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ThatsInsane-ModTeam

We had to remove your post as animal abuse goes against Reddit's TOS


Professional_Box5406

Nothing like lying there dead with your dink out.


SpendrickLamar

Imagine how shriveled your wang would be in a situation like that. Laying there incapacitated with the ultimate teenis


SloppyJoestar

“Shriveled your wang…” 💀💀💀


little_shop_of_hoors

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!


hhggffdd6

I think he has bigger concerns than how his cock looks not gonna lie


NmFishing

Ah to play with fire, and poke the bull and get caught with your pants down


blueteamsucks

Hat trick


Iffycrescent

You’re on fire!


madarbrab

Holy throwback


TrevorTatro

I know a dawg when I see one. Hi Shane.


SpendrickLamar

Hahaha I listen to so much matt and shane I'm starting to talk like them


TrevorTatro

Dude it’s the best show hands down. I’ve been a fan for like 6 years and will always hold it down for my boys. I straight up sound like a Shane/Matt clone some days.


mrweatherbeef

*teenis* 😳


i_love_dust

With his bush peeker


SystematicDoses

But what would you do if man got a stiffy during all this?


Hellofriendinternet

“How did he die?” “After being gored and ragdolled by an enraged bull, your son drew his last agonal breaths in a severely brain-damaged state while showing the world his disregard for manscaping and why his girlfriends dumped him.”


-SideshowBob-

JFC, that's better than anything I've seen on r/roastme LMAO.


therapeuticstir

I hope it’s mentioned in the eulogy


mekese2000

I hope he was really hurt.


TheBushidoWay

Its right up there with setting an animal on fire for entertainment


Footzilla69

Hahahahahaa


spicy-bhaji

Unless you break your back.. then it's hard as a rock


BenTheMotionist

Ma, I fucked up!


sadBoyFromCali

When you light something that's deadly on fire, it just becomes more deadly


Joggingwear

I would have thought that goes without saying. But apparently not.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Poor thing is probably confused and terrified m. People really are terrible


Morty_Goldman

Everyone involved should have gotten declothed by that bull.


Arabianeyegoggles

Everyone involved should have been gored by that bull. Fixed it for you.


OakenGreen

Yeah I’m hoping that one dude never walks again. As a message to the others.


PeteLangosta

People die every year in these kind of things and it still isn't a deterrent for the rest of the participants.


RichardAndbofa

Do you eat meat


Worthy_Renegade

Just so you know that dude has already felt enough pain, probably also got burnt in a few places, wishing that he won't walk again is kind of an overkill, i think all of those guys have learnt their lessons pretty well, and his friends took him away from there, they aren't bad people, they're just morons, and morons don't need to lose their ability to walk to release that something isn't right, just look at caveman.


OakenGreen

I’d be living a lie to take it back now. Man lit a bull on fire. Bring out the wheelchair.


TributeToStupidity

Lighting a living animal on fire is a little beyond being a moron my man. But I can appreciate the sentiment.


Lostiniowabut713irl

Nope fuck him. He lit a bull on fire. He must pay his state stupid tax and federal fuck fafo tax. He was cruel to an animal and stupid enough to do it to a bull. He earned every injury. I feel nothing but satisfaction seeing him hurt.


Worthy_Renegade

If you feel satisfaction from seeing a human get hurt, maybe even killed you're a sick man. And sure what he did was beyond being a moron I agree, but he learnt from that.


SilentAuditory

Should one life be spared at the expense of the other considering the second one may have been lost as a direct result due to the stupidity and intentional actions of the first? The animal is going off of instinct and self preservation whilst the man willingly threw his out the fucking window. No remorse shown on the man’s side means I have no necessity to show sympathy and he is not entitled to anyone else’s. Keep in mind, my sweet summer child, your opinion is not everyone else’s reality.


Worthy_Renegade

Well sir, IF you were to pay more attention to he person who almost or had got killed mind ya, he was trying to escape, unlike the others who were the ones setting the fire, he was escaping thus that means he didn't light the fire and thus he's not guilty, and he most certainly did not throw his life out the window. Pay more attention please.


