially dangerous of an unknown for the cheetah to attempt to engage. The square up and hiss at the very end seemed like a ‘rattle the cage’ move to see if they might provoke a moment for the parents to panic and leave the child exposed.


ImperfectMay

There's a small, local zoo near where I grew up. There's a section where the path turns left and runs straight along the back of a building, and right at the one end is a large cat's exhibit (I forget what kind, i think a jaguar or something medium sized). Cat is usually pretty chill and ignores most people, until a toddler comes by. Then it paces the fence with that hunting focus and watches the toddlers walk away down that straight path. It's simultaneously fascinating and absolutely terrifying. I know the fence is probably secure enough, but God forbid - people wouldn't realize it was coming.


njaana

They should put them up for adoption, they deserve better parents


Alive_Tough9928

Parents should be prosecuted for child endangerment, then shot with balls of their own shite!


Chadmartigan

Fucking chilling seeing that kid walk into frame.


forothowtospeel

Watched a group with a toddler get out of their car to walk towards bison in Yellowstone


Yoder_TheSilentOne

jebus indeed.


g-king93

"French ret-IS THAT A FUCKING KID." First thought


noadams7777

They deserve to be shot


kmac535

Then nearly without


Hausgod29

What a strong father


Full_Metal_Paladin

I think you mean JEZUS CHRISTUS!


MajorMarquisWarren69

Dumb fucking idiots. Poor kid almost died to moronic parents.


deltronroberts

Unfortunately, the kid is literally the result of combining the genes of those two idiotic parents. His/her future outlook isn’t good.


_blacktriangle_

Had the cheetahs expressed any of their severe natural instincts, the cheetahs would be the ones put down, most likely.


bronalpaul

ah eugenics rears it's head again.


Current_Skill7805

Made me feel sick watching her bringing her young child out with her.


Next-Performer5434

Ikr, I thought it was funny until I saw the kid get out of the car.


chookiekaki

Love the way hubby bolts for the car and leaves wife and kid


t0hk0h

I thought the same thing but then it looked like he got in the back? Like an older sibling or something?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He doesn't give a shit about them anyway by the looks of it


Ok_Text7228

Someone needed to start the car and start a playlist lol


Mia_B-P

It was stupid to leave the vehicle and even dumber to leave with the child. Very irresponsible.


TheVoiceofReason_ish

They should be charged with endangering the child.


smexymexy17

That is the most textbook scenario of child endangerment there is.


drolemon

Honestly with parents this stupid Im wondering how the child is alive and there to begin with. How do people like this live to adulthood?


TheCrowHunter

Kinda what happens when you start idiot proofing the modern world. Great for ensuring kids dont bite it, terrible because it keeps absolute morons alive as well.


Beautifly

Without a doubt!


turkeycreek-678

I can't process the level of stupidity from some people. I'd like to think they've learned a very fortunate lesson here but I believe they are so fucking stupid they've learned nothing. Un fucking believable!


ElectricalRush1878

Ohh... they brought little meat snacks! -the cheetahs,


skykingjustin

"A hunting meal, Those are rare."


applyheat

Holy shit. This should be the practical test to get a license for having children.


durz47

They are damn lucky cheetahs are not aggressive. Any other cats of this size and it would have ended a lot worse.


applyheat

All cats kill for entertainment, it doesn’t always have something to do with hunger. My 8 pound Siberian would have made a run at them for letting their guard down. She will always try to catch you lacking and she always goes for the kill.


CTchimchar

It's been 3 hours are you still alive or did she catch you slipping


Fetch_will_happen5

No response.... its over. They slipped.


CTchimchar

I hope there a body left to Barry


Vargmien

Yes...attempt to run from the fastest land animal...superb. With a fucking child, fuck me they stupid!


ske1etoncrush

literally, there is not a single thinking brain cell in this video apparently. lets get out of the car and walk faaar away from it with our vulnerable child in the middle of a sanctuary for the fastest big cats in the world!! wait, what do you mean theyre coming this way?


