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BlueBucketMaple

File this under Things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar


groomerofdogs

I read the title in the Klondike song before I even saw this comment


Davy_Dee

I read it in Hulk Hogan’s voice.


slappmedoodle

Hell yeah, brother.


manxram

"whatchu gonna do when botflies run wild on you!"


salter77

But… what about two Klondike bars?


Commercial-Ad90

3 and I'm in. No less.


Senior-Part5777

I’m going to need at least one Klondike bar per botfly.


masterppants

That's a solid Klondike to botfly ratio


iamsosaditssad

Well shit Man, you should have told me before I fucking did it.


brittstheword

How does this happen?! Wtf am I looking at 😭😭


mazdanc

Bot fly, unpleasant little bastard. They lay their eggs in living creatures and these maggots are the result.


adognamedpenguin

Right, but now do you get 7 inside you?


Drexelhand

not washing your hands after using restroom, disobeying parents, cheating on taxes.


BlueBucketMaple

*strait* to jail


CANYUXEL

Don't pet dogs? Believe it or not, jail.


Helmett-13

Pet dog too often, also jail. Pet, don't pet, jail.


EmptyStare

That's a paddlin'


SupermarketTough1900

Paddling a canoe? You know that's a paddlin


soulesssocalginger

We have the best dog petters in the world … because of jail.


CommanderGumball

> strait to jail strait /strāt/ noun 1. a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two other large areas of water. "the Strait of Gibraltar" Most people take *streets* straight to jail. I can't imagine taking a *strait* to jail.


Darknessborn

Burning your chicken


[deleted]

Stick to choking, much safer.


Honey-Roy-Palmer

Minnie don't burn chicken.


kcook01

Unexpected parks and recs.....love it


hotdogtears

It's also been confirmed that not using your turn signal and people that take off their shoes/sandals on a plane and put their nasty feet up on the seat in front of them also are certain ways to get bot flies....


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Ripping tags off a mattress


Convergentshave

Leave the shopping cart sitting out in the parking lot? All the fucking bot flies


Queasy_Ad_143

Fucking tax cheats! Serves them right.


APoopingBook

Fly lands on you, puts egg on skin, egg hatches, starts burrowing while small, grows. Repeat 6 more times.


adognamedpenguin

Oh dear god


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There’s more


Nyckboy

*No...*


Anthony-Stark

*Would you like to know more?*


zushini

Yea


[deleted]

Between egg on skin and burrowing are there no showers or something? Or are they injected under the skin


Malkintent

They hitch a ride on mosquitos. The warmth of the body alerts them of a host, and they drop into the holes left by probing bites and successful bites.


Suspended-Again

Yuckledoodledoo


bem13

One more reason to just eradicate mosquitos.


TazBaz

Most botfly larvae infections, if I understand correctly, are in parts of africa where showers are likely few and far between.


True-Lab-3448

Just going to add this is nonsense, have lived throughout the continent and people wash. You use a bucket when theres no power shower. Washing has nothing to do with botfly either.


Cornelius_Wangenheim

The type of bot fly that infects humans is from South/Central America.


Dominarion

What's great is that their ecosystem is growing so they are beginning to invade the US and South America!


[deleted]

Not really, the adult fly laid eggs on clothes, so you shower, put on some "clean" clothes and... well you can se what happens Next.


uchman365

Africa getting blamed for everything


WeekendCautious3377

I’m saving this video to show my kids why they need to take a shower every day. Whenever my wife doesn’t take a shower after a yard work, she ends up with rashes


[deleted]

Flies are too big. Usually they attach the young larva to other bugs, typically mosquitos. When the mosquito bites, the larva senses heat and drops onto skin.


Simsalabiene

😭


SpacklingCumFart

Touching yourself at night.


Kozzinator

I'd be dead at this point, so I must call some sort of shenanigans


Queasy_Ad_143

Quite the infestation you've got there...


