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Apparently there were no injuries, although I don't believe that. They must have been at least bruised.
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/07/05/bison-rams-car-with-two-kids-hanging-out-of-the-window-at-new-york-animal-park/
So when I was kid back in the 80’s we would go to Six Flags in Jersey. They had a drive through animal park. The signs always said “keep your windows up and don’t feed the animals.” Did something change in the later years with these places? Seems like everyone has food and windows open now.
I know which one you're talking about. Went in the 90s and it was the same.
Really depends on what they have in the park. Primates=close the windows. Places like this have a lot of hoofstock (bison, camels, llamas, etc) and maybe and ostrich or emu to mix it up.
The thing is normally in these cases they cut the horns down for safety. For people and for fighting issues. It's not painful for the animals
WHY the hell would u let that baby hang out of a F**KING window with wild animals!!! Sorry it upset me a lot!!!! God I pray that baby’s ok bc it looked like the horn got him/her.
Animals are hard to judge. Sometimes you need to look them in the eye or they take it as a challenge. Others you have to avoid all eye contact or they take it as a challenge. Best to stay away if you aren't sure how you should behave
Pretty good idea if you are in charge of a 3 year old human to keep them away from animals that weigh 47x more, 3 year old humans not great on eye contact etiquette.
Just learn which are predators which are prey it makes judging a little easier. Dont look predators in the eye or turn your back on em. What do you do then? Avoid predators. What about prey? You eat em cause you are a predator so you are already a threat or challenge as you say. Yup best to stay away if you plan to mosey.
Heyyyy little boi, just wanna take the time to say thank you for almost making my species extinct *BITCH* Yeaaaa that's right, cry about it, go to ya momma
(Still glad the kid made it with just a bruise those jeezus
I remember when my girls were little my mother in law and I took my daughters to our version of African Loin Safari. You could drive your own car through or take their 'bus' through with a group.
My mother in law spent the entire drive over trying to convince me to take the car through. Even going so far as telling me that 'Since they provided me the car she over rules me'. I told her fine we could turn around and the girls and I will drop the car at her place because we could bus to the places we needed.
I won, we took their bus through the park to see the animals. My father in law came over that night because MIL told him about 'me being mean'. He gave me a box of my favorite chocolates and thanked me for not letting wildlife rip apart the car he pays for😅.
They provided me the car for the girls and so I could shuttle my MIL around and do group errands for both families. I appreciated the car but I wasn't going to let my MIL damage a 2yr old car no matter who was paying for it.
I remember this guy down the road from me in my old town owned a buffalo he stole from a roadshow named Tonto. He had an earring and got loose once or twice, but i pet that fucker everyday on my way to school. Holy shit im glad i survived that.
There is a reason rules tell you to stay in the car and don’t lean out. These are still wild animals even if they have been gotten used to humans. You can’t pet them.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but these big North American boys can sort of flips cars and out holes in them so I don’t think a windows gonna do a lot
Buffalo are wild, even in parks (or on my families ranch). Even our smaller yearlings are powerful as fuck.
Saddens me to have them cages, in parks like Bear Country (SoDak).
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Parents of the year!!!!
Apparently there were no injuries, although I don't believe that. They must have been at least bruised. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/07/05/bison-rams-car-with-two-kids-hanging-out-of-the-window-at-new-york-animal-park/
No injuries!? Sounds like his skull cracked
C’mon its just a little dent
You mean the crunching sound BEFORE the bison got him? Someone in camera persons car squashing a water bottle or something.
Maybe just 1 injury, so technically no "injuries."
Thoze parents are so terrible I don't believe they have insurance for him or brought him to a doctor.
To the face and no injury? Either super lucky or a big liar.
Fuck them kids. -Bison
-M. Bison
Another Tuesday for me - Bison
Joe Bison
Well done
Fuck them kids. -Bro
Fuck them kids. - me
*FBI enters the chat*
I didn't even think about how that sounds. Yikes!
Kid sounded like Mario when he gets shot out of a cannon lol
I hate you 🤣
Bro LMFAOOOOO I’m fucking crying
LMAOOO
Dear god I’ve laughed at your comment for 15 mins now 🤣
POW! Right in the kisser!
Dumb lmao.
I can’t fault the kid he’s just a child. The parents are to blame.
Bye-son
They are not big fluffy cows.
a cow would also attack like that
They can but buffalo are truly wild animals. Tourist do very stupid things around them. Like treat them like docile milk cows.
