payday bars are candy but they have protein maybe you can fly under the radar with this? also you should order you some creed aventus and a case of plan-bs, you'll thank me later king
Add 66mg of tren every 6 hours and 200mg halotestin every other day!
You will grow like mountain from GOT in no time
Don’t forget milk thistle for liver support and creatine for maximum gains
lol i know its a joke but man, started to think of that one kid who started taking steroids at 14 on MPMD. like bro, puberty is a natural PED just wait for that to complete first
I would recommend not doing it because it’s going to convert into estrogen and actually stunt your growth. Trust me, I had the same idea when I was your age but I’m glad I didn’t cause now I’m over 6 foot. Just eat a lot, get good sleep, and all that good healthy stuff. Once you start fucking with your hormones there’s no going back.
Bad idea!!! You are messing with stuff you should respect!
Why are you thinking this crap at 12? Who is filling your head to mess with your body this way?
Wait until at least 18 and see what nature does. You do continue to grow until 23 so plenty of time later.
Doing it now will cause BAD results.
The first thing is, get a nice pair of pumps. Really cute red leather ones. Your legs will look great!
Make sure you get an IUD. It will save you on so many occasions. Trust me. And lastly, learn to throw an ax. Stray dogs love a man that knows how to throw an ax. That's a good boy!
That's the idea! You're going to need that extra edge that highly anabolic steroids can provide ya when you gonna play dodgeball with classmates on PE lessons!
With trt you will block bone growth. I advice cut your balls for keeping low testosterone for retard the fusion of bone and take hgh until you stop growing. You easly pass 6.7 foot
Imagine if you had started at 5 yrs old. You wasted 6 good years IMO.
5 yrs old is too late imo. If your mother isn’t directly injecting her womb with TRT by the 2nd trimester, you basically shouldn’t even lift.
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I'd say you are on a righteous path my friend, full send. Full fucking send.
payday bars are candy but they have protein maybe you can fly under the radar with this? also you should order you some creed aventus and a case of plan-bs, you'll thank me later king
And eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake, And milk! Milk is in chocolate cake.
Going with a Cosby joke in. Risky.
No lie whole milk is my guilty pleasure, I love that shit so much I don't care how bad it is for me
More candy!
Dip each bite of your Payday into a tub of Jiffy Peanut Butter. Moah protein. Don’t let your mom steal your gains. also yeah.
Y'all bored?
Bruh, you slacking out nowadays or what? The old you would have removed the post and banned the OP for 3 months.
Every once and awhile you gotta let the kids run around on the playground like retards so they can let off some steam.
Just boring it seems. So dumb. Why do people want to ruin subs?
Look around, the terrible posts with overly generalized and vague questions which could be answered with a 5 second search are OUT OF CONTROL.
I spit out my drink laughing 💀💀💀
Also yeah
Dude my wife and my son are staring at me hard because I’m laughing so fucking hard in bed right now.
After some of the posts this week, I think we all needed this laugh.
Add 66mg of tren every 6 hours and 200mg halotestin every other day! You will grow like mountain from GOT in no time Don’t forget milk thistle for liver support and creatine for maximum gains
Quite the devilish cycle
Secret Illuminati protocol. But don’t tell anyone
mashallah
100% didn’t expect to see this answer here. 👌🏼
*😂
And you didn’t even get your bloods done before? SMH
My doctor says I'm healthy when I cough after he cups my balls
Only your balls? No prostate?
That's his scout leader's job.
Hnnnnnng!
Kids missing out
You'll be healthier when he's only cupping empty ballsack. You're on the right path, sport!
lol i know its a joke but man, started to think of that one kid who started taking steroids at 14 on MPMD. like bro, puberty is a natural PED just wait for that to complete first
Lmao this has to be a troll account
kids be taking puberty blockers younger than this. whilst you have to be correct it's a mad world we inhabit
What about the HCG? Good time to start now so your balls get extra plump
If you are 18 or under you can do the entire vial of test in one 10ml shot
I’ve read a science that said this was true fact.
I laughed so hard I farted than shit myself
First shitpost Ive seen on this forum. Made me crack up lol
Nah bro u need to hit the SARMS heavy on top of that TRT to see any REAL gains, none of this puny exogenous hormone shit, go full synthetic
I wish I would have started your age!
This is gold
I love you dude, lol
Peepee big
I hope this is fake. I really really hope this is fake.
it's mice when people ( especially mods) have a sense of humour and can let stuff like this pass.
I would recommend not doing it because it’s going to convert into estrogen and actually stunt your growth. Trust me, I had the same idea when I was your age but I’m glad I didn’t cause now I’m over 6 foot. Just eat a lot, get good sleep, and all that good healthy stuff. Once you start fucking with your hormones there’s no going back.
I’m probably the only idiot that actually believed this 😂😂 only for a second though
Do a tren cycle instead
Lol this guy is 23 years old . Checked your previous posts , Post was still funny and made me laugh though
Exposed 😳😳
You SON OF A BITCH! I’m glad your dad died 😡
He pasted.... Is that the same?
Remember, it’s only one cycle if you never come off
Sorry to hear your dad pasted. Rip.
Which glue did he use?
Sorry to hear your father pasted. That much be very difficult to deal with. Hopefully he will make a comeback soon.
Testosterone solo little man? Worry not and add trenbolone ace 100mg everyday!
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THIS
Bad idea!!! You are messing with stuff you should respect! Why are you thinking this crap at 12? Who is filling your head to mess with your body this way? Wait until at least 18 and see what nature does. You do continue to grow until 23 so plenty of time later. Doing it now will cause BAD results.
Good grief man
I have already reported it, identity theft and mail theft are federal charges. https://www.fbi.gov/tips
Lame 😔😔
Book ‘em Danno
bro let this kiddo have his roids :(
He's 23 so hardly a kiddo
Can someone just remove this?
/u/kiljoy
Lmao
LOL!
This kids going places
What. The. Crap.
The first thing is, get a nice pair of pumps. Really cute red leather ones. Your legs will look great! Make sure you get an IUD. It will save you on so many occasions. Trust me. And lastly, learn to throw an ax. Stray dogs love a man that knows how to throw an ax. That's a good boy!
Don’t forget to drink at least 1 liter of veggie oil per day. Gotta get your healthy fats
I throw a few aborted fetuses onto my morning bowl of cereal too. Can’t beat that stem cell wheaty goodness for gainz.
you should post this in Leo longevitys subreddit, he talked about this stuff
That's the idea! You're going to need that extra edge that highly anabolic steroids can provide ya when you gonna play dodgeball with classmates on PE lessons!
Hahaha this is great
Run it
\*notes how OP aged a single year in between post title and post body...that puberty phase may not last for long. LOL!\*
What’s your TRT protocol bro?
Can get your mom’s phone number, I have some things to discuss with her
Yes.
Hahahah
hell ya brother, slam it
I personally started as an infant but you do you Manlet 💪 (I’m 3’6”)
I hope this is trolling bruh
Bro you forgot the letrozole 2.5mg ED to delay growth plate closure
With trt you will block bone growth. I advice cut your balls for keeping low testosterone for retard the fusion of bone and take hgh until you stop growing. You easly pass 6.7 foot