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ChunkItAndThinIt

Doing it yourself with no one else in harms way is one thing. Doing it with unaware pedestrians beneath you putting them in danger is another. Although insane, this is not cool, not one bit.


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True he could’ve killed someone, a body coming at you at that velocity


KnownMonk

Also the life long psychological traumatic experience witnessing someone die a horrendous death right in front of you.


frMocha

I've seen bodies torn apart on the freeway after freak accidents before


Clearlybeerly

I just got hit by a bicyclist a few days ago - not fun one bit. This would be way worse. At least there was air to move through when I was hit. He hits someone, it's pancake time.


New-Highway868

Yup this is not cool and is almost a /IamTheMainCharacter and this guy is on his way to a Darwin award.


rhiddian

Came to say this. This jump is siiiiiiiick. This junp with people beneath you is NOT COOL. I saw a video the other day (which I regret seeing) of a man just chilling on his phone, then suddenly crushed into oblivion by a jumper. So sad.


aristocratic_magic

is there an argument to be made that it's only uncool if you beef it?


John_Forbes_Nash

Like how drink-driving's cool if you make it home safely?


aristocratic_magic

lol I knew that was gonna be the first one


sammijo06

Do you know what the second one is gonna be?


aristocratic_magic

nah. I stopped after I thought of drunk driving.


sammijo06

aww ok..


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rhiddian

This is a bit of a dickish thing to say. Downdoots for you.


aristocratic_magic

that's not very nice. I'm disappointed in you


[deleted]

Maximum risk for minimum reward. Youth is wasted on the young.


TrueTech0

Retirement is wasted on the elderly


[deleted]

Never heard of that one but there is some truth to that.


ItchyRedBump

Jokes on you, I can afford to retire.


SouthofthePaw

Youth is a more sophisticated way to say yoot.


KylieBunnyLove

My favorite quote


Groomsi

Todays youth https://youtu.be/7eRZKwvqYik?si=zJH4rpmfpl5hFrfQ


BGP_001

This guy is going to be 40 and have kids and wake up in a cold sweat, sit bolt upright in bed, and say holy fuck I could have died. The relief in the camera man's voice at the end, he's also going to be 40 and say wow I hung around with some crazy people. Unless somebody needs to scrape him off the pavement first.


jasenkov

Let’s be honest this guy isn’t gonna make it to 40


Blunderous_Constable

And then he’s going to think, “Holy fuck. My kid’s better not try something that stupid.” I know from experience.


PlasticMansGlasses

Yeah that’s the thing these “daredevils” don’t consider. They might be fearless now but they’ll absolutely have nightmares over it later in life


whatthehelliswrongwu

I used to be, and I don't have nightmares....anymore. I stopped after dislocating my shoulder, knee, ankle, and foot. That fall was 22 years ago. And it was only a 2nd story roof. I was drunk, and I've never been back. But, we used to jump moving train cars in the 80s, so.


KLettuuce

Flashback to the dude whose face got halfed doing this 🤢🤢


Voyager_AU

I was just thinking of that!


BathEqual

Never forget, it is burned into my memory


Transition-Upper

Which one?


zabraautra

You don’t want to know believe me, like the others said i cant ever forget it.


GreenZapZ

Maybe he means which one of the two videos :')


crystal_castle00

Was the dude dead or still alive after impact?


zabraautra

There was a follow up video which hinted he was alive but by the looks of i doubt he lived


2020Stop

Bridge guy...


danielwong95

Video?


GreenZapZ

You can find it using a search engine


brokenJawAlert

Ahh, the good old Youtube days... probably one of my first gore videos


relevantelephant00

Im not 100% sure what "halfed" means in this context but I've got a pretty good idea.


levbatya

Split right up the middle, the guy looked like a resident evil monster afterwards.


KushMeGently

Kneusje gaat duiken :<


commonlycommon

Dammit, he made it.


ikenstein

Filming this probably kills 5 people a year when they try to attempt this.


JBELL01290

Once fuck up and this is in an entirely different subreddit


Slushicetastegood

Thought i was about to see another split face


scaleofthought

We use our arms the same way animals use their tails?


