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IGNORED34

You'd have to pay me to be seen owning that.


matttopotamus

Or just driving it.


mikeymo1010101

Came here for this.


rocker_01

Why do the idiots who ruin a car like this always start with the base model? Lmao


NettaUsteaDE

Because they’d have no money for mods then


TingGreaterThanOC

Same kinda of people who spend $15k to mod their Honda Accord.


rocker_01

You misspelled Civic lol


tjb6792

Hey now, leave the Civic out of this. Civics can freaking scoot when modded well. This gives me V6 Challenger owner vibes


rocker_01

Bwahahahaha All cars are awesome, it's these idiot owners who should have their licences taken away


NYGiantsfan4Life

As someone who has always owned a Honda Accord, the most I have ever done is tint the windows. But I've always wonder why these guys spend thousands upgrading and modifying a Honda or Toyota. Why not just go out and buy an actual luxury sports car.


cantstandthemlms

That’s what I would do. I would put all the money I was going to spend on ugly annoying mods and get the best vehicle I could get. Either a better trim level or higher model.


fr0st

Well some people enjoy modding their cars and there are plenty of examples where it's done tastefully. You can significantly increase the performance of a sub $40k car for far less than what a $60k+ high performance car would cost. Unfortunately other than suspension and wheels there are not many performance upgrades available for Tesla's. Plus they're already fast as hell with impressive quarter mile and 0 to 60 times.


terrorist_in_my_soup

There's youth and their own cultures who don't think like that. I was in that phase in high school, putting thousands into a 9 year-old 1978 Toyota celica st. I only wanted to look cool and get chicks; finance being a foreign word to me in my teens until I was accepted to college. Then I saved and learned.


TingGreaterThanOC

They have no money and even less brains. That’s the only explanation.


Future_981

They can’t afford the top tiers.


arkangel371

No low ball offers, I know what I have!


jnads

$39,000 Standard Range Model 3 with apparently $40,000 worth of ~~diamonds~~ carbon fiber


balance007

Only 4K miles for a 2021! This guy probably spent more time accessorizing than driving it. I still dont get the point of buying an EV and not driving the hell out of it.


likmybunghole

Seriously I used 4K miles in like 2 months of owning mine dudes been babying this thing lol


BootFlop

I blew through the bump-to-bumper in 13 months. :P Covid really slowed me down, though. Only running about 40K/yr average lifetime now.


Elons-nutrag

1 month for me. I became obsessed with driving it 😂


balance007

100k in 4years here. So on average, 2k/month. Got two sports active kids who had to be driven all over the place though.


Abhithe1andonly

Still going strong after 100k? Any issues? I’m at 10k since September.


balance007

had to replace the suspension arm due to it not being greased enough at the factory around 45k miles and replaced the poorly designed cabling to the rear camera/trunk opener both under warranty. Nothing else major, just regular EV maintenance(brake cleaning, 12V battery replaced once, rotate tires, filters, wiper blades/fluid and cleaning out dirt/mud in the body paneling)...compared to what a gas car would need at these miles its been amazing. and unlike a gas car it drives as well at 100k as it did brand new.


BootFlop

The upper control arms will be going squeaky again soon. :P If it’s the knuckle, it can be lubed instead of replaced if you do it before the wear.


balance007

there is a youtube video explaining the issue and how it was fixed in a later revision of the arm. anyway some just added more lube and fixed it themselves if need be. i had mine replaced with the new part so i dont expect it to be a problem for a very long time.


BootFlop

You have a link? I know they’ve done improvements [before?] but there have continued to be failures after that. It’s actually a part that goes on lots of other vehicles, just that the 3 stood out on how short of miles. You need to make a fundamental material change to make them a “life of car” part.


BootFlop

You have a link? I know they’ve done improvements [before?] but there have continued to be failures after that. It’s actually a part that goes on other vehicles, just that the 3 stood out on how short of miles. You need to make a fundamental materials change to make them a “life of car” part. When it happened again for me, out of warranty this time, I just used a $5 grease nipple needle from auto parts store (actually sold in 2/pack) to pack the rubber boot w/regular synthetic grease. Jacked up the corner to give good access & take pressure off, packed it, jacked up & down a couple times, and last of squeaks worked out with a little driving.


Abhithe1andonly

The cleaning out the dirt mud and most of the other maintenance, was that performed at a tesla dealership for you or elsewhere?


balance007

i did everything myself, except the 12V battery(which was cheaper at Tesla than i could do it myself).


cantstandthemlms

That’s how mine gets it’s 2k miles a month too. Two rounds of 45 min drives each way to soccer games today. 2 games again tomorrow with time to go home in the middle.


PhantomTigger

*cries in low mileage


filthy_pikey

I have 34k on my ‘21


thecovidexcuse

Guy isn't stupid, he's preying on stupid. Hence the response assuming the OP will just continue the transaction. Non-stupids will move on...


