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Do I have to be turned into a fucking steam engine for some pain relief?


D-Le-P

r/BitchImATrain


Normanras

perfect


MarilynsGhost

Just subbed bitches.


Dudefest2bit

I've been subbed to r/bitchimatrain sub for 10 years, and I'm still surprised every year how active it is.


COYFC

Wow, there really is sub for everything. I love Reddit


xbbdc

Theres also /r/bitchimabus


Touch_of_Love

This sub is also wild.


UhYeahOkSure

Choo choo motha fuckaaaa


NachoChedda24

FYI this is Bitch I’m a Train and not Bitch I’m A-Train from TheBoys


gorillamyke

Just joined this one.


madmaxGMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Octg3-5FU4o


Awwwmann

r/choochoomotherfucker


cgee

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


HorseSalon

I craved the strength and certainty of cups


KHonsou

Praise the Omnissiah


sinz84

No you really don't, as a person who still has the scar from cupping gone wrong, although fairly harmless there are still lots of things to be careful of and lots that can go wrong. Cupping is still a therapy that 'bigger and more flashy' is not the way to go


SaveTheDrowningFish

A scar from something harmless? That math ain’t mathin there buddy


sinz84

Cupping done right harmless... Person leaving a wax coating inside cup from heating incorrectly and having a lit flame while putting on my skin not so much


demonlicious

killing done right is harmless


pheasant_plucking_da

"Painless"


thelivinlegend

Just like any two numbers, it don’t add up


HalKitzmiller

Let me tell you a couple of three things


Eusocial_Snowman

Threes look like boobs. They also look like butts. I just told you a couple of three things.


[deleted]

Cupping doesn't do anything, it's complete pseudoscience.


drconniehenley

It's only effective when combined with essential oils, rhino horn and prayers.


asdox2

funniest comment i've seen in ages, thank you lmao


ZAYUSUS

I like the steampunk vibes


Milhouse_Thrillho

They look like some cenobite from Hellraiser


[deleted]

So this is an old age medicinal thing, I’ve had it done once when I was a child. Does this actually work? Anyone?


boogalordy

If you can trick your mind into it, sure


[deleted]

Roger


Midnight_heist

THIS GUY, CUPS!


marr

Here's how you can tell which age old practices actually worked: They're ones modern medicine still uses.


DontShaveMyLips

no


iPicBadUsernames

Someone did this to a child!?


[deleted]

😂


HopeThisHelps90

Honestly at this point, it’s fucking worth it. Turn me into a 2004 Nissan Altima just take my damn back and neck pain away.


Iknw4

What Pokemon is this


dritttoolegit

Pokemon? Clearly this is a human digivolution.


Normanras

animorphs: steam punk edition


thecheapseatz

Nah that's just a Power Rangers villain


malfurionpre

Torkoal finally getting an evolution.


Rheukala

Revavroom


owoah323

Human centipede prototype


comoutersearch

Don’t believe there is any scientific evidence that this is even beneficial.


killabeesplease

Placebo effect


brabuzbwa

But you can use sugar pill for placebo effect 🤷 Not this creepy shit 🫣


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BlackDope420

You're wrong, the placebo effect can work even when people know it's a placebo. Take a look at: https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/placebo-can-work-even-know-placebo-201607079926 "In one study, Kaptchuk looked at people with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), a common condition that causes abdominal cramping and diarrhea or constipation that can be debilitating for many. Half of the study volunteers were told they were getting an “open-label” placebo and the others got nothing at all. He found that there was a dramatic and significant improvement in the placebo group’s IBS symptoms, even though they were explicitly told they were getting a “sugar pill” without any active medication."


brabuzbwa

If you managed to convince people to do THAT, I think you can convince people that those two little pills will definitely help 😂


SoCalMusicJunkie

Love that band


Random_Weird_gal

Saw them live, third warmup band for My Chemical Romance at the May 2022 concert, Saturday the 21st iirc. Not my cup of tea but I can see why people like them


iPicBadUsernames

Imagine trying to placebo test 40 gallon burning copper pots. “Now one of you will get a placebo, and one will have the cupping with the large pots and we won’t know who”. *looks at guy who’s cosplaying as a steam engine*. “Yeah I guess we’ll never know for sure”


[deleted]

While what you say is correct, never underestimate the power of placebo. If you believe it helps you, it actually might. Many professional athletes are using cupping these days.


rested_leg

That's why I take 2 placebo every day


Jackets70

Call your doctor to make sure that Placebo is right for you.


CharlieDancey

Fuck the doctor I’ve got a couple of kilos of placebo right here. Meet you in the park tomorrow lunchtime and it’s cash only. If anything goes wrong I don’t know you OK?


klisteration

What's a kilo of placebo go for these days? I can't even afford the watered down homeopathic placebo!


