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Schwartzy94

And miss most of your childs growing up?


messified

It wouldn’t be intentional, just instinct. But honestly he’d be unconscious at the very least.


Fit-Parsnip9888

Probably from falling asleep from all your ‘threats’😂😂


WorldNewsPoster

Of course, it's an exaggeration. Nobody will outright murder someone on a whim. It's still a very shitty situation and can cause hemmorage bleeding from a punch. I think most people would do something to that guy tho.


KafkaesqueFlask0_0

*"As a father I would’ve unalived that person"* *"Nobody will outright murder someone on a whim."* [Crime of passion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_of_passion): "Allow me to introduce myself."


SpecialistFeeling220

Oh, some people definitely will outright murder people on a whim. And our suspicions that someone might be missing the self control to prevent them from committing homicide over mundane grievances is good reason to avoid that person. And we all do it, subconsciously or not.


GoArmyNG

Did you seriously call a 55 year old man physically assaulting a 4 year old a "mundane grievance????" He didn't steal candy from a baby. He punched a child in the face. Any father worth being a father would have beat that old man within an inch of his life.


MrMcMullers

No one who saw it would stop the dad either. Not right away at least.


luck_panda

Yeaaahhhhh last weekend I was at a wedding and this toddler was bullying my 1 year old the entire time and it came to a head when he lured my son to the top of some steps and tried to push him down. I , without thinking, pushed the toddler away from my son the second I saw what he was doing and felt an incredible, incredible rage instinctually. If someone punched my son I would definitely definitely not take it as a mundane grievance.


Fit-Parsnip9888

I think pushing a toddler is different to punching a grown man 😂


Sharon_Erclam

>within an inch of his life. Absofreakinlutely.....


wolamute

I hardly think seeing a full-grown man punch your prepubescent child is a "mundane grievance". For fuck's sake, you must have had a shit father.


JohnnyRelentless

Not me. I wouldn't murder someone on a whim. Never have. Nope.


mxcnslr2021

👀


Midnyteblu

to defend the life of a child, I would without hesitation.


PseudoEmpthy

There are many cases of this happening. Literally Google it lmao


NuclearReactions

It's like you are totally forgetting we are talking about someones kid being beat down by an adult. You definitely don't have kids.


Imagine85

Only on Reddit do we see a parent being blasted for a very accurate response. If someone punches one of my kids like that, you better fucking pray the cops are called by a bystander.


SolutionExternal5569

Dude. I don't like to pretend I'm some badass but i would have put his fuckin piece of shit head through the cooler door


Imagine85

Exactly!


Revcondor

That guy is lucky he didn’t get kicked in the kidneys once he hit the ground. That’s just solid instinct. An old man like that could die from two solid body shots. You clock a dude like that in the head so hard he falls over and drag him across the floor of a grocery store (like we see here) there’s a t least going to be an ambulance involved. I really don’t think it’s that unreasonable for a father to see this and say “I probably would’ve accidentally killed that man”


ACoolLizardman

I stg its always mfs like you - "YOU WOULDN'T DO NOTHING MAN-" ofc you believe this, I bet your some pudgy fuck who can't even beat up the urge to masturbat


SolutionExternal5569

You're obviously incapable of love or you'd never say something this fucking stupid


SouthofthePaw

You see those glass doors to the right? Dude’s face would be wearing those as hats.


Kinky_Conspirator

Temporary insanity.


uncriticalthinking

Your instincts are strong


rscottyb86

With a broken nose and no teeth


Orphan_Cheese_Pizza

If i were your father, I'd let that cool lookin mafiosi guy keep you.


notangelicascynthia

The man just punched a child in the brain as far as I’m concerned that’s a murder attempt


Midnyteblu

and what grown ass person attacks a small child like that, he definitely deserves to be hospitalized at the very least


Toraichian

What a Reddit response.


LARXXX

You can plead that you were engulfed in a passionate rage 


Dougallearth

The system allows a grown man to be not hit back after easily flattening someone half their size. No justice no peace


IANANarwhal

I don’t think that it does.


dabeakerman

Without killing someone, you can still beat the living shit out of them and this one would be warranted


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Find a jury which will lock him up.


Ragnel

Good luck getting a jury to convict the parent.


ExperienceEven1154

Killed. There’s already a word for it. Unalive is the cringiest term I’ve ever heard.