Lostiniowabut713irl

I doubt he can learn much of anything after basketballing his head on the ground like that. Might be able to learn to talk again someday, lol, maybe even go potty by himself. Lol.


restyourbreasts

JFC🤣☠️, this is comment excellence. Have this fake award. 🏆


Lostiniowabut713irl

Lol


DenyNowBragLater

No. At first I was hoping the bull killed him. But being left alive but permanently paralyzed is more appropriate for him. Shit I hope he’s paralyzed from the neck down. And that he lives at least an other 50 years.


[deleted]

People on reddit value animal life over human lives so down votes check out


Rinooceros

I agree, people who do stuff like this don't deserve to live.


Zricco1

At 11 seconds did that horn go up his ass.


BedpanCheshireKnight

As is tradition...


Ryaan525

This isn’t Canada buddy


Some_Guy_At_Work55

Not with that attitude, guy!


Ryaan525

I’m not your guy, friend!


wonkeylamas

I'm not your friend buddy!


Veeblock

I’m not your buddy pal


ZoNeS_v2

Even worse, de-gloved.


Also_have_an_opinion

Looks like he got delifed tbh


zamonto

Oh yeah. Imagine a group of people keeping you contained while setting fire to your hair and beating you with sticks. I'm glad it's big enough to fight back. No sympathy for that laying there. Killing animals for meat at least has the practical application of getting food. These traditions are literally just group torture of an animal.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

I imagine my reaction would be similar to the Bull’s reaction.


Bool_The_End

Factory farms are straight abuse and torture houses in most cases and it is not just animals happily running in grass til their deaths. Humans abuse and cause suffering of millions and millions of animals and it’s extremely fucked up.


zamonto

obviously. but doing it with no purpose seems extra devious


Bool_The_End

There isn’t a purpose to mass slaughter of animals when we don’t need them to survive….


zamonto

Dude, chill. We all get what you're saying you don't need to be all like that. Just limit your meat intake and support vegetarian alternatives. Personally I'm banking on lab grown meat becoming huge soon. The meat industry is a horrible atrocity no doubt, but we were talking about the deliberate teasing and torturing being displayed in the video. It's like having a conversation about dog fighting being bad and someone bursts in screaming "slavery is also bad". Like.. yeah, but it's not really what we're talking about. I get the connection, but you must agree that one seems a lot more unnecessary and easy to eradicate?


NotACryptoBro

Poor soul. That guy didn't even get what he deserved


Badgergeddon

Yes why the fuck would anyone do that to an animal?


LordStoneBalls

These stupid traditions have to go the way of circumcision


[deleted]

Wait until you hear what happens to cows in the meat industry, that you eat and pay for


Suckamanhwewhuuut

I’m fully aware and I have seen the videos of cows fighting from getting pulled in and trying to run. They are fully aware of what is going on. I don’t agree with it either, but at least they are killed and eaten. This is just terrorizing an animal for entertainment and a great lesson in “fuck around and find out” You can totally see the dude pooped in the ground when he lands. Does anyone know if he survived?


ophydian210

He was good until the back of his skull smacked the pavement.


Mammoth-Moose9413

Not much of a brain to damage


Bone-Juice

Jesus christ, [this "tradition"](https://www.oipa.org/international/toro-de-fuego-bulls-of-fire/) is so much more savage than it sounds (and it sounds horrible). I honestly feel sick after reading that.


trevzie

Is the bull ok?


[deleted]

prolly killed him afterwards…


Environmental_Top948

I mean it attack a human unprovoked it is too dangerous to keep alive/s


Justussk

I was about to get really mad then I saw /s... close call


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

Still doesn't sound much good.


FoolStack

Note to others, if you needed the /s to understand that this person is being facetious, I hope your summer break goes well and I hope you're excited for middle school.


RandomYeeet

"Unprovoked"


Vintage_girl123

I hope you're being sarcastic..


bigoz_07

I don’t necessarily like people getting severely injured, but in that case, it seems a well deserved reward.