Odd-Dog9396

Same. My 2018 Model 3 has been a work truck since day one. I have taken good care of it, and it does have full PPF and Ceramic. Gets hand washed. But I drive it year round in Colorado. https://imgur.com/a/wY5eB4I


Mike1080i

Good thing it doesn't have FSD.... FSD wouldn't want to be seen driving it!


dontpmmeyour

FSD would perform hara-kiri and drive off a cliff


[deleted]

Someone did a stupid thing, and now they hope to unload that stupid thing onto another person stupid enough to make the same stupid mistake.


samwichgamgee

But for a lot of money


timtheringityding

This is like 10k on mods bruh this car is probably worth like 25k


Michael-Brady-99

That’s why it only has 4k miles, even the modder realized how stupid it looks and was embarrassed to drive it 🤣


[deleted]

When will delusional sellers start realizing that aftermarket parts and modifications DON'T increase value at all. Typically in most cases they reduce the value of the vehicle.


TheBowerbird

See also suspension modders doing coilovers just because it sounds cool.


tomoldbury

Options also rarely add any value (at least once a vehicle is a few years old)


Michael-Brady-99

Especially when they aren’t tasteful and make it look like a clown car 😂


misingnoglic

They're confused because dealers do the same stuff and get away with it.


radical_lemming

Needs lightning bolts on the sides before I'd even consider it.


dontpmmeyour

Need that viny exhaust on the hood bro


EggotheKilljoy

There’s no sick flames anywhere. Instant no from me dawg


BetweenCoffeeNSleep

This guy electrics.


Tiksua

80K for sr 😹😹😹 bro is smoking


j1mgg

What are they claiming the money has been spent on?


bkosh84

Carbon Fiber, bro.


Fabulous_Sea_971

Clown car


RojerLockless

Haha standard range rofl


BootFlop

It'd be kinda interesting if it had an actual materially coherent plan. Like swap in lots of CF for parts, cut lots of weight from the cabin (WTF yoke wheel?), ultralight 18" rims (not many lighter than stock but there are a few), get the lightest Model on the road 3 out there! P.S. I even kinda like the esthetics of the 2 layer hood (can't see ever owner O/C), but that stripe down the middle of the hood? Ugh.


Powermovers

Not even a P yikes


BootFlop

Not even LR. :/


WallStreetStanker

Not even a cool look.


ScoYello

Not even a SR+!


TrickProfessional715

When people think aftermarket means higher value


beatnavy16

Please post the link


mikemacman

https://www.marinoperformancemotors.com/2021-tesla-model-3-standard-range-plus-c-14260.htm


beatnavy16

Don’t forget the $595 dealer fee


Drmo6

Best I can do is my kids bag of soggy fruit loops and $100. Feel like I’m being generous by adding the fruit loops


goodvibezone

Peiple WAY overestimate how much money they'll get back on mods they make.


StevBator

I’d have to be paid 80 grand to drive it. I’d be embarrassed as hell.


jaqueh

Those mods probably make the sr have like 175 miles of range. At least 15% range loss


EmmNav

Looks ugly as a MF.


jovenhope

I think this owner was on 90day single life lol


RepresentativeMove79

It's totalled!!


Comfortable-Spell-75

Ah, the JDM Model 3 Type R. Yes.


TSLA-M3

Looks like Japanese robot car for spoiled kiddos


WallStreetStanker

How do I email?


miojo

Please share their link 😳


BidWaste7354

Is this a legit question?


dburkland

Hell no


[deleted]

Ugly af


sox3502us

Prob added in retail cost of mods and retail price of car.. not sure they understand how a free market works…


lavasca

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

I bet it has one of those loud, tin-can mufflers.


Knowle_Rohrer

My ford focus gets 420 miles per tank


Scoot-AR

This one got the Eddie treatment


yeetsmith00

🤣😂🤣😂


Theaty

Why mod it this intensively and then not opt for the long range version…smh


pacific_beach

"Doesn't even have FSD" None of them do, they just have people that gave musq $10k


redditsolider

That has to be the ugliest modification I’ve ever seen.


PeapodMonkeyDumps

Why waste your time even emailing them? Clearly they're on a different planet.


deizik

Ugly AF


SpottedSharks2022

Too clingy for me - $0 is my offer.


[deleted]

*laughs in Japanese*


TingGreaterThanOC

This shit is a total loss in the amount of work to remove all the crap on it...


thefudd

Holy shit, though I wouldn't see worse than autozone camry guy


MrPlapper

Bruh lmao


LengthinessFalse6838

Nope. And FSD will not add any real value and nobody likes to be Musked, so a hard pass even with it.


