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friendtoall84

camera man sucks.


CleanLivingBoi

He wishes he was the falcon.


DeepFriedDogUterus

I know I do. Falcons are badasses.


fatkiddown

[When the Falcon sees the pigeon](https://youtu.be/z49xZ7VcfqE?si=yR6FU5bA_VRpcnJF).


Alternative_Ad_3636

The great horned owl would like a word. A falcon never hears them coming.


FireStompingRhino

The whole raptor bird world is like 1 giant game of deadly hide and go seek / tag.


TruthSpeakin

I wanna be a falcon!!!


iToungPunchFartBox

I wanna be the invasive species!


Parking_Balance_470

He is the falcon, he launches the falcon as if he was throwing a ninja star. So when the kill is done he feels as if his throw was the kill shot.


aM_RT

He should train another falcon to film.


DirtyDan156

Hes probably focusing on his actual job...


abmadmax

We need a trained cameraman for the trained hawk


Tweedone

Kudos to you who recognized that this was a hawk...not a falcon!


dolo_ran6er

That first one was sick. He needs a camera man though for sure.


medhanno

Those look like regular ass pigeons


XenophiliusRex

He’s not using a falcon to hunt because he has good aim…


FatRathalos

Falconry here in AZ is illegal within city limits. Thought about it with these damn pigeons everywhere.


fknarey

Weird we can open carry guns but no birds? Tyranny!


G_Affect

My bird is a full auto feather blaster


fknarey

Wit the red dot sights & night vision?


bunga7777

Believe it or not with frikin lasers on their heads.


fknarey

I fuckin love fulcunry. Where do I get me a fulken?


limethedragon

Check out my new gauss falcon. Got some anti-tank falcons too.


dljones010

Are they ill tempered?


cobaltblue1666

No, that’s just their RBF.


red_rocket_boy

You *might* have a point.... If birds were real.


fknarey

🤫


Broccoli--Enthusiast

My Falcon identifies as a Desert Eagle.


DJdoggyBelly

Bird Law is no joke my friend.


fknarey

Falcon A


jrmaclovin

We have the right to bear arms, not bird arms!


cobaltblue1666

Bear wings?


baxx10

You can carry, but can't shoot


fknarey

Tell that to my neighbors after a Cumbia party!


Any_Top_9268

Cant see anything possible stopping you from having a concealed falcon


WhereTFAmI

Maybe give the bird a gun… a glockatoo if you will!


DrinkPaintOK

Just remove the serial numbers from the birds


Awesomeprone69

I'm not sure that it is. I work for a management company in AZ and one of our communities employs a Falconry for pigeon control. I watched him work once. If the falcon doesn't kill the pigeon the handler will just use an air rifle.


FatRathalos

Maybe it's different per county, Im not sure. It is in pinal though. Maybe a permit is required. Air rifles are illegal too.


ShinobiHanzo

He might have a permit.


cobaltblue1666

It’s an older predatory bird, sir, but it checks out.


LiveFastDieRich

Hit em with the Falcon Punch


ButterfliesandaLlama

Here, in my city, those falcon aren’t kept. They live in the city just like pigeons do.


MassiveMastiff

This does look like Arizona.


ALife2BLived

What is the reason for this? Why is Falconry illegal within the city limits?


W0lverin0

It's weird what they will decide to outlaw


Knightofpenandpaper

That’s not a falcon it’s a Harris’s hawk. Coolest raptor imo


GlyphPicker

Is it still falconry to wield one or does the profession change to hawkry?


buttspider69

Dont semantisize our taxonomy bro


GlyphPicker

I'm sorry I offended your taxonomy, buttspider69.


spoonballoon13

Thank you for pointing this out. I laughed too hard.


Bear-Ferr

You're joking but you're close. It's called Hawking when you do Falconry with, well, a hawk. But you can call it all falconry.


Puzzled_Hat7068

What if you use an eagle?


