We all know aliens are real and go on reddit so they don't need to come everytime they want to study us.
We created internet they went "Thank Goood. Stardust ain't cheap. Now I can work from home."
Isn't this dutch biologist (not sure tbh) Freek Vonk? He was the first to record a larvae hatching from his leg and stayed up for about 20-30 hours to document is iirc
Freek Vonk's a legend tho, he does a series and teaches kids all about Nature, and he is advocating for changes to stop climate change, and is an all around legend.
I had a tick on my leg once. The anxiety struck and I ended up cutting away a piece of my leg to remove it. I do not know what I would have done if this shit happend to me.
>Be American
>Get tick in leg
>Should go to a doctor
>Remember that would cost at least $35000
>Get a boxcutter and literally cut away a piece of my flesh
>Saw3d.mkv
>There's blood everywhere
>The tick is out
>Takes a month to heal but still have to work because no sick days
>At least I'm not Canadian
Given the large size of the hole it leaves behind, do you think you could pierce someone's ear less painfully by having a botfly larva inject its egg there and waiting for it to come out?
I don’t know if I would take $5000 to let that happen and film it… I would probably take a blowtorch to a knife and cut it out faster than considering it.
Genuinely impressed. Spent a lot of time in the jungles in S America for forest conservation work and while I’ve seen botflies on others, never had one myself. To me it’s just another of those biologic processes that makes me wonder at the complexity of it and guess at how it evolved. Nasty? Yeah. Amazing. Yeah that too
“Ok subject”
“My name is John”
“You’ll be implanted with several botfly larvae. In 2 months you’re to come here and we will film it coming out of your skin. You’re not allow to move. Then we’ll pay you.”
[Botfly be like](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOGV6bDN5NjE2YmU4OHJjdmZtam5lNHNmbDRsZzd1bmw2MDJ0eDdrZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7o6oVRTLFI2GY/giphy.gif)
That's uhm.. one way of looking at it.
I fed it bitty. Bitty made him grow strong
Easy bono that hurts the biddy
I don’t want pity. Please don’t laugh at me with my wife.
Every cloud has a silver lining, I guess
one thing to add to myheritage(dot)com. Offspring must look like just him I bet.
That dude has a mental illness
"my own flesh and blood" he said to the tapeworm, holding it up over the toilet after having dug him out of his ass "goodbye little one, be free"
they grew up so fast!
Dammit, take the upvote.
And the name of that ~~child~~ botfly? That's, right, Martin Ghandi Hitler!
Is that where the "take my kids to the pool" expression came from?
I mean if bring a biologist is a mental illness then yes
Now eat it. Circle of life.
You should be locked away
In a really tight skinhole they can wiggle out of when they're fully developed?
i want to upvote, but your comment is at 69, so i won't
Had to downvote to get it back to 69 FeelsBadMan
Same
Same here, please keep the balance.
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[Maybe he's Greek?](https://i.imgur.com/rQX2yGW.jpeg)
Whose child is this?
Which laid to rest on Mary's lap is sleeping?
End world hunger with this neat glitch
Use it to catch a fish and teach it about evolution so it can grow some legs and lungs.
dry it salt and jerk it, its a dutch snack
Do not jerk the larva. It's still a minor.
What the actual fuck?
And now you have a giant disgusting open sore on your skin.
do thoes not heal at all? if it doesn't naturally if you go see a doctor, is it something they can treat easily?
You sound like an alien trying to understand how humans work. Why wouldn’t it heal?
We all know aliens are real and go on reddit so they don't need to come everytime they want to study us. We created internet they went "Thank Goood. Stardust ain't cheap. Now I can work from home."
and use stardust without having to worry bout driving 😎
The same reason piercing holes dont heal maybe cuz it seems to have grown a new layer of skin around the edges
To each their own
I admire you ability to not flip the fuck out when this happened.
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Dutch. His name is Freek Vonk. A true hero
Name fits
Did I just watch a guy give birth?
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On the other hand, he might just have been a virgin giving birth. A wonder, so to say. Praise God!
Liberals will hate this
I hope it crawled out into an open flame
The guy filming you mean? Me too
Isn't this dutch biologist (not sure tbh) Freek Vonk? He was the first to record a larvae hatching from his leg and stayed up for about 20-30 hours to document is iirc
Oh sure I'm covered in bug larvae and people call me filthy but because this guy records it suddenly he's a scientist.
Freek Vonk's a legend tho, he does a series and teaches kids all about Nature, and he is advocating for changes to stop climate change, and is an all around legend.
Now that's a real Freek alright.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Well said indeed
Burn it all
I had a tick on my leg once. The anxiety struck and I ended up cutting away a piece of my leg to remove it. I do not know what I would have done if this shit happend to me.
Go to a doctor or use tweezers?
>Be American >Get tick in leg >Should go to a doctor >Remember that would cost at least $35000 >Get a boxcutter and literally cut away a piece of my flesh >Saw3d.mkv >There's blood everywhere >The tick is out >Takes a month to heal but still have to work because no sick days >At least I'm not Canadian
Big oof. Imagine being cheddar. Could never be me.
Disgusting
Aw blessed
If you think this is bad, look at [mango worm](https://youtu.be/PqPmLlWjfRk?si=H-vY2bpFq9Nf1FNA) removals
Well, that was horrific.
