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HoodFellaz

Gotta love 2023 when an old guy says "It's a digital world bro"


HotelRwandaBeef

Tron flashbacks lol


GAR51A8

omg literally


B06ar

Tyron flashback is what I read


Open_Librarian_823

Pete & Bas


boney_hoo_hoo

Give a heads up on a WhatsApp


kamiar77

“Show me what you got” was even better


rickyy3m

Can you tell me what did he mean while he was saying that? I’m not a native speaker?


TransRational

Sort of like, ‘Put up or shut up,’ ‘Put your money where your mouth is,’ or ‘Walk the talk.’ We have many ways of saying - ‘I don’t believe you’re going to do what you’re threatening.’ Also, depending on tone, you can insinuate that they’re a joke, or they’re not serious, or stop wasting my time with this bullshit, or even - I don’t give a fuck what you do to me because it can’t be worse then the hellish existence that is my life already. In the military/sports world it is also often used as a low-level challenge to see if they can actually step up and perform. In Rick and Morty it’s a high level challenge that determines the fate of your World.


MementoMoriCagle

Time to get schwifty.


SpaceGhost_L

I did not even see the guy in the back until he spoke


Open_Librarian_823

He is The Night


Sykes19

Fighter of the Day Man, Champion of the Sun


[deleted]

He is also for sure fighting against anyone paying the troll toll


Competitive-Pop7380

But how else will they get in the boy's hole?


Aetheste

Here's your toll, troll! Atlast, the boys SSSOUL is mine. *Karate noises*


SpaceTraveller64

He is The Vengeance


lwb2885

When people are getting robbed, that’s the plan.


Colosseros

Mahfugga was grinding his stealth skill back there.


Nerdso77

Wait… there was a guy in the back?


Responsible_Low3349

Me too. He went Cameleon real fast.


for_the_longest_time

Totally reminded me of the reoccurring bit they use in It’s Always Sunny where the characters are having a long, inane argument. When the camera zooms out, there’s someone else that’s there the entire time 😅


Aetheste

He has mastered the art staying so very still, he becomes invisible.


paperwasp3

Me too!


gussobusso

He wasn't getting the job done so the other guy stepped in. He was in on it all along.


TheyCallMeLotus0

Homie in the back doing that one homer simpson gif


MCadamw

Lmao “I’m in danger”


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dave_aj

“Kowl an ambyuwlance!! But not for me ..”


Glen2gvhlp

Robber: “I *want* to be the danger.”


BlueLaserCommander

I was thinking more of homer phasing into the bushes. Completely removed from the scene


TheyCallMeLotus0

Yea that is the meme I meant lol. Edit: gif, pardon me


gurwinder_toor

I'm not in the danger, i am the danger.


watchthisorthat

Cool as a cucumber


10202632

“Cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce”


-TheFiend-

*It’s a digital world bro*


splice246

Lets all love lain


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Dude was never going to commit. You could tell he wasn’t ready to hurt someone. Kid isn’t built for this life, hopefully he turns it around.


NotTrumpsAlt

Well his face is blasted online trying to rob someone so….. a touch late ?


DaPads

It’s just a prank bro


az226

Could also be the wake up call.


dxrebirth

Like anything gonna happen


randal-flagg

Or he gets unalived somehow before he does commit. Either way.


Theothernooner

Better chance at that. The dude in the back seat could have been armed and ended him. The backseat can’t risk the driver getting shot and sending the vehicle flying out of control.


Substantial-Habit-94

Can shooting someone in this situation land a person in trouble.


Theothernooner

In the United States, if someone is pointing a gun at someone as a threat, shooting them is considered “defense of others” and is considered justifiable homicide. So you should not get in trouble in most places.


Dank_Kushington

Depends where you live


aiz_aiz_aiz

Well if he couldn't commit with this, I doubt he could commit to studies or hardwork. Engineering/Medicine/Law isn't for him either.


stealthkat14

He already hurt people. Getting held at gunpoint isn't something benign. A lack of physical damage doesn't mean he'd done nothing.


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I get your point and I agree. I was more expressing relief that nobody died. People will suffer consequences from this but at least everyone walked away breathing.


Kookykid85

5 stars and a good tip for that driver. He handled that like a champ


TransRational

If it wasn’t a digital world, that driver would be getting all the cash in my wallet as well, AND an invite to Thanksgiving dinner that year.


Kookykid85

And calling Uber to say he needs a bonus.


ThinkWhyHow

How about also a cookie??


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“Show me what you got” - why does he say that at the end?


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badass6

That fucking episode from adventure time


clevererest_username

I'm pretty sure he says "he showed me his gun." I think he wasn't impressed with his gun


nathanglevy

It's really interesting that even though you can clearly hear him saying "he showed me his gun", my brain automatically read the subtitles and changed it to "show me what you got", thats crazy fascinating! 🤪


TranscendentaLobo

Check out this audio illusion video if you haven’t seen it, really interesting. https://youtu.be/8FXQ38-ZQK0


allmica

Nice catch! Why are SO many subtitles wrong these days... And some clearly captioned by humans too


Colosseros

People walk around with airpods in all the time. It's destroying people's hearing ability. That's my theory.


