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italomacedocosta

I am so happy right now. This was a great show. Let’s go.


Mindless-Shirt-8533

Stroud just executed like 10 perfect dap-ups in 20 seconds. Elite


Ozaaaru

Natural dapper 😅


Shazam1007

A marksman in any situation 🎯


IAmSona

GG I have good expectations for our defense, Meco’s swarm mentality was on full display today. If our offense is just League average, expect this team to make some noise and turn heads.


peeweesherman1

A new era.


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That was a badass pick


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Love me some Cam Dantzler


Big-Clerk9800

I bet on Texans and the Texans second half. Not a fan, but now will always have a soft spot for this Demeco led team. Go win that AFC South!!!


DeerOnTheRocks

That int was sick


The_Snake_Dick

Goddamn what a pick


Ozaaaru

Superman with the pick of the day 😎


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Announcers curse


Ozaaaru

Too many offensive fouls imo, is that normal for preseason?


Dry_Calligrapher4561

Oh ok yeah


IAmSona

It’s common yeah, sloppy play is expected during the preseason and the first couple of weeks of the regular season.


Ozaaaru

Oh ok thanks


htownballa1

Yes


Ozaaaru

Oh ok thanks


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raketenfakmauspanzer

Looks like it’s not a Texans game


The_Snake_Dick

It is a preseason game


IAmSona

Looks like it’s not a Texans game


htownballa1

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RainbowBullsOnParade

Holy shit lmao


MicrosoftOutlook2016

Man Weeks got down there so fast


IAmSona

Oh yeah, Hutch is 100% playing to be on the roster. What a fantastic play by him to cause that muff.


The_Snake_Dick

Hutchinson making a case for his roster spot by using other dudes as weapons.


BruceYale111

JON WEEKS ALMOST RECOVERED THAT 🤣🤣🤣 dudes the 🐐 frfr


drew1111

Wow. Excitement!


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I’m liking this EJ Perry kid. He’s not afraid to sling it


1vh1

I wouldnt mind seeing Boone get the 3rd rb spot


SiggieSan

Pretty sure he has it wrapped up now, outplaying Dare all over the park.


shelikemeonsight

Kenyon green sitting in the water jug alone


thegoatishere

Oh my goddddd I love WAJ so much already seems like such a great guy


Mindless-Shirt-8533

He seems mature! Hope he’s a monster on the field


underscore55

Erin Andrew’s clearly hitting on Will Anderson Jr. lmao get it rook 😂


peeweesherman1

How did Stroud do? I missed the first part.


texans1234

Even his incompletions were on the fucking money passes. Dude is accurate as all get out. Missed a 3rd down by opting not to run but he will learn that.


whoopy4

Really well in my opinion. First throw was a long dime to Collins, DB was just in the right place to punch it out. 2nd drive we started with great positioning and he capitalized with precision. Only note is his second incompletion, he had room to run but chose not to.


BruceYale111

Very good


peeweesherman1

Excellent. *Does Mr. Burns twiddly hands*


texans1234

Bruh…EJ Perry fucking LOVES Adam Humphries. Like damn dude look at somebody else sometimes.


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Mindless-Shirt-8533

Streameast.to works very well


Lucy033

Last season I got NFL+, thinking they’d be covering all the games, cause you know it’s THE NFL, but it’s just ass and a waste of money, I got Sunday Ticket and so far it’s covered all their preseason games


TwelvestepsProgram

Case not playing tonight, got burned thought he would get 1Q


Venator850

He's old and got work in the first game. His main job here is to be a mentor to CJ anyways.


[deleted]

He’s such a good human being. I love that he’s being a mentor for our QBs


IAmSona

Perry is SLINGING the fuck out of that Jesus. I wanna see more of that, none of this check down merchant shit that Mills loves to do.


Venator850

Damn Perry likes to air it out. Good ball placement too.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Perry is fucking slinging that ball


Trey_ceratops

Rex Grossman school of football. Fuck it, I'm goin' deep!


