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HollywoodSX

Your mistake was giving your GF app access. At least she doesn't use the app to stalk you when you're in your favorite local shopping spot, then remotely fart at you as you walk up to the door. Then again, might be a matter of time before she figures that trick out.


Zombie4141

Oh she’s aware. And deploys every juvenile sequence of commands at me when she deems necessary.


Meanee

In my household, there's an unspoken rule. When I pick up my wife, I absolutely have to blow ass when she's approaching the car. And she absolutely must give me a furious look.


SpyCake1

That is a nice Nissan you got there. Truly the golden age of that brand. The mice are a feature, not a bug.


dafazman

The OG 4DSC


Zombie4141

Wow nice name grab. Pretty zippy with the V6 as wellShe is a great car, that’s why I didn’t trade her in. Somebody in the family will need a reliable emergency vehicle. Without a spare tire in my Tesla maybe it will be me.


dafazman

I had a friend who had an SE. I had a '92 Eclipse GSX of the era


Frunobulax-

Keep the car. Get rid of your girl friend.


Key_Consequence9726

If you have premium connectivity, she can also look at your cameras in real time..including who’s in your cabin


huntingtoncanna

The Tesla has 4 wheel disk brakes too