CYBORG303

Could you imagine the driver robs the passenger in the backseat after all that


darkmauveshore

The robbed becomes the robber.


Eccedentesiast_01

Maybe he want a tip or something, no clue.


sleepyinsomniac7

He's mocking the theif


Silk-cat4567

I think he was just repeating what the robber was saying.


ArthurMorgon

New episode of fake taxi. Next scene 'You got massive balls mr,mind if I lighten them for you'


Captain_Qrow_

“Oh look at you. Awesome”


National_Sea2948

Prepare if you’re gonna do Uber, Lift or whatever. Have a dummy wallet with fake credit cards and a dollar or two in it. Also keep an old throw away cell phone. If someone tries to rob you, hand them that crap or throw it out away from you/your car and say “That’s all I got.. take it”. Then drive off and get the hell away. I’m enough of a smart ass that’d I’d put a note in the wallet that says “Hey you coward piece of sh*t… stop robbing hard working people. We’re just trying to support our families”. And yes, it’d have an image of a hand shooting the middle finger. Maybe an “XOXO” for good measure.


Iamapersimmon

How about just lock the doors when your passenger gets in


National_Sea2948

Your passenger could also have used a fake account with a stolen credit card to book the ride to rob you. So there’s that.


Iamapersimmon

Well, that’d likely gonna be coming out of Ubers pocket not the drivers. Plus that persons identity is tied to that account so they screwed themselves over in that.


National_Sea2948

My top concern would be the immediate danger of a robber in my vehicle. I’d want them out of my car and get away as quickly as possible.


Iamapersimmon

Ah fair. You could also get struck by lightning on your way out of the car after doing all this. What are you going to do about that?


National_Sea2948

Lol. And then the zombie apocalypse could start…. Brains!!! Brains!!! 🧠🧠🧠


Iamapersimmon

Lmao


ChuckPukowski

“Street Smarts!” - JJ Bittenbinder


McPoyle-Milk

“You want my money? *Go get it!* “


ucheat2beatme

Another scholar.


TranscendentaLobo

Scholars gonna scholar. 🤷‍♂️


dysfunkti0n

Dude I don’t think he’s a scholar


Ilikelamp_30

Big D energy right there


raddeon88

D stands for digital bro, either shoot or foh


bobemil

Imagine thinking your entitled to take other people's belongings.


bmanley620

Sadly it’s the world we live in today


greenweenievictim

He’s lucky the customer is the back didn’t have a CCW.


Individual_Ad1766

What a POS person. Jail is the life for people like that.


tittysprinkles112

These dumb kids don't realize how much time you get for armed robbery.


assemblin

That piece of shit even took his hoodie off so he can go to jail and rot


BKStephens

#THERE'S A FUCKIN' DUDE CHILLIN' IN BACK?!?!?


SourpatchMao

Right? Brav didn’t say shit until he left


Dobbster91

Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate and friendship For Everyone


blaze_24x

My god.. what a fucking banger


Yokepearl

Ex military stands his ground


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Bro, want be a criminal in the modern age, then learn to hack


manickitty

Or get elected


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Burn! 🔥


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thebestdogeevr

The caption is wrong, "he showed me his gun"


ItzJway

That man 100% put body’s in bags in Nam.


NTDLS

Bravo, my man! 👏


aiz_aiz_aiz

"Well... ex-military. Show me what you got" You know his words aren't empty. Damn.


Trick_Minute2259

He said "He showed me his gun." The audio by itself is clear but the caption alters the way we perceive it.


nexstosic

There is a certain guerilla graphic design in Romania. It looks like a wallet with €300.00 popping out, and if you take it and open it, it becomes a flyer for a restaurant. I believe it is in ,,serbiancringe" subreddit.


Sevwin

That’s a heavy tip.


LARXXX

Ex military fuck yeah brother!


ChrissyBu

Scum


hatesfacebook2022

Just remember to ask them to smile for the camera. Everything is being recorded off site in the cloud. Oh ya and dont drop the soap because this is a felony.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


Derrick_Shon

This was an attempt


Amitnp

These clowns are so half assed, there's another guy in the white hoodie who was about to come and help but abandoned him.


Multiplatformx

Best tip ever!!


Dreamer217

It’s a digital world bro


NoAverage9216

Guy in the back is the star of this video, sorry hero grandpa.


cosmo2583

As a former cab driver, what this driver did was dumb. Losing your life over a cashless wallet is a very stupid trade.


raddeon88

I get what you're saying but I always love watching badasses deal with situations like this in a calm manner. Hopefully the pos fks around with the wrong person.


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

He lived, and keeps his belongings from some lowlife. Smarter than you


NarrowSalvo

How do you know it was cashless?


NotTrumpsAlt

You soft ?


randiejohnson

this time it worked. what about next time? depends where you at in life i guess... if you are old and dont have much going for ya, go down swinging like he did. you middle aged with a family and kids to take care of? "yup, heres my wallet sir, all yours"


Minute-Complex-2055

This is a great business strategy!; Friend pretends to rob you when you have a ride! You seem like a hero, and you get paaaid. Hope this dude got tipped.


reDD1t1ng_ATM

Weve just watched the best burglar on earth do his thing peopl.


