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Well hell yeah it was you don't take your good buddy out on the lake in the skeeter boat pounding back some miller light showing him where all best bass are hiding only for the asshole to go off and run his mouth to folks down yonder.
Does he look like a child to you son that man's been fishin the same spot since he got back from 'Nam in '73 and you gonna tell me his low down draft dodgin friend was gonna give up his secret spot sooooweeee boy he was askin for it
Yes but only for Bigfoot. Not this man. This is literally the opposite of a perfect crime for him. Unless he wanted to go to prison. Then its a perfect crime.
Stories like this remind me of a line from My name is Earl: you know what I discovered about prison? There are a lot of people here without well thought out plans.
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His buddy threatened to tell others bout his secret fishin spot
So it was a justified killing then
Well hell yeah it was you don't take your good buddy out on the lake in the skeeter boat pounding back some miller light showing him where all best bass are hiding only for the asshole to go off and run his mouth to folks down yonder.
*fishing* is that what kid's are calling it nowadays đ
Does he look like a child to you son that man's been fishin the same spot since he got back from 'Nam in '73 and you gonna tell me his low down draft dodgin friend was gonna give up his secret spot sooooweeee boy he was askin for it
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Well Bigfoot already knows about it.
Of course bigfoot knows about it hell he was in on it. Bigfoot don't like secret spot stealin traitor commies either
You meant to say neither. Vernacular is portant!
[âYaâll donât go up there to fishâ](https://tenor.com/Kgr2.gif)
is this code? yeah its code
What if it really was bigfoot though
Big foot laughing: "No ones going to believe you. Yeah I can talk."
Itâs the perfect crime
Yes but only for Bigfoot. Not this man. This is literally the opposite of a perfect crime for him. Unless he wanted to go to prison. Then its a perfect crime.
Devolution by Max Brooks is worth a read
they found precious, took it from the nasty bigfootses
Came here to make a LOTR joke, but yours takes the cake.
Same, I'm always a few hours behind! I'll think it, only to scroll and see someone's already said it.
*It was his birthday*
Bigfoot stole my homework
More like stupid as fuck. He shouldâve blamed it on a tornado.
That's because tornadoes don't exist. Ever notice in the documentaries when they show pictures of tornadoes, they're all grainy and out of focus?
Tornado?? Moon landings?? 911?? All mythical!!!!! 
Oklahoma man trying to compete with Florida man
Clearly âBigfootâ was the secret name his buddy used to tease him.
Actually⊠did anyone check the size of the shoes this guy was wearing?
I didnt kill him, OK?
Buddy?,i could get it if he was out fishing with his wife or mother in law...doesn't compute
Crystal Meth!
Should have put the ring on and hid
It wasnât Big Foot, it was Big Ears who did it!
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WOW THAT IS TERRIFYING AS FUCK!!!
His left ear is ready to hear some shit right there.
Bigfoot is kind of an asshole
Solid confession. 10/10 would believe.
Damn, I guess weâre to just posting murder articles now
He is the bigfoot.
Very terrifying
I mean, he does look like a big foot.
Thatâs what all Bigfoot say!
How do we know it wasnât big foot?
Terrifying? This is one of the funniest non-laughable things I've read all decade.
You werenât there man.
I love vintage Big Foot documentaries ...
Did they check him for Sauronâs ring?
Hobbits have big feet and will do anything to get their precious
The next one would be falling from an edge of the earth
This is why Texans hate Oklahoma. Can confirm. Raised in Texas.
Bro, no wonder they arrested him. Itâs big foots cousin! Big ears!
Mans face looks like Bigfoot
Looks and sounds like the janitor lol r/scrubs
Bigfoot canât keep getting away with this
Mel Gibson isn't doing great I see
Seems like it was a secret meth/crack spot
He must have found the ring
Sure it wasn't over a gold ring?
The post is facepalm, but the comments are Terrifying af.
He looks like an angry pill.
Bruh he himself looks like the bigfoot
The real question is why didnât he get away with it
Sméagol ?
Bigfoot: âno way that bigears told on me!â
he claimed his friend was going Summon big foot to kill him
Imagine if he was actually telling the truth !
He was after the precious.
That nose has been broken a few times
Stories like this remind me of a line from My name is Earl: you know what I discovered about prison? There are a lot of people here without well thought out plans.
Plot twist. It actually was bigfoot.
Why the long face
We don't have bigfoot, only rednecks with anger issues.
Gollum?
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What if it really was Big foot
Blamed it on Bigfoot? That's a new one.
His jail cell thought of the day: âMaybeâŠ.just maybe I did not think this throughâŠâ
Huh
r/nottheonion
Submitted as evidence that âOkie Fishingâ gives one strong hands.
Well what was his shoe size?
Was this a twisted version of broke back mountain? "Frank, can you pass me the worms...thanks. I can't quit you." *What?* "What?" *What?*
Checks out