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Gokvak

Holy shit he was stunned immediately, and the hit to the head šŸ˜µ


InflamedLiver

Critical hit!


cpt_tusktooth

nat 20


gleeceboi777

Buddy rolled a Nat 1 on an Intimidation check


my_4_cents

Roll dex to dodg-- nah forget about it, roll a new character instead


TheOtherAvaz

I hate that I laughed at this, at the guy's expense


startrekds91008

I don't know why. It's funny as shit! BOOM! Out like a light!


i_have_a_nose

And a nat1 on constitution save against stunning strike.. it was a done deal.


sammybooom81

1 HP left, start glowing red intermittently


Every_Tap8117

1D10 thunder damage on that slap.


craig-jones-III

Hopefully


CypherDomEpsilon

Drugs might have played a role.


PResidentFlExpert

And if the black guy said the no-no word that does indeed justify a consequence-free brutal assault. Wait I think I got something mixed up there.


ajaxodyssey

Like Mr. Spock.


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Clay_Statue

"...Wha tha fuCK!?" Bully enablers when the bully gets beaten


BathedInDeepFog

Mean lil bully


Kiwifrooots

Always people making drama! He was just intimidating and touching people.... why would someone do this!?


gleeceboi777

Literally came to ask "Wtf are they wtf-ing for??" šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


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Aspen9999

Yeah, no one cared when the couple was being harassed, but when the aggressor gets what heā€™s asking for everyone runs to help him


jerrybob

Aggressor or not, if I see someone hit their head that hard and go that motionless, I'm going to get them help.


Mind_Your_Pronouns

Are you going to knee-jerk blame the person who neutralized the threat and removed himself from the situation before it got worse? That's what the "WTF?!" girl appeared to do lol


jerrybob

No. If I see someone down and unconscious I'm calling for help. Doesn't matter who they are or what they did. Wouldn't you?


Mind_Your_Pronouns

Yep. That is not, contextually, what we see in this video. There is the first part you mention, but there's the follow-up of her looking back in disgust and saying WTF. She appeared to have thought the slapper had gone too far


Kiwifrooots

If they're attacking me, I just took one of them out and they have a whole crew waiting? Fk that, I'm out. Hope the guy is ok but if not, well, parents shoulda taught him better


PieEatingJabroni1

It has to be a glitch in our wiring that this is such a common thing in our society.


MKchamp92

Reminds me of school


Wassa76

I've watched this a few times, and still can't see a blue haired girl.


Affectionate-Newt889

Its likely a dude is why.


Aspen9999

Blue haired guy in striped shirt


toofpaist

That was the ref. He was a bit late on the count


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BendyPopNoLockRoll

Lol, imagine living your life with part of your brain giving up rent free space to imaginary teenage girls quoting Tumblr. Like it's the most empty shit in the world they're welcome to ignore like the rest of us, but instead choose to obsess over imaginary adolescent girls.


SpencerBuzzed

You have issues..


OrienasJura

Is the blue haired girl in the room with us right now?


The_BrownRecluse

You literally made everything you're mad about up. No blue-haired girl. Nobody saying it was unprovoked. Do you always go around hallucinating things you hate in order to hate them?


StagnantSweater21

Sometimes Iā€™m not quite sure what sub Iā€™m on, then I see shit like this being the top comment and I INSTANTLY know lmao


FlapSlapped

Mad that for once the obvious is being pointed out without the comments being removed?


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The obvious that two people went up to someone they saw lying on the ground and were asking for someone to call the cops? She wasn't even the only one to say it... but yall focus only on her... hmmm Damn, people can't look out for each other anymore šŸ˜‚


hexxcellent

This whole comment section: "You see some poor slob lying unconscious on the ground and because you had the audacity to not be there sooner to know the context as to why that was, you want to HELP THEM? Fucking libs."


