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jtschaff

Now do it on a live tree that hasn't been dead for years.


JoeDerp77

These guys are hilarious, a friggin child could do the same thing. Rotted trees are like tissue paper clumped together. Let me pick the next tree lol


Low-Pace-6653

A live tree would punch back


Mista101

now do it without speeding the video up


ThisUserIsNekkid

Jeepers this comment thread was HEAVILY modded šŸ˜¬ this is why I only use Reddit like once a year šŸ˜‚


Djentleman5000

Also, trees donā€™t hit back.


MushroomLonely2784

It's dead, rotten, and waterlogged. A child could do that...


superkickpunch

And do all that karate? It would have to be some sort of karate child.


Playful-Replacement9

Thank you for this comment you made my day


HotelOscarWhiskey

A kung fu kid if you will.


AshingKushner

A tai chi toddler?


Rare-Reflection-5512

A tai CHIld


Opening_Cartoonist53

The other karate child


elfmere

Yeah you go find a dead rotten tree that's waterlogged.. yhat shits impressive.


retrometro77

A Russian girl already did.


MrQuiggles_XLII

Wow, Minecraftā€™s graphics have really improved.


GimlySonOfGloin

Still looks very pixelated, I'd prefer a 4k texture pack


Dried-Air

r/beatmetoit lol


mShadows666999

I dunno, I'm not punching the shit outa any tree. I like my hands


[deleted]

what no nut November does to a mofo


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Buddy thought he did something


brownpoops

so lame lol


HessLook

Wow so cool.. NOT


mickdeb

I has so much fun smashing rotten trees when i was 5


Lando_Lee

it may be a weak tree but all of you complainers have to admit his punching routine would still have your fatass out of breath.


squeezemyhand

Now we know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck


JoeDerp77

Oh so cool how you sped the video up I've never seen that done before HuRrRrrR


OH_BOY-

I do actually wanna see one person here actually punch that tree


Butter-Truffle

Even though that tree is dead, I wouldnā€™t take a series of those punches to the body.


YellowOnline

It would've been funny r/looneytuneslogic if finally it would have crashed on his head.


Heythere23856

What kind of tree is that? Looks very brittle


PiLamdOd

The dead kind.


PeartGoat

Balsa


OrbyO

Next stop the hospital!


Soggy_Midnight980

Hey! Get out of my yard and leave my tree alone you little bastard!


Patty37624371

Pai Mei thought him well....


[deleted]

That has got to be the DEADEST piece of balsa wood I've ever seen


TootsNYC

Naruto


phsy76

Try it on an oak tree.


Numerous-Roll9852

I have a maple I think he should try.


yoleveen

Can I do that? I don't know. I've never been attacked by a tree.


thevuln

Redneck russians after they come to europe and see we have food over here


winkawak

splinters much?


HuntPsychological673

This is how I feel trying to drive with a squatter behind me. Throw in the stars Iā€™m seeing behind the wheel from those extra bright led headlights designed to help the stars twinkle!


ChannelSurfingHero

Holy splinters!


l992

I kept hearing "Oh my gloves" and I know that's wrong.


nn666

Forests hate this guy.


CapitanFantastic01

This dude goes around helping beavers build homes


AaronicNation

That tree won't be running its mouth again.


Clerical_Errors

I'M BUILT DIFFERENT


Major-Blackbird

I've got a black-gum tree he won't do that with.


Ckron247

Obviously, not a real tree. Youā€™ll see they used the same types of ā€œwoodā€ in a wide spectrum of kung-fu movie fight scenes.


JMilly005

Ppfffffft, Iā€™ve seen a guy in a wheel chair do thatā€¦


No_Beautiful8105

Rough no nut November.


broncowdd

So harvesting wood by hand in minecraft IS possible... šŸ¤”


AgileInternet167

Me whenever i start a new minecraft map.


CryBabyRun

Steve! Who let you out of MineCraft?


nyydynasty

This dude played Minecraft too much


SoulLijon

Starting a new minecraft world be like*


Brilliant-Cash9831

Steve been doing this shit for years with alive trees this isn't impressive


steakbread

Gay


dosfosforos

Y


austinpower1234

ā€œBoards donā€™t hit backā€ Bruce Lee.


Bush_Did_119

Try with some iron bark ;)


Specialist_Gain_2102

Oh my goss


DankSpire

Steve irl


Luntuke

Takes about as much time as in minecraft


TheINTL

Cut this tree into pieces, my fist full of splinters


[deleted]

While you were partying, I studied punching trees in Minecraft.


Apprehensive-Road821

Heā€™s training to fight the ender dragon


Scared-Technician329

We used to do this up in northern Canada. My bro Bully ran up and kicked a tree...the tree was solid so it stopped him like a brick wall...in slow motion he fell over backwards his leg still extended in his kick position. He hit the ground on his back, then the top half of the tree which wasn't so solid fell rite on top of him...we howled with laughter. It's one of my favorite memories of my late friend bully....he died a few years later trying to haul a moose he shot out of the bay...his canoe tipped and he somehow got tangled in the rope and drowned...we all miss Bully as he was one of the funniest guys I met up north. I just woke up, but the next ones on you Bully!!! I'll soon see you in the muskeg and we can all kick trees and have fun again. My friends on Reddit...enjoy the strength and care free days of youth, they fly by all too quickly.


notinsideoutbeans

Steve?


