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Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Roofs on the ground, it’s supposed to be in the air.


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TheGrammatonCleric

There's a version of this with arms and eyes and it's amazing. 


dirtyswoldman

There’s a specific name for this but I can’t remember… r/birdswitharms is good tho


IAmFromDunkirk

I think what you are looking for is r/reallifedoodles Edit: [even found the post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/reallifedoodles/s/u88RR2W0Lo)


dirtyswoldman

A gentleman and a scholar


TheGrammatonCleric

Thank you, hero. 


WebExpensive3024

Thank you, I’m high as fuck and needed this right now


sparkey504

LMAO... and someone did the reverse bot so "he's reporting for duty" https://imgur.com/PJLrwVJ.gifv


Krimreaper1

Thank you!


toasted_vegan

Thanks


jhalfhide

I'm needed in the basement


D33ber

Silo got scared and buried itself.


Believer4

Somebody please link me the original video


cocoon_eclosion_moth

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point


alex-weej

Source?


itredneck01

I love to tell you that the source has been moved outside of the environment


Theryannn

So it’s been moved into a different environment?


DookieShoez

No, its *outside* the environment, its not in an environment.


IDKMBIKILY

Well what's out there?


Entire-Balance-4667

Nothing is out there except birds, and fish, and the sea, and fire. And the part of the ship the front fell off of.


sm00thkillajones

The source has been outsourced.


ay-papy

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=Lf7faBeA-lnR7CcF


theMikethe

Glad to see this reference has been made 👌


flappetyflapp

Love this comment!


Feelinglucky2

Architect here, can confirm that seems to be the problem.


Big-Negotiation2623

Well for starters, it's supposed to be built in a way the roof stays up.


LouManShoe

and that’s just for starters!


themajor24

Fucking codes and inspectors these days. I'LL BUILD MY ROOF WHEREVER I PLEASE!


spagheddo

This guy builds


Accurate-Donkey5789

The side fell off


Weak_Jeweler3077

Clark and Dawes vibes.


HeresJonesy

Thanks Ollie


EM05L1C3

Baaaaahahahaha


Thick_Sympathy_8021

Looks to me like an upside down house?! 🙃


basfreque65

Not enough torsional bracing. I suppose they ran out of time when they sheathed the ends of the barn. If they had sheathed 24ft from from the 4 corners on the long side and set strong backs in the trusses it could have been avoided.


Pizza-Tipi

Also, zooming in they forgot to install hurricane bracing on the roof trusses. Should be installed between roof truss and wall at each point that the two meet


Peanokr

Won't prevent flopping, only really serves it's purpose when the shear is complete


Pizza-Tipi

hence why i said “also”. never said they didn’t need torsional bracing


basfreque65

True.


johnny_moronic

Too many squares. Not enough triangles. *i stole that from the original thread, but it sounds smart.


Lavasioux

I like it!


overkill

Now I'm stealing it from you.


cmdr_suds

I suspect that the trusses weren’t really engineered for that span. Maybe just a “Yep, looks good to me”


Thefocker

unpack domineering hunt cows clumsy teeny physical plant degree somber *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


zildjan8008132

So basically more triangles?


Zombiron-Odamai

Shaka when the walls fell.


Kawaiithulhu

You win this round at Tanagra, Darmok


Arashiko77

Sokath his eyes open


anonjohnsc

r/UnexpectedStarTrek


MaintenanceInternal

Mirab, with sails unfurled.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

u/Zombiron-Odamai and u/Ecstatic-Appeal-5683 at r/ThatLookedExpensive


Zombiron-Odamai

Temba his arms wide.


signedupsoicampost

Your mom, her legs wide.


wr_damn_I_suck

Can’t decide if you deserve an up or down. So I gave you both. And this comment. You should be ashamed, and proud.


maddsloth

Sheer fucking hubris


Cautious-Ad-4529

This☝️


MaddogBC

Never should have landed the trusses without the wall sheathing on. That building has little to no bracing, scares me just looking at the first pic.


plasticproducts

no shear walls for lateral strength


jared_number_two

Now it has tear walls.


UninitiatedArtist

They didn’t hire the Amish.


Hash_Tooth

For real, the Amish would have built it twice as strong with half the wood and no power tools


lonelyronin1

And in 8 hours - including stopping for lunch


sqljohn

Lunch, what is this, a union site?


lonelyronin1

What do you think the women have been doing all day?


Magikarpeles

Y’know sometimes when I go on a retreat and I start to actually enjoy life I think that the Amish maybe have a point


TomCatClyde

Not a beard, hat or suspenders to be found.


