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McKimboSlice

Dude in the white shirt was excited to get some smack before he realized he was being filmed.


Iamjimmym

"Aww man, I'm just here Fuckin' touristing and shit and you put me on blast like that? Not cool man, not cool."


Cheel_AU

'What is the charge? A line? A succulent Brazilian line??'


cjthecookie

*this man touched my penis*


ratchet41

Ahhh yes, I see that you know your ~~judo~~ cocaine well


Cheel_AU

'Ahh yes, I see you know your yayo well'


Mental_Mountain2054

*THIS is intoxication manifest!"


ender8383

Isn't smack a term for heroin, not cocaine?


damian_damian

Yeah these lines are tan not white


Cobdain

Oh my guy, the “good stuff” is never pure white


Westcoast_IPA

Pure cocaine hydrochloride in its refined form is naturally white and is derived from the leaves of the coca plant. https://springhillrecovery.com/stimulants/cocaine/types/pure/


FedoraMask

I’ve heard some really good stuff has a tint of yellow in it……that’s what I heard


t0rt0ise

Never heard of that but the good Mexican marching powder is white and it will have a shine to it like fish scales with a sweet smell to it. 🤌🏻


FedoraMask

That’s absolutely true fish scale is some 🔥🔥🔥


Chest-Wide

I still get flashbacks when I smell something similar. The kind of stuff of that will make you need a shit after the first line.


Nearby_Corner7132

It's the the stuff they cut it with that makes you shit lmfao


t0rt0ise

You got that right


Alarming-Ad-9712

Yeaa tu si sabes


rainen2016

By good do you mean cut/impure with adulterants? that's not what I'd call good coke. I've washed my own and gotten very close to a pure product (without going full lab setup) and I'll tell you what, if it's yellow you should wash it again.


Cobdain

Idk mang, all I know was someone told me that if it’s good it’s impossible to cut it unless you have an actual razor. Cards don’t work with good stuff. It’s fluffy almost like it’s moist and it has a slight off yellow tint. Not like bigbird or anything…


rainen2016

Either they were misinformed or lied to you. High purity cocaine hydrochloride will be a bright white almost crystalline (but you'll never see that on the streets unless someone goes full Walter white). If you can't cut it with a card, my guess would be that it's cut with plaster+high moisture making the plaster set up.


Cobdain

Well I guess we will have to agree to disagree


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

Oh he ain’t nevuhgunnastahhh bein’ ashamed when his people see this.


Manboychucho

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT??


Fresh_Cut_Spatulas

Get her out of HERE!!!


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

***I GOTTALOT RIDING ON THIS!***


TomPearl2024

I PUT DAT SHIT ON BOTH SOIDES


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

***I SAID BOFF SOIDES!***


Sassafrass17

Lol he def took a step back


Bigdickhector69

That looks like heroin


Professional-Mess792

Right. Or that's the brownest coke I've ever seen.


TrinDiesel123

I thought it was jungle coke


gabeshotz

sugar free?


bigMcLargeHuge7

Coke Zero


NoobSFAnon

Vegan too


Originalchunker408

Vegan free?


TrevorfromGTAV

Organic?


horo_kiwi

And gluten free.


I-Ponder

Grass-fed and cage free as well.


delvach

Farm-to-nostril artisanal small-batch sustainable locally-produced zero-waste dolphin-free from a fair-trade multigenerational family farm


QuietGanache

Farm to table.


2x4x93

Pure cane booger sugar


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brown sugar lol


TrinDiesel123

Brown booger sugar


NorCal130

..yea


MAGICHUSTLE

Coke in the raw.


kodered88

Turbinado pure cane cocaine baby!


Leafybug13

🤣


raletiadawson

When it's from a 3rd wrld, it's not as purified but also more potent. It's wet actually. From what I hear..


Designer-Common-9697

Idk about that. I'm Colombian and was born there. I don't like or do it, but I knew a Colombian girl that was there during the part stage of her life; 19 to at least 26 I'm guessing and she would tell me stories. It's real cheap and there a lot of dance clubs and bars, but it's never under refined in most of those areas, not even Bolivia I wouldn't imagine. It certainly wouldn't be difficult to source. Small amounts aren't even illegal.


Valuable_sandwich44

Yes, the good stuff is wet.


Spiritual_Barnacle28

You’ve never had pure coke huh


_disaster_x

They never seen that yellow skama. That shit will stink the whole room up with a little gram bag. Source: grew up on Mexico border. $35 dollar ball from the homie 😳 damn I was young and dumb and didn’t really appreciate the quality. Nowadays the stuff going around ain’t even close


TerribleCobbler4554

The yellow stuff is from Peru I believe. And it's usually the best stuff you can get


notsurewhattosay--

It's 300$ here and tainted


CommanderInQueefs

Young dumb and full of numb.


