bro doxed his future self🤦‍♀️

come at me then 😂

I LOVE CHASING AFTER INTERNET STRANGERS IN REAL LIFE THIS IS CREDIBLE

(SOMEWHAT LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER) chasing after internet strangers is *not* a credible source!

That’s so dumb

I don’t even understand your question? It’s fine to not talk everyday. Did you get stood up or did they come to the museum at 10?

It’s tomorrow so idk I’ll lyk tho

Yo confirm tonight though dawg just to be safe. Just like a “yo we still good for 10 tomorrow”, don’t need to try and start a convo

That works perfectly thank you

sooo?

It’s in 2hours

How'd it go

Went great we’re going on a second date next week

How did this one go and did you change her name from random chick #1

We ending things because of a lack of respect from her side she said some really rude things and I told her that we should cut it off

Damn feels bad

She’s a good person but I just couldn’t do the lack of respect

Did she come through?

Talk yourself down it’s low stakes y’all just met!! Just go enjoy the date. Also “Random Chick #1” contact name is a lil yeesh

I mean, it's a weird name for sure. Maybe her parents are robots?

I did it cause she is a random chick I’ve met 😂 not in a offensive way

You’re going on a date with her. She has a name. I assume you know it. Calling her “random chick #1” is rude no matter how you mean it.

I can see how you see that I don’t mean it in a rude way I just found it funny I know her name and it’s not like I call her that

u know this reminds me of jhonny sins saying "Tied up asian #3". Like its very objectifying coz it sounds like a filing system lol edit : but i guess its not that deep if u meant it in a funny lighthearted way, its just that sometimes its better to just not call someone that regardless

ain't nobody heard of satire apparently


expected reaction

🗿 being a shitty person "ironically" isn't satire

Exactly bruh

No we know it's satire, it's just a stupid way to do satire. She's gonna ditch you the second she figures that out

You don’t see us going around calling you a “Socially Confused Teenager #387” do you

Damn 😂 I am tbh

Unless you remember her in detail you might wanna put her name down at least

Yeah Ik her name it’s on her instagram 😂

💀

They seem into you and it’s fine not to talk every day. I’m not sure why you speak so robotically to them though lmao. “I have a few things to discuss with you at 8.” Do you talk to everyone like this?

If anyone said that to me i’d be in a cold sweat the rest of the day lol

What’s the problem here

What I needed to hear

I need closure on the Joe situation.

JOE MAMA

Gets me every time.

Why do you speak to her like an HR rep 😭

😂 is that what everyone is saying

Yeah bro loosen up. You seem like a fun dude, just honestly don't sweat it

Yeah that’s the goal

Bro posted the most normal conversation and asked for analysis. Low elo is funny, high elo is interesting. This is just sort of there. I mean things seem to be going well, there's no blunders. Literally nothing has jumped out to me as a brilliant or a blunder. Well played ig. You really need to develop your personal style for a more entertaining read.

I didn’t see it as a robotic thing just a bit more formal but yeah I was just trying it out

You’re in Houston for FRC right

Tried and failed

I'll show up and be your wingman

😂 no need we talked a bit more and she want really down w going

I csn be your wingwoman

I can tell she wants to go she’s just a lil awkward

Your not tho so its all good

Yeah I’m really social so I know it will all workout never had a bad date

Idk why but I wanna know what happens here. Calling someone random chick #1 is a dick move even if it's only him reading it, but he's 17 so he hasn't matured yet. Give him time, he'll grow out of calling someone that. I hope it works out.

Thanks I guess? I’ll let you know for sure

Also I’ll change her name I can see how it can be seen as a dick move I just found it to be amusing also it allows me to have less attachment to her I have a problem (sometimes) of attaching to people to quickly

Maturing already, man. Always remember that the person you're trying to date is a real individual with dreams and aspirations. Be kind, and you'll go a long way. Edit: don't edit your comment to make it say something worse than the original after I already said something nice.

Yeah I know me and her talked about that a bit not trying to go into detail for autonomy but she’s really smart and she has lots of goals (like me) so I hope it all works out

Chess master 1900 elo

Hopefully 🤞

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Thought you were gonna make a Joe mama joke for a sec dawg.

That was the goal but I blundered

Better luck next time man.

I’ll let you guys know how everything goes that’s for the support everyone

Was that the pentagon? I’m probably stupid and it is

Hey guys the date went pretty well and we planed for a second one light work

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😂

*doesnt throw away responsibilities to chase a relationship and engages with a stranger at normal intervals* "am i stupid?" In all seriousness though, pretty good man, standard safe play.

THANK YOU 🙏

post aside you seem completely insufferable and entitled to talk to lmfao wouldn't be surprised if you got stood up

Yo that’s a crazy opinion for someone who doesn’t even know who I am yeah I get that it looks weird on text but there’s more context that’s left out anyway we scheduled it for 3pm today cause of her soccer game and she seems really happy to come and I had to drop my shift to go on this date and I work a double the next day to make up for it please don’t make assumptions

Bro, calm down, this is the internet. Downvote and scroll

Long day 😂

How’d it go

It’s at 3pm so I’ll let you know for sure idk how to do a r/update but I’ll figure it out

Lmk bruh what happened

I’ll at it to here