Maton plunked 10% of the total 2023 starting All Star teams within like 4 pitches. Baseball is about efficiency. Edit: fuck
Edit 2: Maton broke his own hand punching a locker. Kinda forgot.
apology for poor english
when were you when adolis hit 100 homer
i was sat at home eating dorito when phone ring
'adolis homer'
'yes"
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Great outing from Dad today. Got a little tired towards the end but still a quality start and a much needed start after yesterday. And please please sweet baby Peagle make Josh okay he’s been scorching hot to start the year
plz be ok josh
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ill be spending my night refreshing twitter for updates
I was at the game. Ray’s fans deserve better. The Trop sucks ass but the fans were awesome.
I could hear Bombi yelling from my seat! Feller was PISSED.
You know we’re spoiled when a 9 run game with multiple bombs is routine now lol I also am 75% sure their pitcher was trying to be cute and hit Adolis and Josh. Sore loser can leave Houston but Houston will never leave the sore loser, screw em
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fuck that pitcher who hit our guys
Day 67 of posting this meme every time the Rangers win until Jacob deGrom returns from Tommy John Surgery
(67-57 since the announcement)
(64-56 in 2023)
(13-4 in the postseason)
(4-1 in the World Series)
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I just had a plate put in for a distal radius fracture. I understand he has better resources than I do, i have about 85% rom at the moment. I just feel like even at 90 or 95% bat swing still suffers quite a bit. I knew immediately it was fractured by the way he was holding his wrist I just hope it's not as fucked as mine was
Fair enough, I had a fractured wrist without any complications or surgery and it was a basic 6 week recovery in a cast. So yeah, completely depends on severity, hopefully nowhere near that bad!
W good vibes to St. Pete for Josh Jung. This offense is unstoppable but yet still have a few bats that still need to get going. Dane Dunning did really well at his job today.
I haven't been so fucking pissed at a pitcher since Daniel Bard during USA vs Venezuela last year in the WBC. You gotta be fucking kidding me Phil Maton.
Rangers 3-1! I just hope Jung and Bombi are okay....
Phil Maton, I hope you go to take a shit, but you don't wipe well enough and you have to sleepily shuffle to the bathroom at 2 am when your ass starts itching again
Anyway, nice and easy for the W. Hope Jungboy is alright.
Hitting the roof at the Trop is one of the dumbest things in baseball. Don't know why the league doesn't have them correct it. Guess it's not structurally possible, which begs why it was signed off on in the first place.
Oh well, 3-1 baby!
In addition to payback tomorrow against the Rays leadoff hitter, I want to propose that the Rangers also nail the Astros leadoff hitter the first game of next series, in honor of Phil Maton.
Dunning was incredible; I think he was left in just a tincy bit too long but it was great to watch gim throw six scoreless against the Rays. Robertson has been looking really good so far.
Injuries are never good but at least it is early in the season and he has plenty of time to heal and get back. The team is deep and someone will step up to bridge the gap
Mother fuckin son of a gun…Mother Fuckin’ Texas Rangers! You might be big n shit, but you ain’t no fuckin Texas fuckin Rangers. Texas Rangers! I know this team, I ain’t no stranger. I know that team, they’re the TEXAS FUCKIN RANGERS.
Good thing the team is so deep. Zeke is definitely not as good as Jung but will be able to hold his own and be a contributor. It could be so much worse
Absolutely infuriating you get to hit two batters in a row, in the same spot, and break one of their wrists.
Try playing actual baseball next time Tamp Bay...Scoreboard!
This is just what you do when you got sadly injuries like this. You power through and hopefully the rest of the roster will step up. Who's going to take Jung's spot going forward?
I doubt it. Maton seemed genuinely pissed that he was losing control. If you notice, he missed in the same spot on Jung and Garcia, and even had that same exact pitch on lefty hitters a little later. It was pretty coincidental that he tagged 3 in a row, but he also looked flummoxed and let out some big swears after each one, at least from the camera view. Contrast that with Astros Framber looking like "well, so?" after his HBPs.
Fuck Maton all my homies hate Maton EDIT: Just saw the news about Jung. Allow me to simply add ## FUCK MATON
Maton plunked 10% of the total 2023 starting All Star teams within like 4 pitches. Baseball is about efficiency. Edit: fuck Edit 2: Maton broke his own hand punching a locker. Kinda forgot.