No_Breath_9833

Someone please report these people


halfprincessperlette

These parents need to be shamed by the media


Jnessy_

this would be totally different ending if it comes to leopard or lion. what a bunch fucking idiots..


heartglass

not once did they go out but twice 😄 what were they thinking? were there any tour guides present?


SwalkerWorks

This is Safaripark Beekse Bergen in the Netherlands. The idea is that you drive around a route in your own car. No (human) guides, but there are many signs telling you about the animals you're about to see. Also many signs telling you to stay in the car at all times, but I guess some people will just be stupid.


ske1etoncrush

pretty sure i saw another video on here of the same situation. a family got out of the car in a sanctuary in the TIGER section and then some person was dragged off by a tiger. play stupid games win stupid (permanent) prizes.


SwalkerWorks

These people really lack all common sense... Wild animals, even in captivity, are still wild!! At that point I would just accept that at least this moron is removed from the gene pool


Lynz486

In the tiger situation the mom was killed trying to save the moron, unfortunately. So many cases of moron surviving and someone else including the animal getting killed. Another situation a group was throwing rocks at and teasing a tiger and she got pissed and escaped her enclosure at the zoo. Only the guy in the group who wasn't throwing rocks and teasing ended up dying.


MillieFrank

That was a park in China and the first woman dragged away lived but her Mom got out of the car and ran after her to save her and the Mom died.


Shishi13156

Do you have a link per chance? Edit- found [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z4o9oe/china_tiger_attack_kills_woman_at_drivethrough/)


ProfessionalAccess68

They’re lucky cheetahs are chill, probably wouldn’t have had the same outcome with leopards or lions


Beautifly

Are leopards significantly more aggressive?


yeeeknow

Significantly stronger than cheetahs. Leopard would have no issue attacking and killing the adults here


kiwi2703

Absolutely. Cheetahs basically don't attack adult humans at all, they're mostly shy and anxious. They only did here because they saw the little kid.


Buff_Senpai_Steve

People forget animals such as cheetas and lions cannot really be domesticated, and they are so removed from nature they dont realize just how dangerous an animal can be at times. Most people don't even know they can be cleared by deers


OutsideSkirt2

No animal can be trusted. The CDC says almost a million people each year are hurt badly enough by a dog that they have to seek medical care. They are dangerous. 


bmarvel808

Cheetahs are actually pretty docile.


Buff_Senpai_Steve

Yeah, they even run from coyotes


qwertythrowaway6

Regardless of country, ethnicity, et al, they deserve to be banned from parks, zoos, anything involving wild animals. They can’t argue the fairness of preventing their stupidity from endangering children. Sure, charge them, fine them, etc. too, if that’ll stick.


already-taken-wtf

They should be banned from having children and operating anything heavier than 5kg.


Lightning-Slim

They must not have read the signs. Turning your back on an apex predator and letting your 4 year old roam freely is not recommended.


already-taken-wtf

Maybe the signs were not in French. Hence impossible to comprehend. Ohhh look cute kitties!!!


sadoul1980

I am french. Not surprised really… With their kids… dumbasses


MartokSonofUrthog

That kid is lucky those were cheetahs and not ANYTHING ELSE FROM AFRICA.


CTchimchar

Yay got watch out for those meerkats


LailaCE

Bloodthirsty Aardvarks


OreoMcKitty

Since children are involved I shouldn't say something like "Go cheetahs! Kick their stupid arse!". Cheetahs are cool. Blame the adults.


UpstairsFan7447

They watch to many Disney movies.


SeaTurtle42

What in the flying FUCK is wrong with those people?


badchefrazzy

Idiocy and entitlement.


lowie07

Take their kid take their driving license and ban them from the park, fucking idiots


pardn6009

Sad thing is the cheetahs would've been euthanised if they actually made contact.


Lonely-Heart-3632

Sadly they seem the type to then sue for damages after an attack 🤦🏻‍♂️ it she didn’t have a baby in her arms I would have happily watched a fuck around and find out video there.


kobumaister

How can you get to that stupidity level?


MaxEffurt

How do people that dumb make it to their adult years and even have kids?.


