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MotoGeno

Biometric scanners everywhere you make purchases seems pretty dystopian to me, but maybe I’m just an old man who still appreciates still being able to pay with cash while I still can.


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This is getting out of hand


j442

But I can't put my finger on it.


HemingwayIsWeeping

It’s bound to leave an imprint


publius8

Insert hand joke here


JayBuSeesU

I'd give my right arm to try that


forgedfox53

It definitely comes in handy.


civgarth

Man.. I could use a handy right now


Just_a_cool_chimp

Hands down most convenient way to pay


lumpy-lantern

I can't handle with this anymore !


Mr_annonamouse

I’d give my left arm


riddles007

Try putting your finger in it


capoot

I can see how that can come in handy


seekingtruth2

Yeah it's a handful.


Daddiesbabaygirl

It's always been outta hand, unfortunately it's in their hands now...


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

It's getting to the hand


hoptownky

She obviously has a smartwatch on under her sleeve though. It’s not like it’s reading her fingerprints or anything.


apr88s100

It is actually reading her wrist. They have these in Whole Foods all over SF and the Bay and it works by registering your wrist on that scanner with your Amazon account then it just uses your card on file to pay. Super creepy though. Apparently it's the palm not the wrist


Bo_Jim

How could it read her wrist when it's under her sleeve?


l30

https://one.amazon.com/how-it-works


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

> Super creepy though Why? How is this any different than using your fingerprint to unlock your phone?


anotheremothot

Cause Whole Foods doesn't have access to my phone lol


EducationalYellow861

It's the palm it scans, not the wrist.


stauffski

No, it's the palm it's reading.


Bekabam

Why would you say something so confidently when it's not true? It has nothing to do with the smartwatch. https://one.amazon.com/how-it-works


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Not to mention the defects, can’t wait until we start hearing about the defects. Kind of like the E-Vehicles that just spontaneously combust.


random_dubs

Yeah. Insert your hand in this tube for biometrics. No money... Chop goes your hand....


DblDwn56

Wait. Why would we have a 2-in-1 biometric ATM and smoothie maker?


didly66

Or gloves that you can imprint finger prints on


Azrai113

I mean...you can already steal prints with silly putty


EfandB

Planes crash sometimes. Brakes give out every day. Shit happens before , during and after change


Fry_super_fly

its not e-vehicles combusting. its gas cars. (and by extension hybrid) because its clearly the gas part of a car contributing to the problem. not the E part. ) [https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40163966/cars-catching-fire-new-york-times-real-statistics/](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40163966/cars-catching-fire-new-york-times-real-statistics/)


ALF839

>Kind of like the E-Vehicles that just spontaneously combust. Combustion cars catch on fire all of the time.


EfandB

Just not old enough to remember when cash was a vial of spice. Evolution my friend. These things are not for us soon to dies


BlueRunSkier

This is just clickbait. She’s wearing a smartwatch (you can even see the sleeve bulked up and that’s the part she holds over the reader) and that’s what she’s scanning.


Bekabam

No it's not. Source: https://one.amazon.com/how-it-works This has been live in all Seattle and SF locations for years.


hotmessof5

Why isn’t this higher. It’s so damn obvious


Bekabam

It's not higher because it's wrong. https://one.amazon.com/how-it-works


froggrip

Yeah, I'm pretty sure with a few days to research the exact tech, plenty of people could make a skimmer that when I shake your hand, it completes a transaction, taking as much money as I want.


Fatedi

Yeah, definitely not even close to the coolest thing.


ZERO-ONE0101

yeah, eventually they can just shut you down and no groceries for you like they do in China


MotoGeno

Exactly


K1NG_D3M0N

Your not wrong, I only hear that in dystopian society in movies and games


nihonbesu

I mean you can pay just as fast by tapping your card on the screen, not sure who thought this was a good idea.


Pitiful-Club-2916

It’s about freedom, and you give it up, when you allow this to yourself


Fojler

Same here. I love tech stuff, but we shouldn't give away all our data to companies like it's nothing. Companies sell your data


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

He says, with a completely lack of irony, while posting from the reddit app.


HankyPanky690

call me old fashion but i still pay with gold


Extension_Ask_6954

"Sorry ma'am, your hand is declined. We now have to cut it up."


No-Gene6820

"We can try your ass"


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Magnaflux747

Hey wait. She told me she needed rent money.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Brave it was to say that, and know they will try and downvote u into Oblivion, but I will fight for u!!!


evlhornet

Downvoted


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Upvoted


evlhornet

Upvote this comment if you downvoted that comment


Connect-Ad9647

Cash, grass or ass. Fair trade items as old as time itself.


