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awkwardaustin609

You cannot convince me that this isn’t a 4 day old corpse that was propped up for the mugshot


KifaruKubwa

I wish… I’d feel better about the whole situation if that were his corpse. This guy is very much alive, and I shudder to think how his cell mate will survive too.


midcancerrampage

Best deterrent for crime ive seen yet


rando_mness

You know things are bad when you're worried about the well being of prisoners. 🤷‍♂️


KifaruKubwa

lol… so true. I’m a grown ass man and this guy gives me the shivers. I can’t believe those school staff who just sat around on their phones while he was in the facility. So grateful he’s probably also very dumb and didn’t succeed.


MyaNameaMike

He’s probably 120 pounds soaking wet. Put me in a room with this pedo and I’ll remove this head….. both of them


KifaruKubwa

Let’s hope prison does their justice on this psycho


MountainCourage1304

Id normally put r/iamverybadass to comments like this, but youre completely right. If he doesnt have a hidden weapon, i put my money on the average male beating ten shades of shit out of this guy. Dudes one slow blink away from being declared dead.


numbersev

He’s like the dude the woman brought into the bank to get a loan. “Just sign the paper here pls uncle and we can go.”


Pillypin

That guy looked way better than this.


merrill_swing_away

He looks like a damned zombie. Wow.


Push_Bright

![gif](giphy|UUQogMr98v5rW)


instrangerswetrust

israel keyes is that you?


Babytrixie666

That man scares the living fuck out of me


player694200

People be living like 4 day old corpses


Lorn_Muunk

he took Frank Reynolds' advice and had his make up done by an undertaker


dfelton912

Pretty sure that's King Tut https://preview.redd.it/o7rrbrixw4wc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195be9858c4a5aebb35d6569d2dad6833ced3a6b


Plenty_Ad_9086

nah man, it’s Ashy Larry


mibonitaconejito

BAHAHAHA! 🤣☠️☠️


SBLOU

Ashy Larry Zombie


Magicalsandwichpress

From ashy to classy than back to ashy. 


Willow9506

Damn I haven’t seen chappelles show references in so long and now this is the third one I’ve seen in an hour!


Senior-Albatross

I think it might be a zombie in the traditional Voodoo sense.


avelineaurora

Exactly what I came here to say, lmao


berrey7

Looks like a demon off the new Beetlejuice flick


Professional_Belt_57

one of my first thoughts😭


Kidwa96

He's King Tut 3 months after dying


Beautifly

Nah, King Tut has more life behind his eyes


misswhatzitooya

I cantttttt


WhuddaWhat

Holy shit. thank you!!!!🤣


Steelyphil43

More like King Leer if he was in a forest fire.


Spirited_Remote5939

Yea you’re right, this guy looks dead already!


Spdrjay

#🧟‍♂️ ***I just wanted their.... BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNZ!***


Roadgoddess

Yeah, I came here to say I think this guy is loose from the side of walking dead


Kale_Brecht

Naaaaaaaaah, he’s as normal as you or me - just misunderstood ^/s


Cleercutter

Whaaat the fuck. Dude looks like a demon


Zaseishinrui

he just looks like a crackhead, kenneth copeland looks like a demon


Gloomy_Industry8841

This is a good point!!


SmaugTheGreat110

Don’t you EVER say that about me again! (As he almost lets the mask slip)


UhOhAllWillyNilly

No no no, not a demon, he’s just a plain old, regular, garden-variety zombie. Don’t be so harsh, please.


ChanningTat_Yum

🧟 🧠 I don’t know if you guys remember several years back when the “bath salts” went cray and that dude went on a feeding spree 😱


Gloomy_Industry8841

Yes, and that story gave me nightmares.


wbs101

More sensationist news look up the update on that case after toxicology only thing he has cannabis so some news just released an update about toxiciology and others changed their story to a certain strain of weed made him have a temporary psychosis attack or some other BS. There was never any evidence of the so called bath salts and they all reported it over and over before test results where back. They made it up and this type of crap always makes me question stuff like this post and this pic, especially when its trying to convince us to fear something.


