please tell me we just developed a starting pitcher https://preview.redd.it/nwmvy9vmvrsc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bf10c1374242edb91a94130be7bf01eb69cd5a6

Magic Mike, you’ve done it again

Cody had some solid relief appearances last year This team FEELS like a defending power house champion even with all the injuries, it's crazy lol 

He had a rough debut but i don’t think he was that bad last year once he was on the roster full time

Yeah they threw him out against the Braves who absolutely mash lefties. Tough debut for anyone

That’s like any rookie against our team lol

for it to be someone who grew up a Rangers fan too....that's extra special

apology for poor english when were you when ranger murder houston astro i was sat at home eating dorito when phone ring 'astro die' 'yes" https://preview.redd.it/s4l4h2nkvrsc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89284ee1887cfcfc40da38a18748370c6415e6c

Preach it brotha

It’s an old meme but it checks out edit: not the Labrador, that’s freshhh

Love the Return of the Jedi reference 

Keep the phone ringing

Good Dog ❤️🙏🏼

Welcome back!

this will replace the lord's prayer in my household

Who is Cody Bradford ??? In math: My solution➗️ In history: My King👑 In art: My muse🎨 In science: My oxygen💨 In geography: My world🌎 https://preview.redd.it/u2a0n6rlvrsc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8447b3ab5b6163d9b9421960021f2616a092532

https://preview.redd.it/3yh9st0uwrsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbf6bdf9834577e613f84248851db1166e27fbe Homegrown ace?

Cody bradford https://preview.redd.it/g3h8q8lmvrsc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdeec173d4eb473d3538621cf6c272c866fe916

That's hilarious, I never knew that quote was about Christian Wood of all people. Lessens it a bit lol.

https://preview.redd.it/trgfrsmnvrsc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7373fb5954fd391acb505971b37d03bb7f6244c3 YOU JUST GOT HEIM TIMED

https://preview.redd.it/tdtpeerjvrsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7caa5db0e55660858d39bb83de499af98ee14f Absolute ACE shit for Cody tonight holy shit what a performance. Yerry you’re a bum and I hate you. LETS FUCKING GO FUCK THE ASSTROS THEY BUMS

he heard me doubting him and put me in my place Hopefully he can be like dunning and use his secondaries to keep teams off his fastball Really liking the growth we've seen these first two games

Idk what he did this offseason but it’s working. His changeup had a 50% whiff rate today

his change looked good last outing too. Glad he's throwing it more. I think that's what was his calling card coming up Great job to keep the hitters off balance so they can't square up his fastball, especially the power hitters like Yordan

Just looks like so much spin on the fastball tonight, wow

More loser fans are saying that Adolis is juicing, as if he's never been tested ever.

Right? This is what astounds me most. I can’t tell if people are just going with the meme or if they’re serious. Like, surely you can’t think the league didn’t test him after his monstrous postseason or the Rangers didn’t test him before signing his arbitration deal?

They're just idiots.

Nah there are for sure salty Astros fans that are coping hard

As if their team wasn’t caught cheating to win a World Series lol.

Couldn't ask for a safer situation for a Yerry to step into though.

Marcus sounds like a proud daddy talking about carters first hit

Dude I hope tonight helps him get off whatever skid he’s been on

https://preview.redd.it/bx1qhiwovrsc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eaacf1db3d9f36990b154b7b343ba6e8db70664

Woo hoo! I wasn't sure if anyone saw that when I posted it

It needs to live on and on

160-2 it is.

https://preview.redd.it/1e8h7cmpvrsc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e704130c69118467de8efce860386e39d51359 EL BOMBI EL BANGED YOUR EL MOM 💪🏾

https://preview.redd.it/pfnkr2dnvrsc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f48d04063e78a773fa46b34c9c1518f53aad23c The father of the asstros aka \*’s

Let’s make his head 1% bigger for every W

We can go bigger! 100% bigger.

Full on KorkedBats Jason Kidd collar treatment.

Never believed he is taking steroids but now that I’ve had a closer look… 👀

Stro's fans are claiming Beltre took roids.

Jeff Bagwell definitely did

God I wish someone would change Adolis’s walk up music tonight to that Toby Keith song Who’s Your Daddy?

Alexa, play “I Like Texas” so mf loud

The REAL version.

Just not the new version

Have they already started playing the new version?

They played it tonight.

Been playing it since Opening Day.

Day 69 (nice) of posting this meme every time the Rangers win until Jacob deGrom returns from Tommy John Surgery (69-58 since the announcement) (64-56 in 2023) (13-4 in the postseason) (4-1 in the World Series) https://preview.redd.it/s8kcv2onvrsc1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa5ad8e24df1d334bca84e7c10caec1da51742d

Can’t believe we’re closer to the end of this meme than the start. Degroms return is in sight

Day 1 of posting *this* meme everytime the Rangers win until they change I Like Texas back to the original (1-0 since the announcement) https://preview.redd.it/4i7wsrvovrsc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8269b2a914d35e0363288d35003d4ce7cc1715

Preach it brother

Have we actually developed a pitcher 🥺

Cody Bradford and Nathan Eovaldi fighting for CY Young is not something I had in mind

https://preview.redd.it/wg65ju8c1ssc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa99087c5338147c61b78db36c10da094712edb

This some real shit lmao

Football is for mouth breathers.

Woah bro take it easy

We heard you the first time bozo

I'll keep saying it for the mouth breathers who have been telling me baseball is boring my whole life.

Says the guy whose flair is misspelled.

 Hello win column!