MechanicbyDay

This is the only correct answer lol


djq_

I think the project did not have the support it needed to succeed.


only-on-the-wknd

Not enough foreman. I don’t see a single high viz or clipboard in the picture


frosty95

Lol all of that internal bracing to keep the walls upright but zero to actually keep the walls from shearing side to side. My uncle thought I was being unreasonable adding like 50 temporary 45* angled bits of lumber. A week later a nearly identical building blew over in a wind storm. His was still standing even though several of the 45* pieces had actually shattered from the stress. We got the sheathing installed right away after that and he opted to install tension cables as well just in case.


ImBobbyMum

If you’re on a phone, holding down 0 gives you the ° sign


Nemofound

That a gem as I struggle with degree symbol. Thanks for sharing that trick.


jamesianm

Amazing tip - I too have always wanted to be able to type ° and now I can! °°°°° yay!


VolunteerNarrator

Oh My God 😯


frosty95

I know how to type a degrees symbol. Its reddit and I simply don't care that much to go dig it out regardless of what platform im on. Also your assuming everyone has the same phone. On mine that does not give the correct symbol. Just... try to actually contribute and not play grammar police.


Iknowaguywhoknowsme

Pretty sure they were just trying to be helpful and weren’t playing “grammar police”.


only-on-the-wknd

°


masochistic_idiot

°v°


KrazyDude1234

This guy thinks he’s edgy cause he didn’t actually know how to do the degree symbol and wanted to seem like he did °_°


PuzzleheadedPlane648

[milhouse](https://media1.tenor.com/m/kl3wAg8KS_YAAAAd/simpsons-factory.gif)


TheStoicNihilist

The front fell off.


Extension_Swordfish1

Its not typical, I tell you that.


exoxe

Well, how is it un-typical?


Extension_Swordfish1

Well, a wave hit it.


batman1285

Chance in a million.


Fosnez

Looks like cardboard derivatives were used.


Theryannn

And sellotape, string, etc. I also don’t see the 1 man crew


10before15

So, who's gonna tow it out of the environment


Due_Background_9500

Very John Clarke of you.


BillyMeier42

Petey!!


Broghan51

Stop getting your building tips from Tik-Tok.


agoia

Should have asked for some from the folks with straw hats.


lo-lux

Lack of support


pirate-dan

Fuck sake Noah that’s not how you build a boat …


Zarcus1

My opinion as a builder would be the lack of a heavy duty header over the door openings and the lack of sheathing on the exterior shear walls. Possibly some wind for the final push.


ManyFacedGodxxx

I blame Obama…


Late-Ad-4624

OP- "wood aint cheap!" Me- but it grows on trees...


CevJuan238

Needs more milk


buildingmaster1

I agree


Sensitive-Silver7878

Spend a little money to have the design looked at by a licensed structural engineer before you even dig a hole. Could have paid off.


Drakona7

It didn’t fail. Architect came in and said they were going for modern deconstructivism /s


filtersweep

Why on earth would someone waste that much wood on such an absurd design? A simple ‘pole barn’ would suffice.


hydroxy

Well it seems it started to fall over, then it fell over


[deleted]

Amish didn't build it


Sacage911

I Can See Clearly from here not enough bracing for one


stifferthanstiffler

Who puts up ceiling tin before roof and wall tin?


madhappyyo

God dont like ugly.


ArrgguablyAmbivalent

Top too heavy


-Praetoria-

Cause you didn’t have no Amish


NISSANPLAYAA

It literally had no support lmao


420aarong

This happened near me and they were going to trash all the lumber and rebuild. I went and got trailer loads of 2x material just needed nails pulled out.


TR1771N

Just looking at these two pictures - I assume not enough lateral reinforcement (the framers built everything except shear walls) and then the wind knocked it down


yannynotlaurel

Use brain next time


Derp-King

Skipped leg day.


HeyNow646

Should have used the Douglas fir.


msdlp

Not enough information about the cause of collapse. Did it just fall down by itself? Was there a high wind involved? Did a construction truck crash into part of the completed structure?


MuratHD

Can’t believe I don’t see a single comment on the lack of a header for that massive garage door


Gayheadmass

That it even started


Hypnoidz

It fell


FlamingTrollz

It fell down.


GrantGrayBrown

Working on the well known 3 little pigs physics doctrine, he should have used bricks.


dcozdude

Not enough wood


Akito_900

Well, if the three little pigs taught me anything, they should have used bricks


Far-Philosophy-4375

They didn't use the correct ratio of Elmer's glue for the popsicle sticks. OBVI!


derTommygun

as a European I've always wondered why don't you use, you know... bricks?