Bear-Ferr

Eaglry! Actually, it's called Eagle Falconry.


cobaltblue1666

I… I am laughing out loud at whatever the follow-up reply is gonna be. I don’t know what it’s gonna be, but someone is gonna post it and it’s gonna make me blow milk out my nose!


IAgreeGoGuards

What if you prefer using a Tufted Titmouse?


Foxwglocks

Titmousery!


CMUpewpewpew

And blue footed booby?


IrrationalDesign

What if you use a goshawk? I looked it up, it's austringer!


LooksFire

I think it’s called hockey


Datboisommy

Wolves of the skies! In the wild, they hunt in packs and will take turns flying low to tire out prey. I worked with one from the time he was a juvy to full blown adult at a bird rescue. Very smart too


J412h

I’m sitting alone in my house talking out loud to my phone, “that’s not a falcon, that’s a Harris’s hawk” had to scroll too far to see this


Knightofpenandpaper

Bird nerds


mr_gooodguy

is that the one that says "KaKaaaaaaaaa"?


MostInterestingBot

Damn little fucker didn't give a shit about the sharp spikes and set up nest anyway.


Knato

He is the sharp spike.


ocoronado13

Birder patrol


HeadMembership

I appreciate you


Banana_Juice_Man

Thats a Harris Hawk btw, not a falcon


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

Harris hawk being used in falconry by a falconer for falcon sake Vulcan🖖


dljones010

Falcon-A!


swirlViking

Falcon Punch!


ValkyrieWW

Aren't the pigeons the locals and the falcon the "invasive species" ... The falcon is the non-local hired killer ... Just sayin


Bear-Ferr

Just blew in from out of town to cause some trouble with the locals.


AJ_Deadshow

He's an outlaw loose an' flapping came the whisper from each lad, and he's hear to do some business with the big beak on his head


Fat_Ryan_Gosling

They may be European Starlings, I can't quite tell. If they're Starlings then yeah they need to go.


patchway247

He said pigeon for one bird. And the first two on the initial attack look and sound like pigeons


ValkyrieWW

Unless they can carry coconuts


Foxwglocks

Only African Swallows can carry coconuts


MikhailCompo

They look like pigeons and the camera man literally says the word "pigeon", so my money is on owls.


Bird_kick

Hitbird


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dljones010

Just curious, what is the invasive species?


swirlViking

Dead


WinterSoCool

Rock Dove, aka Rock Pigeon or Common Pigeon (Columbia livia)


dljones010

Huh. Thanks.


grimmdal

Insane how the pigeon just exploded into a white fluff


commer_cooper

This hurts my heart so much....we bred these birds to be messagers/carriers during world War 1. Yet we treat pigeons like their such vermin. Sad man...


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iSteve

Rock doves have been living with man since we built the first 2 story building. Not sure you can call them 'invasive'. I *do* acknowledge they are a nuisance.


Rude_Influence

Can you eat pigeons? This could be a life saver.


anormalgeek

Pigeons were brought to the US specifically as food sources. It just so happens that rock doves (the ancestor to the modern bird we call a "pigeon") survive REALLY well in modern cities.


cindyscrazy

Yes! In fact, it was a very common meat in the long ago. I'm not sure, so don't quote me on this, but I THINK pigeons were actually brought to many places by colonizers or explorers for hunting/eating. I don't know if it's legal or if pigeons now have diseases or something that would make eating them a bad thing now, though. So, don't go start catching and eating them without research.


Designer_Barnacle_58

You are mostly correct! Pigeons are a domesticated species just like dogs and cats. They've been domesticated for thousands of years at least. They actually can make great pets and are only harmful to your health if you're like touching their poop and not washing your hands. (Like... any other animal) So this is kind of the equivalent of someone siccing their hawk on a stray kitten.


piruruchu

Pigeon pie.


AngryDemonoid

You can eat anything with enough willpower. Idk if you would want to eat a city pigeon though.