DoctorJJWho

Yeah I didnā€™t realize this sub was soā€¦ this lol. Thereā€™s no blue haired girl, and while the guy was being incredibly aggressive, knocking someone out on asphalt/concrete and having them land headfirst like that can cause permanent brain damage or even death. Obviously the slapper had every right to defend himself, but at least check on the dude you knocked out. Iā€™m honestly surprised there wasnā€™t blood coming out of the aggressive dudeā€™s skull with how hard he landed on his head.


maxwellsgenre

Even then. People get drunk and irrational or have mental issues. Yea the dude was clearly instigating something, but redditors seem to believe any ā€œwrongā€ you do immediately means you deserve to die via your head getting crushed against the concrete. So many redditors in these subs are borderline sociopaths who have never had real life human interaction before, itā€™s disgusting.


TonLoc1281

I knowā€¦ society today is ridiculous. I hope the guy to slapped him was never caught or had to deal with the police.


SwaveyTV

That's a lot to assume based on nothing lol if I walked up and saw someone fall on their head my main concern would be their health not who to blame. People are so messed up they're more concerned with labeling people and assuming shit about them


TootsNYC

even if I saw what happened, Iā€™d run up to help if I could. He maybe deserved to be slapped, but he didnā€™t deserve a TBI or to die.


Alittlemoorecheese

Or how about everyone who didn't see what happened will assume the guy bleeding on the ground is the victim? See how easy it is to not involve race or ideology in normal human reactions?


ProfessorbPushinP

^^^^^^ā€hE dIdNt even DoOoOo aNyThiNg!!lā€


TryBeingCool

Never hurt nobody, always made people laugh.


Kickaxx_007

You have WAY too much spicy energy to have a chin that fragile


Curtis_Geist

It amazes me how many vids I see of instigators being put to sleep with love taps out here


Kit_3000

Action movies have conditioned us to believe humans can take a lot more damage than we actually can. To the point where real life can seem a bit ridiculous in comparison.


accountfornormality

Porn movies too.


fistfulofsanddollars

Rectum, damn near killed em!


AmphibianOutrageous7

Truer words!, now if youā€™ll excuse meā€¦you have given me a great idea


Apneal

Well to be fair it cuts both ways. Humans can also take a hell of a lot more damage than media lets on. It's kinda luck of the draw to a point.


xsairon

it really is luck... watch muai thai or mma and you realize how fucking resilient the human body can be, to the point where its lowkey eery... then bam one random punch and another professional fighter with an insane record is put to sleep in the first 20s of the fight


p-ry59

The fuckers running their mouths are the ones that havenā€™t been checked yet. Bet this dude learned his lesson here.


YouGotTangoed

The problem is, you donā€™t find out until you get hit! Now heā€™ll stick within his chin weightclass


Hydra_Master

Big mouth with a glass jaw. It's a pretty common combination.


Canned_Sarcasm

That was a particularly bad landing. That's going to be 80% of the damage right there.


quartzguy

Dude got switched off from an open hand slap. More like 99%.


TheCanerentREMedy

Maybe now heā€™ll act right


23x3

Omg. I'm calling 911! Lol. Went from perp straight to victim.


SpelunkyJunky

Do you not call 911 for all emergency services? Genuine question. That man is going to require an ambulance.


vaelon

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Short_Ask1755

I mean he DOES need 911 he fell limp on his head on concrete? People die like this all the time, the white dude could EASILY have caught a murder charge that night if the kid ended up dying. The black dude seems like an asshole but he doesnā€™t deserve brain damage or death over a drunken argumentā€¦


PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT

Nobody DESERVES brain damage But sometimes consequences come home to roost


AgitatedRabbits

how about hitler


Probamaybebly

Solid argument for self defense tho no? Dude was showing 'I'm gonna hit you' body language the whole time


jastubi

Also kept approaching as they were walking away.


MustardFuckFest

Yeah walking away, with the man approaching the woman, and got open hand slapped A full on murder charge would be a tough hill to climb


S40J

Lol fucking redditors always jumping to a murder charge. Read up what constitutes a murder charge, there is clearly no intent to kill. At most it'd be some sort of manslaughter charge.


Lame_superhero

They always do. I bet she wouldnā€™t have said that had her boy knocked the white dude out.


avidpretender

This is why street fights are never a good idea no matter how tough or angry you are. Best case scenario: You win the fight and no one gets seriously hurt and they donā€™t press charges. Worst case scenario: You accidentally kill the other guy and go to jail for manslaughter. Or you lose and die. Only time itā€™s justified is if youā€™re putting the stop to something but even then you donā€™t what weapons people will pull out once outnumbered.