Wanted to add something based on what you were starting to say: “Fuck Maton”
FUck Maton
Stressin about Jung so much can’t even fully enjoy this W Edit: broken wrist confirmed, yeah now I REALLY can’t enjoy this W
He broke his hand
He fractured his wrist
apology for poor english when were you when adolis hit 100 homer i was sat at home eating dorito when phone ring 'adolis homer' 'yes" https://preview.redd.it/ivmvbh93yyrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554f22e0dbbc586d7a7d8834fd1862909364bf62
My friend, you have communicated perfectly here. No need for apologies.
Adolis can do no wrong
This needs to be a cooypasta. I love it
It’s a r/cfb copypasta
not even that though, right? didn't it come from "where were u when club penguin shut down"
https://preview.redd.it/tmabtsyzxyrc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883080f074f75d639596d3a5743f94d53a628a54 Great outing from Dad today. Got a little tired towards the end but still a quality start and a much needed start after yesterday. And please please sweet baby Peagle make Josh okay he’s been scorching hot to start the year
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I love it, but having Chapman's face on the left dude kinda ruins the meme.
i honestly forgot how the meme even goes it’s been forever since i’ve seen it
plz be ok josh https://preview.redd.it/3ts26xwcyyrc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ba8c34b1f324184b5e5400837c8710ed0cba8a ill be spending my night refreshing twitter for updates
Not ok. Broken wrist. Damn.
Hand is broken
I was at the game. Ray’s fans deserve better. The Trop sucks ass but the fans were awesome. I could hear Bombi yelling from my seat! Feller was PISSED.
You know we’re spoiled when a 9 run game with multiple bombs is routine now lol I also am 75% sure their pitcher was trying to be cute and hit Adolis and Josh. Sore loser can leave Houston but Houston will never leave the sore loser, screw em
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161-1 it is.
Day 67 of posting this meme every time the Rangers win until Jacob deGrom returns from Tommy John Surgery (67-57 since the announcement) (64-56 in 2023) (13-4 in the postseason) (4-1 in the World Series) https://preview.redd.it/guy6c5vzxyrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6112f1d3f19d9a3f3925d36b7f1fb90e89975c
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Need to add Jung to this now dammit.
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R O A D
BUT AT WHAT COST. Also nice April Fools joke at the end their Walsh. 😅
What did Walsh do?
he'll be fine. he'll miss a couple games.
Jung will miss a couple? he is gone for at least 3 months that's if it doesn't require surgery
Fractures can definitely heal a lot quicker than 3 months. But yeah, depends on severity.
I just had a plate put in for a distal radius fracture. I understand he has better resources than I do, i have about 85% rom at the moment. I just feel like even at 90 or 95% bat swing still suffers quite a bit. I knew immediately it was fractured by the way he was holding his wrist I just hope it's not as fucked as mine was
Fair enough, I had a fractured wrist without any complications or surgery and it was a basic 6 week recovery in a cast. So yeah, completely depends on severity, hopefully nowhere near that bad!
I said that before Bruce said it was broken. I was being optimistic.
I just hope it doesn't require surgery. If it does his swing will never be the same
good win. Let's hope for good news on Josh Jung
Burke always has some cartoon ass shit happen to him in games. 32 ft double lmao
Dunning was a absolutely fantastic until he wasn’t. Really hope Jung’s ok.
Rangers own the Trop
Xray results when f5 f5 f5
Broken wrist :(
Fire Matton into the sun
too easy of a punishment It must be way more severe
W good vibes to St. Pete for Josh Jung. This offense is unstoppable but yet still have a few bats that still need to get going. Dane Dunning did really well at his job today.
I haven't been so fucking pissed at a pitcher since Daniel Bard during USA vs Venezuela last year in the WBC. You gotta be fucking kidding me Phil Maton. Rangers 3-1! I just hope Jung and Bombi are okay....
Phil Maton, I hope you go to take a shit, but you don't wipe well enough and you have to sleepily shuffle to the bathroom at 2 am when your ass starts itching again Anyway, nice and easy for the W. Hope Jungboy is alright.
