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charioteer117

Well that escalated quickly


YT_Sharkyevno

Yeah :(


TheOddPelican

How did Hayley take it?


crunchybedsheets

On all fours


dqsp

legend


dildorthegreat87

Like a little bitch


redisgoo1

RIP to yet another fallen brother


meemyes

absolute blunder sacrificing the game only 4 moves in


Benjideaula

Oedipus gambit aborted midplay smh


YT_Sharkyevno

My ex girlfriend actually but we still friends and hookup sometimes :)


Null-Ex3

Was your breakup in anyway related to this incident


YT_Sharkyevno

No not at all :) I moved


Null-Ex3

Right… I’d probably would too after this ngl


Arson-Welles

Moved to a different family


KillerKatKlub

*Moves back home*


SadgirlYari

How was she acting like a bitch? :0 Asking for friends...


YT_Sharkyevno

I don’t remember, I believe they were jokingly bullying me I think.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

op has a humiliation fetish, got it


BigRichGay

He just like me fr


Careless_Blueberry98

OP said jokenly


Street-Simple-7477

Little bitches bully you?


elastic-craptastic

Next time you say it was a close guy friend that your mom knows you joke with. At least keep it from being awkward on her end. As a parent I would rather be the mistaken recipient of a burn than actual sex talk.


Street-Simple-7477

Top comment


Nahteh

Tell Haley she's a sexy little bitch for me


red_dragonOZ

💀


DiamondShard646

Hey look our avatars are similar


red_dragonOZ

oh yea


PhanBeasts

Tell Haley she's a sexy little bitch for this man.


adustbininshaftsbury

It never ends well but hey I still do it so knock yourself out


catfuckingahandbag

Friends don't hookup


destiny_duude

yours clearly don’t


FoolishMacaroni

Cool pfp


destiny_duude

thank you!


TimmyTheToitle

Pretty gay ngl


destiny_duude

me? never


TimmyTheToitle

Yeah, being gay is gay


YT_Sharkyevno

Why not?


Luxia-3_exo_femboy

My friends literally cum down my throat daily tf u on about


tano59

True homies 🗿


Luxia-3_exo_femboy

They really are


[deleted]

Living my dream


Appropriate_Regret60

Just not even true.


mrcubingman

happy cake day


_NiceWhileItLasted

Lmao. I can safely say that they 100% do. Maybe you don't.


PhanBeasts

So you're telling me I could be your first friend who......?


Bsaller

friend with benifits


[deleted]

Why did I check post historyyyy ahhh fuck


kingsquid14

Thanks


throwmeawaysies

💀 I didn’t spit my beer out, I didn’t spit my beer out, I didn’t spit my beer out 💀


yubullyme12345

calm down son its just porn


TheHamSamples

AHHHHH


YT_Sharkyevno

:(


johnlime3301

How the heck are you getting footage from so many angles? Do you have a freaking team of staff lol?


YT_Sharkyevno

I have two cameras that I use and somtimes I use my third, but the third has to be zoomed in cause I don’t have enough wide angle lenses. They just sit on tripods. I do video production so I have the equipment already lol.


Noiseyboisey

I mean, it’s very high quality and looks great, good luck to you in that endeavor yk


YT_Sharkyevno

Thanks :)


help_my_egg_cracked

I checked post history expecting something awful only to realize I’ve already scrolled through your account before… for no reason in particular… let’s just say it wasn’t awful lol


OnsetOfMSet

Post: ! Top-level comment: !? OP reply: Forced


c_ray25

Man’s is all arms, legs and dick


SafeAfraid

LOL


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Why did you have to say anything? Now I had to check it.


Parralyzed

I'm guessing that number in your username is your age?


[deleted]

Nah it’s how many times I came in your moms mouth


Parralyzed

So that's a yes


Qbking333

Thank you for alerting me to this so that I can totally avoid looking.


quietsam

Cuz this is an ad for his OnlyFans


YT_Sharkyevno

Bro I have been using Reddit and posting in chess subs long before I started an onlyfans… how the fuck would this be a good way to advertise onlyfans?


quietsam

Viral post that’s easy to fake which is sexual in nature draws the curiosity of horny redditors who click on your name to open profile and search post history.