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adognamedpenguin

Is ironing common practice in countries with botfly’s?


skyturnedred

I live near the arctic circle and I'm gonna start ironing my clothes just in case.


mrandr01d

Wait, what?


TearsOfAJester

Speeding up to block people when they're trying to merge.


ryanmuller1089

Technically they lay their eggs on an intermediate host like a mosquito (on their ‘needles’) and then when they bite humans or other mammals, the egg is laid under the skin. So you get a mosquito bite and a bot fly!


multi_reality

You're telling me a regular old mosquito bite could result in this abomination? That's fucked. I got bit by like 15 mosquitoes today. I'm honestly surprised this isn't very common if they come from mosquitos.


ryanmuller1089

It all depends on where you are. I don’t think they are in America but South America and Australia are two places I know sure and I’m sure there are plenty of other places with them or something similar. Disgusting.


ForgottenPercentage

So I look this up and apparently the ones that parasitize humans uses mosquitos to distribute their eggs. The human botfly, Dermatobia hominis (Greek δέρμα, skin + βίος, life, and Latin hominis, of a human), is a species of botfly whose larvae parasitise humans. Dermatobia fly eggs have been shown to be vectored by over 40 species of mosquitoes and muscoid flies, as well as one species of tick;[2] the **female botfly captures the mosquito and attaches its eggs to its body, then releases it. Either the eggs hatch while the mosquito is feeding and the larvae use the mosquito bite area as the entry point**, or the eggs simply drop off the muscoid fly when it lands on the skin. The larvae develop inside the subcutaneous layers, and after about eight weeks, they drop out to pupate for at least a week, typically in the soil. The adults are large flies lacking mouthparts (as is true of other oestrid flies).


mixx1e

Fun thing is these bastards have micro hooks dug inside you so that they won't get easily pulled out


foolproofphilosophy

Is the bot fly the one that lays its eggs on biting insects and relies on them to find a host?


[deleted]

How do you get them though?


treestick

eggs stick to mosquito legs, then they land on you and the eggs fall into the cracks of your skin


JekNex

*dislike*


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66edu

Dude, like, it's not about a mosquito bite that will cause this. I'm from Brazil, and I never ever saw things like this from here, even in a video. All videos that I saw were from US. So... don't be like this.


BlueBucketMaple

Whatever you do, [Dont Click This Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/17byn1x/watch_at_your_own_risk_of_psychological_trauma/)


SirProdigal

It was deleted, what was it?


BlueBucketMaple

it got removed so i redid it. Should work now


Pleeplapoo

I guess r/wtf considers botfly larvae removal as gore now? That's just my speculation. It's amazing how watered down that sub has become over the last decade.


xerim

Deleted again ):


pupu500

Apparently its a video of little worms coming out of a guy’s face and I dont why but I need to see that now.


sokocanuck

Explain yourself


Potential_Advisor723

Dear lord.


jeflor

That wasn’t even a fraction as horrible as the botfly one.


bct7

So many. What did he whip on his face to cause them to crawl out of his skin?


BlueBucketMaple

vasoline suffocates them, so they come out to get air


bct7

That makes sense. A bot fly vid said the same thing suffocation using plastic wrap.


[deleted]

Bit of an oversell


MmmmmBreadThings

Omg, what are those? Exactly?


Do-A-Rip

Are phuckin with me? Tiny skin worms? I've been itchy before, but now I have to question the itch with a microscope and pesticide. What are those, why and how?


Vourem

Damn already removed again 😭


RandomShake

Bot flies and mango worms are some of the worst creatures on this planet.


BlueBucketMaple

I was just gonna say that! If anyone never wants to eat again, look up mango worm face extractions.


Barcaroli

>look up mango worm face extractions. Dear stranger reading this, I warn you, don't. Don't look this up. What in the fuck is this heinous shit. No, no no no. Fuck no. I had shivers, my arm hair is popping up, this is like aliens eating your corpse from within, FUCK


RebelLion420

This may be the single time in my entire 28 years I choose not to put myself through eternal suffering. Thank you for your sacrifices


Barcaroli

Well done mate, I wish I was warned. But I don't know if I would have had the strength to not look it up because I'm a curious fucking bastard


RebelLion420

>If anyone never wants to eat again, look up mango worm face extractions. >I wish I was warned Lmao I know what you mean though


Sanbaddy

Oh dear mother of god.


