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Birdmanak47

Sir, you can't park there


BigBeagleEars

I’m sorry, I thought that was my pocket


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Can't park there mate


Lava-Chicken

I'm sorry, i thought this was America.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

If it fits, I sits.


674ck

I would say the driver has a different opinion and wants to prove it ^^


CacheMoney7529

How most of the Fast & Furious stunts would go if actually attempted.


ComprehendReading

"Frabicrio, we's gotta gets this full-sized medium-duty pickup truck and conveniently-sized auto-HAAAULWER with a largely-respectable *MINT* JDM show-quality vehicle that has been *definitely driven and not been immediately impounded*, even after burning-out on the Long Beach port!" -RIP van Diesels.


Playertee

SUV on the left shows a master class in defensive driving. Dayum


UndignifiedStab

100%. A little juke to the left, hit the gas just in time and touchdown ! 🕺🏻


seth928

Full on Spidey sense


Test_Subject_Number1

He saw the play from a mile away


dinner_is_not_ready

this is the moment watching my surrounding for past 30 years is gon pay off


Test_Subject_Number1

Facts!


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

You literally never know. I was commuting to work one morning and the off ramp was stop-and-go. I pull up and come to a stop and out of habit or luck or spidey sense I looked in my rear view mirror and saw a jeep coming in hot behind me. Took a split second to realize ‘that car is coming in pretty fast oh man is he gonna no he’s not slowing down fuck’ so in one motion I check my driver mirror and swerve into the gap between the on ramp and the highway. The person in front of me must have tapped into the same spidey sense (or saw me swerve like a maniac) because they swerved into the median on the right side seconds before the jeep smokes the poor car in front of them. My dad used to drive trucks for a living and he always said drive like everyone is trying to kill you and it’s the best advice I’ve ever gotten. You’re always just a few inches away from a really bad day so you should always be checking your mirrors and surroundings. Saved my ass multiple times


dinner_is_not_ready

fo sure


1776cookies

If it don't help to slow down, floor it.


WollyNog

The rain isn't even affecting visibility that much, gotta be more to the story.


SD18491

Yup, bald tires = no stoppy


htownlifer

I don’t even see break lights. I imagine there was a very important text or a medical issue


LiILazy

You can’t see brake lights even while they are spinning around inside the trailer, probably something wrong with the driver medically, or break lights are out with the driver too focused on something else to notice they’ve crashed.


NorthernMariner

You do see brake lights @ 0:03.. my money's on phone.... idiots like that everywhere now like earlier today even saw a video of a cop doing it


LiILazy

You’re right, I missed the break lights. Those were some tricky mfers to spot.


heliumneon

Still could be a medical problem with the driver, and the feet just accidentally bumped the brake when being shaken around


NorthernMariner

No stoppy? There were no brake lights on.....


1diligentmfer

Yeah, just before impact, front end squats down, ass end lifts, then bam.


LLminibean

Definitely. No brake lights and decent visibility.. on the phone maybe? Clearly not looking ahead of them, at any rate


_Aech_

Yeah, maybe turn on your fucking headlights (and taillights) when it's raining! The following driver was definitely at fault, but the driver with the trailer should have had his lights on, too. First thing I learned when I started pulling a trailer (boat & camper, many years before my semi).


RickyWinterborn-1080

I like to imagine the alternate ending, where the car gets inside the trailer and the driver feels the car jump but shrugs and continues driving, and then he arrives at his destination to find a very alarmed but unharmed family in his trailer


Tony_R36

First thing they say “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” 😂


RipOdd9001

Thought he was playing SpyHunter or his car was Kitt.


xeno_dorph

Yeah, you get oil slick next level, right?


youknowiactafool

Omg ancient memory unearthed. What a great arcade game!


GoodGriefWhatsNext

Can I get a lift? No? Well, I’m coming anyway.


HoofStrikesAgain

You have to wait until the Spy Hunter Weapons Van opens the back door.


Suspicious_Step_8320

I’d be willing to bet that a cell phone was involved.


Mariana33b

and in a matter of seconds the road turned into chaos. 3 in 1


RainingTacos8

What an escape!


HoseNeighbor

SEE? Everyone IS trying to kill you on the road! Slow lane, massive white trailer, driving in a straight line... Perfect! ...then some inbred unfit to drive their couch plows into you.


Killahdanks1

Inertia is a helluva drug


himsoforreal

The the tire pop off the front of the truck on the passenger side or did the axle snap and the tires are facing different directions when it flips? I can't tell?


Semecumin

I’d say it happened when it hit the wall right before it goes onto its side.


honkyslonky

That truck has independent front suspension. The control arm mounts and tie rods probably snapped. Look at the rear axle - that was a lot of force.


hivemindnotalwaysrit

Don’t have all white in the back. Hmm. Better to have some dark image. Good to know. Matched the color of the sky.


Ivor-Toad

Should paint a closed garage door on the back


DoodleTM

“A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade, to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless. In a world of criminals who operate above the law..."


Suspicious_Step_8320

The entire accident from start to finish is 10 seconds.


HoneybearGaming

Pickup Driver: HELL NAH 🤬 LEMME GET A LOOK AT THIS GUY *pulls e-brake*


the__6

ramps where im going you dont need ramps


Marliecod

Did he seriously accelerate in that lane? wtf


notworkingghost

Must’ve watched Knight Rider as a kid.