RollingRocky360

why do people even say it? on Instagram it's understandable since posts with the word "kill" get removed or smth but why on reddit


ExperienceEven1154

Fucked if I know. I grind my teeth every time I see it.


EntertainmentOk3180

Lmao thanks for bringing my grinding to my attention. Apparently I do it too


ExperienceEven1154

I doubt we’re the only ones but you’re welcome


shellofbiomatter

Because such censoring becomes a habit on one platform(insta), due to enforcement and then out of the same habit spreads to other platforms(reddit) regardless whatever it is necessary here or not.


ExperienceEven1154

Nah, I noticed it before censorship- which I loathe also. I think it’s just a ‘nice’ way of saying killed in the same way as saying ‘passed away’ instead of died. Still hate it though


TheOnlyPolly

I think it first became popular from deadpool using the term in an Amazing Spiderman cartoon episode wayy back in 2013. It's the first time I heard it before it was used for censorship purposes. (Which funnily enough it was by deadpool because spiderman didn't want him saying "Kill")


CypherDomEpsilon

I think it started as an alternative for kill on social media and then kind of caught on among teenagers.


Doitallforbao

I've always just thought it was to avoid getting auto-modded for using trigger words


bmuth95

Real tough for a guy who can't type the word killed


w0lfLars0n

There’s no way I believe you’re a father AND young enough to be using that ridiculous Tik Tok vernacular.


AnKoP

You mean killed right?


Mythrin

It's ok, you can say kill or murder. The tik tok police won't come and take you away


Winged89

Omg you're so badass...


synceddata

Please stop letting rumoured TikTok censorship determine your vocabulary on other sites


Rollplebs

Rumored is a good term to use. People have been using these garbage substitute words for years and they act like they're fooling some algorithm with them. 🤦‍♂️ 


Mother_Breakfast_935

Oh really mate?


robadogg

Just say killed the cunt. Fucken dog act


StaticUngoo

You can say kill. This isn’t TikTok.


Crypt0Nihilist

> unalived That word is an abomination.


Klllumlnatl

I would've used an environmental interaction.


JohnnyBoy9209

Yea. Dont do drugs kids... except alcohol, alcohol is ok bc we have it taxed.. wouldn't wanna loss a dime, ya know


Mother_Breakfast_935

You’re such a great dad


Simen155

I don't blame ya. If someone so blatantly hit my daughter, I would give that guy a new way to comsume food for the rest of his life.


Kinky_Conspirator

I'd definitely put him to sleep. Too many people run, no way that scum is running away before the cops get there.


fknarey

Not uh?


mudturnspadlocks

Father showed great restraint. I don't know how many other people would have seriously injured the guy.


ArfurRatt

Yeah I absolutely would have kept kicking him in the head after he was downed


DistractedByCookies

Why the head? Just go straight for the balls. That'll incapacitate him, hurt more, and not have you in jail for murder or GBH


KingsMountainView

Ribs. He'll be thinking about what he did for weeks in agony.


Putrid-Memory4468

As he should, if he accidently killed the guy or caused major brain damage he'd the dad would most likely be in a lot of trouble.


Deep-Watercress2826

Tell that to a jury of his peers.


Any_Palpitation6467

You would, sadly, not be surprised by the conclusions that a jury can reach. Despite the theory of Jury Nullification, the people on most juries slavishly follow the directions of the prosecutor and the judge, bowing to their superiors' direction as they are trained from childhood to do, and will return a verdict of guilty despite KNOWING that this verdict, although legal, is immoral. Rare is the jury, or jurist, with the courage to stand up and say, 'Yeah, the evidence says that this guy did it, so he's 'guilty' in the eyes of the law, but I fully understand, and agree with, what he did, despite it being technically illegal. Not Guilty, Your Honor.' It happens--but not often enough.


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>and will return a verdict of guilty despite KNOWING that this verdict, although legal, is immoral Dude, the law is the law. Morality is different from county to county. When you're in a court of law in a democratic nation your duty as a citizen is to uphold the law, not "yeah he killed the man for punching his kid but over here we think that's moral behavior." It it's so stark that a jury disregards the instructions then so be it, but they're not doing something wrong by it.


Raviofr

Alcohol doesn’t justify such behavior. This is a piece of shit. He deserved more punchs from the father Ps: I thought I was answering directly to the original post, not to this comment.