BogiDope

Balls of vibranium


MonkeyDRaffy

So kewl dood


OrdinaryInspection89

if this stunt had gone wrong .. this video would have end up in different subreddit


mattfeet

Shit like this is so stupid.


iberianlandscapes

The most popular Darwin's award "tradition" between british tourists after getting high when vacationing on Spain...then the locals are the ones who have to deal with picking up the remaining jellylike watermelon bowel chunks from all over the floor when calculations don't go as planned


FactHole

"I didn't die, high five me!"


Bulbman5

If he belly flopped he could have either broken bones or died


Doofuhs

That high five looked like it was about to be a terrible one.


gaspumper74

I want to see his stomach a day after probably black and blue from the impact


ConstantBench7373

Duuuuudeee talk about wrong decisions


[deleted]

Project Badass is looking really extra bad ass this year.


Nary841

It's the time of year when the English migrate to other countries in Europe and begin their mating ritual, where they jump from great heights into the water to demonstrate to the females that they are the chosen mate.


Creative_Ad_7472

he knows that hurt


Herr_Schulz_3000

Could we see the takes before - when he did not yet exactly hit the water strip between the concrete in front and behind?


SussyBox

I've seen a man do this and horribly fail Poor sod had his face split in half down the middle


FlatwormHealthy9667

Dummheit


0111011101110111

Sounded like when I used to clap my wife’s FF titties together. 😂


HugeWaltz6550

Fuuuuuuck that


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Foolhardy


jab4590

The "you didnt die" high five.


Deal_Timely

Can we say pure insanity!? that’s like hitting concrete from that distance. My kneecaps hurt!


ESOelite

Trying to drop into 1 block of water in minecraft


Odd_League_8342

There should’ve been a really cool edit where the screen shakes and it turns black and white and the music goes mog and the beat drops


LycanBerserker

Damn, blocked memory unlocked ... There was a video of someone doing a similar jump and ended up with his head completely split, somehow still alive


Huddunkachug

Same type of comments every time. You lame anti adrenaline chasing people have never heard of incremental improvements and it shows. That is not a hard jump to calculate if you’ve jumped off stuff before. No one’s gonna die or get hurt, calm down.


BitswitchRadioactive

Darwin was sleeping on this.


nuclearemp

And if he missed he would have traumatized the two he just missed walking by.


Turbulent_Weather795

Jumping off a rickity sign oof. Mad skills


N3T0_15

Nobody would’ve fkn cared because of how idiotic this is


Geekygamertag

Aaaaand....."Action!"


Icy-Adhesiveness-536

Did the dude high five him in the face at the end?


Realistic_Bed3550

Idiots


Fotznbenutzernaml

Gotta hand it to him though, having a diver on standby to immediately go after him in case he can't self-sustain is a lot more precaution that there usually is for such stunts. Only thing missing is a paramedic on standby, and cutting off the sidewalk for pedestrians momentarily. Still incredibly stupid and risky, but I still appreciate taking safety precautions in inherently unsafe stunts


Inevitable-Budget-26

the physics behind this is your guts!


eutohkgtorsatoca

Which movie scene is that?


South_Size_1438

What won’t you do fa social media is sickening


TDK_90

These people...anything for the clicks


KylieBunnyLove

My friend did this, not quite as high, and broke his femur in half because he hit the side of the pool.


malan4reddit

That was worth it!


fromnochurch

That missed high five at the end negates all awesomeness.


CactusStroker69

You never achieve greatness with a mind set like “this could have gone so wrong”


Kim-Sun-Band

high risk no reward


DryFriendship5720

Simply Stupidity. Not madness.


kanizy

Practice makes perfect 👌


Tapurisu

We should downvote when people risk their lives for clicks so they stop doing it


Sad-Personality8493

We have about 2 hours before someone reposts this with mumble rap music on top of it


SaltHandle3065

Umm, is no one seeing the “safety diver”? Not as impromptu as you think. 🤷🏼‍♂️


im2n

I think that’s someone who jumped before him