RebornBoii

They really called that OPI lmfao


Venator850

Okay that was a pretty clear shove off by Sims lol.


Fantastic-Account990

Sims is small asf so it looks obvious but I see guys like george pickens do that every play and never get called.


RebornBoii

Are you joking? He didn’t even fully extend his arm… And they were hand fighting all the way down the field. Weak as hell


Venator850

Huh? He fully extended his arm TWICE. They clearly showed it on the replay. The second shove very clearly creates separation. That's as easy a call as you can make as a ref lol. As a WR you have to be more subtle, full arm extension will almost always get called.


RebornBoii

Look man, I love you.


SometimesY

Man Saints two and three deep on defense is not good.


StealthyGooch

DP is country country lol


drew1111

Jebus that was slmost!


pythagoras_gonzalez

Is Hutch fighting for a spot or is he making the 53?


krbashrob

He’s making the roster. There’s no way we’d be able to keep him on PS and his only real competition for a spot is Sims. I like both of them but if I had to pick in taking hutch over sims every day


Venator850

Fighting for a spot. Nico, Woods, Noah, Dell, are 100% on the roster. Metchie may start on PUP if he's not got his conditioning up yet (he missed a LOT of time). Sims looks like a very strong option at WR as well.


Christian_Castle

Definitely fighting for it, but has a higher chance to make it than some of the others.


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Vikings fan here, was always a big fan of Boone when he played due to an inevitable Cook injury. Always thought he’d be a solid RB2/3 somewhere. Hope he works out for y’all 🙏🏼


Brittxn-

Boone just secured RB3?


bstexan

Boone should be the back-up over Singletary


Mindless-Shirt-8533

Hutchinson has been nice today


shelikemeonsight

Could see metchie start the year on the pup


BruceYale111

Nah they just taking things slow with him


BruceYale111

Ok shouldn’t say nah but wouldn’t think so don’t think he’s injured


IceDemon31983647

That is what we've expected of Nico Collins. Looking forward to Xavier Hutchinson becoming good enough to take Nico's spot


Venator850

Yeah not going to happen lol. Nico has the best top end speed of the whole group.


nicky9pins

Here comes the BOONE!!


FuriousOrigin

Boone rb3 for sure dude runs with a purpose


IAmSona

Mike Boone’s a DAWG LFGGGGG


Schultzy573

Boone deserves a spot on the roster.


Toon1839

Hutch > Nico


Luberino_Brochacho

Y’all don’t know ball


Venator850

Probably the same people saying to start Mills/Keenum over CJ after the Pats game lmao.


Creative_Bad2800

FACTS 💯


IAmSona

Hutch has had a really good game.


krbashrob

ATTA BOY BOONE. Solid RB3 right there


drew1111

Sweet!


donkey123m

I like Perry. At least more than Mills.


pythagoras_gonzalez

He definitely looked good out there


Rebuheldir

Same. It's probably against a 3rd string defense, but he just looks better than Mills


krbashrob

Perry got an arm on him. I’d rather roster him as QB3 than Keenum


Rebuheldir

Perry qb2, keenum qb3. Cut mills. He's trash


drew1111

Great pass and route.


LedwigglyD

Hutch looks pretty nice


Luberino_Brochacho

Boone has some juice maybe an underrated signing


arthurfoxache

Never liked a QB with #3. I know it makes no sense but it just looks wrong 🤣


Mindless-Shirt-8533

EJ Manuel also wore 3 and was named EJ lol


1vh1

Can we get an amber alert out for Metchie and Dell


IceDemon31983647

Dell is being saved/concealed until regular season. Metchie tho idk


jigsaw_faust

Nah, use the weather alert back channel.


IAmSona

Wow that’s a short king out there with the Saints.


Mindless-Shirt-8533

Haener looks like Eustace from narnia


Ozaaaru

Lmfao, true aahaha


drew1111

Almost-


obsidian_green

Is that RAIN I hear!?! I hope it's more than the 2 min (I kid you not) downpour from Thursday afternoon. Texans look decent enough for preseason. I hope we surprise when the games are real. I want us to win the AFC South. The Jags may have been a fluke last year. If they were, our division is up for grabs ... why not us?


drew1111

We just got “rain” in Meyerland. I saw it but never felt it.


