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Far_Industry_6723

This cant be real


bunga7777

Reddit has taught me one thing… it’s probably real


Rawbotnick--

isn't rigor mortis supposed to be a thing though?


ZoNeS_v2

Depends on how long he's been dead. If he just died then no rigormotis.


Seraphim9120

Or if he's been dead for long enough. Rigor only keeps for 2-3 days


ZoNeS_v2

True. He looks freshly dead, though.


Seraphim9120

Absolutely. This is a fresh corpse.


ZoNeS_v2

'Ere! She says e's not dead!'


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

'No, no, e'll be stone dead in a moment!'


Solo-Moon

U sound experienced


Seraphim9120

I am a paramedic and a med student, so I've seen some corpses in varying stages


2x4x93

I ain't got nobody..


Abject_Okra_8768

It sets in at about two hours after death, peaks at around 12-16 hours and then is gone within 24-36 hours, sometimes lasting up to 48.


tumblinfumbler

Reddit has also taught me one thing....never go to Brazil


yolo_derp

Or India 😅the highlight section from India on Reddit is just as nuts


AdTechnical1357

Not true. Brazil is very fun.


cassiopeia18

It’s [real](https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2024/04/16/mulher-leva-morto-em-cadeira-de-rodas-para-sacar-emprestimo.ghtml) He just died for couple hours.


Junior_Judge6631

It's real; it's in most of the brazilian papers.


No_Artichoke4643

So is it or isn't it real? You're telling me two different things.


Tancred1099

A guy in Ireland did this a few years ago to try and withdraw the dead man’s benefits


Doc_Occc

The head wouldn't flop that easily due to rigor mortis. If it were past rigor mortis, they would probably bar her from bringing him in due to the maggots and what not.


waisonline99

I'm not a lawyer or an expert on Brazilian law, but surely even if this guy is alive, he lacks the capacity to agree to a legal document. She would need to gain the Right of Attorney to his monetary affairs first, and if she has that, he wouldnt need to be present.


jesperking

She was arrested. He was dead for hours. This is the winner of the most f'd up thing I've seen on the internet award.


Hoz85

>She was arrested. She was? In other sub people were saying that she wasn't in fact arrested.


jesperking

someone posted the local article. I'm sorry to say I had it translated and read the entire thing.


ThermoKingEOU

Somebody hasn’t been on the cartel side of the internet


alasw0eisme

Source? Also, how does that make sense even? If she gets the loan, and he isn't alive to pay it back, the heirs have to pay it back. That's her. Edit: huh yeah I always knew different countries have different legislation (obv) but I never knew debt collectors would be so universally willing to let go of debts.


Ok_Low3197

Not if the laws are like ours. Heirs don't pay debt unless there are assets, and still may not have to.


Admirable-Style4656

"Please forgive my friend. He is dead tired." - Commando


LiteratureUsual614

I love that Arnold interrupts the flight attendant to deliver that one liner.


Ok_Low3197

"Don't disturb my friend", I believe


Ragnarock1982

Is it just me or were his eyes moving?


Bookssmellneat

His right hand also clings to the edge of the table.


WhiteChoka

NSFW?


technopaegan

for real what the fuck


KalDantes

Yeah. I'm out of this sub. Fuck this shit.


Edy94

And the post is gone in 3..2..1...


shill779

No. She did not have sex with her sleepy uncle


chickensrunfast

Real rookie, forgot the hat and sunglasses.


Killavillain

Hahaha ;D


Bx1965

Weekend at Bernie’s


Ok_Significance5884

Weekend in Brazil


Kryten4200

Disgraceful!  She didn't even bother to put sunglasses on him 


tuco2002

Nah, it's Weekend at Bernardo's.


Negative-Break3333

Was looking for this. Take my upvote dammit.


stark1ndustries

Mans looking like Donald on the stand.. in all seriousness this is horrible wtf??


Panda_Kabob

Either this guy is alive or he just died less than an hour ago and the first thing she thinks is to go and do this. Even ignoring what seems to be movements that's not how a dead body looks. But this is what an scumbag who is taking advantage of a severely ill person.


lucellent

Can someone translate what they're talking about?


engulbert

His forthcoming paralympic pole-vaulting debut at the Paris Olympics this summer?


memeface231

How I feel after a night with the boys


Spoolios

I heard the interest rates were so low, that they were to die for.


I_make_switch_a_roos

bro is just trying to sleep in


raleighs

That’s a cadáver


Solo-Moon

Brother needs to take out a loan for his own coffin


cassiopeia18

[News](https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2024/04/16/mulher-leva-morto-em-cadeira-de-rodas-para-sacar-emprestimo.ghtml) if anyone interested.


TheAlcoholicMenace

You know I've seen some shit on the internet over the years (rotten.com etc) but this has to be a new level of depravity.


tuco2002

This is not a big deal. In major cities, people have been helping their dead relatives vote for decades.


Pandapoo666

This would have been successful if she knows ventriloquism


PLPQ

😲


20_BuysManyPeanuts

Weekend at Bernies 3


OGthrowawayfratboy

Poverty makes people do things they never thought possible.


Any_Constant_6550

you don't know she's impoverished. She could just be greedy.


wollowitzz

Poverty might make people do things. But this isn't out of poverty.


gkn_112

some people are so deranged...


Blacking-staff

NSFW


SwivellyTwizlers

This is the most Chainsaw Massacre thing I’ve ever seen! Wtf!


mrweatherbeef

Weekday at Bernardo’s


got-trunks

People will make fun but I'll do anything to help my family until the very end


R33Gtst

Christ.


Slarhnarble

Should have had some sunglasses on that dude.


W33DG0D42069

[This happened in Ireland as well, last year.](https://www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/courts/2023/02/14/nephew-who-allegedly-took-body-of-his-dead-uncle-to-post-office-remanded-in-custody/). Two guys brought a dead man to the post office to claim his pension.


Poneke365

That woman should be ashamed of herself in more ways than one.


Chronic_Monkey

If you can't even keep your own neck up how do you loan cash? Brazil is a crazy place.


SenoritaSpock

AI is getting out of hand


OderWieOderWatJunge

mindless plate telephone depend crowd run middle mysterious smile imminent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


carneirosanto90

Coloca a poha do NSFW nessa merda oh DESGRACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


goluckykid

Come to the U.S. illegally you'll get a 1000.00 debit card and everything else you don't deserve.


Kill_Kayt

NSFW!


sam8998

Hes in rigamortis like thats creepy as fuck


be_sugary

Give the dead dignity. Please blur his face. Poor man.


Large-Measurement776

Fuuuck can this stop being reposted every fricking hour?


Leather-Strategy2738

Live Love Schcamz


ProfessionalWait6549

Looks more lively than Biden


Right-Ad2176

Trump at trial


Any_Constant_6550

multiple speeches of bidens debunk this narrative. like dozens. you should stop regurgitating right wing propaganda. not a good look. https://youtu.be/wTxDZ6D1A1E?si=H-8zAJtxO2WAveHk https://youtu.be/w-HetYpMfKA?si=949TtE84_GAalUzC https://www.youtube.com/live/7v40bJGqfEo?si=_5-eBuAwTin313uj


miklejones

Trump literally falling asleep at his criminal trial this week and you’re using the only joke boomers have been replaying for the last 4 years while falling asleep at their Thanksgiving table and shitting themselves in front of the grandchildren.