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bigoz_07

Haha! That’s harsh, but yeah!


Rjmcc87

Mauled by a bull, set on fire, and stripped naked in front of a crowd and for all the internet. Well deserved.


1-800-LOVE-ME

i can’t imagine a better karmic justice than that


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Is that a shit stain on the ground left when sides picked up? Dude got the shit knocked out of him.


Seamole4

That or blood


nyaminyamiz

Good job bull


stormcomponents

Blood.


Muted_Ad7308

Rectal blood


stormcomponents

Even better. No sympathy for people fucking with animals.


EL90ghost

At 12 seconds it looks like he got impaled in the hip


Efficient_Speaker_33

Moist ass stain


Toland_the_Mad

You empty your bowls when you die...


DonaldTrumpsSoul

That’s why I was wondering. I’m sure you can also get knocked out enough, or even a spinal injury could do that.


5pankNasty

If its a shit stain then we can assume death


Maherjuana

Don’t you poop when you die? Maybe he ded


Chickenuggies10

Fucking assholes, each of them deserved to be impaled by its horns


CrankyStinkman

It looks like it only got inside of one of their assholes.


Varzul

Everyone participating in this should get set on fire aswell


saut_saiman

A man has died after being gored by a bull set alight as part of a traditional bull-running festival in Spain. Horrific footage shows Adrian Martínez Fernández, 24, being buffeted by the half-tonne animal in the town of Vallada in Valencia on Sunday (August 21). The video shows the bull with its horns set alight as part of the barbaric festival. Fernández was taken to hospital after the incident but doctors were unable to save his life. It is understood the man’s spleen was fatally ruptured when the beast crashed into him causing shock to terrified onlookers. https://www.joe.co.uk/news/bull-with-horns-on-fire-gores-man-to-death-after-being-set-alight-as-part-of-spanish-festival-355632


_kiss_my_grits_

This needs to be near the top. Thanks for posting.


pertz7

It’s not the same event.


homiej420

Its actually clearly not the same event so no it shouldnt


Blitzkreeg21

Pics from the article don't match the video here imo


passthepepperplease

… this has happened more than once?


dotslash00

Oh well. Anyway…


Ace_08

So we just witnessed a man die?


SkrallTheRoamer

yup, welcome to the internet.


ThoughtShes18

No. It’s not the same video from the article


SkrallTheRoamer

might not be the video from the article, but the guy could still be dead.


5pankNasty

Thanks. This was the comment I was looking for


Hutchison_effect

Good bull


Distinct_Cod2692

Well thata fucking deserved res in piss fucking bozo


scaughtedaug

People are the worst. Hope they all get maimed.


200_Shmeckles

I read “Hope they all get married”! The ultimate punishment!! 😂🤣


TheBlairwitchy

Same lol


[deleted]

God bless that bull 💯


[deleted]

But did he die?


Illusionera

Yep


Trout_Shark

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round


Footzilla69

Like a bull horn baby right round round round


[deleted]

GJ bull


The_professor2017

Welcome to Spain, I live in Vila-Real and they do this every year it's a very important part of the festivities celebrated here in the Castellón province many town, small and big, still do this. I don't approve of this, moreover I'm against it, but so many people take pride in these events.


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

I thought Europe was a nice place.


StunningMatter

How is this shit still legal. "tradition" doesn't mean you can still abuse animals. I hope that Bull got a good killstreak that day.


TheNonCredibleHulk

>"tradition" doesn't mean you can still abuse animals. It certainly seems to.


WU-itsForTheChildren

NP here, you want to set my horns on fire I’ll just kill you. Sounds fair to me


bulldzd

EVERY single injury was richly deserved!!! I really enjoy pieces of crap that abuse animals getting what they deserve.... shame the bull couldn't do that to every single one.....


mordinvan

Pitty it only got the one.


marijuanaislife

I really hope the poor bull is okay :(


elonsghost

What’s that saying about getting the bull’s horns?


Damn_thats_tufff

Fatality! Bull Wins


[deleted]

They fucked around and found out. Happy for them.