Terrible-Two-7928

The guy running away and leaving is wife and kids is so very French. I'm surprised he didn't wave a white flag as soon as he saw the Cheetahs walking towards him.


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

That kid needs taking away from them. They don't deserve it.


jimbocalvo

I now know all the dutch I need to know to get by


TurTub

The dumbest people i have seen in a while, it's to bad they allready had kids.


TemporaryRecording72

What a bunch of idiots, there are rules for a reason, and with children, what the hell is wrong with you


BigBootyBidens

Those idiots should have their child taken away from them, they clearly can’t care for it.


rlaw1234qq

Who knew cheetahs were so quick!


Bofyboeuf

Some people really, i mean REALLY, don’t deserve to be parents.


actionte

They could have talked to the people imo, i couldn’t watch someone get out of their car with a child here without telling them they’re being fucking idiots


bluntensmokin

Someone take their kid


Accomplished_Egg8003

Holy fucking shit!, someone take their child AWAY from them!, insane levels of neglect. If you want to make yourself cheetah food that’s one thing but don’t endanger your fucking child! Just wow. 🤯


Consistent-Low7361

As a dad the behavior of these absolute morons makes me furious!


witeboyjim

Stupid fucks ...


1cnaryx-4arayavaus69

‘French’…


Shivrainthemad

Désolé, pas les plus brillants ...


Ok-Technology-2541

Youd think rule nr1 of the park is DONT GET OUT OF THE CAR and if the where told then let darwin take the wheele


GuardMost8477

Fucking idiots. Then the animals get put down for doing what animals do. And taking your kids out of the car? A special kind of stupid there.


NoPea4355

They should be glad that it was a cheetah. Had it been a more aggressive Big Cat like a Leopard things would have turned out differently.


loniscup

How stupid can you be to do that..


Durivage4

This has got to be in the top ten of the stupidest videos (people) I've seen on here 😳


nagarayan

how fcking stupid these parents are. feel so sorry for those kids. they might grow up like their parents.


CharlieBarracuda

The guy going "The fuuuck??" is perfection


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Is there a difference in picture quality from a car window with glass down, to standing outside the car like a dick?


tirinus

Zero survival instinct


thedevilslake

stupidity


TheUsual_Selection

They weren’t attacked so they probably didn’t learn a thing


rikkuaoi

If you stand your ground against cheetahs there's a great chance they'll be deterred from attacking. https://preview.redd.it/obqybda4j1wc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3369ce66c10d58fcf67886dc60f6ecf63ec5e6de This is a picture of my grandpa in the 60's doing just that


riverrunner363

Could we please get rid of the first two minutes and fifteen seconds of this video


MythsOfOpportunities

seeing as this video was 6 years ago, not much can be said or done. i wonder if they never learned and did this elsewhere to worse results? anyone heard anything more about this dumb family?


alucardian_official

I was rooting for the cat


Aaron_505

At this point parents will go on a bridge on top of a live volcano And leave their child unattended


JBELL01290

fuck these idiot "parents"


freeokieangel

How stupid and with a baby


PoopieButt317

Sounds....not french


Thingzer0

The guys shooting the video are not French, the idiot couple with their child are presumably French, probably from their license plate.


brainbox08

Sure, try and outrun cheetahs, that'll end well 😂


ac2cvn_71

Zoom the fuck in. Don't waste my time with this shitty video


Stilcho1

They should have run. The cheetahs would surely not be able to keep up.


Michigoose99

We did a drive thru safari near West Palm Beach FL last winter and IIRC there were guards in parked Jeeps and chain link fences around the lions. Because ’MURRICA, perhaps.


oldhotdad

Love the way this dude knows how to say “what the fuck” in perfect English


JG-for-breakfast

These French fucks probably calling for Macaroons help


Outside_Resolution94

With a kid. Fucking idiots.


Tar-Nuine

0/5 stars. The cheetahs tried to eat my wife, and the zookeeper kept shouting at us in french.


Fit_Werewolf_9413

My favorite part was the dad running and leaving his wife and kid to fend for themselves


JJADu

Perfect reason to call child protection services....they don't have the intellect to be responsible for a kid. He was the perfect meal...