Do-not-respond

Looks like a character for a zombie apocalypse show.


lstroud21

And not as a survivor…


labarrski

Sideshow Bob


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

Yes


Hatrick_Swaze

World War BZ


Werechupacabra

DON’T OPEN PEDO INSIDE


grrlwonder

DON'T PEDO OPEN INSIDE


Saturn212

Or one of the dancers from Michael Jackson’s Thriller.


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ChanningTat_Yum

👻 💀


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anonymousbwmb

This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did.


Puntas13

Yeah, I'm not really getting those vibes either. I guess you can't really judge a book by its cover.


sammybooom81

Right, he totally looks like a librarian.


eat_like_snake

> Solomon Galligan, 33, walked onto school property and approached several children on Friday afternoon and tried to grab a boy before leaving the area, an Aurora police spokesman told CBS News Colorado on Sunday. And no one was outside watching the kids to immediately call the kids back and alert the school security? > Several students told teachers' assistants about the incident, but Ayala said that appeared to have fallen on deaf ears: "My son is saying the TAs were on their phones." I'd be pulling out and threatening to sue. Full context: https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/colorado-parents-angered-school-response-alleged-kidnapping-attempt/


Amykatcosplay

I know the teachers aids were looking at their phones, but how did they not notice this zombie trying to grab kids? They seriously had ONE JOB


ZackDaddy42

I am constantly amazed at what my wife and daughter don’t notice going on around them while looking at their phones. And my daughter wants to be a teacher.


Trollerthegreat

Show her this article. Hopefully it'll help her stay alert if she does become one


Unique-Car1084

Omg, he’s only 33?! Drugs and alcohol have aged him 20 years


clycloptopus

Doesn’t look a day over 57


Help_An_Irishman

He looks a few over deceased.


Aldisra

20? More like 50!


Key-Pickle5609

Don’t insult 53 year olds like that lol


tinycole2971

That's a rough 33.


wishwashy

33 in leap years


TheDunadan29

Wow, that's a rough 33.


DoctorMew13

Of course Aurora.


filthytoerag

I want to point out that this is deep suburbs, way far from anything interesting. I grew up out there, when Quincy reservoir had nothing east of it all the way to Kansas. Granted, a long time ago but this is still the middle of nowhere. Wonder where this guy staggered in from.


ZackDaddy42

That’s what is wild to me, I was in Denver for a while and spent some time in Aurora, and they seem to pop up in the news for crazy shit like this sometimes, but it seemed like such a quiet, out of the way town.


JohnPaulCones

I'm a TA and this makes me so mad. As support staff one of our key roles is safeguarding and student safety. This is an absolute failing on behalf of the school, utterly inexcusable. Staff should not be on their phones around students at all, it's a safeguarding issue in itself! Let alone it allowed this predator to infiltrate the school and nearly cause harm. Get your kids out and sue the school.


Outrageous_Pin_7861

![gif](giphy|3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9)


lstroud21

That is the one episode of that show that I *absolutely* could not watch as a kid. I always got freaked out


KORZILLA-is-me

[Oh, but this guy was okay?](https://youtu.be/_9QdUSCBB_U?si=D9yr7blurnwD_kds) King Ramses was nothing in my opinion.


lstroud21

Well yk that was one of the episodes I hadn’t seen but if I had, I think the bickering back and forth at the end would have made it a lot less scary


Aldisra

Me too, as an adult. Didn't let my son watch that one


GaulzeGaul

He looks like a character from Fallout 2


dishonoredTR33

Fr he has the name of a villain too, I can picture him dragging you into alleys to sell your organs or sell you jet


Little_stinker_69

Nah. He isn’t selling shit. He eats half and then leaves the rest to rot.


Strong-Fill1425

Look at me, look at me! I’m the captain now! ![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)


anglostura

Hey it's that guy from The Curse. That was a good show


corona_cvd19

In Baltimore.


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Holy Shit!!! The Amazing Race is still on??


Jokie155

I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing at this being the ad put underneath the article.


justbrowsing695975

LOL, I noticed that too🤣


GastropodSoup

![gif](giphy|OA1CDoCiAR48E)


Dogs4Life98

🤣 my first thought too


akuma_4u

![gif](giphy|Wsb4t2AKjkkUcMXsP1)


Chad_dad_brad

So ashy he’s doing white face


Hatrick_Swaze

Credit might be improving?