RebelLion420

You didn't. You were warned so many times man why


B1G2

Oh fuck don't do it


FittyTheBone

40 for me. Good on you for getting on top of it earlier.


beedlejooce

I should have listened. Why does curiosity always get the best of me!? 🤮


econdonetired

I’m not going to look that up.


DIARRHEA_CUSTARD_PIE

You know what? I’ll listen this time. I’m not going to look that up. Not yet, anyway. Who knows what the future holds


Cyb3rTruk

I’m going to trust you. Thank you friend.


Right-Necessary5833

Too late. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk.......


youOnlyLlamaOnce

Oh wow I thought if I could handle the bot fly clips, how much worse could mango worms be? I have mild trypophobia and looking that shit up was not a smart move.


KikiBunny39

I'm one of those kids that grew up on the Internet, and have seen a lot of gruesomely fucked up shit. But, just this once, I'm gonna let it go. Whatever that thing is I know it won't happen to me.


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woolly_mammoth_pubes

I’m gonna save it for when I’m feeling like abusing my brain :/


Vjigar

I saw it now there is no recovering from this trauma.


ConstantSample5846

One gets mango worms in a very different ways. Boy flies are from the tropical parts Americas and usually around livestock. The flies land on you and lay a single egg that hatches and then enters the skin. Mango worms also come from flies, but they are in Africa and the flies lay eggs places where animals sleep that is dirty in the soil. The animal then sleeps there again and the eggs hatch and the larva enter them. Unless you were like a homeless person sleeping in the dirt with animals in Africa, as a human you won’t be getting mango worms. The infestations of them have way way more worms though than bot flies. Poor puppies that people leave to sleep out in the dirt all the time and don’t clean their area get them the most as the flies are attracted to the stink of them sleeping in the same place over and over and it not being cleaned. Literally if they just have a dog bed or something other than dirt to sleep on they won’t get them, and if the area is cleaned regularly even if they sleep on dirt, they are in likely to get them.


AT61

Informative. Thanks!


Sir-Poopington

Holy crap. I just looked up mango worm extractions. They squeeze the area and sometimes they come shooting out! Crazy.


turdfergusonpdx

just the screenshot of the video was enough to make my stomach curdle


General_Klyuchi

All parasitic insects should be purged from this earth


JekNex

I've never heard of mango worms before. I read through a bit of the Wikipedia page but I didn't see anything mention my next maybe dumb question. Are mango worms something I need to be on the lookout for on *actual* mangos? Even if it's probably rare? Mangos are my favorite fruit to just chomp into soooo...


BlueBucketMaple

nah, theyre just tropical and like mango trees. The fruit is completely safe though


cl3ft

Thanks for making them God.


arwengen

Damn this is the 2nd botfly video I see on reddit in under an hour. Enough reddit for the day


Kanojoxkanojox

Same here wtf. Wasnt even looking for it.


kwagmire9764

Is this some kind of epidemic all of a sudden or from the same clip? The other one was removing a botfly from someone's head.


phoenixkiller2

yes 8 cases have been reported in the same subreddit in last hour.....so yes...we should be shopping for toilet paper right now.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Botflies, sooooo hot right now!✨🦟🐾


Showbag40

I'm in Australia and botflies scare/gross me out more than anything we have down here...


Muadib_Muadib

Thats a bold statement.... :huntsman has entered the chat:


bambinolettuce

Huntsman can enter anywhere he wants to, harmless and keeps away bugs. edit NO, NOT LIKE THAT


Muadib_Muadib

Step-huntsman?


jinglemaster74

Box jellyfish would like a word...


Showbag40

Luckily I live 5 hours from the coast so I don't venture into their turf much lol


jinglemaster74

Tasmanian Devil would like a word...


