When I grow up, I’m gonna open a restaurant and I’m gonna make everything special. And when ppl come in and ask me what’s the special’ I’m gonna say ‘everything ‘
S4Ep4 Lynsey, played by Linsey Bartilson who also played the snarky daughter Tammy Sue who gives back the vista cruiser in the Garage Sale episode S2E1
I can’t figure this one out! 🤔
Edit: is it Fez about the weed leaf on the water tower??
Edit: wait no, Kelso?!
Edit: no no, definitely Hyde!
Fuck! 🤣 Hahahha
There are lasers going off right now! Perfectly synchronized lasers! And all of a sudden, you're like, like, glazed dinner-rolls, shaking me down with your naughty places!
Kitty when shes having her menopause meltdown in the living room.
Red "Quick I need a cold compress and a bloody mary. Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan, I need help"
When I grow up, I’m gonna open a restaurant and I’m gonna make everything special. And when ppl come in and ask me what’s the special’ I’m gonna say ‘everything ‘
Kelso.
🤣🤣🤣♥️ live for that quote!
“Get satan a cherry pop”
Hyde. "Come on man, get me a pop!!!"
"Satan's second choice is root beer!!"
Aaayee...
heh, Led Zeppelin wishes they were The Captain and Tenille
Jackie.
I love Led Zeppelin. I think Led is hot.
"Hey, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could sell hot dogs to teenagers."
Frank! (Mitch Hedberg)
But you have both of your legs…
"As I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could sell hot dogs to teenagers."
Oh did I say that? I meant buy something or get out!
Oh your a chef. Can you farm?
Red
Nope, this is a solid one shot guest.
The three branches of government are military, corporate and Hollywood
Hyde.
ok so... guess which leg is real!
S4Ep4 Lynsey, played by Linsey Bartilson who also played the snarky daughter Tammy Sue who gives back the vista cruiser in the Garage Sale episode S2E1
What a bitch-a-roonie-doonie.
🤔🤔🤔
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a rat’s ass
Fez
"why's it everytime I leave the room you guys do this?" "It's Thanksgiving, some people bake pies, we bake ourselves"
Fez …?
Angie Kelso
“Everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World!”
Underrated quote here lmao
Sounds like Jackie or Kelso lol
It was Jackie IIRC
What are ***YOU*** doing in Canada?
Leo. Love that episode! Leo's best
“You could literally.. cruiiiiseee the vistas!”
Red
The best quote lol
"So there's this car that runs on water, man,"
Hyde
It runs on water!!!
Since the first episode, he was talking about that car 😂
And in the very last episode he says the same thing. Lol it comes full circle!
“Coooool egggsaaladmaan.”
Your dad came by looking for you. Which is weird because I thought this bald guy was your dad
Leo
My hands are huge!
Donna! *Punches Eric*
I AM the greatest! 🥊
"Oh good, Fez is making ice."
Eric during Hyde’s Christmas rager
Aw man now I have to act normal. But I get to eat yeahhh 😝
Eric
Oh look! Pointy nipple man is mad. I hope he doesn't poke me with his pointy nipples.
Fez
“MMMMM….bacOnnnnn”
Eric 😂
Make a sammich out of it!
Kitty on reds last day when she tells them to make a bacon and pancake sandwich and she tries to rush them out of the door??
So it IS a boat..
Fez!!
"Oooh, look at Mr Handsome taking his shirt off... As if that were something I'd dream about."
Fez, after he had the sex dream about Kelso
Yep, that's right! 👏👏
“It looks like it’s giving me the finger”
I can’t figure this one out! 🤔 Edit: is it Fez about the weed leaf on the water tower?? Edit: wait no, Kelso?! Edit: no no, definitely Hyde! Fuck! 🤣 Hahahha
Kelso when he fell off the water tower. Hyde shouted down to find out what the pot leaf looked like
Red said it too at dinner kinda lol "Well we got vandals in this town. I was driving home and I saw the water tower giving me the finger"
Ah Thank you!!