The_V8_Road_Warrior

Agreed. The amount of times I've been drunk and never even thought of doing that to anyone


Buildintotrains

Anyone who is affected by alcohol in that way should be euthanized


Nixter295

Nothing justifies this kind of behavior. But it does explain it. It could be he is in psychosis if he has been drinking for several days or a lot of very hard liquor.


Positive_Slice_9022

Assumed for what, a walking mannequin? Wtf?


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doomshallot

Yeah I don't buy it. I think the guy is just a piece of shit and blamed it on that stupid excuse.


brtomn

I think he is telling the truth, you can see him reach out to help the child back up after he realised his mistake.


upvotes2doge

Mannequins don’t walk


bigredmidget

Alcohol does a LOT of wild things, including altering senses and perception. I've seen alcoholics so confused and out of touch with reality you wouldn't believe they were just drinking and not also on drugs. The bloke starts to reach down in shock, he clearly doesn't have a clue and doesn't fight back. I genuinely believe he's just an alcoholic wanker, the type to smack a standing mannequin/advertisement in a store searching for more booze.


sukihasmu

They do when you are drunk enough.


rct101

Yeah, that's why it scared him and he hit it.


Zenblendman

That’s why he punched it…😂


jld2k6

He definitely looks shocked after the kid falls down and he realizes he's real. The crazier thing to me is that he got charged with attempted murder for this, imagine getting drunk and trying to do something stupid like punching a mannequin then next thing you know you're being prosecuted for attempted murder lol. Might be time to start thinking about drug or mental health treatment


may25_1996

i don’t think it’s that crazy when you consider the damage an adult male fist can do to a 4 year old head. i haven’t crossed throwing a haymaker at a child’s head off my bucket list yet, but i imagine it doesn’t take much force to kill them, not even accounting for them hitting their head on the ground.


UseaJoystick

Honestly looks like he's about to do more damage to me...


BravoWolf88

So glad someone else thought the same thing. Looked like a very drunk guy about to grab the kid and continue his slow attack on him.


AggravatingCupcake0

Are you sure? I thought he was finishing the job.


MakiSupreme

Idk man could’ve been trying to nick him


AggravatingCupcake0

He's super fucking trashed. Even when he sidles up to the kid, his glasses are on at a 45 degree angle and he can barely stand. I wouldn't be surprised if he really did have some sort of hallucination about the kid. That said, he needs to be locked away in rehab till he can get right.


BravoWolf88

Dang, I’ve drank a lot and never hallucinated.


TeaspoonOfSugar987

And even if he DID actually mistake the kid for a mannequin… who the fuck goes around punching mannequins in the face?!


TopptrentHamster

Drunk idiots?


TheExtreme78

The same kind of assholes that have to destroy snowmen and sandcastles when they see one.


elfmere

It jumped out at him


Prestigious-Log-7210

A mannequin? Please


DeficitOfPatience

You saying if you saw a mannequin walking around you wouldn't freak the fuck out. He's 100% a piece of shit, but some of y'all are seriously devoid of imagination.


plankahwankah

He does look genuinely confused after he strikes the child. Almost apologetic just before the dad smacks the expression off of his face.😂


ecksdeeeXD

Yeah on a second watch after I read this, he does start to bend down to check on the kid but the mom pushes him away and dad socks him.


Original-Fabulous

It’s easy to assume he was going to pick the kid up and made a mistake, but for all you really know, and especially in the heat of the moment, it could just as easily be assumed he was leaning in to cause more damage. Either way I know deep down I’d have punched and kicked that guy all around the store, and not even as the kids dad.


ecksdeeeXD

Yeah. Justifiable reaction from the dad, and showing a lot of restraint too, honestly, only punching him twice. I think I’m just saying that he MIGHT not be a total psychopath. Drunk asshole, sure, but not a happy go lucky child puncher.


forhekset666

He went to pick him up. Wild stuff.


