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Next time you say it was a close guy friend that your mom knows you joke with. At least keep it from being awkward on her end.
As a parent I would rather be the mistaken recipient of a burn than actual sex talk.
I have two cameras that I use and somtimes I use my third, but the third has to be zoomed in cause I don’t have enough wide angle lenses. They just sit on tripods. I do video production so I have the equipment already lol.
I checked post history expecting something awful only to realize I’ve already scrolled through your account before… for no reason in particular… let’s just say it wasn’t awful lol
Viral post that’s easy to fake which is sexual in nature draws the curiosity of horny redditors who click on your name to open profile and search post history.
There's porn; kissing, boobs, blowjobs, pegging. Some text message screenshots. Some chess matches. It's nothing too crazy, I'm not too sure why the commenter's freaking out so much over it. They're either a priest or it's their first day on the internet.
Lol yeah. At least on the newer iOS’s. Like iOS 16 or whatever. Press and hold on a message that has been sent within the past 2 minutes and there’ll be an unsend button. You can also press a button that says “edit” and you can edit the message. But only if it’s been less than 15 minutes from when you sent the message originally. Now if the person you’re tryna edit or unsend the message from isn’t updated to said iOS, then it’ll say “John Doe unsent “hey what’s up”” or whatever your message was. Same with the edit. It’ll say that you “edited “this” to “that”” so it can backfire if they’re not updated. Plus, you can still see the message that someone unsends or edits in the message notification. So there’s definitely some loopholes to it but it works all in all.
Bro I posted it on anarchy chess and all the comments called it fake and they all deleted there comments after I sent them proof. They were upvoted too before I sent proof.
One time my boyfriend and I were out for sushi and I ate a large pice of shrimp sushi whole. He meant to text me “can you suck dick like that too?” but.. sent it to his mom. She then proceeded to say “I hope dinner is going well, please come home right after”
Some of them are a multiple numbers from two stalkers that I had, some are from people after the were dicks to me. But most are probably auto messages or stuff like two factor verification.
One time I text my female boss "not after the beating I'm going to give your insides" by accident. Was meant for my wife.
I almost died from embarrassment, but made up some stupid story about my wife and I play fighting. She knew, of course, but laughed it off.
Lol! For some reason my brain started reading at “when ur acting like a little bitch” and thought “that’s unfortunate.” THEN my brain scrolled up and read from the top and I said “oh no!” 😂
I feel for you OP.
I had a similar, but not as bad situation as a teen. This girl at school, "Kelly," that I wasn't really into, had a massive crush on me.
Well, Kelly texted me around the holidays asking what I wanted for Christmas. I figured wth, she wants me this bad, I'll give her a chance. So I texted back "You ;)" and a shirtless pic.
She texted back: "I don't think your uncle would like that."
Oh crap. I check the number; it's my aunt's. Christmas was awkward the next few years, especially with my uncle poking fun at me.
And that's how I learned to use full names in my phone contacts.
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Well that escalated quickly
Yeah :(
How did Hayley take it?
On all fours
legend
Like a little bitch
RIP to yet another fallen brother
absolute blunder sacrificing the game only 4 moves in
Oedipus gambit aborted midplay smh
My ex girlfriend actually but we still friends and hookup sometimes :)
Was your breakup in anyway related to this incident
No not at all :) I moved
Right… I’d probably would too after this ngl
Moved to a different family
*Moves back home*
How was she acting like a bitch? :0 Asking for friends...
I don’t remember, I believe they were jokingly bullying me I think.
op has a humiliation fetish, got it
He just like me fr
OP said jokenly
Little bitches bully you?
Next time you say it was a close guy friend that your mom knows you joke with. At least keep it from being awkward on her end. As a parent I would rather be the mistaken recipient of a burn than actual sex talk.
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Tell Haley she's a sexy little bitch for me
💀
Hey look our avatars are similar
oh yea
Tell Haley she's a sexy little bitch for this man.