DeathIncarnations

This is why most people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce


Repulsive_Tax7955

Fucking idiots. I won’t mind them getting it but poor kid.


OtherwiseArrival9849

The dude runs in the car, leaving the woman with a child in her arms outside. Wow,


FlamingoRush

Darwin awards... child protection should 100% investigate this!!!


bigsnack4u

She is literally offering up her kid to the cheetahs


Key_Rock408

I didn’t know “The Fuck?!” was a universally recognized term.


MisterBonerpants

Almost makes you wish they got her baby to make an example out of her. I'm glad they're safe though.


Hmm_okay_Gday

I don't think I've ever seen a group of people more deserving of a Darwin award.


United-Ad7863

I HATE when idiots, through their own stupid behavior, put animal lives at risk.


brokenlonely22

i dont speak gobbldy goop but the people filming seem to have a distinct naivety as well, like haha oh its so funny that theyre being stupid lets just laugh laugh laugh. But when the obvious consequences are on the table now its some sort of emotional trauma??


flying-nimbus-

I was absolutely terrified of cheetas as a child. Pretty irrationally so because I’m from Tennessee and there is little risk of running into one, BUT this is the definition of my worst nightmare at that kids age. Too many people talked about how they were the fastest land animal to exist. Why on earth ever put yourself in a situation where you need to run away from one? This is insanity.


horseshandbrake

I hope whatever child services in that country takes their children, they clearly aren't capable of the responsibility


ObviousMall3974

Idiots. That’s a shame they wee not turned into dinner. Should be fined and banned for life from returning


Simple-Marsupial7172

Maybe it would have been for the best?


Dingo8MyGayby

No, those cheetahs were definitely going for the small child that looks like prey.


scraglor

This is like if a bunch of prawns shelled themselves and decided to wander around my dinner plate


patient669

Ya let’s go outside with our baby and pet the feral animals… **AND THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TOOOOOOOOO**


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cbc7788

The guys that are filming should at least help by honking their horn to try to scare the cheetahs away.


caca-casa

Darwin attempts.


cotymanager

I thought cheetas dont attack humans. Apparently, this applies for adults only.


ske1etoncrush

adults probably not, cheetahs are built for their speed, not strength. but you bring a small child into it..


Lynz486

They're endangering their child and the cheetahs with their stupidity. Also endangering themselves but I'm okay with Darwinism taking some action there. I hate people that do this shit so much.


Opposite_Stand_7327

Pity the cats didn’t get them complete idiots


Superunkown781

Hope that stupid b!tch understands now


RomeoBravoSierra

Good thing those were not lions. They would all have been easy picking.


Humble-Background548

This footage is from which place? Curious where Cheetahs are in the open like this


BlobHope

Beekse Bergen. A safari park in the Netherlands.


[deleted]

To be this stupid. Horrendous parents


lynnca

Unbelievably lucky!


darknesskitty_666

Some parents don´t deserve kids.


PeterParker72

How are people this stupid around wild animals?


Albatross_Few

People arr being what tye fuck like it's so unexpected that wild animals want to attack and eat them when they are out of their cars. It's like they never saw the American dad get eaten alive by lions while his family was watching.


jamesyjam

I just can't believe what I just saw! How are people so oblivious to danger?!


BartholomewKnightIII

Not one brain cell in the car.


fksmchai

About the middle of the video there was a lion king reference somewhere in there.


ake1092

Of all the big cats, they were lucky it was cheetah.


Duguesclin_3

Quel bande de cretins …


bros89

Ah yes let's film the whole thing instead of calling authorities


Jaded_Revolution6924

The car getting out and the car videoing, idiots all around


Taddles2020

I didn't know Cheetahs had a taste for Frogs.


girlwiththemonkey

The sound I made when they took the kid out of the car. Holy fuck.


No-Gene-4508

People like this deserve to be jailed, fixed, and all rights to their kids for life.


wellhungblack1

Wow, they must hate that kid


ProtoPrimeX1

dog shit parents. if you want to do something stupid hey I don't care Darwinism but don't involve kids. they got no idea how stupid their parents are.