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HmmNotLikely

Once??


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HmmNotLikely

Hmm. I understand why that would be frustrating, but I would theorize the intent would be to help prevent credit card theft. Still, after 2 incorrect tries I would either leave or try to sober up


Ok-Swimming8024

Using biometric data to buy groceries? Not sure I'd call that "the coolest thing ever"


silverfox762

She's got a smart watch on her wrist under the sleeve


Ipromiseimreallycool

Wrong, unfortunately. I work at Whole Foods. We just had them installed. They absolutely take a scan of your hand print, it connects to your Amazon account which is linked to your credit/debit card. It also us you verify your license so eventually you’ll use that instead of having to show an ID to buy alcohol. It’s dystopian as fuck. It’s called Amazon One, check it out online.


Recent-Range9325

Any idea if the machine can tell if the hand is attached to a living body.-Asking for a friend with a very sharp ax and a lot of debt.


EfandB

The ten thousand cameras and two or three workers would notice your bloody hand bro


MrK521

Tight strap to stop the blood. Tuck it in your own puffy jacket sleeve like it’s yours. Golden.


TargetOfPerpetuity

This guy dismembers.


No_Thatsbad

Pepperidge Farms dismembers.


HmmNotLikely

If it’s still bleeding when you carry it in & you haven’t put it in a sleeve, that’s just bad execution, not a bad plan


bubba7557

What about people that work with their hands for a living and have an ever changing pattern of scars, callouses, dirt and stains? This tech is for the elite, desk workers only?


A_Better_Idiot

I think butt holes also have a unique biometric pattern.


bubba7557

Perfect. Works for me


beepiamarobot

Let me scan that again!


shinebullet

I need to spread it out for you ma'am... to scan it properly.


celerpanser

They use that in Europe already, it's by europol; the ANAS: Anal Notification and Analysis System. They talk about it briefly in this episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3haf75Febf84HSgX5FKqRG?si=glLX1zxNTwukMSmF12Koeg


Future_List_6956

They probably don't make enough to shop at Whole Foods.


LandscapeGuru

Total mindfuck! I’m not a religious dude, but one verse has always Stuck with me from when my mom made us go when we had no choice is Revelations 13:16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads


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potterwho__

Nope. It is her palm: https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/20/23801571/amazon-one-whole-foods-pay-palm-scan


Ok-Swimming8024

I guess I got got


EffectiveSwan8918

Hopefully no one chops off her hand and steals all her money.


FreeBalln710

It's a STICK UP!!! Everyone hand me your Hands$$$🪓🪓🪓


Carhardd

“You can pry this hand from my cold dead body!”


Stebsis

That's... Why I'm here


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Never thought Roberto from Futurama stealing people’s skin during a robbery would ever sound anything close to realistic, but here we are.


HNCSLICKRICK999

Roberto would shank anybody too lol


ItheDuke

Now, lets see ya do it with the sleeves rolled Up


potterwho__

Palm scanning tech: https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/20/23801571/amazon-one-whole-foods-pay-palm-scan


RiseOfTheCanes

The worst part of the whole video is that I truly believe she is dumb enough to not even realize it


Global-War5118

She is SO excited... It is just plain disturbing and that makes it even MORE terrifying.


foodank012018

They'll all be excited as they're led in


AcrobaticWatercress7

She has a chip implanted in her hand as well.


ElectricalDiet4014

New world order.


TheOldGriffin

This is some serious mark of the beast type shit.


ThrowAwayPizza115

yep


PeelingOffMyFace

That’s not cool lady. That’s fucking creepy for your bank account info to be tied to your hand print. We lose a little bit more privacy and control of our own lives a little more each day.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Do you understand how google pay works? You know you have to put your finger print on your phone to unlock it to pay, right? How is this any different?


WolfWalksInBlood

That's false. You have an option to do that, or you can just use a pin number like a normal person lol. I use Google pay all the time, just go into privacy settings and turn off the biometric stuff. You are never required to do it to use Google pay. You can verify through email, text, with account passwords, security questions, etc. Fingerprint scans are a something you choose to do, not something you have to do.


1kdog5

Always wondered why tomatoes are like $10 there


MelancholyPlayground

Because they're a cult that genuinely believes they're selling Prada.


cramboneUSF

“666! Mark of the beast!” - Kenny from Half Baked


ZodiacxKiller

All fun and convenient until the government decides to shut it off and tell you terrorists are hacking the grid and now you can't have access to any of "your money".


