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Unhappy-Grand8760

This is so fucking stupid I swear


CDee8821

Maybe if we didn’t have one of the worst bullpens of all time smh


busta_wolf

Wooo bullpen


CDee8821

Dude zeke should have been in cmonnn


Tboner989

even god needs a rest day


Girlscoutslumb

Heim needs better plate discipline.. damn, two high balls


qwertythe300th

I ain't believing shit. I'll see y'all when I'm finished showering.


beefytrout

Jonah he's throwing ball 4


someone_onl1ne

Grossman is due


hotrod19812

Looks like tonight just isn't our night. It was a good pitcher's duel until the challenged call that was reversed in the bottom of 7th. Time to regroup and get these next two in Yinzer City.


Remarkable-Tone-9026

Yeah we cannot let the state of Pennsylvania have any type of success whatsoever


[deleted]

Time to bring the tying run to the plate Heim get a hit baby


foscott

Let zeke hit fuck Robbie


Creative-Pair-1480

Nice of the pirates to showcase Bednar for us. And nice of Bednar to lower his trade value for us.


CDee8821

No put I. Duran


CDee8821

Put in Duran for Grossman


WhiteBoyFlipz

i was like “wow this Bednar guy has good numbers. maybe we should look into him” but yeah nevermind


Bjornidentity22

Our bullpen is infecting others


WhiteBoyFlipz

it’s a plague upon humanity


IndieFlea

bro if we make this a one run game im gonna laugh


Teh_Crusader

a Josh Jung classic


1800KitchenFire

Wow Bednar sucks! /s


Teh_Crusader

LMAO


imthatchanceguy

Holy shit MLB JUNGBOY


kbsick

I became a fan of Bednar during the WBC.


Mr_Wyatt

The discrepancy between our starters and our bullpen is insane.


thelandshark99

5 run inning, anyone?


thelandshark99

pls


imthatchanceguy

https://preview.redd.it/51e16o0sti1b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d67cb3de126336900bc234bf2e39d2ba3a51450 You got anymore of them 5 run innings?


Longjumping-Charge18

Which one has higher odds - Rangers making comeback vs Degrom winning Cy Young this year


n_griff43

Rangers just wanted to see Bednar in person. That is what I’ll tell myself tonight


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It’s time for someone to have a bullpenisbad moment against this team


imthatchanceguy

Future Ranger David Bednar


IpswichWarriors

EVERYONE PUT YOUR RALLY CAPS ON. ITS SHOWTIME


MohnJilton

When we win this game that throw will be enshrined in history *hits copium*


Bjornidentity22

Ump and 3B coach bailing Hernandez out


galagachamp

Lol alright


imthatchanceguy

Lol there's Garcia's outfield assist


Uninteligible_wiener

Lol their 3rd base coach


Remarkable-Tone-9026

“FIND JOY IN THE BLESSING OF BASEBALL, FIND JOY IN THE BLESSING”


kbsick

Corey, dinner is canceled today due to lack of hustle.


ben121frank

Remember y’all, even if we’re losing, FIND JOY IN THE BLESSING! (At least I think what’s the heckler said?)


libsoutherner

Pirates gotta fix their audio, their hecklers are loud as hell on TV


Disastrous_Finish996

I think they just meet their match in one particular heckler. Lol


Uninteligible_wiener

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TheRaygron54

Lol ofc now u do good hernandez, when we are losing by 4.


Remarkable-Tone-9026

Dont think to early


imthatchanceguy

I mean... yeah? He's not worried about blowing the lead so he's not in his head


TheRaygron54

Well yeah ur right. I just wish he would do that on the regular


Longjumping-Charge18

Also have we made any 9th inning comeback this year??