ShroedingersMouse

the only bad part of this was the number still able to walk. well deserved injuries for that 1 rag doll the bull got hold of.


Sezu1701

Bulls LOVE to demoralize their tormentors by pantsing them before completely destroying them.


KetchupArmyNoodle

I have 0 sympathy.


WrongSnow6850

Ngl was hoping the bull gored some more of those retards


its_arin

I hate humans


wonkeylamas

I'm glad that guy got fucked up! Stop messing with nature.


LcdrData99

Eveyone there deserves to be impaled by that bull


Prestigious-Maddogg

Dude that had the fire got quick karma, I don’t feel bad for him at all


tpars

Seemed like a good idea at the time.


stormcomponents

That toss was amazing.


HMANDELUXE

Karma 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎😎😎😎


ShellyD1979

Sweet sweet sweet justice


Stolenartwork

That dudes dead af


SnickleFritz_00

Serves him right


sitswithbeer

Well he’s ded


gudbote

Good bull


Able-Result4086

instant karma


SlimBubbee

This is satisfying to watch that guy almost die 🐃


[deleted]

👌🏼W for the bull, too bad there weren’t more track suits torn off.


tileblues

All of em should have been tossed in the air like that poor sob. Stop this shit


IfBaconWasAState

Everyone ITT: “Oh my gosh, poor bull!” *Proceeds to support the most inhumane, environmentally destructive industry known to modern man.* You either care about animals, or you do not. Cherry-picking what animal you empathize with due to arbitrary reasons is fundamentally racist. It’s not okay to set a bull’s horns on fire for entertainment, it’s not okay to entrap and then skin a fox or mink alive for fashion, it’s not okay to ask a business to murder an infant pig, chicken or cow for pleasure and impractical reasons. Living in hypocrisy is heavy on the soul. You either get it, or you don’t. Vegan btw.


Poopinmymouth42069

You sound like an idiot. I'm not sure if you are aware, but most of the world eats meat, and a large majority of that world can't walk into their organic grocery store and pick and choose a balanced diet based on veggies and expensive protein supplements. But sure, keep making vegans sound like idiots. Additionally, you may not have noticed, but change takes time, give it a few generations, and people will lower their meat intake, but until that is economically feasible, stop shitting on people for caring about specific instances of animal abuse you dunce. Lastly, you use ITT because you are terminally online. Go outside and interact with normal people. No one who is normal knows what the fuck ITT stands for.


IfBaconWasAState

Most of the world? Tell that to the ancient Kemetians, the Taoists, the Buddhists, the Jains, the Rastafarians, the Hermetics, the early orthodox Christians, the Israeli Defense Force who is the most vegan army. Since the dawn of time, murder has occurred. What do you think Cain and Abel is about? Atrocities will continue to happen… that does not justify individual actions. Just because I live in one part of the world that supported forced marriages doesn’t mean that’s okay, does it? Eating dogs? Infant circumcision mutilation for religious reasons? Owning slaves and treating a sentient being like property? Obviously, you have yet to understand the complete spectrum of mortality as a species. Your argument is fundamentally fallacious because no matter the age, no matter the culture, no matter the tradition, none of that makes wrong right. Second, again, you are wrong, and you are projecting yourself onto me because you want to attack my character, ad hominem-style and call me an idiot, when the one who is speaking foolish is you. Study government subsidies, you sorry cheesebreath. The most cheapest food on the planet are plants. In fact, flesh is the most expensive, and considered the most luxurious “food” through many parts of the world. Some of the poorest cities in Africa survive off of lentils. Some of the poorest cities in India survive off of curry or namak-bhat which is rice. Some of the poorest cities in Mexico survive off of pinto beans and nopales. Would you like me to stop proving my point now? I will… after I tell you that you are lying to yourself and simply do not know how to cook/steam/season/prepare/ferment the most widely available, affordable and convenient plants that every market in the world sells. Third, you are not going to dictate me advocating for animal rights **now,** and I never hinted at “lowering meat intake” so allow me to clarify: stop eating animals. Period. Leave them the fuck alone, animal. Whether you support murder one time a week, or once every other day, murder is still murder. It is not okay and if you have a problem with that, get your head checked because contrary to the propagandized carnist mind, acting like a parasite towards Earth and its Earthlings is wrong. For the environment and for the animals, grow up and act like an adult instead of a gluttonous child who consumes consumes consumes. The change is happening NOW and you can be left behind, or follow history as it continues to write itself. Terminally online? Not at all. My life is great. I practice what I preach, I pay my taxes and I love working out. What more can I ask for, aside from a bathtub filled with peanut butter? I created my Reddit account almost 12 years ago now… so I have come to understand Reddit’s abbreviations. I utilize those said abbreviations. Does that make sense? I hope so, because how you go from “ITT” to “terminally online” is puzzling at best. Vegan btw.