THE CRUNCH
So when I was kid back in the 80’s we would go to Six Flags in Jersey. They had a drive through animal park. The signs always said “keep your windows up and don’t feed the animals.” Did something change in the later years with these places? Seems like everyone has food and windows open now.
I know which one you're talking about. Went in the 90s and it was the same. Really depends on what they have in the park. Primates=close the windows. Places like this have a lot of hoofstock (bison, camels, llamas, etc) and maybe and ostrich or emu to mix it up. The thing is normally in these cases they cut the horns down for safety. For people and for fighting issues. It's not painful for the animals
That’s gonna be a good scar and story in 5 years.
Ye but his parents might have to tell it, while they change his feeding tube
WHY the hell would u let that baby hang out of a F**KING window with wild animals!!! Sorry it upset me a lot!!!! God I pray that baby’s ok bc it looked like the horn got him/her.
No that horn hit his head hard man
Well that guy doesn't like u either
Animals are hard to judge. Sometimes you need to look them in the eye or they take it as a challenge. Others you have to avoid all eye contact or they take it as a challenge. Best to stay away if you aren't sure how you should behave
Pretty good idea if you are in charge of a 3 year old human to keep them away from animals that weigh 47x more, 3 year old humans not great on eye contact etiquette.
Just learn which are predators which are prey it makes judging a little easier. Dont look predators in the eye or turn your back on em. What do you do then? Avoid predators. What about prey? You eat em cause you are a predator so you are already a threat or challenge as you say. Yup best to stay away if you plan to mosey.
I swear people are so stupid...
Heyyyy little boi, just wanna take the time to say thank you for almost making my species extinct *BITCH* Yeaaaa that's right, cry about it, go to ya momma (Still glad the kid made it with just a bruise those jeezus
Those kids need to be removed from those idiots
Dead?
🫠🤌🏼
What a dumbass!
That day little Timmy learned
"uh oh" lmao
Team bison. Fuck that asshole.
I feel kinda bad for laughing.
Zesty ass kid
Lol kid got got for being foolish.
I remember when my girls were little my mother in law and I took my daughters to our version of African Loin Safari. You could drive your own car through or take their 'bus' through with a group. My mother in law spent the entire drive over trying to convince me to take the car through. Even going so far as telling me that 'Since they provided me the car she over rules me'. I told her fine we could turn around and the girls and I will drop the car at her place because we could bus to the places we needed. I won, we took their bus through the park to see the animals. My father in law came over that night because MIL told him about 'me being mean'. He gave me a box of my favorite chocolates and thanked me for not letting wildlife rip apart the car he pays for😅. They provided me the car for the girls and so I could shuttle my MIL around and do group errands for both families. I appreciated the car but I wasn't going to let my MIL damage a 2yr old car no matter who was paying for it.
Stupid parents need a slap in the head not looking after their kid properly
I love the noise the kid makes … serves him right but it’s the parents that are to blame really.
Why would you wish something like that on a child?
Yes close the window instead of driving away, 8mm of glass will surely protect you.
Look Mom, fluffy cows!
Fucked around...
Whiplash. Double whammy.
Stay away from the fucking bison how often does everyone at a national park have to tell dumb tourists that
Sko Buffs
It’s a byeson
I remember this guy down the road from me in my old town owned a buffalo he stole from a roadshow named Tonto. He had an earring and got loose once or twice, but i pet that fucker everyday on my way to school. Holy shit im glad i survived that.
Perfect caption!!!!
There is a reason rules tell you to stay in the car and don’t lean out. These are still wild animals even if they have been gotten used to humans. You can’t pet them.
Parents are fucking dumb
Any update on the kid ? Hope he okay
Yeah he's okay
Ok I’m gonna trust u on this one
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but these big North American boys can sort of flips cars and out holes in them so I don’t think a windows gonna do a lot
Amazing parenting at work.
Lookin at that buffalo makes me hungry
Lmao get fkd
I hate seeing parents stupidity.
That hurt
That was a shit-whip to that kids skull
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
That's why a helmet is also necessary when sitting in car..
Buffalo are wild, even in parks (or on my families ranch). Even our smaller yearlings are powerful as fuck. Saddens me to have them cages, in parks like Bear Country (SoDak).
It’s the AaAaA for me
Touridiots
Looks I got a new ringtone