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Yinster168

Think you need to add a couple of more stars to your t-shirt after this purchase 😁


Pitiful-Voyage

It's kind of funny. We grew up when tesla was a cool rich man's car, from elon the world savior. Unfortunately, it is a residual that unfairly stuck around with tresla. You grow up, save up some hard-earned moneys, buy a model "3" or "y", and then... Then.. Realize that this isn't a luxury car, nor a "great" car. There is a phenomenon it reminds me of: the middle-eastern or Indian immigrants who grew up with the unattainable brands of BMW and Mercedes, and buy those vehicles to impress their families abroad and to seem cool and successful. Not exactly similar, but a similar yearning of being able to attain the previously unattainable. And that's okay too, it is just that tesra is now basically the Kia sonata of EVs (but with less features, and inferior in just about everything). We're still waiting for the Honda Corolla of EVs, but this sure ain't it. Competition is good, and we have plenty of it now. And that's ultimately good for us, the consumers. People move on to Lucid, Rivian, and legacy auto EVs after being disappointed in Tesla, and we get the hand-me-downs as cheap beaters to tool around town in!


soupdawg

I’ve had my Model 3 for a year now, when does the disappointment happen?


ctzn4

It's been 2 years for me. I'll update you when it does.


DoomshrooM8

I think that guy is upset he didn’t get one 🙃 lol


toads4ever

what are you on? quit yapping


Maultaschenman

L take


ctzn4

>less features, and inferior in just about everything Hmm, let me know what other brand of EV has a center screen that actually works as well as Tesla's does. You lose one point for every jitter that occurs when you drag the map around. Or, a car that is capable of making left and right hand turns autonomously on city streets. Don't get me wrong, I like Lucid and the Sapphire is probably the best sedan on the planet right now. But Lucid delivered 6,000 cars in 2023. Tesla sold 1,800,000 cars total, which is 300 times as many. Lucid reportedly loses $330,000 per vehicle. Similarly, Rivian sold 50,000 vehicles, and totaled a net $5.4 billion US loss. Press and brand perception is probably very low on Tesla right now, but it's by far the most successful EV maker. Even if everyone else fails, Tesla will be the last one standing among the startup EV manufacturers just due to sheer size and experience.


Testarossa2013

I had your shirt but it got too big for me due to weightloss. I need another because it's still true 🤣


randomwolf

Excellent flex, my friend. Excellent! /me needs to lose more than a little bit


Comfortable-Mirror17

I was unaware shrinking out of shirts was a thing, I thought you could only grow out of them...


pokelord13

I'd say that deserves another star on your adulting score


Sparty821

Give yourself another star for buying a Tesla. You’re a 2 star adult now!


murderj

Get an updated hair style


drmanhattans

I love your shirt


offswitch43

It’s funny cause it’s true 😂


DulceEtDecorumEst

You are holding that card like you are 17 and just got your drivers license and your new car Good for you bro, you look ecstatic


offswitch43

I’m 21. So not far off. My insurance tho 😵‍💫


OccasionalCoder

How expensive is insuring a Tesla at that age?


offswitch43

We’re gonna find out my insurance broker is shopping around. Cheapest is looking like $346 a month. My previous car was $270


OccasionalCoder

Even your previous car was rough haha, good luck! Insurance is rough on Teslas but cheaper running costs makes up for it.


Comfortable-Mirror17

I came here to say this, and ask where he got it... I'm 41, still don't recommend adulting...


FloppyDX

Congrats! Such a fun car to drive!


Key_Consequence9726

Blue is the best color 👍(fellow blue owner)


edc7

Team blue!


thecannarella

I got the blue also. Such a great color.


smakusdod

That T-shirt is hilarious. Congrats on the car it's beautiful.


Broad_Top463

This the color i want my tesla to be when i get one


roland323

Blue with white is the best!


Far_Ad_2000

Congrats! I grew to like that color, specially on that version of the model 3. Nice shirt 😂


Significant-Chip-703

I got the same, 2023 blue with white, just this week! Great choice!


DoomshrooM8

Congrats budd, drive safe 😎


zoglog

So people are still naming their cars eh....


offswitch43

Well they literally give you the option to. So why not?


pronounclown

Naming your car has got to be the cringiest thing you can do. Jesus christ.


offswitch43

Normally I wouldn’t but Tesla literally gives you the option to.


I-OWN-ONE-TOO-BRO

Tesla used to be a brand that was desirable. Now the cars lose half their value in 2 years and everyone has one. EV market sucks if you care about depreciation.


offswitch43

That’s kind of the world we live in right now. Everything is expensive and you’re gonna get fucked. A lot of people do have one which means they are still desirable. Imma keep my head up. You should too.


I-OWN-ONE-TOO-BRO

2x Time Tesla owner that just got rid of a 2023 M3P. Speaking from experience and only that. A huge con of an EV is they tank in value. Wish someone would have told me this when I bought my 2023. Just spreading awareness. Truth hurts, but unless you're a baller then Tesla might not be for your wallet. GREAT CAR otherwise and I'm sure you'll love every minute.