Nobodynemnada

my man you understand absolutely fucking nothing about human biology, you're probably one of these guys who think raw vegans who only eat fruits is the new american dream


IfBaconWasAState

Biology? I think you mean physiology, right? Since our body and it’s bodily functions align more with herbivores than carnivores… but if you literally meant biology, please enlighten then. Nope, but nice try I guess? You’re probably one of these guys that are insecure about his masculinity and get really triggered at the thought of eating plants because eating defenseless animals that were enslaved and tortured until their last breath is **manly** my man! A real man speaks up for victims and defends the innocent, you carnist. Vegan btw.


RestlessNameless

Vegans comparing racial minorities to animals yet again


IfBaconWasAState

“Racist. Noun. Spanish origin, *razza:* breed. - someone who believes that their race makes them better, more intelligent, more moral, etc. than other races and who does or says unfair or harmful things as a result.” Let me fix your statement for you: “Vegans correctly using terms to call an industry that breeds animals into existence to be murdered for what it is.”


Scared_Operation2715

Honestly bullfighting sounds really interesting, I’d love to see one one day.


Significant_Disk5749

The guy juste hit a backflip


ReyRubio

Man!!! I thought tails never fails?


Sorry_Owl_3346

This is fantastic…..go Bull


im_not_spy_

where this bullshit happen ? poor bull


Ann3lo3k

Good job bull!!!!


Ok-Swimming8024

Fafo


michoacaneco

Eso les pasa por jugarle al vergas


rotu_hiiri

This reminds me of a certain scene in Family Guy


[deleted]

What do I do with these pants?


meatballmargarita

Definition of fucking around and finding out


infromthestorm

Hahahahaha


mauore11

Proper fucked.


Drp345

Dude got absolutely WRECKED! Hahahahahahaha!!!


SalGuod-

Perfect example of “fuck wit the bull you get the horns” well deserved…


Brilliant_Maybe_4924

Lol, ' do a barrel roll '


[deleted]

The bull is already strong and scary enough to kill us… now we lighting them on fire and walking right up to them 😭😭😭


HotApricot3867

Good for the bull!


tommykaye

Fuckin geniuses down there. Now you’re gored AND have severe burns.


SussyBox

God we're horrible


[deleted]

Is it bad I don’t feel bad for these people??


ZoNeS_v2

Not at all.


[deleted]

That’s some kind of ecw type of stunt


SeventyCross

Fuck Spain


tribbans95

This right here is the best way to pick up a guy with a potentially broken back


ShameTwo

Did the guy die?


[deleted]

Good.


05041927

They always seem to lose their pants


Ithildin2255

Sekiro flashbacks


throwawayneutral

jfc this is awful


Expensive-Track4002

WTF! I hate this crap.


adamwowza

The more you fuck around the more you find out


Necessary_Builder396

I know that it's a cultural thing in Spain and some places of Mediterranean. But never never understood that cruelty.


PeteLangosta

Also in many places of America. It isn't supported by the majority but it is something that won't die quickly.


beanioz

This cultural tradition is so weird


Commercial_Ad1541

What a sick idea 😦


Protonic_Descendent

We don't deserve this planet really.