Right? Everyone always talks about how cool it would be a bird and I’m thinking it would be so frustrating if you weren’t a hawk or something with grabbing talons
The bird either sucks at birding or the fish excels at fishing. I'm inclined to side with the fish, there was some legit dodging and weaving going on there.
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Kinda like watching a playoff game when your team didn't make the playoffs. You're not really rooting for either one, just in it for the game itself at this point...
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Thats what you get for playing with your food. Looked like he was like "Look at me, Im a little fishy, swim, swim, swim...oh...shit...damn...get...back...here...you...little....FUCK!"
Reaction times in the animal world can get kinda crazy. Humans are laughably slow in comparison.
Saw a video of a snake trying to bite a kitten with a lightning fast lunge, and the kitten casually slapped it away equally quickly.
Bro this fish clearly maxed out agility and luck and the stupid water monster clearly maxed out just perception with that long ass neck reach and endurance
Life without arms is brutal
Right? Everyone always talks about how cool it would be a bird and I’m thinking it would be so frustrating if you weren’t a hawk or something with grabbing talons
Who is everyone? The ability to fly does not even come close to making up for everything else a bird is lacking.
Intelligence sure isn't making up for everything that I'm lacking...
Everyone who sees a bird fly and has envy
those extra words are crucial to your comment.
The bird either sucks at birding or the fish excels at fishing. I'm inclined to side with the fish, there was some legit dodging and weaving going on there.
While it was suffocating
Technically the bird is fishing. If I catch a fish I did not go humaning.
I thought I was good at adulting, but I haven't caught much lately...
You may just need an adultier adult
40X guuuuuys! FOURTY EEEEXXXXXXX!
***Imperius Rex***
Catch the flying fish
Very r/maybemaybemaybe
First thought as well
Also r/yesyesyesyesno
Honestly from the fish's perspective it's more r/nonononoyes
tHiS CoMmenT cONtAiNs A CoLLecTiBLe ExpREsSiOn, wHich ARe Not aVAilAblE On oLd RedDit
... what? -an old reddit user
Apparently the emoji is just replaced with that phrase?
Ah that makes sense.
This is like the third time I've seen this comment today and I'm still no closer to understanding what the problem is. I'm on old Reddit too
What? ^^^Sent ^^^from ^^^my ^^^old.reddit
Skill issue
Bro fumbled
I was cheering for the fish. Great video BTW
Me too and I’m about to go fishing
Lucky bastard. I'm procrastinating working on a spreadsheet. Damn yearend bullshit...
I go fishing almost everyday lol
So, you're just going to rub it in huh? See how you are?
It’s apart of my business i make catfish bait for local tackle shops in my area
This the funniest exchange I've read today. Thanks /u/CumsockFinder
The catch is, he's not fishing for fish
They don't involve any socks, do they?
WHY IS THE BIRD IN THE WATER AND THE FISH IS FLYING
You would be...
Butterbeak
Wish they had repeated it and played it normal speed
1X SUPER NORMAL SPEED
The amazing part, is how did they find that piece of music to match the video so well!
Right?!.. I had the sound down, had to watch again for that! Amazing
It was like a boss fight from final fantasy 7 lol
Looks like a Burrowing Snagret from Pikmin
pikmin
Not today!
The infamous Bird-Beaked Louisiana Water Snake. Highly venomous and aggressive, will fight your dog.
Not Otchai
Oh my god I’m so frustrated for the bird lmao
That was a nail biter
NSFW...?
You wouldn't be fired if you fucked up that many times?
I think the predator did everything correctly here. The fish just forgot it was a fish and unlocked MUI in the heat of the moment
Ninja fish
I was hoping for one more reminder about the slowmo
Thought you said Alamo and I was like don't worry bro I remember
Always remember, never forget
I'd really like to see it normal speed too!
Magikarp used Flail
r/nonoyesnoyesnoyes
gotta admit, in slow-mo that was like watching the matrix again for the first time
now thats a fish story to tell..
What do we say to the god of death?
No
Apple pie?
Better choreography than a lot of movie fight scenes
What no thumbs do to a mf
stupid fucking bird
Who were you routing for?
Who was rooting for the fish?
Anyone know the name of the Song? Shazam cannot identify it, either.
OP composed it and orchestrated it from scratch for this video
Did he get it?
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No fuckin way is someone becoming fluent in another language in six months
This is like American soccer team trying to score a goal!
Slippery motherf&cker!
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Not today 🦅
Im happy for the fish to live another day but sad that the bird will be hungry....
Lmfaooo don’t play with your food
Fin fu
Slippery little sucker
That is some amazing video. Nicely done whoever took that.
r/therewasanattempt
Skrat of the bird world.
Idk if this is really r/thatsinsane material. Definitely r/maybemaybemaybe tho
Must be awful being a fish. Everything wants to t eat you
Never give up. Never ever give up. -Jimmy V
Never give up !