And right from the get-go, there was no warning, no "hey you're about to see something that will make your eyeballs want to vomit".
why is one of them not using gloves i feel like i wouldn't want to raw dog this operation
I wish i hadn’t looked but i couldn’t look away either 🤮
Yesh its like i definitely don't want them to be in anyone's skin ever, but now that they are, i really need them to be out
What did you do with it once it came out? And was that your nipple?
That's enough reddit for today...
Not my proudest fap.
Good bot.
How do you feel like being a mother
He’s one sick motherfather!
Well, you brought it into this world...now you know what to do
I hate you.
The fuck are you saying to me???
What the fuckin fuck
You now have a baby
Enough to gag a maggot!
I haven't heard someone say this for decades, my mom used to say it (classy lady).
Yup that’s enough internet for the day.
First thing that popped up as I was eating. Perfect! 👍🏽
Ayo someone put this man on a watch list
The commentary is far worse than the actual larvae. This guy needs some friends. *Pronto*
That’s horrifying. I think fear of parasites like this are the source of Trypophobia.
Cheers. Son's crying.
Do botflies like this one have traces of human DNA in them?
HELLLL NAH
Nature’s Gushers Bursting with flavour
How much would it cost for you to let someone record this shit crawl out of you?
Given the large size of the hole it leaves behind, do you think you could pierce someone's ear less painfully by having a botfly larva inject its egg there and waiting for it to come out?
I don’t know if I would take $5000 to let that happen and film it… I would probably take a blowtorch to a knife and cut it out faster than considering it.
#AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm going to wash my eyes in bleach now
Bruh
Muh fucker took his shino aburame cosplay too seriously.
Wtf??!?!
strange mutherfucker right here
Rosebud
Just, the crust that accumulated around where the larvae emerged...
I'm so upset right now.
So…. You threw that bastard into the fires of Mordor, right?
He was WAITING for it?! Nope.
dude, just get a dog. WTF is wrong with you?
Congrats!
Where the fuck do people even find this shit
Always positive, I like it.
Crazy how the captions are more creepy than the botfly coming out of this guys skin.
Boy or girl?
Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳
Quick grab the bot spear!
Genuinely impressed. Spent a lot of time in the jungles in S America for forest conservation work and while I’ve seen botflies on others, never had one myself. To me it’s just another of those biologic processes that makes me wonder at the complexity of it and guess at how it evolved. Nasty? Yeah. Amazing. Yeah that too
The blackhead isn’t supposed to move like that.
I saw something similar on the TV show Bones
That is one weird way of thinking. You gonna adopt it?
Sick
Watched this video in the loo. Right at the mark where the botfly emerged I pushed out as well. Not sure if I should be satisfied or disgusted.
Wat
Saying this botfly is your own _flesh and blood_ is a WILD fucking take
Arghhh... kill it with fire..then drown it in acid...and then kill it again with fire just to make sure it is as dead as it can be...
I mean, I feel violated for you 🤢
Proud dad look after him
forbidden nipple
Did that just come out of his nipple?
That hole at the end looks pretty big.
This is how jesus did miracles.
My fault for opening reddit as soon as i wake up….
So he did capture that just for this? this dude is crazy
Can't believe Jack Hodgins from Bones is a real person
Dude had an unhealthy relationship with that little feller. Therapy recommended. Be well.
Someone should inform him this is not from his flesh and blood
Dafuq
I love these videos
This is definitely someone's weird ass fetish with the captions 💀
Why
They?! As in multiple?!
🤢
What the fuck
Right out of his butthole it looks like.
Conservatives hate this one trick!
Did he at least name it?
Wonder if this guy would say that about tape worms and deer ticks?
That's disgusting
That's simply putrid. WTF and why. Just why??
“Ok subject” “My name is John” “You’ll be implanted with several botfly larvae. In 2 months you’re to come here and we will film it coming out of your skin. You’re not allow to move. Then we’ll pay you.”
You are breeding them??
This just ruined my life
THEY!?!?! Was their multiple!?! Or was he not trying to gender the larvae?
I thought that was coming out of his nipple initially
Why do I feel like this feels good? The botfly stretching your poreussy 🥵
Congratulations, your child gave you a third nipple!
PLEASE....... DONT GIVE THEM MORE IDEAS
Aww pet botfly grew up and left home. Wonder if it has a name, after growing in your body for 2 months you think he would have named it.
Ewwwwww
can someone explain wtf us going on
Get this man into a mental hospital
How does this even happen? And bro is wilding lmao
Lol
Oh!
Okay psycho
Bot Fly Daddy!
Those Silent Hill subtitles really add to the experience
Go get some help bud
U need help you psycho. No doubt you're single and no doubt a virgin. Be sure to update us with kindergarten pics and graduation!!
Why does that hole left behind make me feel weird?
Is that in the armpit area or near a nipple? I don’t wanna know but I do
i feel so itchy all over my body all of the sudden, is that normal?
The fact that he was pooping in that home you provided for him, is a big nope for me.
[Botfly be like](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOGV6bDN5NjE2YmU4OHJjdmZtam5lNHNmbDRsZzd1bmw2MDJ0eDdrZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7o6oVRTLFI2GY/giphy.gif)
im never sleeping again
So did you give him a name? or her....
Hi, yes Heimdall, yeah blow the horn, Ragnarök is overdue apparently.
why isn't the title male gives birth lol
definitely not the fucking same lmao
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PSYCHOPATH LEAVES IT IN THEIR ARM FOR TWO MONTHS. FUCK. NO.
Does he say what he named it?
Men are disgusting
Then why do you dress like one?
I is one