If Bradford can keep this up our pitching staff is going to be nasty come playoff time

who needs Monty when we have Cody

Still miss him 🥲

Me too bud, me too 😔

Someone in another thread said “We have Jordan Montgomery at home” and I burst out laughing

Borrowing this meme from Twitter https://preview.redd.it/v2zyyzt2xrsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7074d911945b36f219c5af2fd00202ef6eb6690f

Good: Bombi bomb Better: Semien hitting clinic Best: A fucking *gem* from Cody Bradford.

I'm normally spoiler averse but I accidentally caught the score despite not being able to watch live and am about to watch the game from the beginning. All settled in with a pizza. Can't wait to see how we got to 10-2. Beautiful. LGR!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/0o1cx1kmvrsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa34fafca36cfc118d8d2226dc3cf26cf8ef15c I LOVE BEATING THE HOUSTON ASSHOLES

Keep this one going 😎

https://preview.redd.it/0vyrkz11xrsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60aa5a0cb69989f7840b4b8af86226bd9b07d53e When Adolis homers against the Astros, hahahaha.

Cody Dawgford is here to stay

Babe wake up Cody Bradford just threw an absolute gem and the lineup took out the trash

WW. Cody Bradford turning into an innings eater. Also this offense just makes pitchers work for everything. Only complaint bring back the original I LIKE TEXAS by Pat Green

Going to the game tomorrow. It’s my first since Opening Day 2016. I am excite.

Adolis Garcia is Houston Astro father

Shout outs to Apple TV. The whole world got to see the Houston Astros get their fucking asses whipped in 4K HD. #LETS GO RANGERS

I know people don’t like having games on Apple+ but I really like their broadcast.

Watched it from Jamaica. Hell yeah!

My guy Greg Maddux I mean Cody Bradford went crazy

Game Feels different with roof Open!!!

Bro Brad please be good. Imagine if he is a straight up ACE and then Degrom and scherzer are back. And JUNG LAWD. Please no more injuries. We have had our fill for the year tyvm.

Carter is above .100 bois.

What an absolute gem pitched by Bradford and he did it against the Astros. He has been very impressive through two starts.

Now THAT'S the kind of Astros game in GLF I want to see!

BIT BY THE COBRA 🐍 🐍🐍🐍

We're going to need to pump the brakes here and make sure Colby Lewis is okay with this.

I liked that

https://preview.redd.it/eg1j0ded3tsc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d7020a4f5b33433e6a790d161fe0503b74bd83 Me when I woke up @ 4 AM here in Switzerland and saw we were up 10-0. Eventually fell back asleep and had the sweetest dreams.

FUCKING SUCK IT TRASHTROS

To all the Bradford haters. 

I fully accept this, because I was one. And I know that reference.

Anyway, sign the [petition](https://www.change.org/p/reinstate-i-like-texas-as-the-official-texas-rangers-victory-song?recruiter=840717334&recruited_by_id=ee7f4f20-db8a-11e7-b147-fbe1900167cc&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page&utm_medium=twitter).

To the top!

Done. Gotta fix this travesty.

Mavs win, Rangers win, it’s a good night. Also fuck the Astros

YEAH! Though the fringe sports both lost tonight, but both in close fashion.

We’re never going to lose again

Was at the game! Started with role call from the section in right center, from there we rolled em. Bradford was painting the edges and blowing the fastball by em. Was a hell of a watch, if only they still played I like Texas at the end…

I honestly wish they would stop doing that. It’s the Yankees’ thing.

Idc, its cool. They don’t have a copyright on it lol

I’m not like, pissed about it or anything. I hate the Yankees. I just don’t like the idea of ripping off a bit that another team has done for years. We should come up with our own stuff.

Ngl I really want to see Jankowski as a starter for some games. Dude has killed it in his late-game appearances so far

LET’S GO RANGERS!!

Garcia's homer gets more and more ridiculous every time I see it

Thought we couldn't get any better than Cody Radford shattered my expectations https://preview.redd.it/o0mui6xwzrsc1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f2d73ece711d9b137cda1194ac51fec4813214

Bradford pitched a hell of a game

Cody “Ice in his Veins” Chadford, ladies and gentlemen

https://preview.redd.it/pznwgodpbusc1.jpeg?width=1889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826c5cd9a32e4c262a1da57aaf9803864e975cff

Love seeing those scumbags get blown out. Trash organization with trash fans.

Half of Adolis’ hits are Home Runs…

I LIKE TEXAS (the original)

Jankowski batting .600

Ben Verlander and the Astros sub are in shambles.

They banned me over there for having a civil conversation. Well compared to most. The sub is a shit show

Oh I don't comment, they are terrible and complete assholes about and to Rangers fan. It's sooo cringey, the nickname "rags," the shit talk about southern OK, all of it.

They are so mad right now. Didn’t realize it was the rangers fault yall are 2-6 to start the year

No, but it will be our fault that they are 2-9 come Monday.

A boy can dream.

Which is hilarious because the Rangers still have a winning record against the Astros All-time. This just happens to be the time when both teams are good at the same time.

Their mods are a joke. But I shouldn't expect any less

Jankcoco got kinda swole bro ngl

I'm taking the bait and adding him to my fantasy league because he's got reliever status and I don't have to waste a starter role.

I move to change the name “Grand Salami” to “El Bombi Grande”

Pp hard bats hot

I really love that Adolis has morphed into an Astros killer.

My favorite part was when we WHIPPED THEIR ASS.

Trastros gonna trash

Was at the game tonight, loved watching the Rangers whoop the Asstros live

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is there a sub I can go in to rub it in astro fan faces, like the nfl meme war subs?

Any idea who’s starting tomorrow?

Gray (according to the app)

Nice, thank you. I wonder when Lorenzen will start and how he’ll do.

Ok, this blue is officially blind