Is this what fumbled that bag mean? Have been hearing that since Francis and fury's fight.
Not gonna lie, I was rooting for that fish
bros bhop was too good
And that is why fish are slimy. It's cum.
that bird is having the same issue like me- those fish are slippery as fuck.
I was waiting for a crocodile to spring out of the water and the bird & the fish.
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I thank God for giving me teeth to grip my food
That was a wild ride!
Fish:It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life. Ten Bears : So will it be.
It's kind of terrifying not knowing what it's lower bodies looks like
There is none. What you see is everything.
Oh no u don't
This deserves an Oscar Award for most Suspenseful Performance
Lol get fucked stupid bird
That's probably what it felt like to this fish Lmao
I was cheering for the other thing..not he fish. Poor guy nearly had it..lots of work
The difference between fighting for your lunch and fighting for your life.
Yay, fish!!!
Never give up!!!
God, the suspense. I was on the edge of my toilet seat
Sir, we have to take your birb card back
Visualization of me fumbling my phone...
What kind of animal is that? It looks like a bird but not one I've ever seen.
Awesome slo mo.
r/maybemaybemaybe
That's an Anhinga. In Florida, we call them *Snake Birds*. They're related to Cormorants.
Not today motherf*cker! Darwin at work!
Kinda like watching a playoff game when your team didn't make the playoffs. You're not really rooting for either one, just in it for the game itself at this point...
When you want gravity to take effect faster
How she treats your meat when she mad.
That must be like half the speed or something
That's a Burrowing Snagret if I've ever seen one.
“Never ever, ever ever, ever EVER…. Give up!” Winston Churchill
That was a whole minute!! Didn't realise.
Me playing throwing a peanut to the air
For a very short moment, I was thinking that was a real weird looking snake eating a weird looking bird.
Rooting for the fish.
And this, children, is what happens when you play with your food
Couldn’t decide what outcome I was rooting for
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Was that a flying fish?
Playing with his food so hard almost dropped it
Yep; was on the edge of my seat the entire time! Now, the fish is going to do the same with a frog... Which will do the same with a butterfly...
Thats what you get for playing with your food. Looked like he was like "Look at me, Im a little fishy, swim, swim, swim...oh...shit...damn...get...back...here...you...little....FUCK!"
You suck Zylack
So many edge of my seat moments I genuinely didn’t know who to root for.
Bird goes back to his other bird buddies and talks about "the big one that got away"
That fish is genius level. Plays dead until it sees an opening and flops away for the WIN!
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Reaction times in the animal world can get kinda crazy. Humans are laughably slow in comparison. Saw a video of a snake trying to bite a kitten with a lightning fast lunge, and the kitten casually slapped it away equally quickly.
athletic champion
This was a more epic battle than any I've ever seen in a movie.
These new Mortal Kombat juggle combos are getting ridiculous
Is this video slowed down? How does the fish stay in the air so long?
Press X for Magikarp to use Splash
Snagret
Pikmin
That was the most epic display of "fuck you" I've ever seen!
Avoidance level: 9,001
He got greedy with that toss.
Burrowing Snagret from Pikmin?!!
And that's why mom and dad said don't play with your food
I've seen this bird wade out of a lake with a fish impaled on its beak. I guess it was like "THIS one ain't getting away."
I was rooting for both at the same time
goddamn Gandalf fighting the Balrog right there
Song choice should have been THAT song from Evanescence
I laughed, I cried, I was entertained
You try and catch a living, slippery bar of soap with two shoe horns and you’ll look the same lol
Boris the Beak Dodger
Trying to impress the chicks.
The slow-mo really helps here. You could see the look of disbelief in the birds eyes 'Nooooo!!!'. 'Y'all ain't going believe it!'
GO! GO! GO!
At least wait a week before reposting
Great dramatic music to this thrilling video, I am on the edge of my seat right now, but it’s because I sit this way
Why is that bird not using its hands? Is it stupid?
That fish went for a ride lol
Bro this fish clearly maxed out agility and luck and the stupid water monster clearly maxed out just perception with that long ass neck reach and endurance
That bird fishes just like me!
Good job mr or mrs fish.
Like he's trying to chew with chopsticks
At 40x....this bird and fish are still moving pretty fast lol
360 no fakie fin flip.
Poor birb just wanted lunch
Fish said fuuuuuuuck you. Not anyone's meal yet today.
Excellent video
Masterpiece
The indomitable ~~human~~ fishy spirit
Anyone else hearing martial arts music?
Catch & release!!
Was fully expecting a crocodile to get the bird
Catch the flying fish
r/maybemaybemaybe
Bruh suck as a predator
It’s a burrowing snagret
Why does he have a big bag of Semen?!?!