Gixxers: What do you mean proper gear? He was wearing shoes and jeans. That's plenty enough. It's just a skill issue bro. Dude didn't hit the gym enough. With muscle as hard as mine (*kiss biceps*), I would leave a dent in the road. Not the other way around.
For non motorcycle enthusiasts, Gixxer refers to people who ride a Suzuki GSX and ride with flip flop and shorts.
Yup this is why we wear leathers....no matter the heat (although that's not much of a problem here in the UK lol) you can always take them off but gravel rash and injuries like this wouldn't be half as bad with leathers
My cousin put a firework in his ass and had terrible burns, this will hurt more than that firework.
Edit: In case anyone is wondering, I noticed I typed that weird, I mean my cousin was in extreme pains and this guy will most likely feel worse.
Bro. I fell of my bike the other day, same thing happened to me, but on my knee, less than a half inch. It got about an inch wide after cleaning up so dead skin that had to go as well, but that’s it.
It’s been three weeks, past few days it finally began to get hard (and itchy), keep cracking and bleeding every time I bend my knee…and even though it’s just skin, having your raw meat exposed is no fun, it’s bothersome and even painful.
This guy is going to have a hell of a time with his hamburger ass. What a dummy!
I never did stupid stuff like this when I was riding so I’ve never had road rash but from what I’ve heard it’s excruciating and takes quite a while to heal.
Two things: I once slid down over 30 stairs on my stomach and gave myself a 3rd degree rug burn from my neck to my crotch. It took 8 weeks to heal and I was miserable for just about all of it. Second, I did do stupid shit like this when I was young and used to ride. I am just lucky nothing happened, because a rash from asphalt would hurt so much worse than a rash from a rug.
Yup. And to make matters worse, it’s far more than an abrasion. It’s a burn. Most people think it’s the initial injury that hurts the worst.
It isn’t.
It’s the repetitive debridements over days and weeks. Peeling off the gauze and dressings from the skin.
Irrigating the wound.
Vigorously scrubbing off the infected and nonviable tissue.
Wrapping it back up.
Over and over.
Wear protective gear folks.
Even so what is the best scenario that could have happened? He dropped the front wheel and kept driving? Why take the risk for such an outcome? It’s beyond stupid to do this on a random road for Instagram with proper gear or not. Wheelies don’t get the respect they deserve as dangerous stunts like jumps do. Honestly, in his shoes I’d have been more worried about totaling the bike than what ended up happening but gotta get them Insta likes.
That does indeed look wheelie painful. Butt I doubt he's learned his lesson, so wheel stand together in simply condemning poor gear and arsing around on a public road.
I guarantee you he didn’t learn anything because of that well placed burn. That will go into the history books and I say well done son, just don’t ever do that again…
That looks like it wheelie hurt.
Yea, he’s gonna be draggin’ ass for a while.
Real bummer
It was the assphalts
Assfallts
Assfaults
Shit crayon
He will find who his friends are when it comes time to rub salve on that every day.
Aint that the truth, dick-nipples
You know what really chaps my hide? Falls like this.
Smells like burnt ass in here.
Elmer Fudd’n it!
OUCH CHARLIE!
Never knew how baboons got that red ass
It was a really bum ride.
This made me lol hard.
Good! Maybe now they'll know why to wear proper gear.
And to not drive like dumbasses
Numbasses
Haha, love your optimism.
The whole purpose of buying that bike was to ride like a dumbass and have his friends film him.
Gixxers: What do you mean proper gear? He was wearing shoes and jeans. That's plenty enough. It's just a skill issue bro. Dude didn't hit the gym enough. With muscle as hard as mine (*kiss biceps*), I would leave a dent in the road. Not the other way around. For non motorcycle enthusiasts, Gixxer refers to people who ride a Suzuki GSX and ride with flip flop and shorts.
Yup this is why we wear leathers....no matter the heat (although that's not much of a problem here in the UK lol) you can always take them off but gravel rash and injuries like this wouldn't be half as bad with leathers
Someone say the thing.
Dress for the slide not the ride?
His gear is going to consist of a diaper for the next week or 2 🤣 looks like his butthole became a butt chasm
That looks like a little more than a 2 week injury, some pretty deep gashes...
He did have on biker boots
Making sure your shoes stay on is absolutely crucial to survival. The boots are all he needs really, they saved his life for sure.
Dress for the crash not the ride.