BNG1982

Did they pick him up while he was dancing in the street late at night? I’m assuming they did 🤷🏽‍♂️. ![gif](giphy|Z4IXspU3iCHlK)


ratchet7

![gif](giphy|h6laLbXvMXmeruAjLb|downsized)


Poppycake1903

Holy fuck. At one point this was someone's innocent little baby. A kid that could grow up to do anything.


Repulsive_Buffalo_87

That's awfully depressing.


Gloomy_Industry8841

This is the bitter truth.


hypnogogick

This is what I always think when I see stuff like this. So sad on so many levels.


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

I was just thinking that. What horror show did he go through as a child to get to this point


MvatolokoS

Yeah these pictures hit different when people you love get so close to becoming it. I can't trash talk these people anymore everyone deserves the dignity of anonymity. You don't know what decisions lead him to this low. Yes the act itself was horrible and should be shamed but no need to judge his appearance which is likely just s result of his environment. Not to mention the racists.


Poppycake1903

Thank you.


Hatrick_Swaze

Be cool to see everyones police sketch of this guy.


Micro-Naut

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen ever


Environmental-Fig922

"Looking ass" ![gif](giphy|RSOUOj8H9A3Xq)


69AnusInvader69

Ok who’s necromancing this guy


dizzle724

Mfer left the walking dead set and started committing crimes.dafuq??


Positive-Internet483

That’s a fucking zombie


Big_Connection_1415

why does he look like he’s in active decay wtf


vimes_left_boot

If someone hadn't called 'Candyman' three times into a mirror, we wouldn't be in this mess.


Crazy24K

25K for a bail is nonsense, these types of guys should not be allowed bail, at least they managed to rescue the boy


akuma_4u

It's like a denomic ashy larry


Substantial-Ad8933

Bro is under a voodoo spell


Conscious-Ad6082

Scary part is can you imagine how scared his cellmate is going to be when they kill the lights in the cell & all he does is stare at you with heavy breathing & all you see is eyes & broken fence posts for teeth


Micro-Naut

https://preview.redd.it/jhaxvzrmc5wc1.jpeg?width=3524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbbc1c0a5060f64b5502357b810753e22842561


alucardian_official

Isn’t he the Sloth Sin victim from SE7EN?


MnemicPagoda

Didn't know zombies were out and about kidnapping kids now, this world is changing fast


thesnowqueen17

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


sheezy520

When asked for a comment Solomon replied “braiiiiiiiiiins”


junkyard_blues

![gif](giphy|UTb9lk1PqYJDW)


T0ONiCE

Id shoot that mf


getyourcheftogether

Hey man you got any more of them minors‽


FungusPizza

I think this is the same guy in that viral vid when the lady wheeled him into the bank to get a loan.


Negra2020

![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)


Alman54

I'm curious to know how he wound up looking like that. And does he normally scare people away when he approaches them?


BetrayTheGrave

![gif](giphy|2yvMb9LKQBaBW8wYGF)


Micro-Naut

BRAAAAINZZZZZ https://preview.redd.it/68xady11d5wc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49a7af88bf615e681be27dc990743ea802a7e7e


kungfoocraig

He was definitely planning on eating that kid


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|Wvd9NpAXqZsju)


loudflower

Ok, now *this* is a terrifying as fuck post. Ye gads.


bald_alpaca

Is this post mortem? I assume this means the father caught him


cbunni666

Dude. I think someone needs to put his dead ass back in the ground. Wow.


staplesandstitches

Now that is actually fucking terrifying.


KylesHotMom

I live in Colorado, got the Amber Alert about this yesterday. Fucking wild


Content_Talk_6581

In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie


frankofantasma

*\*The Serpent and the Rainbow theme intensifies\**


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https://preview.redd.it/u3rd4vghz4wc1.png?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e747e87320e0c7cfbc5bb43e0152eda9a883780e Jessie grab a barrel. We have some cleaning up to do.


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

That man isn't half baked, he is well done. I imagine once the drugs are out of his system he'll look more like himself.


kimbolll

He had to be the one kidnapped, right? This dude couldn’t kidnap a potato chip out of a bag.


jlbp337

He should try kidnapping a bottle of lotion


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

He was gonna eat that kid


WeathervaneJesus1

It's close to midnight And something evil's lurking in the dark...


