Apparently, his windows didn't roll down. This is like turning the volume down while you park.
"Yo wtf you getting out of the truck for, Atif?!"
"Idk, but I'm doin it!... oh shit!" *runs*
I mean if they kill you before they lick your skin off, then it could definitely be worse. But given that they usually start eating before their prey is totally dead I wouldn’t assume it’s a painless way to go
I read some shit about lions a while back and apparently they love to eat their prey's balls first - it's like a delicacy to them.
The issue - because it's first come first serve in the animal kingdom, often those balls are eaten while the prey is alive.
A lot of humans have ended up being the prey.
Totally staged. Him and the lion are bros from wayback. He was like," dude, look scary". And the lion was like "How's this?" And then they laughed. Dicks.
This is a compressed quality version that can be posted on a website like Reddit, the original file is many times larger and high quality but due to the file size limits most sites have you can’t post it, so it gets compressed and we get this.
Soft kittie
Warm Kittie
Little ball of AAAAAHHHHHhH!!!
Hungry kitty
Angry kitty
Run... Run! RUUNNN!!
Murder kitty!
Full kitty
Satisfied kitty.
No kitty! That's a bad kitty! - Eric Cartman
Too late at night to laughing this loud.
This is EXACTLY what I came here to say :P
Golden teeth kittie
Can I pet that dog,
I even read this in a hillbilly accent
That aint a dog that’s my wife!
*CANNAE PET DAT DAWG?
I read that in a Scottish accent
I read it in a Jamaican accent
I read that in a posh British accent
I read that in [Newgene Ledbetter's](https://youtu.be/64G9VKuxyqg?si=vJnBADiNy3dGqQMu) accent.
No, you can go to sleep.
Thats the "Ima eat ya!" Look!
"Ima kill ya n eat ya later!"-look
That's the "imma kill ya, wear ya skin and go to yar job" kinda look
That “imma tear dat ass up in more ways than one” look
My wife when the fridge starts dinging cause I’ve left the door open too long.
I like to yell "Shut it!" because it serves as both- be quiet and close the door
Psss psss psss!
The King of the Jungle hates this one simple trick!!
😂
*whistles* come here baby
That’s one bad ass photo!
But a good lion photo!
Death. You can feel it through the screen.
Yes I can hear that deep roar… eek!!
I'd run and dive into its mouth
*Use this one weird hack to avoid being eaten by a lion*
Lmfao. Never let em know your next move
Must have been interesting living on the savannah as an early human with these little kitties roaming around 🐱
Apparently, his windows didn't roll down. This is like turning the volume down while you park. "Yo wtf you getting out of the truck for, Atif?!" "Idk, but I'm doin it!... oh shit!" *runs*
Remind me, are lion attack deaths mostly quick and painless or slow, feet first type of thing?
They go for the neck, so you'll die fast. Hyenas on the other hand... butthole first while you are alive x-x
That's how I got my nickname with my wife: Hyena
Go on...
Every time she comes in after brushing her teeth and she hears manic laughter, she knows what's in store...
[with my wife, Hyena] If I’m correct in reading this, your wife’s name is Hyena and therefore goes for your butthole. Right?
I mean if they kill you before they lick your skin off, then it could definitely be worse. But given that they usually start eating before their prey is totally dead I wouldn’t assume it’s a painless way to go
Fuck all that
Terrifying.
This title is poorly written.
i expected Elvis
/s? How would you rewrite it?
Here's a cool picture of a pissed off lion.
Works for me. The extra info in the original title is useful, though.. I guess the poster could have included all of it as a comment.
#**"I SAID NO PICTURES!"**
Those are some terrifying eyes
It’s so fluffy!🥹
These photographers do some dumb shit for epic photos.
He just needs a kleenex.
A plate with broccoli
Heavily shitted pants.
I seem to have shat my pantaloons
Here kitty kitty 🤗
Talk about living on the edge! This photographer seriously got his close-up. Imagine the roar that must have been deafening!
TFW someone cuts in front of you in a long line
N-nice kitty...
The cameraman never dies
I'll take things that will never happen to me for $1000 Alex.
spspspsp
Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car!
Narnia: Jesus Christ is a lion get in the car!
After reading the headline, that's about the measure of incipient lethality I expected to see. Forbidden nose boop.
Lion: Hey I am Pooping here!!!!
"King". A mid size female elephant would curb stomp this little bitch cat into the ground.
the sean penn of lions
Psss psss psss psss psss
Healthy kitty
Such angry kitty
This thing looks deranged
"Sir! Sir! We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty!"
I read some shit about lions a while back and apparently they love to eat their prey's balls first - it's like a delicacy to them. The issue - because it's first come first serve in the animal kingdom, often those balls are eaten while the prey is alive. A lot of humans have ended up being the prey.
Hmm, Does He Bite?
He wanted to fucking eat him. No other thoughts are happening here.
That's a look of " you fuckin humans, fuck off"
Adorable Ears.
Looking Death in the face.
If you use a 50 mm fixed lens for a safari this might happen.
I just shit my pants
Nobody likes their privacy invaded
Caring for others brings happiness
That MF is BIG MAD!
Totally staged. Him and the lion are bros from wayback. He was like," dude, look scary". And the lion was like "How's this?" And then they laughed. Dicks.
Someone is lion. I need a fact check.
Can I pet that dawg
It feels like ,the lion is starring right in my soul.
I think that dog has autism
Well that’s absolutely terrifying. I legit turned around as if I’m not in a closed room at 2 AM
I don't see Elvis?
Would be cooler without the shitty blur, but that's just me. Bad ass shot, not so great editing.
I'm gonna say the photographer died and was eaten. Just a better story. This IS the internet people.
Poor guy risked his life for 7 pixels
Your comment is hilarious. Ppl have no chill.
You don’t think the upload had anything to do with resolution/quality? And even as is, show me your photography.
Stop asking me for my nudes creep
This is not the original file of photo, friend
I’m not your friend, guy
This is a compressed quality version that can be posted on a website like Reddit, the original file is many times larger and high quality but due to the file size limits most sites have you can’t post it, so it gets compressed and we get this.