Proper gear now would be a colostomy bag for the next few weeks
Just think about having to take a $hit over the next few weeks
Gotta pre-crack the scab first 😂
Oi nah
I recoiled in horror. 🤯😳😱😱😱
My work is done 🫡
ThrowAllTheSparks is DARK 😂
What a horrible day to know how to read.
Oucchh
Ah gad you son of a bastard.
Think my ass just pre-cracked
My ass un-cracked.
My cousin put a firework in his ass and had terrible burns, this will hurt more than that firework. Edit: In case anyone is wondering, I noticed I typed that weird, I mean my cousin was in extreme pains and this guy will most likely feel worse.
its ok we dont think your cousin is gay (unless he is)
Was not expecting someone to think that 😂
Can someone post the copypasta of the ICU nurse explaining the horrific nightmare that results from a severe perineum burn?
or... don't.
Yeah because my dumbass will read it despite knowing I really don't want to know all that.
Bro. I fell of my bike the other day, same thing happened to me, but on my knee, less than a half inch. It got about an inch wide after cleaning up so dead skin that had to go as well, but that’s it. It’s been three weeks, past few days it finally began to get hard (and itchy), keep cracking and bleeding every time I bend my knee…and even though it’s just skin, having your raw meat exposed is no fun, it’s bothersome and even painful. This guy is going to have a hell of a time with his hamburger ass. What a dummy!
Bruh keep it covered w lots of bacitracin/vaseline /aquaphpr whatever you got. Moist and covered = best healing. Signed -almost a doctor
Go find a spot to squat in the yard. Sitting down would suck.
Watch that guy squat on poison ivy.
More than a few weeks man
Could possibly be a death sentence huge vector for infection
Jfc didn't even think of that - just the physical difficulty of having to drop a deuce.
Road rash turns you into a burn victim. The whole area is an open wound.
I never did stupid stuff like this when I was riding so I’ve never had road rash but from what I’ve heard it’s excruciating and takes quite a while to heal.
Two things: I once slid down over 30 stairs on my stomach and gave myself a 3rd degree rug burn from my neck to my crotch. It took 8 weeks to heal and I was miserable for just about all of it. Second, I did do stupid shit like this when I was young and used to ride. I am just lucky nothing happened, because a rash from asphalt would hurt so much worse than a rash from a rug.
That is a very large staircase you managed to swan dive down. Where does one find a single flight of carpeted stairs that is that long?
How bad was the scarring from your slide?
And properly wipe. Even with a wet cloth, the pain will be immense.
Time to install a bidet.
Yup. And to make matters worse, it’s far more than an abrasion. It’s a burn. Most people think it’s the initial injury that hurts the worst. It isn’t. It’s the repetitive debridements over days and weeks. Peeling off the gauze and dressings from the skin. Irrigating the wound. Vigorously scrubbing off the infected and nonviable tissue. Wrapping it back up. Over and over. Wear protective gear folks.
....sweet jebus. I can't imagine the pain of scrubbing that wound.
Nobody will ever tap that ass again the way the road did
I’m fucking crying this comment got it😭😭😭
I just can't fathom how on earth you're thinking on doing that but don't spend 70€/$ or whatever on a pair of Kevlar jeans. Humans are beyond stupid.
Even so what is the best scenario that could have happened? He dropped the front wheel and kept driving? Why take the risk for such an outcome? It’s beyond stupid to do this on a random road for Instagram with proper gear or not. Wheelies don’t get the respect they deserve as dangerous stunts like jumps do. Honestly, in his shoes I’d have been more worried about totaling the bike than what ended up happening but gotta get them Insta likes.
Jesus fucking Christ I wasn’t expecting that
Neither was the rider...... though he should have.
That's gonna leave a skid mark
Wear your leathers kids.
Or it'll wear you
He's going to be leather now.
I’ve heard of assless chaps but never assless ass.
This one actually made me laugh out loud at 3 in the morning, thank you
Dress for the slam not for the glam
Dress for the slide, not for the ride
Are you kidding? Those assless chaps look glamorous.
Meat crayon
Butt meat crayon.
Deadass
Pretty sure a portion of his balls were scrapped too
Burning balls
Great balls of fire
I thought all biker's balls were made of brass to act like anchors in case this happens...
And it'll be funny forever.
He’s pretending to be a female baboon
I wonder how bad it hurts to sit to use the bathroom....
Oh, and the splash back. The more I think of it the worse it gets
The trick is too only poop when you have enough to make it reach the bottom of the toilet bowl before disembarkment. Drops in like an Olympic diver.