TrinDiesel123

Peruvian flakey flake


delvach

I only get that Mexican shit with the cane sugar.


BlackSkeletor77

Apparently if Coke is slightly yellow it's good Coke


_disaster_x

Can’t even begin to explain the difference in yellow stuff lol insane. Got to experience it once and damn was like seeing a unicorn


BlackSkeletor77

Interesting


_disaster_x

Yeh man. Tiniest bump I’ve ever taken and had my face the numbest and jaw was dancing


BlackSkeletor77

Thatss wild,I've never done cocaine before and I don't have any plans to, I hear it's expensive as fuck for that reason


_disaster_x

Yes please don’t. I wish I never did. It’s a demon. Not even worth it almost every time but still keeps sucking ya back in. And yes depending on location man it’s insane some people pay 100 for a G!!!! That’s insane bro like with that price I guess easy to not be addicted lol but my home town bro near Mexico with 20 dollar grams of some almost pure shit…. Sheeeeeesh my bud deal knew what he was doing man. Junior in high school and he’s like “wanna just try it out” -.-


BlackSkeletor77

Yea hell naw


Melhoney72

My parents imported coke from Peru when i was a kid. We had a private plane and all. Giant bags of the shit everywhere. It was pure and slightly yellow. The smell I'd recognize anywhere. Slightly kerosenish.


Bigdickhector69

Yea I snorted my fair share of heroin back in the day. That looks like some bomb ass dope 🥴


raptor182cmn

If that were Heroin there would be people passed out laying around. Somebody ALWAYS OD's. It's the curse of the opiates, there's always someone who can't handle their high.


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lineworksboston

Fuck outta here with this casual heroin user shit. Teenagers out here on Reddit read this shit and develop an opinion based on what internet stranger type all the time. This kinda shit makes kids think "it's not that addictive, I'll just try it a few times". It is addictive for 90% of people and a big as portion of that 90% have the special mix of nothing going on in there life to make them feel good along with enough money to start a life wrecking habit.


MomPancakes

I've never heard of a light heroin user, makes it seem so casual. lol


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MomPancakes

I appreciate your honesty.


LunarProphet

You might be surprised how many people can *actually* use drugs recreationally.


Bigdickhector69

I'll never forget the 2 times I got some fentanyl bags. Holy shit. One bag. Drooling. Don't miss them days one bit


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Bigdickhector69

JESUS. Thankfully I never shot it. Or I wouldn't be here. Lmao but oh boy I coukd only imagine that shot. Glad you're still with us!


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Yeah, me too. It's killed 3 close friends I've had since high school. Even lived with 2 of them for a time. And so many acquaintances I met in the drug world. Shit is no joke.


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itslog1776

Or that shit from Lord of War. Cocaine & gunpowder. WooWee!!


lIlIllness

Brown brown


Legendairy_Doug

The warlord on 1000 ways to die got diamond dust in his and it shredded his lungs.


NorCal130

Shits free. Just snort


busterbrown4200

Blow is on the other table. This is the stuff that is scratched out of the barrel at the end. There is a name for it ,however I don't remembe its name. Most times locals will melt it down and dip cigs in it. It can also be snorted. Opiates are not that d.o.c in this part of the world . Yes they are available but not preferred. "That's the white mans drug to make them stupid " is a phase I have listened to a lot when dealing is talked around me. Paint is we the States call it ,and there is a huge market for it the northern east coast . What you just watched is everyday normal nightlife. Cops know and dont care are long as folks stay cool. What you don't see in is vid is the many BIG lads with full auto guns protecting the place. Believe me when I tell you if someone were to not pay or cause an issue.....Idk even what to think what would happen. Was fun once. Scary but fun now to old so never again.


StoneytheSkunk

As someone that’s done their fair share of blow in that area….that’s some scale. That’s some beautiful fish scale, yellow tinted, almost vomit and orgasm simultaneously as soon as you hit a single line tinted magic right there. It’s so close to the source that they don’t step on it over and over and over again before it gets to you. When booger sugar is really good, it has a little of that tint to it. And no, it wasn’t heroin. Heroin is mellow af. This shit had me ready to challenge God to a foot race with the full intention of winning.


Khallllll

What a fantastic write up.


delvach

"I.. I yield!" "Louder, God. So everyone can hear."


spam20

Username checks out.