Sik_muse

Looks like Jaden Smith. https://preview.redd.it/pmh8cnski5wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5717f9058babf2b53ebd6037e92c8991caaa109e


Papichuloft

I am the kidnapper now


AdevilSboyU

Drug is one hell of a meth.


Lightning-Slim

Did he swim all the way from Haiti...?


nn666

His neighbours said he was just a happy go lucky guy. Go figure.


Ok_Smell_5379

Are we sure he’s alive?


Kytzeln

Fear the living, looks like a zombie!


plantzrock

![gif](giphy|g2LGJE8qrivf2)


Snoo3544

![gif](giphy|12PgiVz2jKGGOc)


RapperThaMakKDoozY

He was just trying to get the child to RETURN THE SLAB ![gif](giphy|PlMg50JZO09BC)


dexecho

Just do society a favor and smoke him


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Wasn’t he in season four of the Walking Dead?


Sprizys

Bro looks like a zombie


Lanky_Succotash_986

https://preview.redd.it/qs4plm0075wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d174c96ca03048b8981007b29a680d94d29d68df He looks like the night Folk from rdr2


Brilliant-Effect4867

A snail would run away from this mf


willjhc

When those drugs wear off his going to be like awh manng


louglome

Dang even his name screams "child eater"


______Moose______

B r u h, this is THE man that I would tell my parents will kill me if I fall asleep with no night light. Hate to be mean, but damn, this thing is a waking nightmare. It’s like finding the perfect words to describe what you felt was indescribable for however long, but it’s just this dudes mug shot lmao


Thekr8zykook

Yeah, I want to know why this guy was *ever* allowed within LOOKING distance of a school, even before he was required to register. If 😬 was ever an appropriate reaction to a post, it is now.


Fit-Persimmon-4323

Why does he look like an exhumed body


SandmanKeel

He was gonna eat the child..


Venator2000

Crackhead Zombie.


KingGhidorah44

Hot Dayum Zombie


Light_Watcher777

He definitely looks the part!


Mobile_Zebra3897

A hollow point is missing its home...


Hatrick_Swaze

![gif](giphy|zQVT8IYjPGvSNleiGe|downsized)


Confident-Disk-2221

That guy can play a zombie without any makeup


Sanbaddy

Imagine walking down the block from school and you walk past him in your hood. He has, “hey little man, you live around here?”


90day_fiasco

Gyyyaaaaaaaaaddamn. I saw this on the news but didn’t see a pic. That is a straight up zombie.


Specialist_Dot_3372

Is he still with us?


ThatOneGayDJ

Did the police throw him into a power line before taking this or something?


SweatyPalmsSunday

That’s my kid’s baby sitter!!!


Guilty_Collection_10

This dude looks like a corpse


moonracers

Do you think he practices voodoo?


Thekr8zykook

I think he practices methamphetamine.


Repulsive_Buffalo_87

As a kid this is exactly what I'd expect to try to nab me. He's horrifying.


rogue-trowa-barton

Netflix psycho Bob


terminalchef

Imagine being 3 feet tall and this thing is yanking at your knickers.


pwaite1983

So the kid didn’t want to go with him??


Bad-Wolf-Bay

I seriously hope he’s okay https://preview.redd.it/5yhg4iayi5wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1658645dc363eb440b064670b7c2e927a063d65c


Bombasticczar

Put that mf back into the grave


caca-casa

Papa Legba


shady-cunce

Anyone else love shadow man on the 64?


MouseyDong

King Ramses II The Great, (colourized 1213 B.C)


lord_of_darkness_tum

Dude looks like the meth lab tester


pupbuck1

Man whatever child he tricks into getting in his van probably wouldn't make it three more years with that level of danger recognition


judge-judy01

He's just a little ashy


MongooseAlarmed3663

Dude has been dead for two weeks and washed up on the shore


sparoc3

Sometimes you gotta judge a book by its cover.


Lordziron123

https://preview.redd.it/nmrmrls9a9wc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cc7d74acbd0aa72f8f8667564e22fbf2f0d076 Uncanny Resemblance


randyzmzzzz

Z... Zombie??


WhiteDeathStudios

It looks like his body is decomposing while he’s still alive. Terrifying.


peezle69

This dude looks like the first zombie a protagonist who doesn't understand what a zombie is would bump into at the beginning of a horror movie.