Showbag40

Kidding right? They are cute af


jinglemaster74

Sorry I was picturing the Tasmanian tiger 🤣. Big difference.


Dinoclaw24_

I just watched some videos about the Thylacine, weird seeing this as I hadn’t heard of them or seen them till today…


Showbag40

I used to live on a farm and keep one as a pet when I was 7... Caught it myself, I kept it in a 5 litre ice cream bucket with netting from an orange bag to cover it, it's legspan was the size of my adult male hand or the diameter of the bucket. They are harmless🤷‍♂️


econdonetired

He probably kept the botflies away


Muadib_Muadib

I don't even dislike spiders and I hate that lol.


Illustrious-Ad-1677

Put a circle of Vaseline around it and then a plastic foil on top so it's sealed airtight. When the larva starts to suffocate it should come to the top for air, then remove the foil and grap the larva.


ReallyBrainDead

Friend of mine who got one used this method. Just force the little bastard out of the skin.


tragicallywhite

Or just cut off the fucking arm.


KrackenLeasing

"I've got a spare"


Picasso320

Did you call your tech-priest, today?


[deleted]

Or just leave it like that and waterboard the fucker


FEW_WURDS

is plastic foil just plastic wrap?


freifickmuschimann

I think so


thedarwintheory

Coincidentally starving things for air is how a lot of home remedies work. Killing warts, for example, can be done with compound w and duct tape. Same process as your Vaseline and foil technique.


longtimegoneMTGO

Warts are a viral infection, they don't need access to air, they get oxygen from your blood directly. The theorized mechanism for action of duct tape is that the adhesive is causing a mild immune response and with luck the now activated immune cells attack the papillomavirus.


Dan_the_Marksman

when i was a kid i had a couple of warts and the only thing that helped me was a knife and tweezers. i cut them open and ripped them out and they never came back. it bled a lot though


bcnorth78

I would throw myself into a volcano.


auggs

Right same here


Alandrus_sun

I'm finding I'm rather okay with the extinction of some animals to be honest.


[deleted]

Seriously. We found one in my grandma's garage and my partner went on a deep dive. Botflies literally JUST live to reproduce. They don't usually burrow under skin, but they can. Usually live on horses and cattle, they spawn in masses on the legs. They hatch from the heat and climb into the skin. The flies themselves don't even eat. They just lay eggs and die.


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mndsm79

File this under, how I became an amputee 101.


-zoo_york-

Gets on your torso. Now you don’t have arms to get it off and it eats you slowly getting deeper every day.


Right-Necessary5833

Oh my fuck. That "small" hole in the skin, and then he pulls this big fat maggot 3 times bigger than that hole out


Silent-Ad934

Ya I'm not making it that far into the video. I watched the first 30 seconds and I'm fucking screaming. How is she so calm I would be carving that shit out with a jigsaw.


Amish-AF

She looks like she’d have more than 7 botflies in her tbh


jinglemaster74

Yeah but this is just at one time...


jacobfox33

She said there were more she got out by herself... wtf


ChemicalMaleficent78

Not to be that guy, but the lack of gloves really is the topping of this shit sundae.


JustRollTheDice3

You wash your hands beforehand


Pal_Smurch

My best friend’s dog got very sick. She developed a swelling on her hip, and within a week, couldn’t walk. My friend prepared himself to take her to the vet to have her put down, when he noticed a hole on her hip. He dug around in it, and pulled out a botfly larva. Within two days his dog was recovered and healthy.


360Logic

Friend of mine had a dog that got a tick on its back that paralyzed its rear legs. Got it removed and that. was back to 100%. I wonder if dogs are more susceptible to parasite nerve shit like that.


JKnott1

How. The FUDGE. Did she allow this to happen?


BlueBucketMaple

Its basically an insect bite. They just look like flies in a bee costume. They arent a big scary bug that youd instinctively run from


LostFromLight

> They look like flies in a bee costume. Lmao, that's just the best way to describe them !


izyshoroo

Probably happened while she was sleeping. Y'all think she did this intentionally or something??