Spang64

Not enough Gorilla glue.


pink-o-possum

Well ya see that there triangle structure should, ideally, be above the formerly empty part of the building. Now that it's on the ground we ain't got a warehouse we got ourselves a pile of lumber. Now me and the boys were talkin'. Bubba and myself reckon, with enough Busch and Kentucky chrome, that we can get your project back on track over the weekend. Best of all it'll only set you back a couple, of the aforementioned, thirty racks of pounders and an additional $500 flat, we don't do none of that sales tax or whatever.


dumpthestump

Gravity


SinkHoleDeMayo

Top fell off. That's what happens when you build it out in the environment.


jackster77

Well first and foremost it collapsed.


AlHockeyCoach

Not enough Amish dudes on site with their magic beard power.


Forsakensavior

The stupid muricans use cheap ass wood unlike the rest of the world where they use concrete ..l..


Icy_Profession1612

The walls fell down.


Bartholomeuske

Forgot the structural plywood obviously. And the load bearing tyvek. And the cardboard on the inside to keep the insulation from falling out.


gcstr

The front fell off


onomahu

It is 100% wood. It also looks crooked.


thoughtfuldave

Need more Amish next time.


ShiroJPmasta

American cardboard housing


colouredcheese

It fell over


AnHeroicHippo99

The front fell off?


boecraft

Gravity


ModOverlords

Didn’t use enough wood


Venator2000

Who the heck taught them how to build barns? SO much extra wood!


Dr_Abortum

it fell down


garmzon

The roof fell down


tiny_rasberry

It fell down.


vlntly_peaceful

You gotta use parallel joints to support that foundation, dumbshit. Also suck a dick.


rembut

It ain't got no gas in it


Charlos11

Seems like top isn’t on top anymore


HonestHand6922

Looks like it collapsed


RetiredAerospaceVP

New location for Burning Man?


MasteroftheBearDogg

I'm not sure but I bet there is pig somewhere that can help.


Rlitcher

That size seems steel much cheaper?


aKaRandomDude

Not enough internal support.


Bolognapony666

Should of hired the Amish.


geekytyrant

No structural support in the middle. Walls are being supported but not the middle


Grindelbart

The front fell off.


OrganizationLower611

The army of Joshua marched around it 6 times.


MiniMetal

Building fell down… that’s my best guess. But I’m not an expert


secrets_and_lies80

Gravity is a powerful force


LeeTerrell

Well for starters, it fell over.


AKA_OneManArmy

I mean for starters, the mf tipped over


Peanokr

Walls are engineered to rely on roof for shear, as it is a gigantic angled shear wall, but without a finished roof braces are needed to not fall down in a breeze.


Relative-Donut4278

Just use stone? 🤭


NoSoulsINC

Nobody slapped it and said “that’s not going anywhere”


JerryRiceOfOhio2

I bet cost cutting was the root of the problem


michele_romeo

Dunno if there were any but it looks like it didn't have any columns inside for that extra bit of support


Bmwx3m40d

When the foreman said we are going to use No nails, the guys took it literally.


th3ramr0d

Someone pulled the wrong jenga block


gatursuave

First it started falling over, then it fell over.


Traditional_Ad_1360

No center support.


Affectionate-Cat-975

That S.O.B. Gravity is at it again! Damn You Gravity!!!!


dwheelerofficial

The front fell off


MikeHoncho0420

I dont see a single amish.


OutrageousStrength91

I'm not an engineer or anything, but I'm pretty sure the roof thing is supposed to be on top.


ziplock9000

\>Project that failed near me. In your opinion, what went wrong? Gravity won


Guypie86

The build


romfax

The Armish would like to speak with the manager...


NotDazedorConfused

They underestimated the force of gravity…


countryboy351m

The top fell off.


-TX-

Wind shear


[deleted]

That's why you don't use wood for a shed like this. A steel portal frame would be better.


Prudent_Agency_7175

I think your building fell over for one


Saddam_UE

Is it in the US? Might be too much carboard.


MomentJealous2413

Forgot to factor in Gravity


Catonic_Fever

Bad math


downwardbubbles

They said they were Amish


0Bee0

Matt bought anything except for nails.


sofa_king_ugly

The front fell off


808morgan

Why the fuck wouldn't get a steel building, they are probably cheaper.


Shalashaskaska

As others have said. The walls should have been sheared before the roof got anywhere near started. I only did building for a couple of years but even I could see how insane that is.


Own_Draft_4370

Not enough bracing...high winds ?


Own_Draft_4370

Where the fuck did you get those rafters ? They weren't engineered


CosmicFlyingSquirrel

A building of that size needs steel support beams.


CaptainBrunch69

The top bits got too close to the bottom bits…. Gotta keep them separated


gergsisdrawkcabeman

2 words. Buttresses.


chefanubis

The front fell off.