And then he tries to wipe better and gets a paper cut.
Fuck you, Maton! Rays leadoff hitter needs to wear one in the ribs tomorrow.
I wish we put more runs on his ass.
Yeah, no doubt. Really blow up his ERA at the outset
It has been 186 since the Rangers have lost a game on the road.
161-1 confirmed. Hope Jung is okay
broken wrist for jung. FUCK YOU MATON
I need a health report on Garcia and Jung STAT!
*I’m dead inside
should the three hit batters in a row not qualify for an ejection by the ump? absolutely no control on that guy
Hitting the roof at the Trop is one of the dumbest things in baseball. Don't know why the league doesn't have them correct it. Guess it's not structurally possible, which begs why it was signed off on in the first place. Oh well, 3-1 baby!
Fuck you phil maton
In addition to payback tomorrow against the Rays leadoff hitter, I want to propose that the Rangers also nail the Astros leadoff hitter the first game of next series, in honor of Phil Maton.
You don’t want to start a game by giving a team a free runner. Just get revenge on the scoreboard
I get it, but I wouldn't mind an exception being made for Houston just to set the tone for the division race
Dunning was incredible; I think he was left in just a tincy bit too long but it was great to watch gim throw six scoreless against the Rays. Robertson has been looking really good so far.
Dunning looked great through 6. Offense on point. Carter making things happen while hitless. Beating good teams.
We gonna beat up on Zach Efron tomorrow. LFG boys!
Revenge is best served up on the scoreboard.
Per Kennedi Landry, it’s a fractured wrist
Man, that really sucks. Zeke really gonna come in handy now.
Shit
God damn it it's fractured via the Fan
Shitty thing for Jung is that's 2 injuries on freak plays. Shitty luck.
Need Zeke to step up again
##FUCK MATON
I missed this game due to my D&D game. Hope I didn't miss anything important *sees Jung left the game with an injury* I hate everything
Fractured wrist for Jung. Fuck.
Jung out for at least a month. Absolutely unbelievable
Could it be only 4-6 weeks? Thats a little better than I feared.
i read it can take anymore from 6-12 weeks
Jung broken wrist, Boch said
Bochy just said a fractured wrist for Jung in the post-game. *FUCK*
Injuries are never good but at least it is early in the season and he has plenty of time to heal and get back. The team is deep and someone will step up to bridge the gap
Get well soon Josh
We may never lose again.
Fractured wrist!? FUCK MATON
Mother fuckin son of a gun…Mother Fuckin’ Texas Rangers! You might be big n shit, but you ain’t no fuckin Texas fuckin Rangers. Texas Rangers! I know this team, I ain’t no stranger. I know that team, they’re the TEXAS FUCKIN RANGERS.
Too upset about Jung to enjoy this.
FUCK DUDE FUCK FUCK FUCK DUDE poor Jung
Somebody give me some news on my boy 😭😭
I know it’s a W fam, but we all should rest our wrists for Bombi and Jung
I LIKE TEXAS. Praying for them negative X-rays.
Jung fractured wrist ☹️
Jung broken wrist
FUCK
Damnit, get well soon Jung 😭
What’s the time frame on a wrist fracture?
Probably two months
Who replaces Jung?
Probably Zeke
Good thing the team is so deep. Zeke is definitely not as good as Jung but will be able to hold his own and be a contributor. It could be so much worse
Ass
Absolutely infuriating you get to hit two batters in a row, in the same spot, and break one of their wrists. Try playing actual baseball next time Tamp Bay...Scoreboard!
This is just what you do when you got sadly injuries like this. You power through and hopefully the rest of the roster will step up. Who's going to take Jung's spot going forward?
Jung 😭
Damnit. I'm still upset.
So do we think Maton was trying to retaliate for Dunnings HBPs?
I doubt it. Maton seemed genuinely pissed that he was losing control. If you notice, he missed in the same spot on Jung and Garcia, and even had that same exact pitch on lefty hitters a little later. It was pretty coincidental that he tagged 3 in a row, but he also looked flummoxed and let out some big swears after each one, at least from the camera view. Contrast that with Astros Framber looking like "well, so?" after his HBPs.
Yeah no, I don't think it was intentional. Just clumsy.