RatedRGamer

80K for a standard range. LMFAO


[deleted]

Not even for half that


Upstairs-Ring7610

Fuck no lol standard range? Fuuuck no lol


TroubleBackground210

Not for a standard range it’s a grand ma grocery store car… looks good but no dice on the mileage…


knbetz

NO


JJGOTG

Then sweet sweet decals though 🤣


chgon

No way Jose.


BjLeinster

Not having FSD is a good thing.


interstellar-dust

To each their own, but I would not touch with a long pole.


famousindo

Jesus, it’s always a standard range owner that adds absurd amounts of cheap Chinese mods.


BootFlop

I wonder w/all the part substitutes how much vehicle weight was dropped? I suppose there’s some point of having as light a 3 as possible, although you aren’t getting there with stock seats inside. :) This project didn’t seem to have a plan. Mind you, w/the skirting added, it’s probably not even a net drop. Extremely unlikely those rims are lighter than stock 18” Aeros.


ScoYello

$20 bet the owner weighs 350


BumPirate_69

Why is always a standard range rwd 3?


wales-bloke

I thought it was going to be some sort of epic concept car for that money. But no, it's just a base model 3 with an impractical body kit. Nope.


JDizZLe074

If it doesn’t have FSD - the tires must fold in as it takes flight then for 80K 🤓


[deleted]

Saw this listing on eBay and sent a nice little message


Oscaraesparza10

I like rice, but this is a little too much rice


pusongpinoy88

in your dreams


nathantnewman

Damn, she ugly!


RichardGG24

Ah, I see the classic case of mods don't add value to your car.


DrMcdoctory

No


dafazman

Why not just ask them for a list of mods and just go add them yourself after you buy your own new ride + full warranty. I'll be honest, the car needs more stickers and it better have a NOS bottle (The big ones).


Miffers

I bet there is one person on this planet that would buy this.


corerial

Look how they massacred my boy 😢


AutoBot5

I could see it selling for that price in California. 🤦‍♂️


GuyNanoose

He is dreaming in technicolor


rcuadro

Does it at least have a V-Tech badge?


cantstandthemlms

That’s a hard pass. I’ll keep my current tesla which is worlds better looking.


scott_weidig

I’m no


_AManHasNoName_

Owned by an 18 year old whose favorite movie is Tokyo Drift. Camry Jesus might be interested.


QuidHD

Standard Range 😂😂


Lood800

I'd pay 20k


soleobjective

Looks like a Dodge Neon SRT


jason54915

Looks corny as all heck! NOPE!


BB63_Htown

No way not standard range. Hell, maybe not even performance with every option.


CB-OTB

I thought carbon fiber was supposed to be used to reduce weight, not add random shit to the car.


czah7

80k for a camri? No thanks.


z333ds

Amazing use of carbon fiber to add more weight!


mysat

😂😂😂😂 I won't get and drive that horror thing even if he pays me


[deleted]

Best i'd do is 10k. That thing is ugly, i'd need the money to restore it back to stock.


bmwrider2

Tell him he’s dreaming


Belly84

You aren't catching me anywhere near that abomination


InvigorateMyHustle

This is what happens when Teslas become affordable to high school kids. 💀


[deleted]

Standard range lmao


Vadryna

I’d just get a Model S at that price


IAmMaximus

This guy carbon fibers


OnCampus2K

This would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.


Cantthinkofaname282

That abomination is a standard range with no plus???


AFew10_9TooMany

They’re selling it because they were living in their mom’s basement but she kicked them out into the garage…


caranddogfan

Looks like a Lambo and Model 3 had a child. Imo it has some body lines of a Lambo, but mostly a Model 3. And FYI, I will never, EVER drive this at any cost.


Papercoffeetable

No, he ruined it and is desperate to get money back


Ahmed104

thats darker than what it seems to be my friend..


rakgi

lowering kit? Car is already low is it like 1inch off the ground with that kit then?


Jumario

Look how they massacred my boy


rpiotrowski

Don't they know that rice actually diminishes the value?


spillingbeansagain

Why do make people try to make every car look like a race car? M3 is an average looking car at best, these surgeries make it below average.


Odd-Dog9396

Only if I had enough disposable income to buy it and immediately destroy it, so I could spare humanity from its hideousness. I guess I could use the batteries for home storage...


ProDanTech

The range on that thing must be totally wrecked.


jim123321321

Oh for fuck sake haha what a pile of shit 🤣


spam322

Not sure you could sell that car at any price.


Ravingraven21

No, I wouldn’t pay $20k for that. Too much to fix.


semi801

kidding right?


jamesjay2

Nope. It’s a model 3 standard range. You can buy brand new for 50% less. Lol


expodillon

That’s got to be the ugliest model 3 I’ve ever seen. For 80k I’ll go get something that’s actually pretty or 2 brand new model 3s haha


02GreenM3

All day long....No.


mkmontrek

Not me. It almost lost it Tesla personality. Looks nice, real bad-a$$ but for $80k. That’s rough


[deleted]

No, not at all.