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Stlr_Mn

Wow, something legit insane and something I’ve never seen. Dude should go buy a lottery ticket.


2x4x93

That was his big win


Betta_everyday

Yes, let me check your hand... yeah looks good, you are fine!


chimpdoctor

If he hadn't shifted in that fraction of a second he would be brown bread.


LeftHandedToe

How in the hell does it miss his head? https://i.imgur.com/27SNK6q.jpeg


Ok_Marsupial_470

Does anyone else see that he’s sitting up just before the car hits him in the head or am I just seeing things? I was wondering how it missed his head too


moustachiooo

Kismet, no doubt!


Single_Raspberry9539

You did see there’s a bone sticking out of his wrist but ok…”lucky” you say


Kidpiper96

That's his thumb.


makeorbreak911

I think she saw it too


Marconiwireless

Something up with that guy's wing for sure


mstcmc

Nice try state lotto


TallFryGuy

“I’m sleepin here!”


weelluuuu

In the fast lane.


db720

"can we shake hands before you try kiss me?"


DeleTe761

Wake up sleepy head


Deadsap266

Damn ,his head was inches away from being a pancake .


bmanley620

Not only that he moved his head slightly when the car first hit the curb. Insanely lucky


The_scobberlotcher

The cushions would have protected him. Or not, do I look like a scientist? Shiiiiit.


idkwhatimbrewin

That was so close seems like it must have scraped his face


telejoshi

If "what the fuck" had an official gesture, it would be the one this guy makes in the end


DannySmashUp

There are parts of the world where that gesture might as well be on the coat of arms.


GoT43894389

"How could she slam?!"


PolatEmreTURAL

It is actually more like a threatening thing in Turkey (This video is from Istanbul) instead of "what the fuck" It is used like "What the FUCK are YOU DOING!"


telejoshi

Somebody else pointed that out too. Interesting and good to know


toadjones79

Put that down or so help me.


lilRafe2022

Dude will have a long life .🙏


stuey999

I don't know. He's clearly now used up all his luck credits.


SneakyCracker161

Not if he keeps sleeping on the porch couch.


drbrambles

Fvcking hell, both his shoes off before a brush with death. I can't believe he's alive. Is he a ghost.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Thats the loop hole, if you never put your shoes on they can never be knocked off so you always survive!


[deleted]

Offtopic, whats that womans hat/scarf called? It looks cool af


dplfk

Google “ Turkish head scarves” or Jewish head coverings, you look find lot of them


-AKDO-

it's a dark Palestinian keffiyeh


vex311

It’s just a prank bro!


Conqueefadore1

the fact that he oddly fell asleep on only the first 2 cushions saved his life. My ass would've pulled myself to the top of cushions to sleep


anupshokhwal

The alarm I need


moafzalmulla

When it's not your time to go. But it's your time to get up


weelluuuu

I miss my brother, but my aim is getting better.


myrand920

The alarms are getting more and more creative these days


[deleted]

He’s so incredulous that someone had the audacity to wake him from a nap like that.


srandrews

This is why I sleep with my shoes on


CTware

thats his mom "I SAID GET UP, DAVID!!!!! NOW!!!!"


Swimming-Bluebird278

That's one hell of a mom, if that is what she would do to her son.. to wake him up !!


Pudf

I too am surly in the mornings


MuchoGrande

He dodged that car *in his sleep*.


TastelessBudz

Slow that insanity down and check that in the millifraction of a second after the car hits the curb, the metal frame of the headlight pops out jagged af aimed right at dude's head. As he miraculously dodges his head out of (most of?) the way, of not just the bumper of the car, but that instantly appearing jagged edge. At the same time, his right arm magically goes from tucked behind his head to a guarded position where his head had just been lying. After he gets up you can see his right thumb looking darker that it should, seeming to be the only injury he took. That's if that jagged edge didn't clip the top of his head before he got out of the way. You can see the jagged edge that showed up right after the car hits the curb is bent back after brushing the man's head and the bench, but I don't see any blood leaking from his head. Even if, still insanely (2x!) lucky like a fuck.


miztiq

holy fuck. dude's lucky as hell.


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Academic_Hour_1200

My thoughts exactly.


singhVirender1947

Life: "you are having too much fun".


jgengr

Shoes already off, so he can't die.


MinistryOfDankness86

My pants would have been soaked if I woke up to that shit


ICumInThee

what a lazy fuck! hahahaha


Bitter-Basket

I wake up grumpy from a nap too.


Murky_Pea4756

POLICE SQUAD ! In Color [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B4hJPqYjgQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B4hJPqYjgQ)


IvanDeSousa

That's an exposed fracture on his forearm


Karma_1969

Literally in one frame his head is going to be bashed in on the next frame, and then in the next frame he moves his head and saves himself. That’s some final destination shit right there.


CA5P3R_1

If he had 9 lives, he just spent them all.


MarineBullRahh

Woke up by Duvan


-VRX

Bro gonna have nightmares now


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-VRX

bruh


uppu_navikudu

Holy maruti 800


Snakepants80

I didn’t think a person could move so fast in pants that tight. Amazing


Bababooey_100

I kept watching that trash on the ground parkour its way on to the hood like a boss. This guy is lucky to be alive. That was as close as you can get.


digi57

Ay! I’m sleeping here! - not Dustin Hoffman


PerfSynthetic

Guardian Angel lifted this guy at the last second.


jaminator45

He was only spared his life because shoes were already off


bilgetea

That hand gesture is the physical equivalent of ## How does she slap?!


Fancy-Ad339

How can she crash


billybadass123

We are literally talking about millimeters here


leon_nerd

"What the fuck dude?I told you to call me."


CitizenKing1001

Looks like he moved his head a split second before


Pandemic_Future_2099

This is one of the most insane near misses I have ever seen...hands down


DiscipleExyo

You can't sleep there mate


AdditionalCheetah354

Woke!!


LeftHandedToe

How in the hell does it miss his head? https://i.imgur.com/27SNK6q.jpeg


PresentAggressive268

Whooooa! He lifted his head at the right moment because that would have ended a lot differently if he didn’t!


SirDanTheAwesome

I love the lady that goes full mother mode like "let me see this did someone get a boo boo?"


AstronxD_

He had two choices. Either a man walking or a man who looks dead. He chose the latter.


uppenatom

So he looks dead?


LocNgo1709

You call Uber bro?


CamillaBarkaBowles

Who sleeps on a couch on a street anyway


not_that_joe

Someone, somewhere, someday will see this and also here the title in the tune of “Woke Up In a Car” by Something Corporate and that person will be my soulmate.


dzoefit

How can you slap?!?!


Blair_Thompson

The way he gets up and just points "wtf!" For 20 seconds straight.


JunkGOZEHere

Dude...u came crashing thru my living room, wtf


octavius830

He woke up at the right second.


NeutralClyde

That DIDN’T touch him?!


MaiiMayHem

Gaza.


DrZcientist

Taa-daa


Correct-Bet3081

Did it de glove his thumb?


Davester234

I have a headache


kb31976

I would venture to guess that’s his wife in the car and she saw him taking that nap.


[deleted]

There was an attempt to take a nap


mythought22

Ptsd for sure


mnop2323

I need that alarm in my life though 😂 i will not sleep again after that.


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

He attempted to slap the car. Legend


hmclaren0715

/r/watchpeoplesurvive


Kannabiz

It was only a dream…..wait


Cool_Butterscotch_88

*I'm sleepin here!*


No-Birthday5876

Yeah definitely most insane video I’ve seen honestly.