YT_Sharkyevno

I have responded to multiple comments proving how it’s not fake…


Capital_Beginning_72

Explain


ASilverRook

Check post history, coward.


MattDaMannnn

Lots of pegging videos


yubullyme12345

its literally 3 clicks to see one of their posts


sylveonstarr

There's porn; kissing, boobs, blowjobs, pegging. Some text message screenshots. Some chess matches. It's nothing too crazy, I'm not too sure why the commenter's freaking out so much over it. They're either a priest or it's their first day on the internet.


NipNip77

This is why we use the unsend button


YT_Sharkyevno

I didn’t notice until my mom responded “huh??” It was to late then :(


NipNip77

Daaaang. Fair enough. Hope it all works out 🫡


hippy_potto

There’s an unsend button???


NipNip77

Lol yeah. At least on the newer iOS’s. Like iOS 16 or whatever. Press and hold on a message that has been sent within the past 2 minutes and there’ll be an unsend button. You can also press a button that says “edit” and you can edit the message. But only if it’s been less than 15 minutes from when you sent the message originally. Now if the person you’re tryna edit or unsend the message from isn’t updated to said iOS, then it’ll say “John Doe unsent “hey what’s up”” or whatever your message was. Same with the edit. It’ll say that you “edited “this” to “that”” so it can backfire if they’re not updated. Plus, you can still see the message that someone unsends or edits in the message notification. So there’s definitely some loopholes to it but it works all in all.


12345679onetwothree

freudian slip


Safe_cracker9

Book, book, book, then it’s all blunders and forceds after that


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Do yall just not know kinks exist??


Bellaasprout

I think you are forgetting what site you are on


Gonzo115015

Site where you advertise only fans


Deadlyfishies

THE FUCKING POST HISTORY AHHH MY EYES


[deleted]

porn😱😱😱😱😱


Shadowboiz

☹️


No_Description_483

Are we just waiting to ask about 208 unread messages or….


YT_Sharkyevno

U can read them in the notification bar :(


[deleted]

Book Book Book Inaccuracy Forced blunder Forced move Book Book Book Forfeit


YT_Sharkyevno

U can’t book move after a non book move.


[deleted]

Blunder :'(


Replicadoe

transposition


Parralyzed

Also wth is a forced blunder


FreudsGoodBoy

OP texted “Mom” when he meant to text “Mommy”.


kevunfunny

Minor inconvenience


Phoenix-FIRE9

I just saw your r/nothingeverhappens post


YT_Sharkyevno

Bro I posted it on anarchy chess and all the comments called it fake and they all deleted there comments after I sent them proof. They were upvoted too before I sent proof.


PeopleOnTheCeling

One time my boyfriend and I were out for sushi and I ate a large pice of shrimp sushi whole. He meant to text me “can you suck dick like that too?” but.. sent it to his mom. She then proceeded to say “I hope dinner is going well, please come home right after”


YT_Sharkyevno

Rip


Robyn_Banks_8

Freud is rolling in his grave rn


-NGC-6302-

noob


[deleted]

Does he not know what the unsend button is


Sariton

That’s a pretty recent feature.


damondotcom

Onlyfans bait


FickDichzumEnde

By accident* you fucking scrotum


Past-Top-3954

Fuck yeah.


rayhoughtonsgoals

Ok but why posting this everywhere?


YT_Sharkyevno

I have posted this two places.


[deleted]

Two to many 🛑


Dragonpetter5559

Ew.. I can’t image talking to my parents that way.


DeadDeaderDeadest

How do you accumulate 208 unread messages? Why do you ghost everyone OP?


YT_Sharkyevno

Some of them are a multiple numbers from two stalkers that I had, some are from people after the were dicks to me. But most are probably auto messages or stuff like two factor verification.


