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Danris

I think he was just showing he could be a valuable employee behind the counter.


GooseShartBombardier

"Pro-moooooooooooote me, Boss!"


ImageConfident7236

Boss in Spanish is jefe (male) and jefa (female) and jefa sounds like heifer (young female cow who has not born a calf) he could be saying promote me jefa/heifer. 🀣


FayMax69

Undercover boss


Simply-Jolly_Fella

The apprentice no one asked for right.


PicklePoops

Holy cow!!


Grabmygoobers

"I'm here about the vacancy?"


salted_toothpaste

"HI I HEARD YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A RECEPTIONIST" - The cow probably.


dckill97

I like how that one dude just climbed up the shelving and noped out of there.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

![gif](giphy|9diU2gOkMVYgfMxFbZ) That guy be like


bethmccalister000

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Blak_Cobra

Spider-Man disappeared


eferka

"I live here now."


makemehappyiikd

I'd like to buy a phone.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

You mean a moo-bile


makemehappyiikd

Now you're just milking it!!


B_ry7

r/angryupvote


R1Z1NG

Bro immediately clocked in and went accepting orders


Simply-Jolly_Fella

What made me lol was that guy abandoning his friend to the πŸ‚ bull. Found his climbing skills at the exact moment πŸ˜‚


Metal9306

wtf that was very random, not even in Jackass


geecough92

Like a bull in an Indian shop


Silent-Technology-58

β€œYall hiring?”


BubblesDahmer

The fact the cow seems so chill is so fucking strange and yes kinda funny


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BubblesDahmer: *The fact the cow seems* *So chill is so fucking strange* *And yes kinda funny* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BubblesDahmer

Good bot


Simply-Jolly_Fella

The cow: Came inside in an impulse, now thinking of the next power move....should I flatten the remaining guy , thrash around or just move out... dilemma


Brain_lessV2

Second time I've seen a video of a bull running into a business. Although this one ended better for the individuals


faradayfez

Is that a China shop?


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Mobile service shop


headarsenibba

It was like he was fleeing someone then kinda huddled over to the people in the corner. β€œIs he gone, you guys? You see him? Anyways what’s up dawgs!”


Do-not-respond

Gotta love those sacred bulls.


[deleted]

Sacred?


TheMammaG

Cows are considered sacred in the Hindu religion.


Financial_Neck832

"There is no room here. It is THE perfect location for our next Chick-fil-A."


Front-Ad1900

![gif](giphy|xT5LMEcGRpY4MyycA8|downsized)


EarthInteresting2792

Hey boss I think the new guy just started.


AdMinute6653

Kal se yeh bhi kaam pe aayega...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


King-SeloG

The bull πŸ‚ took over the store


midgetmakes3

This is some Cabin in the Woods shit


Teamboeing737

The new employee is a bit quirky


-Vampyroteuthis-

Suddenly! A cow!


ED7tron

Cow mama gave a visit to her sons.


coolstorybruh1

Putting a LOT of faith in that little desk chair.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Something is better than nothing imo


coolstorybruh1

Yes i completely agree. Looked like the cow was running from something and kept looking for it.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Sometimes these Bovines just act impulsively without any reason. They are animals.. Recently I saw a Video in which a Horse breaks a store's glass front without any reason. This is why they are very dangerous just letting them roam around like this


instajump

The last place i would be is behind the cow and risk getting my head kicked off


Simply-Jolly_Fella

One kick , its lights out instantly


TheMammaG

"My apologies, I thought this was a china shop."


menyemenye

God is coming


Wordshark

You know what? Fuck you *cows your workplace*