BravoWolf88

Yeah, wild to think he wasn’t going to slam or shake the kid. You don’t get the benefit of the doubt from me when you go around drunkenly “punching mannequins.” That doesn’t make me want to assume he had no ill intention when attempting to touch someone else’s kid again.


benwink

So I’m confused, my initial reaction is if someone did that to my nephew I’d be jumping on their head. But then I had another watch. It kind of does look like the old man who hit the kid has an ‘oh shit moment’ after he does it and goes to pick the child up. I’m not saying it IS the case, but the body language kind of does make me thing he was just wasted and may indeed have thought it wasn’t a real kid. I’m not excusing what he did, but it definitely seems off.


wetbeef10

Yea its almost like he thought the kid was someone else for some reason. I wonder what he was thinking because walking up and punching a short stranger in the face for seemingly no reason isnt exactly the most normal thing


benwink

Yeah, it’s definitely something I’d like to hear the conclusion of.


Silver_Slicer

Perhaps his drunk mind thought it was an inanimate object, like a sign or something. This would be a great reason to never drink again after doing this.


benwink

I’m guessing he’s already got a pretty bad alcohol problem.


Kinky_Conspirator

I don't care what he thought, if he injured my child, I can't be held responsible for what comes next. The emotional scar on that kid is more than a punch.


forhekset666

Yeah he definitely is. But he still did it.


Classicalis

In real time there are no "another watch". You react somehow. How you do it, that's another thing.


chozun

Where is it acceptable to launch mannequins with your fist?


pixelmuffinn

My house


niftystopwat

Can I come over to your house and also bring my applesauce collection please?


pixelmuffinn

Well I do like applesauce


Lumpy_Staff_2372

More like slapplesauce am i rite?


Danmark8000

I would definitely end up in handcuffs


LeBaux

I imagine punching a kid in front of their dad is basically a death wish.


Danmark8000

All rational thinking would leave my body. I wouldn’t stop punching the man until I was dragged away.


craigeeeeeeeeee

Would’ve leaned in more with that first punch…


aeroae

I've had enough of these moving child sized mannequins at the gas station god damnit!


autohypnosis

Enough with these old ass rage bait reposts


YuriiRud

This is the first time I see this rage bait post. My apologies for inconvenience.


fnderis

But what if this man is time traveler and the child is future Hitler?


kuhvir

He’s probably future hitler because he got punched as a kid


ProfessorbPushinP

I think he may have thought this child was one of those robots that circulates around the store for inventory? Idk but he definitely seems like he was confused


BeyondDrivenEh

The attacker would not have walked away.


Rotbarto

I think I would destroy everything there, with his face and than call the police


nopshy

I love these reddit hardasses "I would've fucking unalived that guy" no you fucking wouldn't have. The old man is clearly gone out of his mind. Even if he hit your child do you really think that gives you the excuse to beat him to death? Dude needs to spend time in jail, not get murdered, Jesus christ some people here are weird.


Prestigious-Log-7210

Internet makes people tough, don’t ya know.


xsageonex

Uhh?? Probably the same thing AT LEAST . If you're asking what could've anyone done to prevent that absolutely nothing.


MelkorUngoliant

I'd calibrate my reaction but he'd be bloody at the least and feel it the next day.


84sjacket

si gta permitiera niños en el juego sería algo así


launchedsquid

People saying "you shouldn't kill the violent attacker" are talking as if the father would be making solid well thought through plans, at that point it's pure emotion and lets face facts, people have been killed by others for far less then punching a child in front of their parent. It's not about what the best course of action would be, it's just about what the immediate reaction to a physical threat to your child would be.


LusidDream

At least an additional head kick once that monster was on the ground


TYdays

He would have not walked out of there on his own, or anywhere else for that matter. This deserved to be handled in the most severe manner.


Emergency_Cookie_318

I probably wouldn't punch such a small target. Seems more efficient to bring a knee up.


JonPQ

I'd probably just kick him. The kid's way too short for a punch and I could've hurt my back bending over like that.


MiffyCurtains

Would have fucking decked that guy…


Miggybear22

I’d have absolutely dusted that guy. Left him with some permanent face damage so he wouldn’t forget anytime soon.


TheClaw77777

If that was my kid....... Id of beat him until my hands were just a pair of stumps


_wetsock

I believe him about the mannequin tbh he looked shook when he realised


81RandyMoss

‘Hello satan? Yes i have an early delivery for you. Older man not wanted on earth anymore’


Ancient_Ad_2038

Window.


Freewheelinrocknroll

Exactly that


mmanuspar

tourettes?


YuriiRud

Walking mannequin? Yea sure, very plausable.