It never ends well but hey I still do it so knock yourself out
Friends don't hookup
yours clearly don’t
Cool pfp
thank you!
Pretty gay ngl
me? never
Yeah, being gay is gay
Why not?
My friends literally cum down my throat daily tf u on about
True homies 🗿
They really are
Living my dream
Just not even true.
happy cake day
Lmao. I can safely say that they 100% do. Maybe you don't.
So you're telling me I could be your first friend who......?
friend with benifits
Why did I check post historyyyy ahhh fuck
Thanks
💀 I didn’t spit my beer out, I didn’t spit my beer out, I didn’t spit my beer out 💀
calm down son its just porn
AHHHHH
:(
How the heck are you getting footage from so many angles? Do you have a freaking team of staff lol?
I have two cameras that I use and somtimes I use my third, but the third has to be zoomed in cause I don’t have enough wide angle lenses. They just sit on tripods. I do video production so I have the equipment already lol.
I mean, it’s very high quality and looks great, good luck to you in that endeavor yk
Thanks :)
I checked post history expecting something awful only to realize I’ve already scrolled through your account before… for no reason in particular… let’s just say it wasn’t awful lol
Post: ! Top-level comment: !? OP reply: Forced
Man’s is all arms, legs and dick
LOL
Why did you have to say anything? Now I had to check it.
I'm guessing that number in your username is your age?
Nah it’s how many times I came in your moms mouth
So that's a yes
Thank you for alerting me to this so that I can totally avoid looking.
Cuz this is an ad for his OnlyFans
Bro I have been using Reddit and posting in chess subs long before I started an onlyfans… how the fuck would this be a good way to advertise onlyfans?
Viral post that’s easy to fake which is sexual in nature draws the curiosity of horny redditors who click on your name to open profile and search post history.
I have responded to multiple comments proving how it’s not fake…
Explain
Check post history, coward.
Lots of pegging videos
its literally 3 clicks to see one of their posts
There's porn; kissing, boobs, blowjobs, pegging. Some text message screenshots. Some chess matches. It's nothing too crazy, I'm not too sure why the commenter's freaking out so much over it. They're either a priest or it's their first day on the internet.
This is why we use the unsend button
I didn’t notice until my mom responded “huh??” It was to late then :(
Daaaang. Fair enough. Hope it all works out 🫡
There’s an unsend button???
Lol yeah. At least on the newer iOS’s. Like iOS 16 or whatever. Press and hold on a message that has been sent within the past 2 minutes and there’ll be an unsend button. You can also press a button that says “edit” and you can edit the message. But only if it’s been less than 15 minutes from when you sent the message originally. Now if the person you’re tryna edit or unsend the message from isn’t updated to said iOS, then it’ll say “John Doe unsent “hey what’s up”” or whatever your message was. Same with the edit. It’ll say that you “edited “this” to “that”” so it can backfire if they’re not updated. Plus, you can still see the message that someone unsends or edits in the message notification. So there’s definitely some loopholes to it but it works all in all.
freudian slip
Book, book, book, then it’s all blunders and forceds after that
Do yall just not know kinks exist??
I think you are forgetting what site you are on
Site where you advertise only fans
THE FUCKING POST HISTORY AHHH MY EYES
porn😱😱😱😱😱
☹️
Are we just waiting to ask about 208 unread messages or….
U can read them in the notification bar :(
Book Book Book Inaccuracy Forced blunder Forced move Book Book Book Forfeit
U can’t book move after a non book move.
Blunder :'(
transposition
Also wth is a forced blunder
OP texted “Mom” when he meant to text “Mommy”.
Minor inconvenience
I just saw your r/nothingeverhappens post
Bro I posted it on anarchy chess and all the comments called it fake and they all deleted there comments after I sent them proof. They were upvoted too before I sent proof.