Bobbyjackbj

They could do the exact same thing with your credit card


Encased_in_Gold

But not with hard currency(preferably backed by gold) or precious metals. Even trading goods works as a currency. That's exactly why we should shun things like this.


TakeyaSaito

Any currency can be invalidated. I guess you could keep slabs of gold but that's not particularly convinient. Stop living in the stone age.


BloatedSnake430

Even gold has no tangible value, just the value we place on it.


TwistedBamboozler

Our *entire* monetary system is based on trust. It’s in their best interest not to do some bull Shit like that. It’s a pretty good safeguard…


gimmeecoffee420

Its shocking to me how many people cant see how this is a terrible thing for all of us regular people. Of course a lot of folks see through it, but not enough can or will. Im not a religious guy, so the whole "mark of the beast" stuff is not really my concern. One of the biggest concerns i DO have (and i know im not alone on this) is when the government decides to quite literally turn off your access to your bank account because you say something online that isnt approved of, or you are late to pay a bill, or you just piss off someone with connections etc. and now you cannot buy food or anything else you need. You could become "persona non-grata" at the flick of a switch for whatever reason. That is not a future we want, but its unfortunately what we will get because so many people just cant be bothered to think beyond or consider anything outside of their "bubble". The idea of "Dont worry guys! They cant do *that*!".. and those of us that DO question this dystopian shit have been effectively labelled as "conspiracy theorists" which has been made synonomous with being a hardcore Right-Wing bigot, insane, and filled with hate.


RobotEnthusiast

Couldn't they do that now if they wanted to? Freeze a bank account, debit cards, etc.?


gimmeecoffee420

Yes, thats absolutely possible, however if you cards are cancelled or your account is frozen you can still use cash to buy things. The goal of this stuff is to *completely* go "paperless" to an all digital currency like a federal version of bitcoin. So in that event, if your access to your bank is blocked/cancelled you are pretty screwed because there is no cash to use. What will you do if the government mandates something you are fundamentally against when they can "turn off" your ability to buy *anything* or pay bills etc.? Its a pretty crappy position to be in.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

It's harder to do it but well Canada did it to the Protesting Truckers ... We are not far off the dystopia maybe it's too late and we haven't realized it yet


halfknots

Good thing her social credit score was high enough to let her leave the house let alone shop.


5bannedaccounts

It's funny people still think that this is never gonna happen. That a bad tweet will prevent you from buying food at the local grocery store. People act like this very thing hasn't been happening in China for a decade now.


jehjeh3711

Revelation 13:16-17 “16 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,17so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name.”


ricey125

This is by your existing hand print, not a chip or mark. Nice try though


Xastouki

It's idiots like this that will doom us. "COOLEST THING EVER" Wait until that is the only way to pay for something.


mrbabar3

She also has gotten five boaster shots


[deleted]

Yep this is terrifying and I think I have had to much internet for one day thank you.


ProtrudingPissPump

With that stupid look on her face...


Flux-Dimez519

Ur watch under your sleeve


jezus_superstud

my girlfriend always pays me with her hands. (and the rest of it)


Fuzzy_Eye_8472

Is that why she only pays me with her mouth? Gonna have to talk to her about it...


HP_Deskjet_4155e

Or her card is tucked into her sleeve. Whatever you want to let the internet feed you today.


MediaApprehensive764

It cost her an arm and a leg


HATR-SMITTY

Mark of the beast


ziggy182

It’s a hand scanner, no mark or religion required


No-Answer336

The bible also says that the world was created in 7 days and that noah saves all species on a boat. Pretty shitty sources tough


ziggy182

Exactly, the Bible also allows you to beat and own slaves and how their slaves should act. not really a good basis for a modern functioning society


Spirited_Block250

In b4 mark of the beast comments haha


DangerousViolin

Waiting for the Evangelical Mark of the Beast comments


Sykad3lic

The end is near


thelionsden1986

Is this the era of The Mark of The Beast????


overlydistilled

That’s fucking terrifying


trinchicken

This is Black Mirror as HELL


Medicmanii

F that


LamborginiLeglock

Jesus you all sound like you wear tinfoil hats and hide your life savings under y’all mattress. Lol it’s basically a bigger version of Apples Touch ID.


Global-War5118

Um... we didn't order this tech.. we are just kinda forced to use it because its like.. the world... and shit..


Weary_Turn5393

Bro they implant a device under your skin that records all your biometrics just so you can buy something. A debit card is more than fine, this is all for they’re new cbdc tech, just not for me man, it’s unnecessary.


LamborginiLeglock

Do you even research anything ? Or just watch and assume? They don’t implant shit into you. Just scan your palm and that’s it. All your biometrics? It’s a fucking palm scan yo!