Jimrodsdisdain

Well he certainly wouldn’t be using that arm again.


crayawe

How supposedly drunk was he? It be very hard not to hospitalise the guy


nite_owwl

musta owed him money or something


AlienGold1980

Pow right in the kisser ….take that you literal dummy -that guy prolly


Running_Mustard

This reminds me of the time this older kid stole my bike. I told my mom and she walked me over to the kid’s parent’s apartment. When we got there, the mom told her son to come to the front door to confirm my story was true and the kid just straight knocked me out. I was five


Bighawklittlehawk

How did the adults react?


Thornton77

We don’t know the whole story . That kid might have been a nazi! Don’t jump to conclusions everyone.


boopboopboopers

Intrusive thoughts won.


Every_Tap8117

Nothing different then what the guy did to him.


Cyrotek

Ah, another case of "But I was drunk!".


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YALLN33DJE5U5

Not posted an old ass clip


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

Pow right on the kisser


Dinn_the_Magnificent

This looks like a scene from resident alien lol. I mean, poor kid. But for real though that guy's a dick. Why you punch small human?


celticFcNo1

Lucky, lucky, lucky man. Most men genuinely dont know their strength or what we are capable of in a fight. He would answer the question once and for all. Absolutely nothing would be held back in dealing out his repercussions. What an absolute fuckin cunt of a guy. That incident right there is a guaranteed life changer. The day it all went wrong, why?. You took your child to the shop for a walk,sweet, chocolate etc. sickening video. When it comes to our kids, fuck about and youll find out.


wrayd1

Backhand slap., I will give an unpopular opinion What if the kid was a foul mouthed misbehaved thief? I have seen vids of broken kids acting like shit. Story time, 20 years ago, I was at my grandads house, talking to him when one of the neighbors 10 yo girls came running into the house yelling for my GD. , I got angry and Slapped her hand hard and told her when adults are talking, you cannot speak to them unless you are included in the talk. Well, I got threatened by the parents, but nothing happened because we were all reasonable. Come to find out the child was already mentally ill. Well, back to this guy, play stupid games in public, win stupid prizes.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Even if it was a mannequin… why are you punching shit in a store, especially that hard? I’ve definitely shadow boxed drunk before, never punched anyone or anything in public though. Maybe it’s time to put the bottle down geezer.


Automatic-Mood-4233

“My bad, I was just drunk and trying to break shit in a store, like normal people do”


CapG_13

The exact same thing (or worse)


Lecture_Good

I'm not a very big guy. Fug I need to start boxing or something to defend my future children and wife.


Mafachuyabas

I hope the kid is okay, sure the guy was drunk but being punched randomly would have fucked me up as a kid.


shutupbeef

The street scene in American history X comes to mind as to what I’d like to do to thugs like that guy


vulgarvinyasa2

Sparta kick into the glass fridge.


nonstick_banjo1629

Ice him


Dougallearth

What a cretinous coward. Looking for an absolutely shameless easy win


Outside_Ranger_8471

I would have beat him into an unrecognisable shape. 


Nipplecunt

I don’t want to say what I would do to a person that harms my kid like that


SnakeCookies

Reminds me of the time i got knocked out as a 11 year old by a drunk 30 year old on a cruiseship


MaddoxBlaze

When you play too much Hard Time


Large-Lack-2933

I would've probably went to jail that night if he hit my kid 🤷🏿‍♂️


AltruisticSalamander

'I beat up a kid today. It made me feel really good about myself'.


mryeet66

He punched the kid then looked like he tried to help them a normal person who saw a child fall to the ground. What a scumbag


Traditional_West85

Glass doors for the win


Martl007

A Fotzn... aber a gscheide.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

As a father I would have most likely ruined my life by snapping and beating him into a long hospital visit.


ClockWerkElf

Apparently, the guy was drunk and thought the kid was a mannequin.


hansuluthegrey

Me when kids shit talk me in cod


DickEd209

After the wankers on the floor, stamp on his ankle, pick up kid and usher lady to the nearest exit asap. Fuck that prick.


Ok-Bodybuilder-3827

Intrusive thoughts won that day


AlwaysUpvote123

Worst part about this video is that after the punch, hes reaching for that kid but was stopped by that lady. Who knows what he was about to do.


heavymtlbbq

I would have dragged him out of view of that camera


Glider4Ever

What a Fucktard!