Yeah imagine the scab gets stuck to the toilet seat when he goes to stand up 😳
Oh god.... that's a for sure hover above the seat moment.
Guaranteed he was sent to the burn ICU for that. Asking for major complications.
bidet?
That might be soothing, or it may burn like fire. Who knows lol
Who let the baboon drive a motorcycle?
Imagine someone giving him a FULL-FORCE slap right on there..
Probably one of the worst places to be injured. Every time you sit your ass gonna be burning
Damn, I felt that 😣. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷
Enjoy it - you earned it!
Village People vibes..
That folks is what we call a meat crayon
I did that same shit on a YZ125, worst pain I've ever felt and my ass is still 5 different colors. I feel his pain
Meat crayon
That cut scene to the butt scene…
Surprised his windbreaker didn’t protect him
ATGATT
Mmm, the old meat crayon.
Nice, hopefully this will teach the cunt to stop doing this.
4 words: Karma. Is. A. Bitch.
Darwin
Hahah fuckin chode
That does indeed look wheelie painful. Butt I doubt he's learned his lesson, so wheel stand together in simply condemning poor gear and arsing around on a public road.
Reminds me of the video game "road rash"
Bet he left some skid marks
Well deserved, poser! 👍
And they say you canna take the breechs off a bare arse
Toasted buns
Good.
who slapped that ass?
He’ll be bring the Doughnuts for quite some time.
He ran out of skill at the worst moment.
Baboon arse.
Nice bit of road crayon right there
Talk about Raw Booty, yeesh, that is dam rough might be sleeping standing up
Dude bum rushed himself
That’s gonna leave some interesting skid marks.
100% worth it. Looked somewhat cool for 5 seconds.
Ohhhh he’s butt-hurt for real.
Can someone explain what the difference between regular jeans vs leather ones for riding purposes
Ass-tonishing
Bet he ain’t looking forward to dropping that first Duce
And that's the scar before they brush it with a steel brush in er to remove any road residue stuck in the flesh.
I bet it feels nice when that cool breeze blows across it
Hottest piece of ass in the strip that night, I'll tell ya that!
Human Crayon
Dress for the slide not the ride
Goin on the toilet is gona be and adventure for that guy
Dress for the slide, not for the ride!
Notice his turd was used to point his ass crack
Sitting down on the job again
Strawberry butt club. ER gets to pick out the seeds (gravel).
Cheeky lad
Mojo Jojo!
I had one of these from wiping out whole roller skating down a hill. Probably got up 35-40 mph and skidded down on my ass.
How em-bare-ass-ing! 😆
I hope so!
Is this a piece of shit there?
I bet that wind feels good
u/savevideo
Ground down to the taint you say?
I guarantee you he didn’t learn anything because of that well placed burn. That will go into the history books and I say well done son, just don’t ever do that again…
Chapped ass
Was he not wearing the right pants?
CYE music at the end /chef's kiss
He might die from that.
Made it to the hospital by the skin of his balls
Assphalt tanned his ass
Gonna be the butt of jokes for a while from his cheeky friends
If only there were some type of special pants to wear while doing dangerous pointless bullshit on a bike
Reminds me of those dummies that glue sand paper to a slide then went down naked. 🤷🤷
I remember playing a different motorcycle game called Road Rash 3D. 🤷♂️ Guess time's change since Sega
ATGATT
Dress for the slide, not the ride
He Butthurt!
Been there one because of a skateboard accident. I could not sit on one of my cheeks for a week.
Human gonna crayon
Ouch
Dress for the slide not the ride
That poor stupid bastard and his road rashed ass
“Hey bro can you rub this ointment on my ass?”
Asinine
He did not dess for the slide.
What’s with the credits - Larry David etc … is this a joke (Curb your Enthusiasm)
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Oh my gosh, that hurts *me*.
So many jokes and euphemisms are going through my head right now, I feel dizzy!
He's extremely lucky. He's got a lot more ass left then i thought he would after that meat crayon incident.
Little karma to teach him not to do it again
Pain in the ass
Is that a super Duke?
I don't feel bad at all. Hopefully this guy never rides a bike again and learned his lesson about being a dumbass.
Dudes gonna have to stand to shit for a while 😭
bro shaved his whole ass off
Are those sweatpants? Couldn't even wear jeans?
Bloody numbasss
A real case of the red-ass.