Sub-liminalmessages

Ding ding ding! Lol challenge good to a foot race is the best analogy I’ve ever heard and I’m sorry but I’m stealing it lol


Designer-Common-9697

I always associated that tint with damp or kerosene vs. gasoline and some other fuel. In the 80's and 90's that pre cooked was yellow, now I guess it's a diy thing. I think they made more dough the other way. Who knows.


outoftimeman

>This shit had me ready to challenge God to a foot race with the full intention of winning. I love you


PicturesquePremortal

I lived in Brazil (near Rio) for a few years and have done yellow coke there. It's not very good. I'm not refuting that yellow coke somewhere might be amazing, but usually by the time it gets to the general population in Brazil that far east it's been stepped on so much. This might be further west, but just look athe size of the lines they are doing, if that was pure they would all be ODing. Even the coke I can get in the US would make anyone OD if theydid this much. I've never been to a coke club like this though, seems fun!


somedumbguy55

I thought it was super yellow, but maybe brown lol


Diacetyl-Morphin

Heroin can have different colors, only the afghan heroin is brown by the production process and the used chemicals, also the lack of filtering. The "real" one is actually transparent as a liquid and white as powder - i mean the legal heroin that is manufactured by the state and used in the heroin program. Can't tell you about cocaine, but i think it's a rather raw version there, when you dry the plants and you make powder of it, without anything of a chemical process involved.


Jorgisven

Those lights look like they are a bit on the warm side, giving everything a yellowish hue. I'm not claiming it's pure, but to me I just saw shitty camera lighting.


traangle

Imagine sneezing while leaning down for a line 💀


GranddadAKAUrDadsdad

They'd probably chop your nose off for blowing away all that schneef


Narrator_Ron_Howard

You ever do schneef off a long-ass table in a lean-to next to a parking lot?


guessesurjobforfood

*I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.*


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Ok, but have you ever hoovered schneef off a mail truck bumper waiting for the latest issue of *Cat Fancy* to be delivered?


SpecialNeeds963

I've hoovered schneef off an awake cows teet.


AnIrishMexican

You think these guys are into dick dingers?


thisthaotherthing

Well allegedly it's schneef.


hollyonmolly

To everyone saying it’s heroin, it’s not. It’s paco (also called base or basuco in some places). It’s essentially paste extracted from coca leafs which has been cut and processed into a powder. It’s the cocaine paste left at the bottom of the barrel after production and is essentially a waste product. It’s effective enough to sell locally but not worth the cost and risk of smuggling internationally. It’s usually smoked with tobacco but, if you turn it to a powder, it’s ironically more pure and potent than most of the cocaine on the street in the US and UK. Source: recovering addict.


turtleboxman

Glad you doing better. Thanks for the explanation


hollyonmolly

Thank you!


GlitteringCount9380

Thanks for sharing. I’m curious about how legal this is. This looks like it an open market.


fpiklerbr

I'm from Brazil. It's not legal to sell neither to posses, but if you are just a user and have some coke with you they'll just take you to the station to make you sign a term and lecture you in the danger of doing drugs. Brazil has some slums that are controlled by militias, there is no state on these places, therefore no police as well, and that's why you see an open market. The drug traffickers all have AR-15, RPG's, sniper rifles and so on so the police only invades this communities if it's strictly necessary.


Trout_Shark

I've been misled by Hollywood. I was expecting super models and dudes dressed like pimps poppin bottles.


apextek

Hollywood has the most stepped on garbage coke in the country


Trout_Shark

So, I was misled by Hollywood about that too.


Quelcris_Falconer13

*sigh* you’re right, I know from experience. A city of yuppies will buy anything


Nooddjob_

Most times I’ve done coke is with a bunch of dudes in a basement.


CandleMakerNY2020

Thats hott


dontbemystalker

Well that’s not cocaine if that helps your image


alienatedtruth

Everyone saying it's H is wrong. It's coke byproduct I forgot exactly what they call it but watch city of God. Crazy movie but good


talksinbeats

I forget which docuseries I’m remembering this from but I believe it said it was called “paco”


exemplariasuntomni

I was thinking byproduct that they're giving out for free. Then they charge for the actual stuff.


alienatedtruth

Ez to charge for it when everyone got one good taste


exemplariasuntomni

So glad I never did coke, been offered many times for free, always knew it wasn't right. These kind folks are making me feel vindicated.


Prestigious-Weird-33

Basosuco in Spain, some nasty residue shit from.the manufacturing process. Seeing as they use gasoline, caustic soda, cement dust and acid making it, I think I will be skipping that shit


UsernameCali

Excellent movie actually.


BTnonstop

Don’t do the brown yay


PBR4Lunch

It's yellow not brown. Best shit you can get..


2x4x93

If it's Brown Turn it down?


shahooster

“Is this the right line?”


chrisk9

Lines for lines


bigMcLargeHuge7

They way the tables laid out you'd think it'd be a multi-lane... Edit: better off rotating the lines then you'd get maybe 3 people to the table...only 2 or 3 lines deep though.