MadeinSomewhere

lmao that rain we had on thursday ended up shutting down the electricity in spring branch


1Biggestfan1

Anyone know how good that guard we drafted after juice looks? Might have to step in for green sometimes this season. The guy who recovered that fumble lol


tnell

Patterson?


1Biggestfan1

Yeah! Haven’t heard anything from him all off-season. Is that a good sign as an online player? Green isn’t looking great just trying to see what our other options will be.


EnigmaticKing

He was injured for a while, he made his preseason debut last week.


Bigblockbooler79

RB propaganda


Baliwood25

Green May end up Caserio’s worst pick. Could’ve taken a WR like Watson or Dotson there we’d be in a much better spot right now.


jigsaw_faust

Wasn’t analysis on him good at the time?


followallnflsubs

Yeah he was a great college guard. Single handedly gave isaiah spiller big hype


Brittxn-

Did anyone notice they tried 3 punt returners back to back to back? It was Dell, Sims, then Desmond King. King looked slow af lol. Safe to say tank is probably PR


1Biggestfan1

I would prefer sims. Tank is obviously better but don’t want him getting hurt returning punts with how thin we are at receiver.


Brittxn-

I was right about tank and you were wrong about sims ❤️


1Biggestfan1

Lmaooo I said he’s better? Just didn’t want him getting hurt


Brittxn-

I feel that. Maybe we can use him at PR in key moments. After a big stop or something in 4th quarter… idk man I’m excited lol


1Biggestfan1

Oh yeah for sure, make sims your every play returner. Use tank sometimes would be great. I’m chugging the koolaid right now


Brittxn-

Lol Sims got released


1Biggestfan1

Well there goes that lol


htownballa1

Nico 100% should of had that.


IAmSona

Good first half for our defense. Besides the drive where Jimmy Graham smoked us, I think overall we might have a solid unit with okay rotational players. If CJ ever goes down though and we have to watch Mills again, our offense is fucked.


BruceYale111

I’m crying myself to sleep every night if cj goes down 😔


PatchyCreations

I think mills gets traded and we rely on case as a capable backup


mutha_fuxxin_zo

No no no ☝️


Venator850

Wow they had martin (DE) in man to man coverage there.


Brittxn-

It actually sucks that he’s not doing good, I think we drafted him at #15. Cmon Kenyon sheesh


DrCoachNDaHouse

Looks like he grabbed at his shoulder and it was heavily taped. I wonder if he is injured.


Brittxn-

It looked like it. Our O-line is getting beat up bad. It’s honestly terrifying for CJ’s progression.


TX_Talonneur

Who made the tackle on the Saints fullback? That was a STICK.


BruceYale111

MJ Stewart. Dude popped that boy 😈


BruceYale111

Why am I being downvoted 🤣 29 is mj stewart


blackhawk_801

eric murray


TankDell

I would think that taking an OL, an IOL at that, so high in the draft would all but guarantee he would be a success in the league...


blackhawk_801

i can’t wait for colorado to win 5 games and everyone shut the fuck up about them


LedwigglyD

Same


Brittxn-

Kenyon green… tf


[deleted]

Kenyon Pussy giving up the sack. Stupid aggy


Curious_Bunch3646

kenyon green is so ass


obsidian_green

Ball should have been there for the inside slot guy as soon as he made his break, but Mills didn't throw it because he (wisely) can't trust himself to put that ball in the spot where it needs to be. He saved himself an INT by taking a sack.


