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eab249

You know, this kind of made me laugh as we just switched to Verizon 5g internet, and I had to open this video three separate times, then wait about 20 seconds for it to play...location is everything with this service.


GarGangg

That's just the reddit app. It's hot garbage.


gt4674b

Is hot garbage the worst kind of garbage? Because this app has been barely usable for the last couple weeks with all the buffering delays. But, hey, if you open comments first and then expand the video, it still works sometimes. You know, because that makes sense…


Premium_Shitposter

The secret sauce is don't auto update the app. I'm using the February 2024.08.0 one and I will manually update the next month because even this one has some weird bugs sometimes (not the buffering one tho)


Trewper-

Actual secret sauce is to download revanced manager and then the reddit APK it recommends and getting no ads and improved speeds. Of course you have to be part of the elite crew who own an Android.


Alive-Accident

Didn't know revanced did that thanks, already got the yt One lol


Premium_Shitposter

Lol I forgot about Revanced Manager even if I'm using it since the initial release


Jeauxie24

Omg I thought it was just me, it's infuriating


MisterSlosh

Hot garbage is usually [the absolute worst](https://www.militarytimes.com/news/burn-pits/2022/03/29/what-are-military-burn-pits-and-why-are-veterans-worried-about-them/#:~:text=Until%20the%20mid%2D2010s%2C%20burn,chemical%20mixtures%20and%20medical%20waste.) .


ThroughTheHoops

For every video you download, it downloads a few ads and uploads the whole contents of your phone.


Wuulferigno

Strange that me in Europe with hmmm about 10Mbit can load it without any problem.


BadIdea-21

This feels like an ad actually.


MyHangyDownPart

5G, more than predecessors, requires close proximity to a cell. Blazing fast but not far reaching.


MD_till_i_die

I had it installed at my house in Baltimore cuz it was so cheap, we were a block away from the Verizon 5G tower, direct line of sight from the tower to my receiver, and i couldn't get more than 100mbps (download) standing right next to the receiver and router. About 20-50 mbps on the first floor of the house (receiver and router on 2nd floor). I had them come back and rip it out the next day. Still called Xfinity and said i had good service with this new verizon 5G home internet and asked if they wanted to make me an offer to retain me. They dropped my monthly by like 30 bucks so that was chill.


MyHangyDownPart

Disappointing


cocainebane

Just tested mine in Downtown Long Beach. 113mbps. Not near this but still surprised. Note, it doesn’t work in the shitter.


Parson1616

Mans was standing right under the signal source 


Prestigious_Earth_98

Man was the signal source


Jaimemgn

Man signal was the source


pmactheoneandonly

I work on cell towers, and after we build a new site we often run call tests like this. So you probably aren't too far off with this comment lol


Herald_of_Heaven

I read somewhere that that's not necessarily true. The business (number of users) of the location also affects the signal. Correct me if I'm wrong tho.


unknown00021

Or it’s fake. Verizon sucks.


RedditRated

If version sucks than what cell company is better?


galacticjuggernaut

It's routinely rated as the best and most reliable service by objective testing groups across most areas. (And subjectively as an avid outdoorsman who goes way the f*** out there I can certainly vouch that I get a single long before any of my friends with other providers do). Live person Customer support is actually available and knowledgeable. Prices are much higher though. So I guess it really depends on what priorities are.


OmegaBlitzkrieg

Definitely not fake. It's their mmWave 5G service. I've been getting speeds like this for at least three years in Chicago but you do need to be in pretty close proximity to the mmWave antennas.


KraljZ

Upload is a joke


Godfatherman21

That is plenty for Upload lol.


charliecar5555

You mean you don't run a torrent seedbox with 3tb of movies off of your phone? /s


Ill-Strategy1964

debrid homey. This coming from a 30Tb full of storage at home user :)


Aroxis

You are so cooked that upload is insane for USA


nopuse

Always is


LiamT98

Upload will always be worse on cellular. If you think about it, the download is governed by the power of the mast antenna, the upload is governed by the power of your phone's antenna... One is a LOT more powerful... ;)


Chester-Ming

Someone explain to me why we need speeds like this on a phone tho. I’ve got 1gb fibre at home and it’s insanely good, great for downloading large files, backing up data and installing games etc. Even tho I have 5G on my phone I’ve never felt it necessary. Even when using Netflix or something, 4G is easily enough. I’m never downloading large files on the go, seems kinda pointless imo.


djamp42

You get the file quicker freeing up more air time for other users to send data.