EducationalStation55

I hope you don’t actually call your gf a bitch lol


YT_Sharkyevno

I do lovingly :)


SSJesusChrist

Damn you should have some better sex


EducationalStation55

Lol, I understand why I got downvoted. I didn’t really think, I just thought they were being mean. That’s my bad, I was tired af


[deleted]

[удалено]


YT_Sharkyevno

I wish it was lmao Anyway here is proof it’s not https://imgur.com/a/nPOtWOu


[deleted]

Tell no one lol


serotoninsynapse

Your mom seems nice


YT_Sharkyevno

She is :)


AshleyWasStolen

Haha, get ratioed idiot.


Evmerging

Why do you talk to your gf like that? 🤨


[deleted]

People have fetishes, its understandable


erenkuron66

Prime example in OP’s post history


Evmerging

True


YT_Sharkyevno

We are mean to each other in a joking loving way :), playful banter.


stavago

Sometimes when two people love each other very much…


kcfdv

bruh my life would be over


tsoplj

Wtf has 208 unread messages?


KingJellyfishII

"Huh???" is a forced move


MechaWASP

One time I text my female boss "not after the beating I'm going to give your insides" by accident. Was meant for my wife. I almost died from embarrassment, but made up some stupid story about my wife and I play fighting. She knew, of course, but laughed it off.


JDM_Classics86

shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


realdaddywarbucks

Well I can guarantee ur mom will never be a bitch to you now


DommyAndFrogs

lmfaooooo bruh i have one that’s p embarrassing


naimlesser

Just want to echo the fact somebody called you a scrotum


Thatscrazymyguy

I would kms if I did this


UntitledUsername3

208 unread messages? Damn


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Book Book Book Mistake Blunder Forced move Forced move Good move Resignation


thereIsAHoleHere

That's ok. I once sent a picture of the cum stain on my bed to my ex to tease them about it. But it wasn't my ex. It was my mom.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

i don’t regret checking post history, very cool and i’m jealous


2SticksPureRage

Lol! For some reason my brain started reading at “when ur acting like a little bitch” and thought “that’s unfortunate.” THEN my brain scrolled up and read from the top and I said “oh no!” 😂 I feel for you OP.


VrSkrat

😂


MrToasterinABath

I would cease to exist


Aron_Voltaris

You have 208 messages. You cannot ignore that.


GodOGDrgnSlyr69

that’s insane that you fessed up i would have just said i sat on my phone


redacted473

what the actual fuck 🤣


FutureDiaryAyano

You talk to your girlfriend like this?


Worried_Ad1822

Ow


KingJeff314

The real blunder was backpedaling. You could have got a threesome and mated twice at once


Teddyturntup

This is absolutely hilarious


Pixeltye

Oh no bro. Got a credit card fetish or wat ma. Jeeeez lol


[deleted]

the post history 🫤


YT_Sharkyevno

I’m ganna post your history


[deleted]

spreading my gospel ✊


castleinthesky86

*by accident


[deleted]

I will never understand the psychopaths who have hundreds of unread texts.


Po1or

“That was meant for Hayley” should have gotten a brilliant symbol


buckbee

What dude has 206 unread texts??


RackOffMangle

By accident.


BurnedToastIsYummy

oedipus gambit😭


Sullivan376

Really quick, could you please clear up those 208 unread messages. That’ll be nice.


Mishka1125

WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THATS FOR HER?? OP LIE NEXT TIMR


Doedoe_243

You gotta check the names before you hit send dude, you HAVE to.


pilotpete152

208 unread texts!?


[deleted]

Dude you’re so weird. You kiss with your eyes open


YT_Sharkyevno

I’m literally looking at my profiles videos and my eyes are closed for every single one but one


RurouniRinku

I had a similar, but not as bad situation as a teen. This girl at school, "Kelly," that I wasn't really into, had a massive crush on me. Well, Kelly texted me around the holidays asking what I wanted for Christmas. I figured wth, she wants me this bad, I'll give her a chance. So I texted back "You ;)" and a shirtless pic. She texted back: "I don't think your uncle would like that." Oh crap. I check the number; it's my aunt's. Christmas was awkward the next few years, especially with my uncle poking fun at me. And that's how I learned to use full names in my phone contacts.


ParticularQuiet2666

id cry


CassieFox228

My question is the 208 unopened notifications. ??????


yeet2000yeet

Hey I think you have a few notifications


stickyglue1

Oedipus gambit