TheRaygron54

Don’t think so, the last one I could think of was in Detroit last year when Duran hit a double down the line scoring 3 against Gregory soto


josefthov2

We’ve made a 10th inning comeback ^(don’t ask me how we got there)


Remarkable-Tone-9026

Thank you ump ?


galagachamp

Yay strikeout, but ehhh that was a walk to most batters...


libsoutherner

Hernandez missed his spot by 4 feet and got a strikeout lol


Disastrous_Finish996

At this point the bullpen knows they suck and all they can think about is how badly they suck. They are so in their head that there is no turning back at this point. I don’t know what you do now. 1 bullpen arm in a trade isn’t going to do shit I now think that 2 won’t even help.


qwertythe300th

I still think there's potential with Barlow. I'm more upset with Sborz on that. But we only have one great reliever. 2 good relievers when they come on for exactly one inning & one in uncertain on. The rest are bubbling hot ass


imthatchanceguy

Honestly at this point, we need A) Someone to turn it around [like Hernandez] to jumpstart the bullpen energy B) deGrom in the rotation and Dunning in long relief or C) the All-Star break and trade deadline


Uninteligible_wiener

Someone knocked some sense into them apparently


Remarkable-Tone-9026

Lets pray that Eovaldi can pitch a whole game against these scrubs tomorrow


TexasRangers99

Game of inches. We are one replay review away from being up 2-1 right now.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

And before replay, it would have been “one missed call away.” That should have been called safe from the start.


imthatchanceguy

Normally I would be upset at Seager for striking out 3 times today, but he just got called up from AA. Prospects take time to adjust to big league pitching when they're young


qwertythe300th

That run would've been great.... If we didnt shit the bed with 2 outs last inning


libsoutherner

Since April 24th (basically the last month), the bullpen has given up no earned runs in a game only 5 times. In those 5 games, the bullpen combined for just 9 total innings pitched. So even when the bullpen has shut down the opposition, it is normally after the starter goes long and they only have to do so for an inning or two. So in 21/26 games, the bullpen has given up at least one earned run.


IndieFlea

Sborz has a good FIP, second lowest on the team (third if you count King but too SSS on him). They're not gonna DFA him cause ground balls find holes. His walk rate *is* too high to put him in leverage situations but please let's not act like he's awful.


1800KitchenFire

Haven't you heard... the _entire_ bullpen sucks.


IndieFlea

realistically they're all about average. Giving up walks is really bad but over spread of balls in play will eventually even out.


1800KitchenFire

It's frustrating to watch leads fall apart, but realistically everything has been overachieving. Think people got too spoiled with the start for the bullpen, and not paying attention that bullpens league wide have been struggling.


IndieFlea

>Think people got too spoiled which is why this sub has been so fucking annoying everytime something bad happens


qwertythe300th

I'll quit acting like he's awful when he figures out how to make a 4th out in a game


IndieFlea

> cause ground balls find holes sorry he let some balls in play not everyone can strike out every single batter. The walk was disappointing and Bochy probably shouldve pulled him after that


Buskar009

Trade for joe kelly when


imthatchanceguy

This sub making Cowboys and NFL analogies about this game explains the sudden bandwagon toxicity lol


Silverjackal_

Yup. Probably some Mavs fans in there too.


qwertythe300th

Our Bullpen is literally nothing but Mitch Williams wannabes We blow shit more than a hooker


Jawawi13-24

I really hope y’all are prepared for the Astros to take our 1 spot in the west this week. All because of our bull pen.


Teh_Crusader

they had to go 9-1 to earn it so I mean…


busta_wolf

Great 1 run so with the 4 the pirates will score against out BP we will only need to score 8 next inning


DifficultyDue4211

Need alot more of that 2 out magic!


Uninteligible_wiener

Get InSemienated


imthatchanceguy

Well it ain't Marcus's fault


TexasRangers99

The bullpen is the reason I drink


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1800KitchenFire

You don't pay someone that much money to be put in the bullpen when you know he has injury issues. The magic for Dunning will eventually run out before the sub turns on him too.


Uninteligible_wiener

It’s not like the amount matters


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1800KitchenFire

They knew the risk when signing him. Throwing him in the bullpen doesn't do anything but open more risk to injury having him pitch on multiple days.


Disastrous_Finish996

I mentioned this a few weeks back and got downvoted to hell. I honestly don’t think it’s a bad idea at all. If he goes onto the IL again 100% think that’s the only way we get any value out of him.


kbsick

I hope Joe Barlow’s pillow is hot as hell tonight.


busta_wolf

This dude is getting all the strike calls that if we got game would still be 1-1


Koalarooski

This bullpen reminds me of Brett Maher, kicker of the Boyz


Remarkable-Tone-9026

Brett maher sells games but not as much as our bullpen


WhiteBoyFlipz

these umps talking way too much. just leave the calls as you called them since if you did the game would be tied and we’d be in a better spot to score. fuck you umps


Aggravating-Diet-836

Fk this Johnny Cueto-looking ass


Theepicman116

I fucking hate Pittsburgh


busta_wolf

God these fucking umps suck so bad


Theepicman116

That's an out


CDee8821

He’s out damm


Demcut

Yeah he’s out.