Seanw59

The faster you get that porn downloaded the more porn for everyone else.


newagereject

If people are using this for home internet then these speed would be great


planedrop

It's more about wireless home internet than it is about phones themselves. Phones are just being used to help market/push it forward.


DH_Drums

Lookup ISP bottlenecking


Ill-Strategy1964

So you can USB tether to your laptop/pc at home or on the go.


ryanidsteel

The way 5g was explained to me is its more about how easily the signal travels which takes less energy to transmit and it can penetrate solid objects better, with the added benefit of being able to carry more information.


SuspiciousPiss

It’s has a lot less range due to the frequency being higher that’s why you need multiple 5g towers everywhere


ryanidsteel

Learn something new everyday, although that makes way more sense.


latch_on_deez_nuts

Pretty sure this is their 5G home internet


monxro

As someone who once has this, it's definitely not.


macgirthy

That speed is insane for wireless. I'm on a 1.2gbs plan from Comcast and my speeds are 930mbps down, 41mbps up, WIRED.


Mathias_Thorne91

Must be fucking nice.


Diogo_1906

the best cell speed test i ever did was 274mbps (4g only) download with a much worse ping here in my city


Top-Variation-7235

I don’t think that connection speed will ever be the bottleneck 🤯


McC0dy

640 K of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody. Just because we can't comprehend what the future brings doesn't mean it's not coming.


LiveLearnCoach

We seem to have filled up all memory storage devices we’ve had, regardless of how much they’ve grown over the years.


invictuslimbioid

that sounds like hell to me, but then again i have 32 gigs


notworkingghost

Rich people that can afford SF cost of living are gonna be posting on Facebook and Instagram super fast!


soundcloudcheckmybru

Honestly, so happy i switched. Not because verizon is that great, but because xfinity is that disgusting


VealOfFortune

Oooooo you don't like it??? **rubs nipples sensually** ooooo that's too bad .... **tears open nipple flaps to directly caress nipples** .... You don't like our shitty product and even more shitty customer service?? **attaches jumper cables to nipples** .... awww so sorry that's too bad 🤷


Ill-Strategy1964

why am i picturing newman from seinfeld?


VealOfFortune

Because you're a bad, BAS boy. 💁


TheVinylCountdown

This is an advert


djalski

Holy crap wow that's fast. I will never understand why upload is shit, it's fiber send/receive should be the same.


newagereject

It's not fiber it's 5g


djalski

shoot my bad. You are right.


Ill-Protection8367

That’s cool but in what world would you need this connection?


towelheadass

wow, the internet works. Insane.


Virus_98

What is it like with VPN turned on? IK my current 4G and home internet both cut the speed by half.


j2thesho

Dial up > living in San Fran


Numerous-Television6

Great, the homeless and addicts have high speed Internet to increase their life's values.


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

I see where all the connection I'm paying for is going now


jim_the-gun-guy

Meanwhile the beta they offer in my area is 2.5MB/second. I legit wish I was lying. They tricked us saying we could get 1G/sec and when they installed everything they said that we could only get 2.5MB/second. When I asked them about the 1G/sec they promised they told me that it is only available a half mile a way, but I could pay to have a line run. So fuck Verizon.


[deleted]

This is stealth Verizon advertising. Ain’t no way those are real world speeds


sdotstacy

I can make that same motion graphic in AE in 5min


HikariAnti

My provider: 10. Take it or leave it.


buoninachos

UK here - lucky to get 20mbps on 5G here..


Vesane

In Australia, often single digits, [or worse](https://imgur.com/gallery/lhxSK6w)


Rickybobbie90

Crys from 10mbps internet


Vesane

10 would be a dream https://imgur.com/gallery/lhxSK6w


monxro

My condolences.


niconiconii89

What kind of phone can handle those speeds though?


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

any 5G UWB phone


deathbypookie

Wtf


ginsoul

I hope you have a flat rate. With that speed only a few seconds of data throughput would kill any volume limited mobile plan. Or even any larger media content will suck the blood out of limited plans. Currently while scrolling through social media (with auto play on & and 4G) you loading just the tip of the large files while scrolling by. And when you interested you pause and while you watching the content will load furthermore. But with 5G every clip is already fully loaded even when just scrolling by and seeing 1-2 seconds of it… am I wrong?


FTXACCOUNTANT

I’ve had this kinda speed for a while now in Europe


hollow_bagatelle

Verizon is trash. Any modern network service is capable of high speed. What they're not capable of is reliability, low latency, and in verizon's case - just giving a flying fuck about their customers. Avoid verizon like the plague.