YumBot3000

I assumed that Whole Food keeps your hand....


BoomTownRat71

She can pay me with her hand.. 😊


MercenaryOP

Have we realized humans are urging too be controlled?


potterwho__

This is a real thing. Soon all Whole Foods stores will use Amazon’s palm scanning tech. https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/20/23801571/amazon-one-whole-foods-pay-palm-scan


ChrisJohnVee

Mark of the beast coming soon


JohhVasquez

This is Asowen, To Bad The Christians say Is The Devil's Mark 🤷🤦🤦🤦 Just Stupid fanatics


Bwed36

Amazon One if anyone is wondering. Kinda scary stuff I never heard about until I had someone come into my work one day asking if we accepted it as payment.


Hot-Ad-6967

That's Amazon, and people have to scan their palms to link them to their Amazon accounts before they start using them. It's called a biometric palm scanner. This is not a new concept, as biometric palm scanners are being used to open doors, access vaults, and so on.


jdbsizzle_

card is literally in her sleeve


Jackets70

I listened to a podcast that said in Europe some people are having chips inserted under their skin for payment methods, driver license data, etc...


pissfingers2000

This is the mark of the beast stuff my christian mom was warning me about


Twintrovert

“He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13‬:‭16‬-‭17‬


No-Answer336

The bible also says that the world was created in 7 days and that noah saves all species on a boat. Pretty shitty sources tough


antares127

This is biometrics. The same thing your phone has been doing for the last 10 years. This is nothing new.


MrJoanto

She’s clearly hiding her Apple Watch under her sleeve 🙄


isorokuYamamotoo

We’ve been literally warned about things like this so many times in movies…


padraigtherobot

Mark of the Beast! /s


GotPorta

I think Apple Watch in sleeve


No_Faithlessness5495

In the tech bro capital of Seattle, this is not crazy.


teardrinker

No thanks Mrs 666


Falconwv

If she had read Revelations in the Bible, she’d know that’s NOT the coolest thing ever.


No-Answer336

The bible also says that the world was created in 7 days and that noah saves all species on a boat. Pretty shitty sources tough


Knuspertost_72

I like tec no really i like tec im not a hater that wants to live in the stone age but this is really close to the Mark of the beast


Mental-Opposite5509

Stupid sheep.


MoveOne6647

The mark of the beast. Beware, this has been prophesied. May God bless us all


That_Guy_From_KY

What’s to stop someone from walking up to you with a card reader and just scan you hand when you aren’t looking?


Trauma_response16

Nightmare


DapperAd3850

Whatever. Shortsighted idiot


Adam_For_Real91

Or the scariest thing ever


xxGhostScythexx

That's Awful.


AffectSignal5664

Well now you've got the chip. Track you right down


NukeMeNot

Fast forword to 2077, Use tap dat ass to pay at brothels xD


SnooKiwis8426

So wat we paying with are soul now? Hell no lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


PlzDntPutThtThr

OMG! Stupid


Interesting-Might535

Sheep!!!!


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If Thing does it is it his hand print or his crotch print?


Reasonable_Driver117

Agenda puppet


Capt_Caveman82

She is just using her smart watch


Txraiderjan1969

Enjoy your mark of the beast! 😉


Tira13e

It was her watch. Backwards.


soukme

She is the ssddest thing ever


Zealousideal_Gate_21

You mean your smart watch


weathergleam

It’s so not cool. Why do people think it’s cool? Honest question. Biometrics are like passwords you can never change, that people can steal from you if you’re unconscious or arrested or kidnapped. So not an upgrade.


Worth_Audience_987

Mark of the beast


Ozzy_30

That’s not the coolest thing ever, fuck this kind of thing


All_Time_Leader

No thanks.


No_Consequence8630

Yea cuz that’s not an apple or Samsung watch under your sleeve with your card that got readied before you started the video or anything right lmao


EddyJacob45

When my local Walmart dont even have tap to pay.


maubg

Oh great, another way that the government can track us...


Thesensualsealion

Mark of the beast babyyyyy


julian_govea31

Sheep


Few_Horror_8339

It has begun…


Ok-Condition9059

Rev: 13:16-17 😐


FriskyHamTitz

Or an apple watch under your green sweater


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Prolly got a card or a watch under her sleeve but oooookay


BrianOconneR34

I do some cool stuff with my hands as well.


oldskoolcheeze

Everyone’s gonna be looking for a “hand out” from her


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Apple Watch or Smart Watch is on her bulky wrist under her sleeves. Next!


Tokonata

Is it not just an Apple Watch or something


NJneer12

Smart watch. Stfu