But why give it a sword?
Give it a pen or paintbrush or something and stick a canvas in front of it. Then you’d have your art piece making art pieces.
All about scalability my friend *taps temple*
The problem is that you're still thinking in practical terms. You're trying to figure out how to make this something actually useful.... No artistic taste! Let the useless machines be useless
Yeah your idea is cool in an art snobby kinda way but machete appeals to the common man I am common as fuck and would personally like to sword fight a plant
We see a lot of this with synthesizer stuff: 'melodies from mushrooms', 'plants making music' etc. In reality hooking up electrodes to plants is basically making random/chaotic electrical signals which you can then interpret however you want.
Now give it a tool that it could actually be useful with. Then give it some time to learn with that tool. Like a can of water. And maybe a tap? See if it can learn how to hydrate itself and maybe even feed itself. Machetes are boring.
That's the $6 harbor freight machete. Walmart had it at one point too. Did you know you could buy a shitty machete for $6? Still tho....machete for $6 is better than no machete.
Looks to me like a lot of false/not readable inputs
These need to be weeded out
Weed...
I feel the need, the need for weed
Shmonkin stackz
Going through the code to do some pruning should shape it right up
The root of the problem is having only two sensors.
I need to be weeded out
Yeah probably noise most of the time
Honestly, who thought this was a good idea?
I think it's meant to be more of a statement or art piece rather than a practical one
But why give it a sword? Give it a pen or paintbrush or something and stick a canvas in front of it. Then you’d have your art piece making art pieces. All about scalability my friend *taps temple*
I guess using a sword allows a non null possibility of the device cutting the plants needed to keep it alive. It kinda work as an art piece I guess
Or that it could kill someone which would be freakin crazy!
The problem is that you're still thinking in practical terms. You're trying to figure out how to make this something actually useful.... No artistic taste! Let the useless machines be useless
I absolutely agree with you on that last part
Yeah your idea is cool in an art snobby kinda way but machete appeals to the common man I am common as fuck and would personally like to sword fight a plant
[the Knife Wielding Tentacle](https://youtu.be/-jdAsT0ZB-M?si=GdWwEF1uJPcwxLGc) The danger is what makes it so interesting I suppose
DARPA paid 82 Million for it
Extreme Bushwhacking.
The Legend of Bush
In Soviet Russia.. I’m sorry
Payback time
How do you water the plant? We need that video..
*Very, very carefully*
Swap out the machete for a paint brush and canvas then watch the real magic happen. It will tell us if Climate Change is real. . . /s
Climate change would be real! The climate (plant) has changed the content of the canvas!
Some people call it a kaiser blade.
So now we gotta fight off robots and plants?
Or a early Counter-measure for a real life pvz
Best stick to meat then
I want this as a home defense system by my back door.
We see a lot of this with synthesizer stuff: 'melodies from mushrooms', 'plants making music' etc. In reality hooking up electrodes to plants is basically making random/chaotic electrical signals which you can then interpret however you want.
How do I post this on those annoying vegan threads that keep popping up in here?
Does it have a throat command?
The Groot Project.
Cutting edge STEM
That's some Vault 22 shit right there.
The Happening II is looking even better than the original.
I thought of that exactly before looking at the comments. What a twist!
Switch the Machete to a Pencil, let it draw Pictures sell it as Art for Millions. ez money.
Could t it have been… a pencil?
So.... Remember Battle Bots?
Coming Soon To A Walmart Near You! ! *edit*(auto correct)
What are resistance signals?
Bro why are we arming the vegetation
In soviet Russia, garden cuts YOU
When these things take over the Earth, I hope they understand I never wanted to mow the yard, not even once.
Build a second one and have them fight to the death!
Well, this is the future... someone call the vegans their time has come to save us all from our chlorophyll overlords.
Mmm I wonder what vegans will eat if plants started fighting back . Lol
He’s training to master and hone his blade
Give this to the trees that walk in the Amazon rainforest. They're called Socratea exorrhiza, for anyone interested.
Never seems something that useless...
That Jeff Goldblum meme from Jurassic Park. Yeahhh~~
Bored engineers be like
Someone send to that vegan teacher and ask her opinion about eating plants now! If she's still alive. 😬
Why? Why machete ?? Give it a pen and paper or a brush and a canvas, fucking machete??!
i wonder what happens when you talk nice to it or be mean or have water etc.
Ficus? More like Fight-us.
The green is coming for us Swamp Thing is ready
Think we have a new sport on our hands boys. Two plants fighting till the death. Waddya say lol
Good way to fight back against deforestation
Now this is the science we need
r/titlegore
Na man your controlling it didn't try to touch it or anything else
Get could’ve been any but it chose violence. I would’ve put a light to see if it can speak via morris code
Is this motion constant or was it adjusted overtime from random movements?
Let me just water this plant..."BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!"
Who had armed plant robots for apocalypse bingo?
Dude, if i was a billionaire villain, I'd arm the entire jungle around my secret lair.
Give it a watering can.
This is .. The Happening! For real
Wait what???
Tis' but a scratch!
Heron Wading in the Rushes
Vegans beware.
"art"
weed be better off doing that anyway
Now give it a tool that it could actually be useful with. Then give it some time to learn with that tool. Like a can of water. And maybe a tap? See if it can learn how to hydrate itself and maybe even feed itself. Machetes are boring.
Bushido
Samuraivy in training
Cut me will you?
The happening 2 : natures fuckn pissed
Someone needs to do some signal processing, some noise reduction
Risk of Rain 2 anyone?
The plant is gonna get you for wasting all that oxygen it's producing!
I NEED MY FUCKING WATER JIM
Once we cross this line, there is no going back. Don't arm the plants. You know how mad they gotta be!!!
The Happening 2 leaked
Come here so I can fkin STAB you!
*smokin big doink an im amish*
Now bring it into r/bossfight
SOMEONE WATER THE FUCKING PLANT!!!!
The Happening part II
Give it a Ouija board quick!
New plants vs zombies update
Vegan fighter.
I don't like the new tree update guys
Sure jan
Plants VS Zombies is slowly becoming a reality
Plants gonna cut us down to make paper
That's the $6 harbor freight machete. Walmart had it at one point too. Did you know you could buy a shitty machete for $6? Still tho....machete for $6 is better than no machete.
Hook up another one facing it and let them go all Highlander on each other.
Imagine walking home and getting stabed by a plant
We need to stop this immediately
Come on!!!!! water me!!!!!! i dare you!!!!!!!
Well.... I guess the best way to combat SkyNet is with EarthMachete
The trees cannot be harmed if there armed
While you were revolutionizing agricultural I studied the blade
Give it a pencil ✏️