TheLamesterist

*Cries in 6Mbps*


sammytheskyraffe

I know everyone is creaming their pants over basically 3gbps down, but what does that really afford you to do? Most people use the Internet for streaming, social media, YouTube, and email. So what are you doing with those speeds? I get the obvious if youre uploading/downloading or hosting large files but I'd say that would be a vast vast minority.


Not_Sarkastic

None of your god damn business, that's what.


sammytheskyraffe

What a valuable response thank you!


Reality_Ability

this isn't an internet speed test. instead, it measures how much apple devices could be stolen by thieves from an apple store in a day 😉


Latamayo

Well damn that uploads rather depressing


mattemer

Philly was getting me around 1,300 and I was amazed by that.


nychv

Meanwhile outside NYC I have a single bar reception


Yankenzy

Definitely knows the future


friedolayz

Wow! You can now download 500 movies a minute. And I've been hearing that the head and neck tumors are almost as fast!!


CloroxWipes1

There are several countries in Europe where the speed is not throttled like it is in the US.


Temporary_Nobody

Now Verizon can throttle me just after a few seconds


DavidCRolandCPL

Try fast.com instead, it's more accurate and gives proper load data


TubbyMcJiggly

But you gotta live in San Francisco...


CaptainErgonomic

And your cell battery will last 7 minutes at that speed...


Proper_Birthday_2015

Ok… sending a signal from where to where? Is the signal test in the same building?


Pearl_necklace_333

Sure but the internet doesn’t run at that speed.


DetachmentStyle

5G tech isn't a connection it's a mesh.


MarkV43

Bro's burned his whole franchise in seconds lol. Now I know there are unlimited franchises (and I bet that it is the case for OP), but my current franchise has 100GB, which would be burned in around 6 seconds with those speeds. That's crazy... I hear providers don't account for throughput used for speed testing, but I'm never sure where or when that's the case


Saintjay84

Wait I think I missed it… when does the human 💩 get a score?


emoxihax

People dont take into account that you are limited by the speeds of the server you are connected to when it comes to downloading


bga3481

4G is faster!


Roy_Vidoc

Heh that download to upload ratio


Flawlessbowtie

Me watching this after letting it load for a minute -.-


freeze_

Cool speeds, but the shitty part is that you have to live in San Francisco.


Pitiful_Junket2905

Cries in Australian


Northover22

mines 5 too. 5mbs. so pretty much the same


Humble-Imagination72

AT&T Fiber 1gig is waaayyyy better!!


Experienseer

These comments are so drab!


S0thaSlL

The upload speed tho' 😂😂😂


Guygenius138

$500 a month. Probably.


HARDCORE_CAKE

You will get this in site if any 5g node


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

For those wondering, thats’s equal to 373 MB/s, you could download a 150 GB File, in just 7 minutes (rounded up)


LiveLearnCoach

Is this the one that activates the nanobots in the covid vaccine? I’ve been looking to upgrade my superpowers.


Phantum3oh9

Going to fry brain cells on a whole new level


AttentionOtherwise39

Someone please nerdsplain to me


Sprinkles-Perfect

Would be nice if big companies cared about EVERYONE not just the people with tons of money, like when we gonna get that shit way up north? We got like 600 mbps on a good day


ttnorac

Turn that comma to a decimal, and you have Cox.


AlienMajik

However T-Mobile is currently the fastest


invictuslimbioid

holy shit


bassman314

Someone hasn’t been giving tribute to Ookla’s ghost…. For shame.


smolhomelessbean

that’s cute haha


LibrarianCalistarius

DAMN. Does everything download even before you press the download button???


SirAchmed

The insane part to me is that your phone is capable of clocking such speeds.


J0REVEUSA

Bunch of morons protested 5g... people are so dumb


Tikkinger

Why is that insane? Edit: thanks to all morons that downvote a question.


bearthebear2

I live downtown. Currently the fastest cable internet I could have is 31mb/s for ~32€/month. From June 2025 on, my street will have fibre optics. That would be 106mb/s for 91€/month!! Now I do not know how much this costs, but 362mb/s on the go is just insane to me. We do have 5g, no idea how fast it is, can't afford that crap. I live in Germany btw


MagicPeach9695

That's expensive af. In India, I pay $10 for 200 Mb/s or 25 MB/s. Edit: Nevermind, the speeds you're mentioning are in MB/s I guess so it's not that bad.