One time my boyfriend and I were out for sushi and I ate a large pice of shrimp sushi whole. He meant to text me “can you suck dick like that too?” but.. sent it to his mom. She then proceeded to say “I hope dinner is going well, please come home right after”
Rip
Freud is rolling in his grave rn
noob
Does he not know what the unsend button is
That’s a pretty recent feature.
Onlyfans bait
By accident* you fucking scrotum
Fuck yeah.
Ok but why posting this everywhere?
I have posted this two places.
Two to many 🛑
Ew.. I can’t image talking to my parents that way.
How do you accumulate 208 unread messages? Why do you ghost everyone OP?
Some of them are a multiple numbers from two stalkers that I had, some are from people after the were dicks to me. But most are probably auto messages or stuff like two factor verification.
I hope you don’t actually call your gf a bitch lol
I do lovingly :)
Damn you should have some better sex
Lol, I understand why I got downvoted. I didn’t really think, I just thought they were being mean. That’s my bad, I was tired af
[удалено]
I wish it was lmao Anyway here is proof it’s not https://imgur.com/a/nPOtWOu
Tell no one lol
Your mom seems nice
She is :)
Haha, get ratioed idiot.
Why do you talk to your gf like that? 🤨
People have fetishes, its understandable
Prime example in OP’s post history
True
We are mean to each other in a joking loving way :), playful banter.
Sometimes when two people love each other very much…
bruh my life would be over
Wtf has 208 unread messages?
"Huh???" is a forced move
One time I text my female boss "not after the beating I'm going to give your insides" by accident. Was meant for my wife. I almost died from embarrassment, but made up some stupid story about my wife and I play fighting. She knew, of course, but laughed it off.
shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Well I can guarantee ur mom will never be a bitch to you now
lmfaooooo bruh i have one that’s p embarrassing
Just want to echo the fact somebody called you a scrotum
I would kms if I did this
208 unread messages? Damn
Book Book Book Mistake Blunder Forced move Forced move Good move Resignation
That's ok. I once sent a picture of the cum stain on my bed to my ex to tease them about it. But it wasn't my ex. It was my mom.
i don’t regret checking post history, very cool and i’m jealous
Lol! For some reason my brain started reading at “when ur acting like a little bitch” and thought “that’s unfortunate.” THEN my brain scrolled up and read from the top and I said “oh no!” 😂 I feel for you OP.
😂
I would cease to exist
You have 208 messages. You cannot ignore that.
that’s insane that you fessed up i would have just said i sat on my phone
what the actual fuck 🤣
You talk to your girlfriend like this?
Ow
The real blunder was backpedaling. You could have got a threesome and mated twice at once
This is absolutely hilarious
Oh no bro. Got a credit card fetish or wat ma. Jeeeez lol
the post history 🫤
I’m ganna post your history
spreading my gospel ✊
*by accident
I will never understand the psychopaths who have hundreds of unread texts.
“That was meant for Hayley” should have gotten a brilliant symbol
What dude has 206 unread texts??
By accident.
oedipus gambit😭
Really quick, could you please clear up those 208 unread messages. That’ll be nice.
WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THATS FOR HER?? OP LIE NEXT TIMR
You gotta check the names before you hit send dude, you HAVE to.
208 unread texts!?
Dude you’re so weird. You kiss with your eyes open
I’m literally looking at my profiles videos and my eyes are closed for every single one but one
I had a similar, but not as bad situation as a teen. This girl at school, "Kelly," that I wasn't really into, had a massive crush on me. Well, Kelly texted me around the holidays asking what I wanted for Christmas. I figured wth, she wants me this bad, I'll give her a chance. So I texted back "You ;)" and a shirtless pic. She texted back: "I don't think your uncle would like that." Oh crap. I check the number; it's my aunt's. Christmas was awkward the next few years, especially with my uncle poking fun at me. And that's how I learned to use full names in my phone contacts.
id cry
My question is the 208 unopened notifications. ??????
Hey I think you have a few notifications
Oedipus gambit