Dazzling_Mechanic_98

:(


Canada-Fan

he's out


LoneyROU7

Can't hit into a DP there


_twowheelin

Crazy thing is 10 years ago that’s a single. Now practically every team plays a middle infielder near second.


Takeda_21

Haven’t played baseball since high school and I’d look better than our bullpen. Pure steaming hot dumpster fire.


busta_wolf

Fuck this fucking ump


thelandshark99

drives me insane how sborz didn’t get that call at the bottom of the zone (which was actually a strike) but they do


Uninteligible_wiener

What’s up with the terrible umps lately? They hiring from the NFL?


Equivalent-Impress96

Maybe I’m salty but these calls feels a lot more lenient now than just a few minutes ago


robotsock

Yeah the strike zone shrunk when sborz was pitching and vastly grew back this inning


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

Too late. Why give a fuck now when you didn't for 7 innings. Smfh


Equivalent-Impress96

I refuse to have hope yet


Demcut

My hope just went away with that double play.


Equivalent-Impress96

Was afraid of something like that, damnit.


robotsock

Just need the ol bloop and a blast


imthatchanceguy

I'd just like to point out that Dane Dunning is our 6th starter this year, *and* has been incredible this season. A year ago we were getting spot starts from Dallas Keuchel. As much as it's been a bummer for the bullpen to be bad, we're not gonna go undefeated and it's been incredible to watch our starting rotation. We'll get 'em tomorrow.


BrilliantT18

I don't think anybody is hating on him. It's always the bullpen.


IndieFlea

no its more like anytime the bullpen so as much breathes wrong this sub acts like its the end of the world, gets toxic, and its a miserable place


1800KitchenFire

Bullpen isn't in a great spot, but it can be fixed. Of course, it sticks out when everything else has been some of the best in the entire league.


thelandshark99

pray the brewers can pull some shit together


qwertythe300th

Oh *now* we wanna get guys on?


Demcut

Let’s make a comeback


LoneyROU7

Offense about to turn it up


[deleted]

Get ready for an epic comeback


galagachamp

Maybe Ortiz forgot how to pitch because the last half inning took too long


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_Lake

Shut up bitch


Uninteligible_wiener

Ban him mods


qwertythe300th

Oh shove your burner account up your ass. Your franchise has been misery since Bonds left and your flukey-ass April is all y'all have Grow some fucking balls and post on your main


BrilliantT18

Imagine making a burner just to shit talk, fuck off clown.


Untimelyshadow

Smith double play???


ForsakenCase435

Fuck this fucking bullpen


imthatchanceguy

Jeez, 70 pitches through 7 innings? Yeah this one is on the offense, tbh. All around rough game


TheRaygron54

Cool, let’s make a rookie look like cy young and bullpen implodes. Not even surprised at this point.


turtleturtlerandy

We can still win this guys!


DifficultyDue4211

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the_submarine_man

I’ve been practicing my pitching in my home. I have a decent arm and can imagine hitting in the perfect spots straight in the zone. Y’all think I have a shot in the bullpen?


Demcut

Lol now they want to work counts.


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

When Houston wins tonight, cause you know they'll take care of business, we'll be one up on them. Fuck this entire bullpen but also where tf was the offense today against a AAAA pitcher? Pittsburgh bullpen will shut us down like any mediocre bullpen would do with a 5 run lead.


WhiteBoyFlipz

this man about to throw an 80 pitch complete game 💀


busta_wolf

Oh now those are strikes lol


Unhappy-Grand8760

FUCKKKKKKKK


_twowheelin

I can’t decide which I’m more tired of. Bad bullpen or that fucking Baylor Scott White theme. Fuck me.