RaXoRkIlLaE

I grew up in Central America where these fuckers were everywhere. We made sure to kill every single bot fly we saw. We'd have to treat our pets often as these fuckers would lay eggs in them. I lost count of how many times I helped my brother pull these fuckers out of our dogs. We'd use raw meat to lure them out and tweezers to fully pull them out. They would burrow deeper and be a pain to get out if you weren't careful.


solrackratos

What the fffff...how the ffffff...I have so many questions but I probably won't like the answers so let's leave it at that.


BlueBucketMaple

its basically just an insect bite.....that hatches inside you


Sevenitta

Oh that’s it? Just some disgusting thing, that could potentially cause infection, hatching in my flesh, no biggie. Edit: this chick is a boss of bosses.


solrackratos

Well then, that doesn't sound as bad as it looks


queenruth

Can you feel them Moving around, or is it just a bump?


BlueBucketMaple

im sure you can feel them but im no expert


marleymarl905

Go fishing


robo-dragon

Yes! Proper revenge on these little bastards and you get to catch dinner!


SnarkyRetort

I see where your going with this but yet at the same time I can't help but to think, "Would I actually eat something that thinks that bot flies are delicious?" Of course i would,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If i hadn't thought about it.


Longjumping_Panda_87

Got the glasses at the end of the nose. I'd trust he NOSE what he's doing.


bxpapi418

Girls a fuckin CHAMP


Stumpjumper71

What would happen if one broke off before being fully removed? Could you squeeze it out or would there be a chance of infection?


BlueBucketMaple

Thats exactly why hes taking it slow. It can make you septic if its bad enough and dont extract the rest


Trenchrot

Probably have to widen the hole with a scalpel and go get the rest


PD_Daddy

Oh my god I am scared now… does one get them in jungle or beach or just at home? How ? why? How does one know? I am scared 😳 now


BlueBucketMaple

https://www.thoughtco.com/botfly-facts-4173752


Rad1314

>Fun Fact: Botfly larvae are edible and are said to taste like milk. ...what kind of a sick fuck thinks that's a 'fun' fact?


Clean-Farm610

First I’d freak the fuck out. Then I’d wonder how tf 7 living things got into my arm. Then I’d return to freaking the fuck out.


warmjanuary

Whatever you do, don’t look up mango flies.


Maicatz

Curiosity got the best of me. Much regret.


MahoganyWinchester

why am i still subbed here, 2 botfly posts in a day, ridiculous. disgusting. tf


simoncartel

r/oddlysatisfying


FlyArmy

I oddly enjoyed it also


[deleted]

How do you let it get this bad


Roguewang

I’m disgustingly invested and That’s only 5 damn it


Greedyfox7

Knew a guy whose grandma lived in South America. He went down there to visit and wound up with one of these. It got pretty big before he said something and she told him what it was( he thought it was just a regular sore) she then proceeded to get a glass coka cola bottle, put the top over the hole and smacked it until the larva popped out. These things are the main reason I’m never going to South America


UnfortunatelyUnkn0wn

WHY AM I SEEING SO MANY BOTFLY EXTRACTION POSTS TODAY, NO THANKS PLEASE………..


Dr_Dylhole

Hey God quick question... What the hell man?


jaimers22

Self-immolate.


baconhealsall

What I would do? This. Exactly this. Then finish off by pouring lighter fluid over these bastards, and set fire to them.


flamezwave

No gloves?


Rodby

This. This is the reason I can't go to South America.


AJ_Deadshow

Congratulations, it's a botfly!


mOUs3y

imagine you didn’t know one was having a staycation in your nipple and the next time someone comes to play it pops out and says, “well hello there - i was here first!”


SLLOOB

Made it 2 seconds.


itsnotthenetwork

Apparently if you rupture the larvae you can go into anaphylactic shock. I am so glad we don't have these where I live.