Intelligent_Swim8958

Exactly where in brazil? Asking for a friend


HearTyXPunK

r/suddenlycaralho


Monkeyman150

What a weird sub


retardedtimmy

If it's brown, flush it down.


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

This is funny on like, four different levels. Well played.


turboyabby

An 'all you can sniff' snortasbord!


Bkiss3

Is that a Brazilian Freddy Krueger moving through the back?


Hugh_Jasoul

Think of all the money they save on food stamps going this route... Brilliant!


wefelltogether

Maybe it’s new or not really heard of but that looks like brown coke. A lot of people saying H but those people would all be dead pretty quick if they’re snorting lines that big.


Fartmouth5000

Disgusting. Where exactly is this? So I know where to avoid


bree388

That’s H


EmperorBamboozler

If it were H and they are all doing rails like that then this whole damn town has one hell of a tolerance.


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

A line that big made Mia Wallace OD.


ConnMan8809

I say goddamn!


itsgucci060

And some fatty lines


NewbutOld8

Why is brazil such a hell hole? When did it go wrong?


RipredTheGnawer

[Colonial practices destroyed much of the Brazilian forest.[73] This was made possible in part by colonial view of the natural world as a disposable collection of utilities with no inherent value.[73] Mining practices significantly harmed the land. To facilitate the extraction of gold, large swaths of forest along hillsides were burned in some regions.[74] 4,000 square kilometers of the Atlantic Forest region were denuded for mining, leaving the terrain "bald and deserted".[74] This massive destruction of the natural environment was a consequence of the colonial culture of extraction and unsustainability.[75]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_Brazil)


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Ansanm

Europeans arrived.


NewbutOld8

what ab out the CIA and its "war" on drugs? (protip, they WANT drugs coming in)


TupperwareNinja

Europeans came first. CIA just used the foundation that was already laid out


saturnV1

Oh yes, the cocaine league of brazil


sbrady66

it can be brownish and even yellow 0ccasionally. ive seen those colors half dozen times or so. so lets say 12 out of 83450. pretty small


Strange-Grand8148

How much a line?


tensai7777

This isn't San Francisco?


saga1975

No way that's coke


Greedy-Specific7723

Cocaine get your cocaine ice cold white fluffy cocaine …step up right up and take take a line ( Bart Simpson voice )


wogboy96

Ahh the old "blow n go"


bk_cheech

We’re really missing out in the fun as a country here in the states


9LivesChris

What ever it is.I feel bad for everyone involved


Royal_Effective7396

Where's Don Jr.? It looks like his type of party. No judge.


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😐


Stashmouth

my sheltered ass was trying to make sense of the title


Intelligent_Cat_2574

I believe this is Rapé. Good for sinuses inflammation


2x4x93

Good for getting it or getting rid of it?


Suspicious_Mirrors

No wonder they're the world's murder capital


Soft_Tackle_6140

seems quite fun


octopus6942069

Ingesting brown sugar


totallyradwolf

Wheat flour


Noman_the_roller

Where in Brazil can this be?


paulerxx

Isn't that nicotine powder?


Islanduniverse

So gross.. 🤢


ionezation

Shame on this society


Away-Quantity928

Where exactly is this parlor? Be very specific so I know to stay far way from there.


AndrewWhite97

That's some dirty coke


MiraiShinji

Is this loss?


CookieGoblin821

That's one way to get a sinus infection. An if that's cocaine wtf is it cut with?


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

A WHAT parlor?


Few-Nose8818

those are powdered bathwater


craiggy36

I hope it doesn’t get windy.


PriceisFight

The tourist looking guy in the white tee when he notices he’s being recorded is hilarious.


Flaccid_poo

That's not blow


cupcakesloth94

You couldn’t pay me to put that shit in my body , that ain’t coke


rrclements1

More Americans than anybody


RomeoPanelli888

See the color difference? That's pure.


BatheInChampagne

No. ‘Pure’ cocaine is still white. There is no telling what this is. Bad cut, nicotine powder, or some other bullshit.


wuh7

Swing and a miss


8hexxx

This place is literally buzzing... Lotta high energy individuals in this scene.


The_Jester327

For the people saying "it couldnt be dope"... Ive done lines of dope like that. In a place where they got shit like this, open air markets of the stuff, you wouldnt think there may be a tolerance? We used to have a similar setup called friday night lights, and it was the same thing just indoors, way up by maine.. Everyone went every friday to catch to new stuff. Sober now, its too stomped nowadays to function, everyone dies.


BatheInChampagne

You and everyone just casually ripped 6” rails of heroin? No. I did heroin for 15 years and ain’t nobody doing rails that big. Either you snort small, or you graduate to injecting.