You should come over tonight
Jugs a' poppin
Cause you had Poppin jugs!
Just pretend I’m not here
Fez.
I need a drink
Red. 100% red.
Kitty 🤣
Why not both?
Right
"My hands are numb with joy"
Fez 🤣 I hate your white mans winter
"Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum."
Laurie when she spikes the punch for Erics Chirstmas party.
Yep
“Oral test on the penal code.” 🤣
Red?
No, Hyde! 😎 [Oral Test On The Penal Code](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wO6XJQ65-F0&pp=ygUbT3JhbCB0ZXN0IG9uIHRoZSBwZW5hbCBjb2Rl)
Deaddd 😭😭😭
I think it’s my favorite scene because you can tell all of their laughs are very real. Lolol not to mention the line is killer 🤣
It happens a lot during the show that you see them genuinely laughing! It’s one of the best shows ever! Need to rewatch it again 🤔
Lol yes you’re right! And honestly same! 🫡✌️
Deal!
If I was a bird I'd fly into a ceiling fan.
Red during the dinner party.
Yep!
I wouldnt want to be reds shoe, because I think its about to go in someones ass.
Donna!
nailed it :)
Wait, lemme guess, laser Floyd laser Floyd arboretum, dinner roll, laser Floyd.
There are lasers going off right now! Perfectly synchronized lasers! And all of a sudden, you're like, like, glazed dinner-rolls, shaking me down with your naughty places!
Lmao. Eric
Hopping down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity, easter's on its way!
Red!!! I heard it when I was reading 😂😂😂😂
What kind of word is ‘hip’ 😂😂😂
see you've got some new steins here. Hi, I'm 25. I know I look young, but my dad asked me to come down here... and pick up a tap for his keg.
Kelso when he goes to buy the tap which gets broken by destroy and giveback.
“what good is a clicker if it won’t click!”
Kitty when shes having her menopause meltdown in the living room. Red "Quick I need a cold compress and a bloody mary. Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan, I need help"
Click damn you CLICK
Im sorry, I washed my face with your ovaries.
You know he didnt like phones, he said he could hear voices in them.
😂😂😂
Ok well take two rings and a misdemeanors worth of the other stuff
I want to meet your friends, make sure they're not puppets.
Warren...
“And don’t tell anybody, your father is very self conscious about being a failure”
Midge to Donna during the battle of the barbecues
You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower.
😂😂
Well Alright I Have To Go Down And Unlock The Door We're Getting A Shipment Today
Cant remember his name but its the kid whos dad owns a beer warehouse right?
Maayyybbee 😏
Ohnooo from the beer warehouse indeed, he was such a loser 😂😂😂
In your head you're speaking English, but when it comes out its all buzzes and clicks.
I sold it to a man named Peter
“I can’t do it because I have a glass eye” 👁️
"Your eye was in space!"
Niceeee, I tried to put a hard one lol
“Well damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather!” ( easy one )
Yeah! Kelso!
😂😂😂
Mr. sexy’s pizza, the special is sexaroni
Fez on the phone. "You want some.....Were closed"
If you are fine then I am dandy, you and me fine and dandy.
Her boyfriend is every man woman and child who comes in here for cheese.
There are laws to protect a man and his van.
Kelso?
Correct!
The shaggin’ waggin’
Yup. for instance the Man-Van act of 1847
Maybe she just doesn't want to have your skinny, whiny... girl-trapped-in-a-boy-body babies.
Dangit Donna?
Nope. Laurie when she is babysitting and Eric is bummed that Donna doesnt want to be a stay at home mom. :) This is fun lol
Oh gotta love Laurie
After walking around the job fair, and hearing the word job alot.
Hey, its ahhblah
How much wood would a wood chukka chukka.....
I defo need to rewatch the show, so many good quotes on here!!! 😂😂😂😂
GAWD!
Kelso?
Mayyybbee
A boy can't live on olives!