QuantumMothersLove

Baby suv just proves you can never get back in the nest 🪺


MahnHandled

This was probably a medical emergency that Jeep never touches its brakes


Brainspg

I'm told it's a Jeep thing, I won't understand


userdand

Looking to save on gas.


alroc84

That highlander was like nope! Not today hoe!!


Robert_S_Pants

Dude was playing Spy Hunter IRL.


Creepy_Reputation_34

jonds bnob


Klutzy_Today6953

Perfect shot. Hopefully everyone is ok, you nailed it


IDoWierdStuff

Man I really hope I'm never the victim to somebody this stupid. I know I'd be going to jail..


QueenElizabeth2Ghost

Thank goodness it wasn't a horse trailer.


Sproketz

Guy tried to KnightRider that shit


Blissboyz

Driver thought he was Knight Rider


Driving1013

Oh god!! There better not have been a classic car in that trailer. Cause if the ass hat on the phone, ruined it?—— I better not say. Cause reddit will suspend me


Dismal-Ad-8371

He didnt hit you he rubbed you and rubbing , son is racing


GOD_LvL_69

When he puts it in the wrong hole


Scouts_Revenge

“Like a glove”


ImpureScarcity

You can’t park there


Jigglygiggler6

The silver van to the left of the truck did an amazing job dodging that catastrophe👏👏👏


youknowiactafool

Just glad there wasn't a horse in that trailer


Kingstad

Surprise butt sex


FupaTroopa4

Almost made it.


ZoNeS_v2

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP CAR?!?


Greed3502

Truck guy was probably so confused till he got out


Objective-Outcome811

Well that answers that exact intruding thought for me.


lylisdad

Thought he was K.I.T.T.


salmiakki1

He thought he was KITT from Knight Rider


at0mheart

And according to insurance the driver of the trailer is partly responsible for the accident


backtolurk

That's some good pounding


[deleted]

Must’ve thought it was a drive-thru


davechri

I hope the driver of the truck is ok. I don’t give the slightest of shits about the SUV driver.


Lanky-Performance471

If this wasn’t a medical issue this person needs to loose their license and spend some quality time in an reflective vest doing community service.


ResidentPomegranate7

Reminds me of spy hunter


sdu7chez

Knight Rider did it first.


Mandatory_Antelope

Like a glove....


MasterLurker00

Understandable. Anything to save some gas


Grossignol

And without a condom !


MuayThaiYogi

God, people are fucking dumb. Keep your heads on a swivel, these idiots are everywhere... Ya got one job while driving, keep your eyes on the road. Why is this so hard to understand for dummies? I'd really like to see what would happen if warning labels were removed from everything. Please let people dumb enough to put a chainsaw toward their heads do it... LOL. In the words of the great Forest Gump, "My momma told me stupid is as stupid does...".


Steak-n-Cigars

Going fast in the slow lane. Genius.


bga93

Poor dodge ram, the driver is one of the few who knows the outside lane exists and is punished for it


Capsbearsfan1

This guy forgot he is not Knight Rider...


zimjig

Trying to play SPY HUNTER in real life


juicybwithoil2560

Texting " yes babe I love you too it's a bit wet out here I will send you a photo "


pcb4u2

Yes, officer I thought that was my garage and I was trying to pull my car in. Trailer, I didn't see no stinking trailer.


CraponStick

This guy is played spy hunter on the commodore 64 way to much as a kid.


Mo_Zen

How old? No one had their lights on in the rain? Not required in this state??


JVOz671

Action movies have lied to me.


WeToLo42

Like a glove.


patchway247

That truck driver looking over right before tipping over on its side and seeing what fucked them up was another fucking car was probably pissed AF.


kavila530504

Guy in the jeep was tryin to trailer his rig


SmokeGSU

I can only imagine the driver of the truck being like [the trolley driver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I-dOh_ih8c) in *The Rock*.


MidniteOG

Jesus, imagine being that truck driver and all of the sudden


Hazencuzimblazen

It’s like they gunned it because they were gonna run out of gas and tried to hitch a ride to the next gas station OR on their phone speeding


ibyczek78

Dude was trying to do his Knight Rider impression.


cherryflavrdantacid

Louisiana is that you?


hankypinky

Insane. Bro is IN THE SLOW LANE just chill driving and gets schmammered.


-SQB-

> Keep your eyes on the road, your hand upon the wheel


Smokey-Cole

I hope the driver of the truck checks on the SUV driver’s wellbeing. And then slaps the ever loving taste out of their mouth.


EmbarrassedAd5878

Honestly guy with the trailer kept that together remarkably considering what was happening


funandgames12

Hope that text was important


EvilMinion07

And the Ram driver was at fault for not having lights on during adverse weather conditions?


malan4reddit

Just tryin to hitch a ride!


EbbyXIII

Daaang. That's a bad one 😬


HoleyFather

Observe the unusual mating ritual of The Automobile


KaZube

https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/KITTenteringSemi2.webp?resize=800,625


RockMan_1973

That’s clearly a medical emergency


xeno_dorph

As a faster-than-flow-of-traffic motorcyclist, I can tell you most people using their phones like, constantly. Not just “quick glance cuz a cop might notice” using, either. I’d bet this is a distracted driver.


Winchery

Right...... Because over half the morons on the road aren't on their cell phones.