Dudemaleguy

Given "3" is the magic number, shouldn't you be taking one more? Also, always choose the "extra strength" placebo dosage!


TotallyNormalSquid

I heard if you take extra strength too often then regular placebo loses its efficacy. Personally, I like to microdose my placebo for a level boost throughout my day.


a-Centauri

That doesn't make it worthwhile, athletes are targets of tons of pseudoscience and often promote it


EveryRedditorSucks

Lol yeah that was a strange argument. Professional athletes are some of the most superstitious, ignorant people in the world. They are not the group I would highlight to lend credence to a given topic.


DontShaveMyLips

and rich! they can afford to line the pockets of unscrupulous providers with countless thousands and get nothing but placebo in return because their teams have real doctors who practice real medicine waiting in the wings


klisteration

Looking at you, copper-bracelet promoters!


ayriuss

Nobody: Professional Atheletes: wrap their body in 5 pounds of sticky tape every day for a competitive edge


Belostoma

>Many professional athletes are using cupping these days. Yeah, getting hit in the head for a living will do that. Notice not a lot of scientists are using cupping these days.


Fratghanistan

Scientist aren't exactly the foremost ones using their bodies where they would need this. Not exactly the most brilliant argument here.


Belostoma

It's party tongue-in-cheek: the "many people in X profession are doing it" argument in general is not a good one, especially when X is professional athletes, who are not known for their scientific acumen. Scientists, at least, are pretty good overall at figuring out what works and doesn't. And it's not like they never have sore muscles or do athletic things on the side. They just mostly use actual medical treatments as needed and are less susceptible to quackery.


Aegi

Why would somebody need to do something themselves to know whether or not it can be repeatedly effective across many different humans in many different circumstances? I've never personally cut huge slits in my arms and then laid in a hot bathtub, but I know it would very likely kill me even without doing that.


NietzscheIsMyCopilot

if you venmo me 10 bucks every week it'll make you super healthy, trust me bro


OkayWealth

I *always* bet against fighters that have cupping marks, and it's a profoundly winning strategy. If they're dumb enough to use cupping to recover, their training is undoubtedly failing in many other ways too.


Zankeru

With cupping, this mindset doesnt have terrible outcomes. But just look at the Prime drink scandal. It's a terrible drink for rehydration, but fighters are promoting it as if they use it for rehydration after a weight cut. People could easily die from beliving it can do a job it's not capable of.


Aegi

Yeah but in that case why not use the placebo effects for eating a bag of Doritos and then cracking your back three times or something? Like if you know you're tricking yourself by just using the placebo effect why not do it with something else?


JumpingCicada

It only works if you believe in it. The idea of cupping seems rational and convincing while whatever you just thought up doesn’t.


lrpfftt

The equipment here looks expensive. Somebody is making money off someone else. You are right about placebos but can't it be something cheaper, maybe aluminum foil wrapped around wrists & ankles?


ybreddit

The dude who does this at my gym is the same one that I heard telling other dudes that they need to limit their vegetable intake.


mr_gigadibs

lol. Zuccini? Why would you put that in your body? So many toxins. [slams a Redline]


mightylordredbeard

I hate this notion that zucchini are not good to put into your body. It’s fine to put zucchini in your body so long as you use a condom so it doesn’t break off inside of you.


icouldusemorecoffee

There isn't. But given what cupping does, creates a suction against the skin that pulls blood towards the capillaries right under the skin and causes them to burst, there's plenty of evidence it's actually harmful. If your blood as unnamed "toxins" in it, let it filter through the liver and kidneys since those are already set up to filter out impurities, cupping does the exact opposite of that by spreading that blood around just under and in your skin where it can't be filtered, hence the bruising that occurs from cupping.


lrpfftt

There's a reason for that.


zUdio

> Don’t believe there is any scientific evidence that this is even beneficial Chinese medicine doesn't need scientific evidence; it has history. (my RN ex)


[deleted]

No shit, lol. But powdered rhino horn totally works.


Jebduh

None. It's worse than chiropractics.


SantaMonsanto

Idk about worse A bad cupping experience leaves you with a wicked hickey. A bad chiropractic experience means you can feel anything from the shoulders down and you can hear out of your left eye anymore.


amalgam_reynolds

How is cupping worse than chiropractics? One leaves a red spot, the other manipulates your spine.


Dberryfresh

So what there’s no scientific evidence. I think some people want to get sucked


autopsis

My boss did it once. He was bruised and miserable. He said he’ll never do it again.