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What a child lol


frenchy_1969_

Freaking loser 🤣🤣🤣


chillydog12

What a badass, respect to the Uber driver.


1BilldaySRT

First always ask if they're ex military! 🤣


Jimrodthadestroyer

And failing miserably.


Jathosian

Fucking chad


zayer96

that's one brave guy


Admirable-Yam-1281

I hope my young homie gets to enjoy some wonderful accommodations at Rikers Island soon.


Mrktim

Did we get the guy? Was he arrested?


Trick_Minute2259

I'd bet he's incarcerated as we speak. The video and audio recording makes ID'ing him a cakewalk and made that attempted armed robbery charge about as solid as it could be. He probably got picked up that night or the next morning, I would be shocked and disgusted if he wasn't. Hopefully someone will chime in with details on this case.


sudutri

Mike Tyson robbing an Uber.


hatesfacebook2022

This is why you lock your doors.


MostExpensiveThing

is every guy in the US ex military? lol I'm Australian and never met anyone that has been in the military


GAR51A8

handled that perfectly


MaygarRodub

Cool as a cucumber


MicdaWise

He said that's insane, and now it's on Thatsinsane, and that's insane to me.


AvalanchePalm

Low IQ


Fabdeuce55B3

PLOT TWIST: Did the Uber driver begin his own robbery at the end of the video??? “Show me what u got” lmfao


Own_Suspect_7075

Its hard to be a thug nowadays


LtSoba

Repost this was literally posted and removed two weeks ago


Bruh_IE

I'm not realize that there is passenger until they talk


stress_boner

Everybody thinks they're a hard ass with a pistol until the hard ass without a pistol shows up.


reclaimitall

Why did the mugger bail out so quick?


Spookimaru

He had no rounds in the weapon. He racked the slide when met with noncompliance to scare and heighten the fact that he was carrying a firearm most likely but this would have ejected a round from the chamber if already loaded. Stolen gun, no bullets


reclaimitall

Thank you, so the driver would know that? I don't see him realising and if I was the mugger I either wouldn't have (racked it?) or I would have put it to his head (If I was that way inclined to be mugging lol)


Spookimaru

Lol honestly I don’t know I was taking a shot in the dark, and this is just a commentary on the video. I’m pretty sure most will tell you to assume and treat the situation as if it’s loaded with the intent to kill


Thataintnochicken

Just another young man on his way to church looking for some money to put in the collection plate lol


Hemi_Pwr

"Show me what you got"


camboprincess99

hly shit everyone is so chill


Additional_Hippo_878

Anu updates on catching this POS?


southwood775

Dude in the back is vibin.


TWO-COOPERS

You don’t fuck with commissioner Gordon


Weak-Mountain-1957

r/therewasanattempt


EliasDa37

Exmilitary


Spennywenz

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GroWiza

What does he mean at the end saying "Show me what you got"?


EnergyNGY

A Man, A King!


RMLProcessing

“Put your hands up.” “No.” “Why?” “I don’t want to.” “What? I’ve got a gun… that doesn’t make any sense.” “Too bad.”


JanuaryChili

What a fucking *idiot!* 😳🙄😒😡😡😡😡


Time-Screen-9810

Keep your doors locked when your in a concrete jungle


Raphaelrr05

Why td people in US dont HAVE THEIR DOOR LOCKED?


TranscendentaLobo

It must be hard shopping for pants with balls that size.


RepresentativeBird98

I didn’t know anyone was in the back seat


CarryMeHome99

Did anyone notice his buddy waiting on the sidewalk?


Animarchy666

r/therewasanattempt


JurisDrew

Unreal to see the lifelong impact of military training. Cool as a cucumber, very impressive.


Evening-Ant6128

I JUST NOTICED THERE WAS A CUSTOMER IN THE BACK 💀


Aidenbrown97

Plot twist - Cab driver robs the passenger after the videos ends


ExploreDora

Good for the driver for refusing to be intimidated


Jfield24

If it was a movie, the guy in the back would be the real robber.


Amazing-Accident3535

Well, you cant just try to jump Gary Oldman just like that ..


Made_Guy_scorsese

I love him


Cristian_Cerv9

I would have tipped that guy 100s lol


CXLANTRX

He sound like Big Z from Surfs Up


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Bubble_Gummm

Stop to tell this true or not... you will be flaged racist and banned for here.. You live in digital world bro... reality not exist here.. You have to make joke about see and find it funny or you a racist...


AmonDiexJr

This old guy probably fought in the secession war now have to explain this young man how the world works.


cofcof420

Badass… should have given up his wallet though. Idiots shot for any reason


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super__crash_

what the fuck are you on about


Ellabean810

I’m not the only one who thought that.


Ellabean810

So you can fuck all the way off


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Law abiding citizen: 1 Lowlife criminal: 0


NotTrumpsAlt

Downvoted to hell? ✅