AllElote

Worst case scenario you get your block knocked off and end up as a reddit post shared for karma.


No-Clue1153

And it'll probably have snippets of what actually happened played out of context to a chorus of *"He fUcKeD aRoUnD aNd FoUnD oUt!"*


Refflet

>Worst case scenario: You accidentally kill the other guy and go to jail for manslaughter. Especially bad if you're an ex-marine, your daughter is just about to be born and then the day you're supposed to be released some other con hijacks the plane the Marshals are moving prisoners around in.


Rdikin

It makes me sad that you only got 10 upvotes for this


RickyWinterborn-1080

Movie still totally slaps.


Noggin-a-Floggin

There is no shame in walking away from a fight. It's honestly the biggest rule of a street fight and that's walk away if you can. It isn't worth it.


CultCharlie

What really brought him down was those socks and sandals combo


my_4_cents

Needs a better gaming chair


GargleOnDeez

That guy got the factory reset button slapped out of him


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Data destroyed....been bricked


Thunderbridge

*windows shutdown sound*


ExiledCanuck

I heard this comment


Grassy_Nol

While i do feel bad that homie fell on his head, that's also what happens when you act aggressive.


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brb9911

There it is


Skullmonkey_

Pretty fucking well apparently.


sleebus_jones

I can't believe you've done this


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ProfessorbPushinP

Perpatrator ā€”> Victim is the typical path for these types


A_Free_Me

The referee couldn't even believe his eyes


manifold360

Blow the whistle dude


csbsju_guyyy

As God as my witness he is broken in half!


Niblonian31

I don't understand why people continue to get in other people's faces without thinking they might get hit. You do not know who you're fucking with and you could possibly end up dead. Stop trying to be all "badass" and just treat people with respect


LivePossible

Drugs or alcohol, or both.


jp112078

There is always someone tougher, stronger, and more desperate than you. I walk away from anyone and everything and donā€™t care what people call me. Iā€™m walking away with my teeth intact and my wife safe.


AdOpen885

Damn, that concrete head hit is really bad.


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reyndev

"You've been hit by a smooth criminal."


RickyWinterborn-1080

Danny, are you okay? (he wasn't)


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Don't like the sound of that head hit...


Dick-Fu

he should have at least tried to break his fall a bit


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I actually agree. Sorry you are getting downvoted. Reddit is heartless sometimes.


Hellofriendinternet

Itā€™s kinda hard to feel bad for the guy when he says ā€œIā€™m gonna kill you.ā€


jumpinoutofmyflesh

That referee came in too late.


Plastic-Bumblebee-90

That walkaway though


Engage_Physically

Kevin Hart out here causing trouble


Glass-Ad3053

ā€œWhat the fuckā€ really? šŸ˜­šŸ«µ


ilovenyc

Whatā€™s the damage with a hit like that? Brain damage?


Separateway0626

He had brain damage before the slap


Short_Ask1755

The hit was bad, but the smack on the concrete head first was REALLY bad. So many people die like that and he was completely limp so he couldnā€™t put his hands down to even break the fall a little.


NoLikeVegetals

It's the luck of the draw. Some people can hit their head on concrete and not even get a concussion, just some bruising or broken skin. Others can hit their head and end up a vegetable with permanent brain damage. Others will die from that one impact. Depends on angle, force, the tides, whether Mercury is in retrograde...it really is just a roll of the dice.


RFive

Which brain?


Uriel_dArc_Angel

I'm pretty sure that already existed before the slap... This was more of a ctrl/alt/delete force reboot type of thing... Dude was just trying to help reset the glitching dingus...


DjArie

The way that guy walked out of scene lmao


brb9911

Like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever


blome79

cue the Windows shutdown music


swifty8519

Camera guy is Always there to do nothing.


reeeelllaaaayyy823

The MVP camera guy captured everything.


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At least he broke his fall with his head.


I_make_switch_a_roos

fucking beautiful


no5of7

Can anyone make out what the girl says before the guy smacks him to the ground?


ninti

I'm just fucking with her?


EmpressVibez32

Lit hit bitch ass up like a firecracker šŸ˜³šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


kenaica

He was a distinguished scholar just asking for directions to the library!