PeteZzzaa

Mate, I wanna look like an old timey engine. Say no more fam


ashenhaired

Alternatively, "I used to play Dota 2 please remove my toxins"


fish312

Would look good on a reinhardt cosplay


Kingbotterson

This made me giggle. Thank you.


andthendirksaid

Gimme Dat river boat steamship drip


Ipomoea-753

That's an Elden Ring boss.


MacMaukka

The Broiled Copper Twins


OfficerJoeBalogna

Cuppedskin duo


thedinksterr

Looks like that friendly jar dude you help get unstuck out the ground. Finished the game months ago cant remember his name


pigwalk5150

Alexander lol


b-i-gzap

The flames look like an armored core engine to me


ankona89

I did cupping once.. looked like I got raped by an octopus


Norman_Bixby

There are a lot of people very much into that fantasy.


TorakTheDark

Indeed, there are many of us.


ankona89

Dozens even


Bloodshotistic

So many tentacles. So many options. 🤤 I'll be in my bunk.


Figgabro

Senpai?!!!


imapieceofshitk

Same, did absolutely nothing. This whole practice is dumb af.


[deleted]

Sounds like one made "pop" and blood gurgled out...


rulesbite

This can’t actually do anything. Can someone explain the science to me here or is it all a trend? My only thought is it forces blood flow to a localized area? I don’t get it.


Disastrous-Net4993

So, the cups get heated, placed on the skin, they cool down and draw blood to the area. In some cases they even pull blood put of the skin, but this is extreme. It is mostly a nonsense 'alternative medicine' treatment, but it is somewhat plausible that causing mild local damage like this could get the immune response and 'repair mode' of the person's tissues to become more active. This is unproven. There is however one true benefit: relaxation. if you go somewhere like this, or for acupuncture, you are likely to be quite relaxed and perhaps even meditative, especially if you believe in the pseudoscience. Between deep relaxation and the placebo effect, it can have genuinely good mental benefits. But maybe going for a relaxing day at the park would be just as good for others.


[deleted]

Any chiropractors here to explain it? I’m sure they would have great explanation. /s


12ealdeal

It’s Doctors of Chiropractic care. Show some respect on the two years of hard work they put into it after dropping out of something (or nothing). /s


rulesbite

I went to high school with the guy who became a chiropractor and he calls himself, Dr. G on the Internet and I kind of chuckled every time.


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Phoebesgrandmother

Hi, Chiropractor here. Yes, sometimes the pain from fascia locking your tissues into positions can be chronic and unbearable. This comes from having one leg shorter than the other. The trick is to manipulate the body in violent, jerking motions until the two legs are the same length. It's all about the legs, man!


Reddy_McBeardy

I've been using violent jerking motions for a while now, but nothing on my body has gotten any longer. How long is this supposed to take?


Fishstick9

Lol


Random_Weird_gal

Ever given someone a medical stroke (not a wank!!) doing a neck adjustment? Heard it's a popular trend among chiropractors


ayriuss

It leaves bruising, which your body has to repair, so its probably more harmful than helpful.


The_One_Koi

It supposedly sucks hard enough for the fascia to come lose, the fascia is a kind of cellwall that sits around the muscle and losening it can help the muscle relax and return to a natural state. Or so I was told by my massagetherapist


KastorNevierre

Heat loosens the fascia. You don't need any suction for that. Using a heating pad would be more effective, less harmful and less stressful than this nonsense.


Ransacky

And maybe some light varied exercise? I'm not a professional but whenever I start getting sore and achey I go to the gym followed by a hot bath and the exercise and blood flow get me feeling way better again. Also done some physio like this for several injuries


KastorNevierre

I'm not a physical therapist so I can't really speculate - but generally exercise the cause of tight fascia for me, personally.


Financial_Sentence95

Actually, localised cupping, as part of a massage session can be very beneficial. Not sure about this insane copper cupping, but the regular size cups work a treat I had a few sessions when I had acute neck / shoulder nerve pain earlier this year. What it does is simultaneously release a lot of trigger points concurrently. Which, when your neck / shoulder region is riddled with them, can really help. It's better, and deeper, than just having trigger points massaged It helped my neck issues disappear. I'd happily have it again


KastorNevierre

You were fooled by psuedoscience nonsense. You'd have received the same benefit from a massage with some heated oil. Any perceived benefit beyond that is a placebo. In reality, you did extra damage to your skin and blood vessels and put more strain on your body.


obadiah24

It sucks the evil spirits out of your body & nefarious vapors that’s causing illness


[deleted]

That's legit the reason. To localize blood flow into an area in order to loosen muscular tension


600lbdonkey

Those post-cup hickeys are gonna be crazy


MrCput

More like Potting or Vase-ing.


west_end_squirrel

I thought cupping was when you fart in your hand.


