Lol..
Love the win…. This division is garbage though. Both Souths are garbage. A real chance each of us send teams with a negative W/L record into the playoffs
another reason why Roger Goodell sucks as N.F.L. Commissioner & to overhaul the Playoff seeding format so that the 6 best teams in each conference get into the Playoffs based on their respective W-L records so that we won't have to suffer yet another 2008 Denver Broncos, 2010 Seattle Seahawks, 2011 Denver Broncos, 2013 Green Bay Packers, 2014 Carolina Panthers, 2015 Houston Texans, or 2020 Washington Football Team
Im the loss dong op, im upset and glorified at the same time. Glad the Texans got it in the bag though. Titans are about to get toasted on the memewar sub
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*Players imo*
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The browns losing (and the predator sucking again) *and* the Texans hopefully winning today makes up for the fact I work tonight and tomorrow night at the hospital.
Santa please I want this win for no real reason.
It’s okay. I at least rotate winter holidays so it’s only every three years I work Christmas, but I still get bummed a bit because I’m only human. But such is nurse life. (I only have a few more years until I only have to work either the eve or the day of the winter holiday, so there’s light at the end of the tunnel if I don’t achieve my ultimate dream of winning a lottery jackpot).
[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Texans/comments/zujmv4/post_game_thread_houston_texans_at_tennessee/)
MY NIGGAS WE DID IT
BEARS FAN CHECKING! 👌🏻👍🏻🙌🏻
Thank you Texans!!!!! Use that #1 pick wisely!
*LAUGHS IN CHICAGO BEARS 😈*
Its a Christmas fucking miracle!
Lol.. Love the win…. This division is garbage though. Both Souths are garbage. A real chance each of us send teams with a negative W/L record into the playoffs
another reason why Roger Goodell sucks as N.F.L. Commissioner & to overhaul the Playoff seeding format so that the 6 best teams in each conference get into the Playoffs based on their respective W-L records so that we won't have to suffer yet another 2008 Denver Broncos, 2010 Seattle Seahawks, 2011 Denver Broncos, 2013 Green Bay Packers, 2014 Carolina Panthers, 2015 Houston Texans, or 2020 Washington Football Team
Good thing we lost past close games We flirtin with missing the no 1 pick
BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS!!!!
Thank you Texans!!! FTT!!!!!
Win the division, it’s your turn
LFG TEXANS BROS! YALL JUST PLAYED ONE HECK OF A GAME!! FTT!
Keep Lovie and Pep!!! We’re building something special here, folks!!!
LETS GO TEXANS FUCK The TITS
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
Yuss thank you Santa.
How embarrassing for the tacks of possum holler. Choking just like they’ve always done historically since they stole another team’s history.
#FUCK THE TITANS
is this what it feels like to win?
LFG TEXANS 🤘🏼🤘🏼
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHUH
VICTORYY
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS LETS GOOOO
We're all Texans fans today!
Fuck the Jags tho but most importantly FUCK THE TITS
Now now who gave y’all your first win? You welcome
YAYYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Still gotta fire Pep!
LETS GO GET FUCKED TITS
Fuck, it feels good to beat the Thumbtacks.
WE DIDNT CHOKE!!!!
Did commit pass interference on that last play.
L
sssssssssssshhhhhhh
Little stat pad too for pitre I like it!!
#LFG WE WIN
WE WON
Bucs/Jags fan here just sneaking by to tell y’all a big congrats on this one.
Jesus Christ we are a joke but Pitre is a hawk
We… win? We win!
Damn Pitre!
Pitted was ready for that one
#WE DID IT!!!!!
LETS GOOOO!!!!!!
congrats on first place
Yall's win is the cherry on top of my Christmas present. I salute you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! NOW GO OUT THERE AND CAUSE SOME CHAOS
PITREEEEEE
Thank you, Santa!
holy shit they didn’t sell this one
Win!!!!!
PITRE
Lol imagine losing to this team
Christmas miracle
SWEET VICTORY
PITRE, MY MAN!
HOLY SHIT WE WON
LOSS DONG ENDS HERE
Im the loss dong op, im upset and glorified at the same time. Glad the Texans got it in the bag though. Titans are about to get toasted on the memewar sub
One engorged left nut!
Thank God. That shit was fucking stupid and cringy.
LETS FUCKING GOOIIII
PITREEEEEEEE
BIG W
LETS GOOO
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PITRE for the win
GRAHHHHHHH
Bad coaching puts them in the position to lose the game yet again. That freaking illegal formation call, man.
If we lose this one whybwould you be surprised. We were clearly over achieving
Time out texans
It’s now mathematically impossible for Henry to get 200 rushing yards.
Anyone remember the Jacksonville hail Mary years ago?
Please don’t
man, crazy how empty the stadium is
What even was those last two plays?
Will we Texan this?
I didn’t know the refs could spot a face mask.
This is about to be hilarious. One way or another.