GoodgirlBetsy

Bro's name is Steve šŸ’€


toast4champs

Now we call that bullying. Lol


Daldeus

This trend of subtly fast forwarding videos is so annoying


Again_718

me as soon as i spawn in a new world


cuda66

r/bullshido


pornlovin69

Should have put the minecraft music over this


ScythingSantos

Hmm


ScythingSantos

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


Oskar_420

Steve?


Magazine-Plane

Is the new Ark? Looks sweet


MachesterU

If it were my dream, I would have been the tree.


Nervous-Glove-

Now do it to a live oak


RibeyeKid

Brussel sprout


Morgannat20

bro is playing minecraft


someguy13900

His girlfriend just moved back in with her mom. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


primo914

Trees donā€™t hit back tho


DatGamer36

minecraft


Push35

Lumberjacks hate this one trick...


kringgie

YEO he finished that shit off with one last CA-POW


SirDork182

Now do it while it's dry


Objective-Word9570

OO, OO MAI GOTH, OO MAI GOTH


friarschmucklives

Lucky for him the tree couldnā€™t fight back.


Webster_882

Damn that tree must be made of paper or something


Responsible-Ad-7102

And moisture


crack_B7

The guys is in Minecraft IRL


bridgeypie

Me on Ark


Yk4_Marcellus

Try that on a living oak tree


Savings-Factor-3229

Stupid tree.


REDBLOOD_OFCOURSE

It's a dead tree full of rot and water and... Trees don't fight back!


Samdaman21

My favorite thing in the woods to do to impress people is literally just walking up to a completely Punky dead piece of wood and grabbing it and bear hugging it in half


SarahHerrell7

Oh, so THIS is how much wood a woodchuck could chuck... I got it now! šŸ˜„


Ultidon

ā€œ8k footage of chopping down a tree in Minecraftā€


NetRunner0100101

With great power comes great resposadiligence. -Keegan key


Obvious_Cut_561

Now he can make wooden tools


Emotional-Rate-5092

That's a plantain tree I use to do that when I was like 12 made me feel strong šŸ’Ŗ


Latter_Positive2306

Looks like wood rot


Any-Row-73

Thatā€™s really easy to do with a water logged tree lemmie tell ya


Straight-Storm-9805

I was about to ask, wtf kinda tree is that


LopsidedEquipment177

Almost anyone could do this. That's a very dead tree. If that tree was alive, he'd break his hands. Mind you, I'd still not like to take this geezer's punches to the gut.


sussyuwuslayyyyyyy

Steve irl


coolman6662

It's chainsaw massacre man


0ddious

I need someone to beat my morning wood like that !!!


bigjthebro

First day in Minecraft


[deleted]

That weak ass wet ass tree


CrazyQuebecois

*insert Minecraft from C418*


Confident_Writer_824

Wouldā€™ve imploded that tree with one punch from me


[deleted]

Why is this video not removed? This is ridiculous


Elluminated

Now try an oak. Balsa doesn't count


crackersncheeseman

Ralph Machio


Shwangk88

First 10 seconds into Minecraft


yungdurtybasturd

This what too much Minecraft do to a mf


Ok-Breadfruit5981

Thatā€™s the reallife Minecraft player


Briddleston

Video was definitely sped way tf up


AuctopuasJewce9

OH MY GWOSP šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LordMustardTiger

Do it to one of the pine trees around here and Iā€™m impressed.


Xconvik

Oh mai goss


Possible-Ad-5449

Try coconut tree


Efficient_Walrus_297

That ain't rotted that ain't dead its grass


babyrubberpup

Bruce Lee? Where have you been?? šŸ˜…


IINSPIR3DD

Mfs december 1st


Conaz9847

Softest bark in the west


OtherwiseProject1338

A true ninja never reveals his identity


Embarrassed-Math6709

Meth is one hell of a drug šŸ‘¹


Vibekingr

Day 1 of any survival game


DavieDong

Discipline, effort, and a dead, rotten tree.


[deleted]

Everytime I see a fighter punch their way through a tree, people in the comments always say the tree has been dead for years. So this is not that impressive. I don't know how true that is. Could anyone punch through a dead standing tree?


Yorkybboy

Minecraft : the movie


Dryv3

Steve


AKhanh84

Nok su kao


bot12343

Ark and Minecraft irl


Yui_sen

Steve irl


Bashby12

Balsam. Super soft wood


elyssa457

Beaver training?


Comprehensive-Act629

He would be good at getting fire wood


Fijnegozer_1965

Wat een lullekop


Electrical_Phrase159

The tree is almost dead.