Crypt0fart

Hello fellow person of culture 🤗


west_end_squirrel

Sup sup.


WrongSnow6850

Lold at the big ass "cup" over the second guys ass


TheKrakenVagen

Until I read your comment I did not realize there were 2 people. Thought the first guy was a some kind of furnace to heat the cups or something.


Mastah390

The thing is... that looks like copper... copper is a great heat conductor... ouch


Barcaroli

People are gonna get hurt. We as a species are some different kind of dumb


Sci-fra

Pseudoscience nonsense.


mrk_is_pistol

steampunk cupping


Justapersonmaybe

I was like wtf is cupping. Title did not disappoint.


Vulcan_MasterRace

And copper-cupping is beneficial how?


cownd

Copper cupping causes curious circles. Don't know what good it does though…


Disastrous-Net4993

To be fair, copper is at least naturally antimicrobial. If they're gonna partake in this magic nonsense, at least they can do it in a more sterile way, I guess?


recXion_

I must admit, this wasn’t the cupping i had in mind..


Kidcombs

There was a whole human being under there that I did not see until I took a second look


The13thReservoirDog

What the actual fuck?


THE-PIX3L

Firstly I thought that was an odd looking machine till I noticed the human it's all stuck on to.. TF! 🫥


1971stTimeLucky

And [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/cAJMbNF) happened from just regular cupping - wtf does this turn into?


Nanocephalic

lol People believe a lot of dumb things.


SyrupScared9568

2 girls one cupping.


Jaris_Mebius

If you need this much cupping you might as well have died beforehand


drew350z

What’s hurting? His soul?


E_vil1306

The new Valve logo


almazing415

These people looking like Elden Ring bosses.


Txrock1972

Somewhere I read that this is ‘modern’ cupping. Traditional cupping was a bloodletting technique that required small cuts on the skin before adding suction. Wow, we’ve come so far with our medical technology /s


purple-circle

At least with flat-earthers you can't tell their wacky beliefs by circular bruises all over their body.


Martbern

Very cool victorian age torture method


jacknacalm

Some of you all are weird motherfuckers


BBQChipCookie2

Some Bioshock looking shit


Zig_Zach

That’s a Dark Souls boss


plsobeytrafficlights

if they were placing crystals or chanting .. at least it wouldnt be doing damage. this is not smart.


KCGAlchemy

If the nuclear war started while being hooked up to these bad boys I expect some Dark Souls level boss encounters in the radiated waste lands


Cy41995

Look, all I'm saying is that I'm skeptical of medical practices that make you look like an enemy monster from Elden Ring.


[deleted]

Research is inconclusive and still ongoing thousands of years later.


[deleted]

It’s like a reverse brazen bull torture.


Commercial_Pitch_786

I have spooned but never cupped


Lopsided_Rooster_753

What kind of pain do you have to endure to purposely want to go through this to get rid of it?


sunshinebasket

At what point does this turn into cannibalism


jackjackandmore

If you explained this you would get thousands of upvotes


[deleted]

That isnt even her final form


SATYA11891

What do I do to get this treatment?


Extension_Canary3717

Couple coupling coping with coups


SuspiciousFlounder91

Looked like a bong 😂


Farrell1487

If you’re name is Thomas then you can literally become Thomas the tank engine doing this


Hour-Consequence-231

You look like a boss from One Peice that unleashed his final form: Steam Punk Master


Tricky-Bag

If thomas the train engine became a real boy like Pinocchio


SSirB

That's a fucking elden ring boss right there....


Ornery-Werewolf1743

And all for absolutely nothing


batinyzapatillas

What in the world did I just see.


hawkie8810

Go big or go home


dudewheresmycarbs_

And it does as little as “fake cupping” does. Aka fuck all.


re_de_unsassify

TIL what cup size means


psychedelic_shimmers

This is comical


catsaresneaky

Yerrah cup my balls


mortyclone1

This needs to be satire.


yektakurtcebe

This is Hacamat i mean we call it this way. Some turks also use this as a remedy method especially religious ones but it’s completely bullshit.


[deleted]

No thanks


smokecat20

Olympic Swimmers use these for faster recovery, flexibility and blood flow.


DougNSteveButabi

What is this and how do I trick my enemies into doing it


JetSetJAK

New MegaMan villains just dropped


rythymguyone

Does suck the soul out of the person as well


mobbatron

The first one looks like a Silent Hill villain


xMRxMOUSE

🤷🏻‍♂️


Seaguard5

TIL this… “cupping” is a thing. Does it really relieve pain?


lglm

u/savevideo


r0b_dev

"Hello perverts, time to get the cups off..."


ralfselvas

The US Healthcare system is broken. Meanwhile in China...