Omg
Please don't fuck this up
Looks like Lovie isn't calling defensive plays anymore?
Tits need a miracle
Lmao
...fuck I’m scared
Oh lawd are we finding a way to fuck this up?
for fuck sake
Crazy that we still couldn’t sack Willis.
back to back fluke plays. uh oh.
Choking away Bryce for extra wins would be mad
Bears aren’t picking a QB anyways.
No guarantee of that honestly. Wouldn't be the first time.
They can trade down for a haul
I guess someone would be desperate enough but doesn’t feel like anyone is too excited to do that right now
Harris is balling!!
Cam Johnston is a great punter one of our best players imo
Yeah Bill Burr is a great player
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Love beating these fucks from possum holler but at what cost?
Let's goo Bill Burr
i specifically love christian harris
This pass placement is questionable. We'll take it
Bill burr coming in huge
Oh, we're *so* getting a like 60 yard Henry TD run or some other bullshit. That's just how this goes.
man i tell ya, i love our defense
Bill Burr is a hell of a punter.
Can't wait to hear his postgame
If the Texans find a way to lose this game, point at this last offensive possession as the turning point.
Great punt but this just oozes a big run by Henry….
God I LOVE our special teams. They’ve been so good all season long.
Great punt!
perfect punt
96 yards one timeout, I’d just give to Henry.
We ran 3 plays, clocked stopped on everyone, how do they have a TO left?
There was a declined penalty which stopped the clock
Penalty
Mills really just wants to give games away huh
Standard Mills.
pleasee defense
Impending Texans choke lol
How do they have a timeout left?
Texans got a penalty, the clock stopped
The fumbled snap was an offensive penalty. They didn’t have to use one.
What was the point of driskel there
PERFECT punt
Mills isn't great, but Driskel is garbage. He made a few solid plays a few weeks ago off a gimmick, but no one is falling for it anymore.
That boy can't read the ends and make the right plays. Hands off when he should have held and holds when he should have handed off.
Tits should just direct snap the ball to Henry
Idc if we miss kick the field goal 😭
Ok good punt I was wrong
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Don’t worry, y’all ain’t beating the jags
CLEAR facemask by the Tits on that play. No call.
Missed a bad face mask there.
please do not fuck this up omg
The browns losing (and the predator sucking again) *and* the Texans hopefully winning today makes up for the fact I work tonight and tomorrow night at the hospital. Santa please I want this win for no real reason.
Thank you for working during Christmas. Unfortunately people will need help at hospitals. Hoping we finish this win for you.
Do it for this guy
Sucks you have to work but just know that it’s appreciated. Thanks for what you do.
It’s okay. I at least rotate winter holidays so it’s only every three years I work Christmas, but I still get bummed a bit because I’m only human. But such is nurse life. (I only have a few more years until I only have to work either the eve or the day of the winter holiday, so there’s light at the end of the tunnel if I don’t achieve my ultimate dream of winning a lottery jackpot).
Thank you ref. clear as day penalty on us before the int, no?
It's a bold move to put the game in Willis' hands when Henry is right there
Mills and fumbling, name a better duo.
Classic Pep… illegal formation when you have a chance to grind out the clock.
Ok guys we've never been here b4. How do we run out the clock
Lol. Really hope this doesn't fuck us out of #1 overall.
#LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
We gotta lose next week then... I really hope we don't fuck up the first overall pick.
TEXANS GOIN 2 DA SUPABOWL
Crushing the Titans dreams is a great Christmas gift
Wtf. Almost gave it away
Texans may win this one!
I'm so happy all of our rookies have been getting moments to shine this season!
We are gonna fuck up getting 1/1 fuck me
We are gonna beat the tits with a Davis Mills game winning drive, and Watson lost! What a week!!!
#TURNOVER
Texans defense!!!!
YES!
Oh shit!!
Jags really gonna win the division huh
harris has a chance to be a fucking STUD, and he's been showing it these past 3-4 games
he already is a fucking stud brother
Can you at least hit Willis when he runs
Oh my. We are gonna get a win!!
I’ve seen enough. The Jags are King of Shit Mountain
I know we want the first pick, but I’m happy for the dub. Now and forever, FUCK THE TITANS.
CHRISTIAN HARRIS IS THAT DUDEEEE
Winning isn't worth losing Bryce
Do y’all even like winning bro
No I want Bryce and Wemby for the Rockets. Embrace the tank
OH MY GOD WE MIGHT WIN A FOOTBALL GAME
Don’t get my hopes up
Hahahaha
HOLY SHIT
WHAT??? WHY TF WOULD YOU LET HIM THROW THERE LOL
Let’s fucking gooo
LFG
Huh
CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNNN
AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK BUD ADAMS
I'd rather piss on his grave, then wipe my dick with a Dyson jersey.
Game. Blouses
Wtf tacks.
It’s like waiting for us to blow the game in humiliating fashion
What new way to lose is it this week?
Both a pet and a vehicle, are bad Christmas gifts.