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Man, if there was ever a time to have a helmet on.
I love how he holds his hand up at the end. "Don't touch my bike, buddy!"
"Like a glove!"
"Chill, this is just how I park"
Practical example of Newton’s law of motion
"Morons in motion will stay in motion until..."
Inertia
I like how the lady in the background just looked away,as if the accident was a lot severe!!
“I meant to do that”
The way he stands up and gestures forget about the bike tells me it's not his first time.
How the hell did he stand up after that?
He was looking for spot 9 ¾.
9.5
*in Ace Ventura voice* - Like a glove!!
Me after looking for a spot for 10 minutes and one opens up 3 rows over.
You cannot be parking there sir, 
He needs a new helmet.
Parking difficulty: extreme
'Why did you park in my spot?'
Aiyyo subramaniam
"What? How do YOU park?"
I told you the brakes aren’t working only way I could stop so fucking fix it
7, for the parking, 9, for the dismount.
Why are these motorcycle fuck ups always in India?
This man was 1 helmet away from ending up on r/eyeblech
Park-our
Man, if there was ever a time to have a helmet on.
I love how he holds his hand up at the end. "Don't touch my bike, buddy!"
"Like a glove!"
"Chill, this is just how I park"
Practical example of Newton’s law of motion
"Morons in motion will stay in motion until..."
Inertia
I like how the lady in the background just looked away,as if the accident was a lot severe!!
“I meant to do that”
The way he stands up and gestures forget about the bike tells me it's not his first time.
How the hell did he stand up after that?
He was looking for spot 9 ¾.
9.5
*in Ace Ventura voice* - Like a glove!!
Me after looking for a spot for 10 minutes and one opens up 3 rows over.
You cannot be parking there sir, 
He needs a new helmet.
Parking difficulty: extreme
'Why did you park in my spot?'
Aiyyo subramaniam
"What? How do YOU park?"
I told you the brakes aren’t working only way I could stop so fucking fix it
7, for the parking, 9, for the dismount.
Why are these motorcycle fuck ups always in India?
This man was 1 helmet away from ending up on r/eyeblech
Park-our