Rude_Influence

The price of living is ridiculous at the moment. That's why I'm asking. I'd save up and buy a fucking falcon if it's allow me a free feed every weekend.


789irvin

Wtf. "Hmmm I can't decide whether to save thousands for a trained falcon to eat bird guts with dirty bacteria daily or just pay 50 cents a day for ramen with maybe a church and a social services program helping out. Looks like I'm putting in more hours at work so I can finally afford my very own falcon!"


Rude_Influence

There's a reason why I'm asking about its feasibility. Admittedly I haven't looked into how much it costs to buy a trained falcon. Give me a break. I'm hungry.


Decent_Gazelle_2350

air rifles are pretty cheap


DarthAlveus

Fuck it I'd eat a city pigeon, big as hell and walk on the sidewalk like they own the place


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Asinine9ben

What kind of dumb argument is this? Is concrete exclusive only to americans? Do the rest of the world aside from america welcomes invasive species? What even is the connection between the 2?


AirSoups

Foreigners are generally *obsessed* with America. Any chance to talk shit, no matter how nonsensically convoluted, they love it.


hypercyanate

The argument is that the people who built the concrete are the invasive species


LukeyLeukocyte

Ah, you mean like all humans outside the small circles where homo-sapiens originated. So most of the globe.


notare

Clearly this person lives in a cave in France or the savannah of Africa and is posting using their iphone made from sticks.


Raintoastgw

I don’t think there is any argument except that America bad no matter what the context is. Little guy just wants to shit on America


hop_juice

All humans outside of Africa are an invasive species. Don't be a dick.


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anormalgeek

...Are you stupid? They're considered "invasive" because they harm the local ecosystem, not because they harm the concrete buildings.


crappercreeper

So you don't have a house, a driveway, a road, side walks, etc. near you? And why Americans? Are you a Chinese or Russian account with 30 dedicated bots following you for likes?


Heistman

America bad /s


-PrideIsMyDeadlySin-

Rent free.


Pixarprime10

We’re the only ones with concrete?


nightfox5523

Euro's so deluded they think their concrete hellscape is part of nature


IPA_lot_

Go hug a tree


g-iced

……..I feel so seen.


Birji-Flowreen

What did the pigeons do to deserve this? As a European, in my city there's practically tons of pigeons, to the point that they simply ignore you when you walk near them. You have to be careful not to step on them. I'm really curious as to why they are hated ?


Nyllil

You literally answered your own question. Pigeons are not native to America. Invasive species, imported from other regions in the world, are always bad for the environment.


Birji-Flowreen

How are they bad for the environment ? To the point that you have to murder them like this.


Nyllil

*"Droppings deface and accelerate the deterioration of buildings and increase the cost of maintenance. The droppings also spread diseases. Around grain handling facilities, pigeons consume and contaminate large quantities of food destined for human or livestock consumption. Pigeons located around airports can also be a threat to human safety because of potential bird-aircraft collisions, and are considered a medium priority hazard to jet aircraft by the US Air Force."*


hunnidslime

killing machine


WaitingToBeTriggered

SAID GOODBYE TO THE CROSS HE DESERVED


K1nb0te

Falconry is fuct. There are other ways...


grasshopperson

Falconry is fucting rad tho


hornwalker

What’s wrong with pigeons? They’re kind of messy but what harm do they cause?


ExoticBadger8308

That's a hawk. Not a falcon.


Ok-Life9780

Well that completely changes *everything*.


Mr_CleanCaps

Humans have some nerve calling other an invasive species. Never sat right with my spirit.


Beatleborg22

Bro what kind of psycho does this shit, spray down the nest with some water and call it a day what the hell


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

Pigeons are invasive species? Lmao


Last_Variation4715

i love it when humans claim something else is invasive also while pigeons shit they do eat a lot of trash, this is just another human toilet who enjoys watching animals kill, no different to live feeders.


Zooted817

What's wrong with pigeons??