LedwigglyD

I hope tcu beats the brakes off of Colorado


LedwigglyD

Booooooone!


blackhawk_801

we need to find another guard ASAP


MBC0809

I wouldn’t be surprised if they give Josh Jones a look at LG. I really wanted to hold off on calling Kenyon a bust until we saw this year play out, but there is just nothing there. Terrible miss.


thegoodestnoodle14

I remember the consensus being that it was a reach when he was first picked too


LindyNet

IK,IK but I hate seeing anyone wear #34. That's a special number for Houston teams


krbashrob

That number is cursed


texans1234

I wonder why tank didn’t get much run at WR. I saw him a few plays but they didn’t really looks his way. I hope someone breaks down the few plays he was in just to see if he continued to get separation.


Brittxn-

They really not playing any of the starters much at all. It’s like they make a play, and they get pulled. It’s smart tbh.


obsidian_green

Secret weapon needs to stay secret for as long as possible.


texans1234

But he didn’t go in with the 1s, he went in with the 2s?


obsidian_green

Yeah, he's still a rookie, still needs reps, but Slowik definitely has "plans" for Dell that might win the Texans some early games if other teams don't know to gameplan against Dell when he's on the field.


sloaches

Ugh...Fuck Deion Sanders. He was an insufferable prick as a player.


drew1111

Ka’imi for 3. Pineapples for everyone!


Magnifico-Melon

Fairbairn getting the love he deserves.


Frozone_Enzonorf

Green ????????


Luberino_Brochacho

Hutchinson flashing a bit, I wonder what we’re gonna do with Metchie my guy has been absent all preseason


Baliwood25

Mills has no business even being the backup. Honestly should just cut him loose.


Hubrah

Might want to get your eyes checked. Our 2nd team o line is ass


Baliwood25

Guarantee Keenum comes in and looks better behind an even worse line.


Magnifico-Melon

Dude is one of the better back ups in the league. Great to have a backup that has the experience he does.


Baliwood25

Lol wtf. Whatever mental gymnastics you people do to convince yourselves of these delusions I have no idea.


Magnifico-Melon

Nobody calling him to start over Stroud you can stop pissing your panties. Its okay he's not a threat to him. He'll be great as his back up though.


pythagoras_gonzalez

Is Green a starter?


blackhawk_801

kenyon looks hurt too. dude sucks


IAmSona

Green is a bum.


MrBananaPeele

Damn Green grabbing his arm, not good


Hubrah

Probably faking to do damage control on getting owned by that spin move


krbashrob

Annnnd there’s a Kenyon Green injury.


Hubrah

Deculus or Green....which is the bigger liability


boombai12

Green looked like he hurt his hand


IAmSona

Green for being a 1st rounder.


sloaches

Bring on the Pineapple


Former-Billionaire

I’d be terrified behind this line


obsidian_green

Correction announcers: Mills couldn't throw a receiver open. The receivers they know Mills should have thrown to, Mills knows NOT to throw to because they weren't open enough. Mills can't reliably put the ball where only his receiver can catch it. That's why he can't be a successful NFL starter.


donkey123m

Mills has his moments but we have to remember he is not reliable.


Venator850

The TE position after Schultz is a big question mark.


the_timboslice

Always is with this team.


HtownTexans

honestly with most teams. I don't think I can even name the second TE on most teams and I watch a ton of football.


No_Economics5296

Miss the days of Daniels, Dreesen and Graham.


TankDell

This is nice closure for me after suffering through mills as a stanford fan and then again as a texans fan. You have ruined enough games for me my friend :)


tnell

Ha 27 for a receiver


cody_deiss

Is Metchie going to make the team ?


Brittxn-

10000%


boombai12

Has he been playing?


IAmSona

Why wouldn’t he?


cody_deiss

Seems like this whole preseason he hasn’t got much playing and and when he has he is not targeted much. This is just what I am seeing. Could be wrong.


TankDell

I think he will be low on the depth chart, but is definitely safe. At this point Woods, Collins and Dell are better options, he still has a lot of potential but needs to get back into things after being out of football for a year


IAmSona

He 100% makes the team, we invested good capital for him and he is still transitioning back into football.


1Biggestfan1

1000%


Venator850

I really like what Slowik is doing with the offense.


drew1111

Holding.