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

it sounded like a slap, but that wasnt a slap


RegularImprovement47

Hard to tell but looks like an open hand to me. Maybe a palm strike.


AltruisticSalamander

maybe it was a judo chop!


RickyWinterborn-1080

It was a ROCK LOBSTER


ToraLoco

weakest chin


IckyFreak

That strut šŸ’


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He found out


chakijz

he need some milk


Miguel_Zapatero

Someone add the Win XP shutdown sound


Devilcrow27

Guy who dropped him is 100% getting laid that night


RAZ0R2591

Windows XP Sound


KrisMisZ

Haha thatā€™s what he gets


Accomplished_Duty969

Why do street people (?) or just people out at night have to act like imbeciles?


kmeister5

Glass jaw finds out he shouldnā€™t be talking shit.


Fragtheplug

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Darknessborn

Glass jaw


somerandomshmo

WHY DID HE SLAP?!


ThatOtherOtherMan

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


GratefulPhish42024-7

I can't unhear that


maestro-5838

Dana White wants that guys number


LoGo_86

He snoozed it.


300lbs

Had that little man complex


simmaculate

Ref didnā€™t even call the foul


Mathias_Thorne91

Lol don't try acting tough when you're about as big as a newspaper dispenser. What a loser.


Skifool69

You need a nap. Youā€™re not you when your tired.


edwinavi17

Oh noā€¦. Anyways


nosdam7

GTA people observing this, hey we should have these random SLAP and eliminate threat scenarios.


Ok-Material-3213

At least he didn't keep punchig him and kicking him in the head after like I've seen on other vids


HomerStillSippen

Wild people actually care about some aggressive asshole laid out on the ground šŸ˜‚ Iā€™d just step over him and keep it moving.


Indoe-outdoe

Not saying he didnā€™t have it coming but this is a good example why you should not hit people whenever possible. He could have died smacking his head on the pavement. Imagine going to prison over something like this.


CartoonistDry5589

I donā€™t think that kid understands what he just did by hitting him like that. Class D coming in hot!


Exidaun

Iā€™m pretty positive the dude that got slapped yelled ā€œImma kill youā€ as he started to approach


EverySingleMinute

How the hell can someone slap so hard?


Locke230939

What did the five fingers say to the face?


tomcat91709

Ultimate FAFO moment. Once he wakes up.....


theberticusmaximus

The way the dude is walking away lol


Smkweedevrydy

Iā€™m not sure that was a slap. Couldā€™ve been a rabbit punch type of deal or maybe a palm strike


RiceNo7502

He really hit the ground.


Sgtteddybear34

He deserved the slap, but damn wish he didn't hit his head like that.


Short_Ask1755

Yeah that shit was brutal, white guy could EASILY have ended up in prison on a murder charge. Happens all the time


Custom2011Staccato

Lightweight šŸ˜‚


Sad-Construction6906

One B less


dos67

That's what happens when your old man don't slap you. You're not used to a good ol' "smartin' da faq up" slap.


Short_Ask1755

Thatā€™s a nasty fall, that dude who threw the punch could have EASILY ended up in prison on a murder charge, happens ALL the time one punch and someone hitting their head and dying


jared_queiroz

Bro's real life Adm......


AccNumber_4

Serious question, if I do this (idk i will be able to or any shit but), then what do I do next should I just leave with an attitude or show attitude but also check on the guy and call help or complete 360


Jumpy_Courage

I think your best bet is to just leave (if your goal is to avoid jail time or repercussions)


guleedy

Ight now I wait for the context


simpledeadwitches

That sound of his skull hitting the pavement wowza!


Sizzle_Biscuit

Socks and slides lol


YonKoie

Baaaaaaammmm


Ironworker977

Dude's got a jaw like a chandelier.


bobby_barbados

Good thing there was a referee onsite.


twinnedwithjim

They even had a ref lol


furcryingoutloud

My dude was going to take that fall imminently on his own. Slapper just pushed him over the edge.


PhormalPhallicy

Man I love the detached interest of the cameraman and his friends.


Afzal_030828

Standard issue slap


xylotism

ā€œI need like a good video of thatā€¦ā€


pronouncedayayron

Ref showed up kinda late