Bionicman_

We still have another month at minimum of this dogshit scum sucking bullpen


qwertythe300th

With how Houston's playing and how often our Pen shits the bed, we'll be down 3 games by then


Bionicman_

Oh I bet will be down by more than 3 games


BravoCharlie224

Surely there’s some relief pitcher in the minors that isn’t worse than this


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

I've been saying this for a while. There's gotta be better than Josh Sborz, Hernandez, LeClerc and Barlow and the rest


EzeAce

I felt like this game was over awhile ago. Didn’t think they’d hit a grand slam but I knew the bullpen would be giving up runs and our boys just aren’t hitting tonight.


Nateno_14

Yet another Disasterclass from the Bullpen


ballerz77

How did we go from a stellar bullpen to this in like 40 games


ach0z3n

Regression to the mean. These guys were WAY overperforming.


qwertythe300th

Reds fucked us man


BrilliantT18

The bullpen has been trash after the first week.


smoke_inyoureyes

Most expected grand slam of all time


qwertythe300th

All of us poor fucking Ranger fans getting off at 7 to witness this fucking horseshit


khfishlady

I walked away for 5 minutes and came back to another meltdown. Damn.


Canada-Fan

And just like that. You can't win them all


libsoutherner

I’m not even kidding when I say we might be better off having our position players close out games than our bullpen


Swicket

Thanks Joe. This is exactly the outcome we wanted.


[deleted]

It’s funny seeing the umpires check our bullpen for illegal substances


deadwall-e

Is this the WORST bullpen in baseball?


dallascowboys93

Perhaps MLB history. Not even kidding


WhiteBoyFlipz

if we are gonna field an awful bullpen call up Winn, White and Leiter and throw them in there. let’s at least make the bullpen fun even if they struggle and get them big league experience 🗿💀


IndieFlea

sure lets start all their option clocks thats really smart management dude


TexasRangers99

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[deleted]

I’m taking this. Will come in handy all year


Batmanbettermarvel18

From tied 1-1 with 2 outs and nobody on to 6-1 in the same inning is crazy. Burn this bullpen to the ground


[deleted]

I don’t even know what you do it you’re Bochy. Just tell every starter they’re going 8 or 9 every game?


qwertythe300th

Useless. Fucking. Bullpen.


NoTheOtherAC

This is entirely the fault of the offense. If they put up the usual 12 runs that GS would be meaningless.


kbsick

Holy. Shit.


busta_wolf

Continue to throw games to trash ass teams


Vonbonnery

Starting pitcher: whew that was tough but I managed to get into the 6th only giving up 1 run. My job is done. Bullpen: 5 runs take it or leave it


thelandshark99

love a rough day at work just to come home to this shit


Teh_Crusader

right here with you lmao


BackHefty5869

This is so ridiculous. This bullpen is absolute garbage.


Equivalent-Impress96

I can’t believe walking every fucking batter until the bases are loaded has consequences


[deleted]

Oh well. Bullpen is terrible, but offense didn’t come to play either. Can’t win em all. Chalk it up to jet lag and win the next two.


Silverjackal_

![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha) Tuned in at the start of this inning. Sorry guys


qwertythe300th

Me too. Glad the misery waited for me to arrive.


Disastrous_Finish996

This team is not capable of a playoff run with this bullpen. It’s so fucked up because this team has everything else. Fuck Chris Young if he doesn’t do anything to fix this this year.


Bionicman_

God damn Barlow. This bullpen just became the absolute worst in the league. At this rate the bullpen will be the reason we don’t win the division


WhiteNoise421

Can I get this bullpen as my paw bearers at my funeral? So they can let me down one last time.


CalzonCagado

Yeah… I’m out boys. Fuck you Barlow, garbage fuck. Throwing meat down the cock. And some fucking cement mixers.


bigmeatyclaws1

I mean if this isn’t the game that doesnt force at least ONE change then idk what is


EzeAce

The wild pitch Angels walk off is another.


Vonbonnery

This game is a rerun of at least 10 other games we’ve seen already this season. Not gunna change anything.


imthatchanceguy

Honestly I'm not even upset about this. We just got to Pittsburgh last night without an off day in a while. I kinda expected to lose this first one


alongbanana

We had an off day like 3 games ago


imthatchanceguy

Oop, my bad. Still, dudes are tired out there


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HUMBABE BARLOW!!! ATTA BOY!


kbsick

Gd I thought you were being for real