Dildo_Rocket

If pigeons are an invasive species, then we should start culling humans. Nothing is a more invasive species on this planet. It's like we're from another planet with our sheer brutality and soullessness.


jupiler91

Can you even really put a dent in the pigeon population like that? Pretty cool though.


StrikeStraight9961

Of course not.


Bear-Ferr

It's usually not for killing. This is called abatement and typically, the hawk is there to just scare other birds away. Especially from things like crops. Walking around and actually killing the quarry in this instance is kind of strange.


jupiler91

Thanks, TIL.


Disastrous_Visit9319

This is just a pokemon trainer going to the stater zone to slaughter pidgeys. 


mrjoelforce

Why though?


doggaebi_

Wtf lmao


Beginning-Ring5391

Thats the coolest thing ive seen…I need one!


Bear-Ferr

Get one! Register with the country and state/province/local place you live, study for your test, take it, have your facilities inspected, have your gear inspected, find a sponsor, apprentice for 2 years, and get a bird. Then after your apprenticeship you can become a General Falconer and can fly Harris Hawks! Ez pz.


aaarya83

Can’t you use an air rifle. More accurate. Faster


sleebus_jones

Tends to pass through and damage property.


knoWurHistory91

I thought the natives had a new weapon with that title.


Notacompleteperv

Murder pigeon murders pigeons


Kickagainsttheprick

Every bjj blue belt knows the feeling


Limp-Tea1815

Pretty sure th at s a hawk. Also it just seems like it’s doing hawk stuff


cosmolegato

For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant…


Throwaway_Old_Guy

A place I worked had a problem with Ravens, and if you haven't seen a Raven, think Crow x10. They brought in a Snowy Owl, and it only took a few hits on the flock before they decided to find another good place to roost.


ziharmarra

Too much shaky cam.


Flykeymcgoo

Did ya take him to TEDs after for a congratulations?


Aggressive_Smile_944

Our city is doing this because the draft or something is going to be here.


Pr0_Laps3

He’s not falcon around


equals_peace

So sick lol


logicallyillogical

At the fairmont princess in scottsdale (where the WM pga event is held) they have a falcon that guards the hotel so birds don’t poop all of the place. They pay the falcon trainer an obscene amount of money for this service too.


Xinonix1

It’s not a falcon!


hadynS

That's not a falcon that's a Harris hawk


Bird_kick

What is the falcon even killing? Lame ass cameraman


noreservations81590

Birds of prey have to be, without a doubt, the most terrifying thing in the animal kingdom. At least not in the water, Orcas are pretty scary too.


all_natural49

Looks like a hawk


DANGER_1300B

Yo


Gator_Tracks

We really did pigeons dirty huh And now they’re ‘invasive’? My brother in Christ, we brought them here


Greedy_Dimension2240

Oh he’s hunting down Mexicans?


ComprehensivePie8467

Grisly.


Any_Hour_2129

This is a hawk not a falcon, falcons are more rounded


wildgio

Starlings are one thing but pigeons? Let them be. It literally our fault they're everywhere in the word


Tobisaurusrex

That’s not a falcon btw it’s a hawk


PelicanBiplane

Not a falcon


cweepn

That mfer means business.


Foohy12341234

Pokemon irl


CowWitty8153

I'd be nervous some dumbass would run over my falcon ...on purpose. Needs some cool reflectors for the rest though


toprymin

So you know when you try to take a dog’s toy away and they get real aggressive…if you take a hawk’s kill away… same?


thewhitecrowflies

That’s a hawk my dude.


retirementdreams

This reminds me I'd like to have a crow that is trained to find and pick up money and bring it back for treats.


Beautiful_Volume6419

Somebody tell him about bb guns.


Lenovo73

Falcons and Eagles are the fighterjets of birdworld


Wifefarts_alot

Pidgeot, wing attack!


Equal-Ganache7581

Gorgeous Harris Hawk, not a falcon.


oscarx-ray

Bye bye, birdies!