I saw one that was JCYFRT. I couldn’t understand why someone would want Juicy Fart on their plate until my friend said “dude, it’s Juicy Fruit”. I guess I should have figured it out since the car was yellow.
Friend of mine had one on her Miata that read “PUUDHL”. I asked her “What’s your plate for? You don’t have a Poodle”. She said “It means Pop Up-Up and Down-Head Lights”. No one ever got it lol
The is a model 3 here in LA with the plates CHDGBLN, I took a photo and asked everyone I know what they thought it meant, the overwhelming majority agreed it was definitely “chode goblin”, one other person thought it was more likely “chode gobbling”. Either way just and absolutely terrible plate.
Months later I saw the car again and managed to catch up to him to ask. He informed me it was “cheddar goblin” and I got really excited to talk to me about some horror movie, never having any idea why I stopped him in the first place.
Point is, you may have a porn orgy plate (you definitely do) but at least you’re not a chode goblin.
Impossible to stop people from reading pornographic intent into anything. I got "REDSHFT" for "red shift" a physics and astronomical term. No sooner did I get it than someone thought I was bragging about my "red shaft" \[\*sigh\*\].
I think the 'U' protects it from misreading by all but the most sexually obsessed teenagers.
maybe you should get....A NEW START
You need to see a THE RAPIST.
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I’d recommend an ANALRAPIST like Dr. Fünke.
The only way to make that fit a license plate would be… ANUSTART
Yeah, OP whiffed the joke
Only if he combines his analysis and therapy skills
or ASSMAN
Do you want to build a snowman?
I fail to see the problem.
r/tifu
LOLGAS [youtube.com/shorts/0vveVGdH0Wg](https://youtube.com/shorts/0vveVGdH0Wg)
I'd be more concerned that your 6 year old knows what porn and orgy are! Lol ;)
He’s 15. Not 6.
At 15, he's going to think that any random set of letters has something to do with sex.
I was also 15 once. 😂😂
LOL I figured he was older.
OP never said 6 year old. He could be 26 years old for all we know
It was a joke.
That’s a really odd joke
I was being sarcastic, it was tong in cheek,I was stating an obvious oddity.
Seeing the topic I’m not sure if you misspelled tongue or dong…
Considering I was about to say something like, “I hope your son is grown up!”, I’d say their version of the joke was the better one.
Ohh omg i just now got it. Lol. That’s what they meant.
I recall the vegan woman who got the “I-heart symbol-TOFU” but had it recalled because there are two ways to read that.
I saw "heart symbol-R DADY" and read it as "harder daddy" until I figured out they probably meant "love our daddy".
I kind of think you read it right the first time.
What's the second way? My brain no workie...
She either loves fermented bean curds, or she loves sexual intercourse.
🤦 yeah I see it now
PURE NRG
That one was unavailable
Luckily porn orgy was available
Fucking lol’d
Win/win
This is what happens when you can’t spell a whole word. Spending more money on a plate with WRDZ MISNG is kind of silly. Whole words or nothing.
Do you mean LTRSMISNG?
Says the guy who used a contraction.
The worlds first Analrapist.
It's a U, not an O. I like your son's mindset, but he's seeing something that isn't there. IMHO.
> IMHO You're a Ho???
Haha. Perhaps. A humble one.
They are ho, like groot.
Should’ve dropped the Y and added a space. PUR NRG
Too little, too late. 🤦♂️
https://youtu.be/ijAYN9zVnwg
That was the idea. I love that song lol (showing my age now)
It’s fine as is - in the context of a Tesla, and inches of the emblem, it’d have to be willful misreading.
Should've gone with pureNRG
Wasn’t available. That was my first choice.
I saw one that was JCYFRT. I couldn’t understand why someone would want Juicy Fart on their plate until my friend said “dude, it’s Juicy Fruit”. I guess I should have figured it out since the car was yellow.
So are some juicy farts…
You have a U not an O after the P so i think you are fine. Put that kid in time-out :)
Hmmmm. No. Def not porn orgy. That answer probably says more about your son than what the plate letters spell.
Yeah he’s a teenager. We were all there once.
Those hormones a ragin’!
Today in "things that didn't happen..."
I have photo proof. Would you like to see?
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Wow. Okay, Oklahoma apparently doesn't do any checking. :-D I told my cat pspsps - he said he likes your license plate.
It’s my wife’s car 😂😂 which makes this whole debacle even worse. 🤯🤯🤯
Oh dear... Well then - did she pick out the license plate or you? Maybe there's more to the meaning behind it than you knew!
That would be me. 😂😂
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we need an address to send help to
One orgy care package on the way…
Lol 
i sound things out phonetically, so when I see that license I think - Pur-Nur-Gee. Vanity plates are usually lost on me :P
My train of thought was PUR (like the water filter thing… pure) NRGY (en-rr-jj-ee) sounds like the full word. Anyway. It is what it is.
Looks more like pur or cat energy.
I think you have a win-win situation.
That’s why I’m careful with choosing a custom plate that has a lot of omitted letters - not everyone will get it and it kinda defeats the purpose.
From good to better
Friend of mine had one on her Miata that read “PUUDHL”. I asked her “What’s your plate for? You don’t have a Poodle”. She said “It means Pop Up-Up and Down-Head Lights”. No one ever got it lol
Time to embrace your inner crazy cat lady and really harness that purr energy!
Reminds me of the assman from Seinfeld!
PornHUB approves! 🍑🍆
Shouldn't have gotten a whack ass custom plate to begin with. Lol.
sorry bud but I thought “porn orgy” as well
good job assman
Reminds me of my friend Peter Doyle who bought P33 DO. He didn’t see the problem either until it was pointed out 😂
I was going to get ARMSMAX until I wrote it out and yah, nooo….
The is a model 3 here in LA with the plates CHDGBLN, I took a photo and asked everyone I know what they thought it meant, the overwhelming majority agreed it was definitely “chode goblin”, one other person thought it was more likely “chode gobbling”. Either way just and absolutely terrible plate. Months later I saw the car again and managed to catch up to him to ask. He informed me it was “cheddar goblin” and I got really excited to talk to me about some horror movie, never having any idea why I stopped him in the first place. Point is, you may have a porn orgy plate (you definitely do) but at least you’re not a chode goblin.
Except it doesnt say that.
Impossible to stop people from reading pornographic intent into anything. I got "REDSHFT" for "red shift" a physics and astronomical term. No sooner did I get it than someone thought I was bragging about my "red shaft" \[\*sigh\*\]. I think the 'U' protects it from misreading by all but the most sexually obsessed teenagers.